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mean husband!Regulus Black who swears that every time he spills his cum into you, it's just his duty as a Lord so you can give him his pureblood heir. It's not because of how cute the dress looked on you and it would look even cuter on you when you're pregnant.
mean husband!Regulus Black who gets hard when you smile at him so prettily and wants to wreck you whenever you insult him ten times worse than he does. you're not afraid of him, he loves that. Thrives on the fact that he can make your bratty mouth drool with his fingers and tongue only.
mean husband!Regulus Black who loves you, truly loves you but won't ever admit it out loud unless you're unconscious from a heavy session of getting bred and he kisses your forehead, oh so gently, and whispers, "My darling, my love." He kisses your cheek, "Oh, how you have my heart, sweet." He is unaware of the fact that sometimes you're aware and that you hear his words and it just makes you fall harder for him every time.
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remus, angrily: ARE YOU-
sirius: fucking
remus: KIDDING ME, YOU-
sirius: fucking
remus: PIECE OF-
sirius: shit
remus: I HOPE YOU-
sirius: fucking
remus: TRIP, OVER YOUR-
sirius: fucking
remus: LACES
james:........what the hell was that?
sirius: lily has forbidden remus to swear, so I'm helping him out a little bit
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Snape haters: How do people even like Snape?
Also Snape:
“Yes, it is easy to see that nearly six years of magical education have not been wasted on you, Potter. Ghosts are transparent.”
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“Would you like me to do it now?” asked Snape, his voice heavy with irony. “Or would you like a few moments to compose an epitaph?”
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“I was just showing Harry my grindylow,” said Lupin pleasantly, pointing at the tank.
“Fascinating,” said Snape, without looking at it.
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As Harry raised himself into a sitting position, his head still swimming from its last contact with the ground, he saw Snape running as hard as he could, the enormous beast [Buckbeak] flapping behind him and screeching as Harry had never heard him screech —
. . . Snape had managed to Disapparate just beyond the school’s boundaries.
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Snape gave her [Umbridge] an ironic bow and turned to leave.
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“The mind is a complex and many-layered thing, Potter — or at least, most minds are.” He smirked.
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“Potter, when I want nonsense shouted at me I shall give you a Babbling Beverage. And Crabbe, loosen your hold a little, if Longbottom suffocates it will mean a lot of tedious paperwork, and I am afraid I shall have to mention it on your reference if ever you apply for a job.”
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So, I noticed this a while ago but I've never seen anyone mention it (or maybe I've just missed it entirely)
We all talk about these moments when we're talking about Snape's hair flips:
However...
(excuse my gif making skills) look at Snape in the background!!
And what's a non-fic post of mine, without a lil bonus:
Alan Rickman, you absolute cutie, I love you. Also, the camera needs to focus on him for these moments. Like, please XD
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“and his face was suddenly demented, inhuman, as though he was in as much pain as the yelping, howling dog stuck in the burning house behind them,”
rereading the books for the snape scenes
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Gentlemen Prefer Blondes - Diamonds Are a Girl’s Best Friend
Hepburn and Monroe? No, Parkinson and Malfoy.
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The final art for Follies, the school founders! I loved doing this one, look how cute they all are 😭
(read all of follies here!)
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