#Humorous Haiku

[jabibi-the-beef]

i pet the bar of soap only to be met with the flimsiest suds known to woman

i lather my face with nothing but running water and the cherry blossom scent you carry

coward

you say you hate to burst my bubble yet you wont grant me one at all

[yeetoffofme]

me w maths rn

[casualfoxwitch]

[lowkeloki]

[happydazy82]

Tea Time Emotiku

REPAIR, 05/31/2025

Tinker with the car / a little tap ought to do / give it all you've got! © keefderpoet, 2025

[angstyandromanticwriting]

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A very lovely morning to all my supporters, here!

I just wanted to quickly say that I have finally finished the next main writing instalment/prompt, centring around Regina George and her Reader, again! [MDNI!!!]

I will do my best to get TWs sorted out, shortly, as well as relevant pictures ready for the dropping of the sneak-peek, at some point tomorrow!

In the mean time, here is a brief scope of what the dropping schedule should be like over the next few days:

• Tuesday: The Sneak-Peek!

• Wednesday: The Haiku!

• Thursday: The Full Version Process!

* Like usual, parts of the full version will be divided up, and posted back to back over the next few days starting from Thursday, until we sadly reach the end of this next instalment!

I hope you’re looking forward to it almost as much as I am to sharing it with you!

Until then, however, I have been - as usual,

And as always,

Your ever faithful, H.H.

Until the next time, guys! 💜

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[rhymesalot]

Morning Triku #179 ~ Love, Time and Little Things

Possibly

With love all things are possible, without, all things are merely more things. ~

Irony

Ironically, the most valuable time is free time spent well. ~

Little Things

Transportation is moving things. Transition is the movement of minds.

~*~ SCK061824

[roristevens]

Brain begins to give; To quote film The Unearthly, "Time for go to bed"

[run-down-verses-version3]

Sadly, losing love

Is so much easier than

It is finding it

[jabibi-the-beef]

holmes is where the house is. or something,

why is nobody talking about the fact that 2 of the most unhinged shows on this website are about men with the last names of HOUSE and HO(L)MES and have objectively become a place of comfort despite its insanity because. as a dysfunctional family we here at tumblr dot com find solace in pathetic little meow meows

i was going somewhere with this but I'm sure you can figure it out

[unknown-companion-poems]

Hashtag Haiku: "The Legend of Ruby Sunday"/"Empire of Death" #WasItWorthTheWait? #OldLadyBroodsAtTheClouds #SpecialNotSpecial

[redleafhaiku]

It’s funny: The ones

laughing hardest know either

the least or the most.

🍁 Red Leaf Haiku by © John Clark Helzer

[palatinewolfsblog]

The lake at night

The week was long and on Saturday I was still thinking about the challenge of the week: A poem about

that lake at night.

A short poem.

A haiku maybe.

Finally

I went to a sage up on a mountain high

hoping for inspiration.

He listened closely.

Remained silent for a long time and then said:

"An example?

Listen. Learn.

Look at this mountain.

Focus. Breathe.

Then return to your place

in the valley and... "

he stopped speaking.

Looked at me as I took a deep breath.

Irritated. Almost - irate.

"That's not a haiku.

The sillables, the topic.

Are you kidding me?"

He laughed and said.

"But this sure was one.

Great. Guess you learned your lesson?

Have faith in yourself."

[happydazy82]

Tea Time Emotiku

TAKES A RIBBING, 05/14/2025

Get on the table / do prepare to meet thy doom / my fingers your ribs! © keefderpoet, 2025

[thaliawashere]

Kiss me, I’m, well... American

Feck off already, won't ya? I've got a cold one waiting. Read the full article

[brownweaselpoetry]

flowing so freely

along the sidewalk —

dog piss