[CECIL]: "So, as we move into the final hours of the competition, vote! Whether it's for your favorite, local, Night Vale community radio host or some... pile of bones, don't let your voice go unheard.
Also... Well, this might be a little bit outside the rules, but you could even make a second account to show a little more support for whoever you think should win. You probably won't get caught. As City Council declared in a recent press release, "Voter fraud doesn't exist."
"There is no such thing as voter fraud," City Council said last Wednesday, their many mouths moving as one. "No one can vote more than once. We certainly can't. Ha, ha." Some of their feet shuffled. "We definitely did NOT commit voter fraud by using the recently developed cloning technology to make copies of ourselves, force them to vote for us, then bus them into the Whispering Forest where we threw them out. That. Never. Happened," they added emphatically.
Immediately after the press conference they disbanded the City Council's, 'Night Vale committee for Fair Elections', by eating them."
[A door creaks.]
[CECIL]: "Listeners, someone has just entered my studio.
Uhm, excuse me! You're not allowed to be in here!
It looks like it's a small man, with a smoothly bald head, and dark empty eyes...
Oh no. They're sockets. This must be him, this 'Snas' the skeleton. He's coming to defend his title...
Listeners, as I prepare myself for what will surely be a fight to the death, seeing who takes who out first, I take you... To the weather."
[CECIL]: "Welcome back. I know you're all dying to know whether I won the Tumblr sexyman poll, and if I defeated the small skeleton. Well...
I was all ready to fight, getting into a stance, when the skeleton held up his hands. He said that he didn't want to fight, and that he'd come here to concede and hand me the title.
I'll admit, I was a bit taken aback by this at first. Of course, I had to protest. Wouldn't that be unfair to the few people who voted for him, I asked?
But he explained that, since he already won last year, he wasn't really looking forward to all the attention and hassle from winning a second time. And seeing as it apparently meant a lot to me, he'd rather just let me win than miss his wedding.
Yeah, apparently he's about to be wed to someone named Komaeda in a few days? Good for him.
Dear listeners, after his heartfelt plee, I felt I had no choice but to accept the win.
Which means I am now, officially, Tumblr sexyman of 2023. Yay!
Stay tuned next for muffled sounds of celebration, overheard from a neighbour's house nearby.
Good night, Night Vale. Good night."
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Vil announcement has me thinking: Hokay, so.
Groups there at a fashion shoot or whatever Vil's thing is gonna be, photographer sees Vil being soft with Yuu (because romantically or platonically, Vil does have a soft spot for the prefect) and suggests it might be good for Vils image to have a shoot with Yuu, to show a new/rare side to him and Vil agrees.
Cut to Ace writhing as he watches Yuu and Vil pose together for the cameras, worse is thar Jamil and Azul smell the blood in the water and begin teasing him about how good Yuu and Vil look together. Not really realising that this is feeding into his fears that Yuu *can* do better than him so why put himself out there?
Meanwhile Yuu and Vil are in the dressing room for the next shoot and Yuu's going to Vil "Do you think Ace would think I'm cute in this one? 🥺👉👈" just...aahhh. Aceyuu
Vil is such a good character, friend, person, icon, etc. that I could see him maybe bringing Yuu along since they have the ghost camera and take pictures of the school events. This could be a good opportunity for them to make some connections in the fashion industry, and Vil gets to take some photos with his friends for once! I think he'd be really happy to have some photos with Yuu just to keep for memories sake.
And Jamil has got to know about Ace's little crush on Yuu. He was merciless in teasing Trein about his relationship with his wife, and he plays basketball with Ace. He knows. HE KNOWS. As soon as Vil starts posing with Yuu and his eyes are immediately on Ace and he has that stupid infuriating little smile because seriously? "You think you can compete with Vil?" And Ace immediately starts to fumble because maybe he didn't realize until just now just how actually close to Vil you are and Azul oh Azul, he adjusts his glasses and just immediately goes in on trying to sell his services. Hey sucker fell for it once and if Yuu comes riding to rescue again Ace won't be able to complain because no matter what happens he'll have gotten a chance to be closer to you. Really it's genius, now why don't you just sign here...
Meanwhile Vil is giving Yuu some tips on how he'd style their outfit and helping them pick the best pictures to show Ace because while he might not get the appeal he does really like seeing his friends happy. He'll make sure you get your loser or his name isn't Vil Schoenheit fr fr
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buck in eddie's shirt that says diaz on the back. buck in eddie's shirt that says diaz on the back. buck in eddie's shirt that says diaz on the back. buck in eddie's shirt that says diaz on the back. buck in eddie's shirt that says diaz on the back. buck in eddie's shirt that says diaz on the back.
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ozpin "had a mischievous streak", finding the crown is more challenging than the other relics, ravens and crows are associated with trickery, tai has some things to look after that keeps him in vale / patch, someone (summer) is searching for the crown at beacon. . .
maybe the crown of choice we were looking for was strq reunion all along ♥
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If/when Buddie goes canon, I just know my reaction is going to be uncalled for. I picture myself screaming for joy. Shoot I might even have tears streaming down my face.
The way some of these fan fics have me in tears and whooping and hollering, I just know I’ll be insufferable.
I apologize for the person I will be in that moment😅
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I hope Emmet shows up in The Indigo Disk.
I hope he shows up, looks like a mess, talks about how much he misses his brother-
And that’s it.
I hope we get no closure.
I hope it spawns a new wave of outraged submas fans who are distressed about these train boys.
New fanfics, new fan works, new speculation.
Or just have both twins there and do not elaborate on how Ingo got back.
He’s just here. He has a sneasel. Do not question it.
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