#I shall adopt you

[motherofmisfits]

Welcome. Let me introduce myself

This is a blog for those who are lonely, lost, outcasted, or just looking for a place to belong.

Hello. I am Mother. You may call me Mother or any variant you wish (ex, mama or mom), Miss, Mx, Miss Flutter, Or Vera.

I prefer gender neutral terms. (Which I know sounds strange when I am Mother of Misfits, but that is the truth).

My pronouns are They/fae/xe/flutter/love/dark/void or any neo pronouns really.

I am otherkin. I have many kintypes. The main one relevant to this blog is my deitykin.

Feel free to interact and talk with me.

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[krillenjoyer2]

DARKNERS LIVE ON THE SURFACE AU!!!

Also known as: Roulx Kaard accidentally acquires a son babysitting job until his boss gets out of prison. Also my ass did NOT spell lightner with an extra e... you're acting crazy rn...

[haveihitanerve]

Bruce gets all of his children as babies

I have no idea how this would function as a plot rn but just hear me out-

He goes to the circus and The Grayson's fall and Gordon trusts him so he's like, 'can you help me check out their trailer and see if anything's wrong/suspicious? please I don't trust my cops'

And Bruce is like "yea sure" and he finds their trailer ransacked but a little baby cry leads him to a secret compartment where he finds baby Dick

And he can't let this baby be handed over to Gotham CPS, but he also can't trust anyone in the circus either, so he adopts the baby himself.

"It's temporary" he tells himself.

And Gordon stops by every so often with his own daughter in tow and soon her and Dick are inseparable and Wayne Manor becomes as familiar to baby Barbara's eyes as her own home does.

But then he's out one day, walking past the same alley his parents died in, on accident because Dick and Barbara were fussing and Dick dropped his blankie and it accidentally drifted into the alley, and he bends to pick it up and hears a little baby cry

And he finds Jason behind a dumpster, his mother's head buried in the trash as she searches for anything to get her fix- but she couldn't find it and there were too many drugs in her system anyway, so she's dead.

"It's temporary." he swears when Alfred raises an eyebrow at him when he returns with three babies instead of two. Dick just wraps his arms around his new brother and babbles incoherently while Barbara clutches blankie and watches knowingly

He's had both for a while, Dick has officially turned four, a few months after Babs, and Jason is a few months away from turning three and Tim shows up on his doorstep with a note revealing his name and a few allergies and nothing else and Bruce tries tracking down who left him but can't.

"It's temporary." He growls, but Alfred doesn't comment, just plops Tim down into the playpen beside Dick, Babs, and Jason, who immediately start playing with the baby.

And Bruce is Batman and Dick is finally eight and Jason is six and a half and Tim is two and Dick begs Bruce to let him train with him, so he does. And Dick breaks his arm and Bruce is freaking out and takes him to the emergency room where Caroline is giving birth and Bruce can't turn away from her screams so he rushes in to help and the nurses are so grateful to him but there's so much blood and Caroline shoves Steph into his arms and whispers her name and says "please" and Bruce can't say no.

"It's temporary." He whispers, numb, when Alfred asks if they got a cast and Dick lifts Steph with his non-cast arm and goes "Yeah! And a little sister!" And Alfred goes :0

And then Dick is suddenly thirteen and Jason is 12 and they're asking him to go out on the streets with him, the way he's sometimes letting Barbara at fourteen, and Tim is 8 and already helping him with cases and Steph loves cracking Riddler's riddles and he can't say no to training them, at least.

And they're three nights into Dick's trail run- "Jason wait until you're thirteen like your brother. No- no there are no exceptions. Don't make that face. When you're older. Go to bed. Jason-!"

When Dick trips and falls down an alley and Bruce screams and lunges after him, but he's safe when Bruce arrives, sitting gently on the ground, eyes peering at him from the darkness.

"Can we keep her?" Dick begs and a wide eyed seven year old Cassandra stares at them, not blinking. Bruce sighs.

"It's temporary." He recites the old script to Alfred, who just goes "very good, sir" and makes arrangements to buy a sixth different colored cup so everyone has their own.

And then Dick is 18 and Nightwing and moving in with Barbara who's training Cass and Steph at 12 and 11 as Batgirl and Jason is 17 and outgrowing Robin and Tim is 13 and arguing that it's his turn now and Bruce has them all over for family dinner and arguing that Tim is a great deal smaller than his brothers-

When there's a knock on the door and Bruce opens it and a small three year old Damian is blinking up at him, murmuring the word "Baba."

Dick and Barbara babysit and Alfred makes him a Robin onesie and Tim is 16 and designing his own Robin costume, testing his autonomy and Cass and Steph are 14 and 15 and going out as Batgirls together under Barbara's watchful eye and Batman sort of fades to the background, but he's always there in case they need him

And Bruce is always waiting back at the Manor with hot cocoa and their favorite films when they finish patrol and Batman and Bruce are one and the same but Batman smiles and Batman tells jokes and it is not uncommon to see Batman wrap Robin in a hug

Nightwing is Gotham's and Bludhaven's together, but he still lives in the city of the Bat and patrols the same streets with his father he has since he was eight

And they're all gathered together at Christmas, decorating the tree and laughing at the gray streaks Bruce has because little 9 year old Damian is a menace and 17 year old Steph and 24 year old Dick are teaching him the proper methods of annoying Bruce to the highest degree while 23 year old Jason is complaining about how much crime spikes during the holidays to a 25 year old Barbara with a golden band wrapped around her ring finger and 19 year old Tim and 18 year old Cass are helping Alfred set the table

And then the doorbell rings and Bruce says he'll get it and he opens it to find 13 year old Duke with a cocky smile, a tilted head and grief stricken eyes and the boy just barely manages to say "I know who you are, Batman" Before Dick is complaining about Bruce adopting another child, even if this one is decently older than what he's used to

"It's not temporary." Bruce promises when he signs the adoption papers a year later, officially solidifying Duke's place in the family. "Welcome home."

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 115

“Seriously old man?” the rumbling voice nearly caused Tim to jump, his eyes darting away from where Ras was sitting, the Al Ghul almost seeming to perk. It was kind of hard to miss the man… teen… being? It was kind of hard to miss the owner of the voice what with how their hair looked like it was on fire. 

They motioned around at well, everything, crimson eyes looking exasperated. “Really?” They were definitely motioning towards him, interrupting Ras when he opened his mouth to talk. “No, I don’t want to hear it, I swear- Did he kidnap you?” That was definitely aimed at him. 

“N-no?” Tim was feeling slightly unbalanced and may be on hour sixty without sleep at this point, if the hour long nap was counted. “I need help finding my not-dad who's lost in time.” 

The being let out a strangled noise that Tim could nearly swear was almost another one, but couldn’t vocalize his slurred thoughts as the dude muttered something, motioning around as though he was tempted to strangle something or someone. 

Ras cleared his throat, looking almost awkward which was how Tim knew he had to be dreaming or drugged. Probably drugged. “Jordan, how good to see you, it’s been so long-”

“Can it Pops,” the being-named-Jordan scoffed, finger pointing towards the Demon’s Head. “Moms still pissed and isn’t coming back any time soon with you still pulling this shit.” 

Tim felt his brain stall, process for a moment, then process some more over what he just heard before his mouth ran before it could catch up. “Ras is married???” 

[enoe-of-noen]

M!Mc: *came home with a demon child in his arms, a stunned look on his face*

Satan: Uh…who’s that, dear?

M!Mc: …she wouldn’t leave me alone.

Child: …*smiles*

Satan: …why?

Child: Mama and papa didn’t want me anymore. Mc helped get me ice cream.

Satan: *looks over to Mc, bewildered*

M!Mc: I tried to give her to authorities but…

Satan: *sighs* Well, we can’t just keep her, can we?

Child and Mc: …

Satan: No-

Next

[acourtofquestions]

"And Aedion will realize, in his own way, that you went to save Aelin not for her sake or Rowan's, but for his. And that you stayed with them, and march in this army, for his sake, too."

The Lion gazed northward, eyes flickering.

"I hope you are right."

No attempt at denial—that all Gavriel had done and would do was for Aedion alone. That he was marching north, into sure hell, for Aedion.

The warrior began to edge his horse past him again, but Chaol found himself saying,

"I wish—I wish I had been so lucky to have you as my father."

Surprise and something far deeper passed across Gavriel's face. His tattooed throat bobbed. "Thank you.

"Perhaps it is our lot—to never have the fathers we wish, but to still hope they might surpass what they are, flaws and all."

Chaol refrained from telling Gavriel he was already more than enough.

Gavriel said quietly, "I shall endeavor to be worthy of my son."

[ladyaster]

After Isa's redemption in KH3, I'll never find it not funny as a huge fan of FFVIII that the fanon consensus is that the new "nemesis" of the Seasalt Trio or at least Roxas and Xion is Seifer.

I dunno how much of the KH fandom has played FFVIII, and in-universe it makes sense given Seifer is the "neighborhood bully" of Twilight Town. However, given what VIII players know about him, it's hilarious and cathartic to see these two kids either bonk him with copied claymores in response to him trying to intimidate them into giving him their ice cream money, curbstomp him at Struggle right after calling them "lamers" or "chicken wusses", or accidentally drop half-eaten popsicles on his face when, in his universe of origin, Seifer was a major war criminal who, among other things, dropped all sorts of horrible endgame monsters including actual malboros onto a hugely populated city (which like any VIII fan can tell you, malboros are already nope on a stick in general, but in VIII in particular they're excessively brutal).

Roxas and Xion are just delivering Seifer some belated karma from 1999 is all and I'm loving every second of it.

[sheskindathere]

Does anyone else have a weird relationship with stimming?? I dont know if what I do is stimming, but usually when im distressed I tend to repeatedly listen to songs with strong beats over and over again, and when im nervous I tend to press my fingers or just fiddle with them alot but isnt that what everyone does?

I dont know I feel some sort of shame when I find myself stimming (if im even doing that that is) I sort of convince myself im just doing it for no reason, and that im not actually neurodivergent and I force myself to listen to different songs, and not the same one over and over again but it just never works and makes me feel worse

Is anyone else like this? Or is it just me :(

[shanicetjn]

Inquisitor Doodle

I got another adopt……. 😔🕯️💙

Doodled - 13 June 2024

[welldonekhushi]

Heeeey, MWIII Arjun is here for you!✨💙

Me, grabbing my artist tools: Okay, time to work on Arjun's MWIII desi—

Mctvsh, suddenly sending me this render by surprise:

Me:

[moinsbienquekaworu]

I just spent like 20 minutes thinking about soup

[lususnatura]

🎤 🎤 🎤

a song that i associate with my muse meme!

AHH, hey, ramone!! thank you for sending in this prompt :D since you sent in three of the mic's, i shall now be treating you to three songs that make me think of blamore when i hear them / that i associate with it. an explanation of why i chose them will be in the tags <3

hozier - who we are.

icehouse - crazy.

depeche mode - personal jesus.

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 82

Lex Luthor is admittedly, a very petty man. A very petty man who absolutely despises a certain kryptonian. So what if he made a clone- the alien got mind controlled practically every other week, could anyone blame him for being concerned?!

He’s more than a little annoyed that said clone was stolen from Cadmus, even though they had assured him repeatedly that they knew what they were doing. Trying to steal Gotham’s cryptid’s child was not a good idea- even he knew that! So of course they take the clone and the kryptonian discovers said clone and… rejects it. Huh. He should probably take advantage of that. 

But he is a petty man. 

If the alien is going to reject the child then he’ll just have to prove to be the better father. He’ll of course be the best father, if only to shove it in the other’s face. Really, how hard could it be?

[wwooyology]

I love you so much :((

I love you too my sweets 🥺🖤

[fastleopard1521]

yes

🦔

This is Charles. He wants to go on a journey around tumblr. could you show him around?

[demareth]

me when the smol alternative bagger bb starts threatening to bite me at work: woag ive finally been accepted into the group then 😎😎