#I’m gross

[joostyklein]

sigh joost just let me fuck you after a concert when you’re all sweaty and really manly.

[lunarcat982]

Dysphoria’s a bitch today, like always tbf 🥲😭🫠

[imthetunnelunderoceanblvd]

you should totally write something super kinky with quaritch and a fem!reader that has a lot of bondage and overstim in it. also a lot of body worship (fem!receiving) and maybe slight tickle play PLS🙏🙏 i beg of you

i have no idea what a tickle play is but okay. i literally wrote this on a paper cuz i was in the backyard and the sun was like so nice and the grass was so cold and it was so fun but i couldn’t see anything so i decided to write instead of finishing that one book that’s been on my shelf since december 😻 anyways, reblog and comment pla cuz they make me feel good about myself and make me feel like i wrote something amazing.

warnings: tying, slight body worship but like, not really? slight tickle play (had to do my own research cuz idk what that is..), squirting, oral sex (fem rec.).

you let out a soft giggle when quaritch nuzzeled in your neck, his hot breath ghosting on your neck making you giggle, “s-stop,” you said between giggles as quaritch groaned.

every sound you made turned him on. your innocent sweet giggles had a strong effect on him, he wanted to hear more. he bit down on your neck, breaking the flesh and you let out a soft gasp at the feeling. the taste our blood on his tongue hitting his taste buds making blood flow to his cock, a tent forming in his pants.

he lowered his face, kissing on your collar bones, his fingers toying with the straps of your top that are now hanging on your arms, his hands snaked under your shirt.

he started rolling your nipples using his fingers which pulled a soft moan out of your throat, his flat nose resting on your neck breathing in your scent as he kept kissing, licking, and biting on your flesh. you put your hand on the back of his head, maoning in his ear while scratching behind his ears as he purred into your neck.

his face kept getting lower and lower, painting your soft tits, soft belly, every soft place on your skin his lips made contact with in kisses stopping every now and then to tell you how badly he loves your body, telling you every bad thing he want to do to you. his hand cupped your clothed cunt, his other hand gripping your waist making you let out a mix of pained and pleased moans, with his face now between your thighs he pressed his nose to your cunt, taking in the sweet scent of your pussy, the bridge of his flat nose nudging into your clit making sparks of elecrticity run through your body as he moved your underwear to the side exposing your already sticky cunt to him.

he groaned at the sight of your throbbing clit. the smell of your pussy was so intoxicating, “y’know, sweetheart, if i could, i’d keep my heand in between your thighs forever to the fact that you’d have to get my head surgically removed from between your thighs,” he said before rubbing the flat of his nose on your pussy pressing down making you moan, his hand was on his pants fondling with his belt, your eyes widened when you saw the belt wrapped tightly in his hand as he looked at you, “what are you doi-” he chuckled before you could even finish, the vinrations of his voice dancing on your core making you buck your hips up.

“havin’ fun, gonna show you a real good time n make ya feel good,” he got up and smiled at you, reached for both your hands as he wrapped the belt around them, it hurt you so bad, and you did tell him, really, but it just turned him on more.

he didn’t lie when he said that he’s going to make you feel good, but god... it was torture, you did like the way his tongue felt on your heat the first fifteen minutes, but it’s been hours. every now and then when you need a one more flick of his tongue on your clit to cum he stops and forces you to drink water saying, “just need you to stay hydrated baby,” or “don’t want you all thirsty, gotta make sure ya drink your water,” it was bullshit, espicially now he had stuck a cloth inside your mouth, it was torture. your hole was clenching on nothing, your clit puffy and red, and you felt like your pussy was bleeding from all the sucking. you tried to tell him to stop by squeezing his head with your thighs but he just forced them to open.

a few minutes had passed and he’s still between your thighs, licking and sucking and moaning, drinking your sweet juices sucking them like a sponge would to a tiny puddle of water. you started bucking up your hips, your tiny clit rubbing on his nose and he licked at your butthole. you started squirming and trying to get away from him, but his hands forced your down every time, and every time he did that, the urine in your full bladder moved around making it painfully hard to keep holding in, with tears like springs now on both your cheeks you moaned and groaned and even yelled, he knew you had to pee, and that’s what you were going to do except this time it won’t be exactly just sticky piss.

his tongue left your asshole and went to your eneterance, circling the tiny rim of muscles before shoving his tongue all the way inside, moving his head too to get his nose to move your clit around, his hands went to your soft tummy, his rough fingertips pinching the flesh making your squirm and laugh.

he kept doing that for a few more minutes before you let out a loud and long moan. it was too painful for you, you couldn’t keep it in anymore so you just rested your bladder and allowed the liquid to splash his face, he looked up at you and smiled, that was his goal from the start. to make you quirt, and now that you finally did, his ego was over the moon. he happily drank it all up as if it was a nectar a god poured for him in a white silly cup.

@tieflingteeth

[boneappletet]

The living embodiment of “feeling cute, might delete later”

[basically-queenberyl]

From the other day.

Pinto beans and brown rice with lime. Ran 2 miles.

[venzellakage]

When your partner calls you fat “nicely” 🥲

[ittybittylilthing]

Im tryna watch a show but i can’t focus over my self disgust

[fanghearted]

ever since i was little i’ve loved the taste of my own blood

[housecow]

soft, round, warm, jiggly

[arisaur]

hey uhhh I’m gonna need to see the cutscene of ashley being held down and forced to drink icky liquid, but with a Leon replacer mod… for reasons

[lunarcat982]

Am I ever going to be happy? Like what if I’m not trans and I’m js gonna feel disgusting forever idk sry js needed to get it out ig

[halfdeaddevil]

At least I’m finally losing some weight I guess 🙄😂 gotta be something positive out of this eternal suffering ffs 😂

[silvermoon424]

Honestly as much as I love Tumblr now, I’ll never forgive this site for the “ace discourse” era that nobody has ever fucking apologized for. Irreparable damage was done to aro/ace people and our communities and now that shit is being recycled on TikTok. And then aphobes have the gall to say “well it’s not like you guys have ever faced any hardship in your lives” as if they still don’t bully and discriminate against aro/ace people to this day.

Go rot.

[bimiio]

dykes who love pussy smell raise ur hand

[brandnewcherryvapeflavor]

one thing about me is that i will unfortunately drink the soy matcha that i left on my desk overnight the next day

[agoddamneddelight]

gay holmes literally means so much to me as a lesbian. like growing up realizing i’m gay and feeling rejected in a lot of areas of my life but having these stories to depend on; it’s so healing to interpret holmes’ withdrawn, “bohemian” nature to be caused by the same feelings of rejection. and also ofc theres something about this little mf surviving decades and getting to grow old w/ his life partner in a time where society hated his existence and it’s like maybe i can get through fucking tuesday. maybe there’s hope for me and i like to think people like me thought that in 1895 too.