#Incorrect Pokémon

[goldenamaranthe-blog]

Super Effective!: Morningstars vs Vaggie

Lucifer: Vaggie?

Vaggie: Yes, Lucifer?

Lucifer: (Morningstar Puppy Eyes) Can we have McBurger Queen for dinner?

Vaggie: What did Charlie say?

Lucifer: To ask you.

Vaggie: We have food here.

Lucifer: You leave me no choice. CHARLIEZARD!!! USE BABY DOLL EYES!!!

Vaggie: Wait, what?

Charlie: RAWR!!! (jumps out from behind the door wearing a charmander onesie) Lucifetch'd, use Charm!

Lucifer: (transforms his clothes into a farfetched onesie) Ha-HA!

Vaggie: Farfetch'd doesn't know "Charm"!!!

Charlie & Lucifer: (double damage, Morningstar Puppy Eyes)

Vaggie: (overpowered by the adorable double team) AGH!!! Fine! We can have McBurger Queen!

Charlie & Lucifer: (jump up and down in a circle while holding hands) Yay!

Razzle: (bursts in wearing a unicorn onesie) Baaaa!

Charlie: All good, Razzle! We don't need you to use Razzling Gleam. Vaggie said yes!

Razzle: (throws his hooves into the air excitedly) BAAAAAA!!!

[the-travelling-witch]

au where yuu is originally from a pokémon region, so when crowley goes “you’re our beast tamer now” they just shrug and think to themselves “alright, unconventional name but business as usual i guess” until they realise there are no pokémon here

yuu throwing a pokéball at overblot riddle and watching it bounce off: …

riddle: …

ace, deuce, cater, trey: …

yuu: see normally this solves like 99% of my problems, so idk what you want me to do here… grim, use flamethrower

[sincerely-sofie]

[sherlock-and-co-incorrect-quotes]

Sherlock, setting down a card: Ace of Spades

Mariana, pulling out an UNO card: +4

John, pulling out a Pokémon card: Yamper, I choose you!

Sherlock, trembling: What are we playing?

[longlivethedragons]

More Pokémon SV as incorrect quotes

[bespectacled-bookwyrm]

Colress: I need advice for arranging a date with Grimsley.

Archie: Well, first you-

Maxie: No. Don’t ask him. He asked me out in a McDoodle's bathroom.

Colress:

Colress: And you said yes?

[noturlondonboy]

Yelena: most people’s favorite Pokémon is Pikachu, but if you were a Pokémon my favorite would be Pika-YOUUU

Kate: *inwardly screaming and crying hysterically* haha wow thanks baby you too

[delusionalpolo]

Volo : "I tried to destroy the world"

Me : "I like you"

James : "I am a criminal"

Me : "I like you"

Cynthia : "I see you as a younger sister"

Me : "I like you"

Lance : "I am twice your age"

Me : "I like you"

Steven : "I see you as a good friend"

Me : "I like you"

N : "Thank you for helping me"

Me : "I like you"

Curtis : "I like you"

Me : "I- wait what?"

[oncillaphoenixart]

[paldean-champ]

THE LONG AWAITED SCARVIO MEME DUMP PART 8

[edgy-girlboss]

Flight attendant: Before we take off, please make sure all small items are secure!

Adaman: *Snickers*

Irida: What?

Adaman: Do you feel safe?

Irida: I will end you.

[harveywritings92]

{Pokémon/ roommate Au: R/n just got out of the shower realizes she left her laundry in the living room.]

R/n: [From the bathroom:] Hello?  Are you guys back yet?

[When there is no answer, R/n rushes out of the bathroom in just a towel and grabs her housecoat out of the basket drops her towel. then the front door opens R/n hugs her coat to her body, just as Ghost walks in, he does a double take and gapes, while Soap is stunned.]

R/n: Well go on, turn your heads.

[R/n turns round to change. The two men turn around to face the door, however, Soap does a full circle and is staring back at R/n. Ghost puts a stop to it and turns him back around just before R/n can catch him..]

R/n: *finished changing* Okay.

[They turn back around to see R/n wearing a t-shirt and shorts.]

R/n: So, I guess you've had some excitement tonight.

[Ghost is blushing under his mask, when he sees R/n is unknowingly wearing one of his T-shirts.(Soap snuck it into her laundry, he’s trying play match maker)]

Soap: Well I won’t say exciting, It was just an average day at work...

R/n: Oh C’mon, stop joking around. tell me how it went, what happened?

{Ghost and Soap look at her bemused}

Soap: How did what happen?

R/n: The battle?

Ghost: What battle?

R/n: Th-The battle wit-- What? Are you guys saying you didn’t battle Leon?

Soap: Leon?

Ghost: Ya mean that wasn't a joke?!

[That’s how Soap and Ghost learned that Leon the former champion of Galar had toured their base's battle facility! And that they totally missed an opportunity to battle him! They thought everyone was having a go with them! Luckily R/n still had Leon’s contact Info from when they were a Gym leader, she called him up and the two challenged Soap and Ghost the battle base! ]

[rixi-96]

Satoshi: I'm so glad you got along with my boyfriend!

Serena: Yeah, it was a pleasure to meet Gou. I'm so happy now you two are together!

Satoshi: But I have to ask, what's the baseball bat for?

Serena: I thought this was gonna go differently. Damn Gou and his charm.

[eev583]

Don’t ask me just take it. I was messing with the incorrect quotes generator and I got this.

And yes I ship Kieran and Juliana :3

[freelance-pokemon-ecologist]

Clavell: We call that a traumatic experience.

Clavell, turning to Arven: Not a “bruh moment”.

Clavell, turning to Nemona: Not a “major L”.

Clavell, turning to Penny: And certainly not “oof lmao”.

[longlivethedragons]

Pokémon SV Comics as Incorrect Quotes: New Phone

I got the quote from a post by @blazingstar400

link to said post here: https://www.tumblr.com/blazingstar400/752390920068038656/carmine-i-just-got-a-new-rotom-phone-kieran