#MAN I LOVE HIM SO MUCH HE IS SO FUCKING SQUISHY AND CUTE

[microwaving-tesilid-argente]

canon divergent AU where OG! Bianca and Ailette's deathdates were later, so Cardinal Cartelyena only visits the Gilette Mansion and brings Ailette to the Vatican some time after the Day of Sacrifice, after the mess caused by the Toy Mansion is settled.

There's two ways this AU can go:

1. Ailette meets a heavily traumatised Tesilid who watched his roommate kill everyone else and then himself.

2. Ailette doesn't cross paths with Tesilid. When the 17th starts, they do not have the pre-established trust that they have in canon. Ailette is playing on ultra-hard mode, as if being in an SS-class world wasn't already hard enough. Tesilid also has no reason to pretend to be nicer than he actually feels like being, so their dynamic is also very different.

[delirious-donna]

tw: female reader, suggestive, yearning, reader is adored, could be considered somno but reader wakes up before anything starts, implied pussy eating, he just loves you so so much

The bed was pleasantly warm, so comforting against your spine. Soft sheets cradled your form as if trying to lull you into slumber, whilst the book you held slipped between your fingers as tiredness pressed against your eyes.

The spotlight from the bedside lamp painted the most magical shadows against the wall, the conjurations seeming to dance from the gentle fairy lights that twinkled around the room's edges. It was like a fairytale landscape but you fought the sleep that tried to tease you into surrender as if it were a dragon to be slain.

You waited, not sure how much longer it would be before you could be reunited with your lover. It felt too empty in here without him, his presence such a welcome and soothing one that you missed it all the more when he was gone.

Thoughts of the man you loved were the last ones you could recall before sleep pressed you deep into the mattress.

You were so cute, sweeter than the sugary candies he sometimes indulged in, and he was dying for a taste.

The sight of you prone on your squishy bed, chest rising and falling gently whilst you slumbered was just what he needed after the tediousness of the day. The veil of fatigue lifted enough to know that he wouldn’t be ready for sleep until he had you in his arms, his lips on every inch of your glowing sleep-soaked skin.

He padded silently towards the bed and knelt carefully so as not to disturb his sleeping angel.

For a long moment he admired your adorable pyjamas with the white fluffy bunny print–his personal favourites–with a lazy smile curling his lips at how the shorts bunched around your plush thighs. It was like he could already feel your softness beneath his touch, and he swiped his tongue across his teeth at the thought.

Slowly, like a stealthy animal, he crawled towards you. He watched through hooded eyes as he kissed up your smooth calf, enjoying the slight squirm of your hips when he reached the inside of your knee.

You smelled of your favourite body wash and he inhaled deeply until only you filled his head. He palmed you through the thin barrier of your pyjama shorts, instantly feeling your warmth and wishing to nuzzle against you.

It strained his dick to almost pain. The restraint of his pants uncomfortably tight, length throbbing with the close proximity to your pretty little pussy. His pretty little pussy… fuck.

Carnal thoughts of tasting your unique essence on his tongue, your thighs pressing against his ears and the hands that would switch between caressing and tugging on his hair, filled his mind. It made him crazy with need for you, and only you.

Deft fingers curled around the flimsy waistband, tugging the shorts down your legs until they flew into an unknown corner of the darkened room. Groans of you waking roused him enough to stare into that sleepy face that made him want to present you with his heart on a gilded platter.

“Baby?”

“Mhm, it’s me. I missed you,” he assured whilst his fingers tangled with your own, shifting your hands into the messy strands of his hair before pulling away to trace the glistening pussy lips that he was desperate to taste.

You blinked rapidly at familiar eyes glazed with desire, and it was enough to twist your stomach into knots. The swell of emotions that he evoked in you was so powerful that you could sense the slick building with every second that passed.

His lips were feverish, a contradiction to the usual cool sweep of his mouth, as they pressed against your skin. His dexterous hand snaked between your thighs only for you to press them tightly together in a mixture of embarrassment and seeking out that much-needed friction.

You let out a whimper as he sucked bruises of possession into your flesh, almost crying out aloud in simple ecstasy when he spoke once more.

“Now spread your legs and try to tell me about your day.”

Kuroo, Bokuto, Daichi, Suna, Osamu, Kakashi*, Obito, Kiba, Nanami, Gojo, Choso, Erwin, Levi, Reiner, Kunikida, Fuzukawa, Chuuya, Aizawa, Keigo, Sebastian, Hanma, Zhongli, Wriothesley, Kaeya + your fave that fits the story!

*I’m including Kakashi even though he doesn’t like sweets!

[starboye]

starring: nate jacobs x male reader

request: Can i pleaaase request a sub Nate Jacobs. With him all dressed up in feminine lingerie with ribbons and stuff. And he gets thoroughly fucked and threatened with those pictures of Nate in them getting leaked and getting exposed. But nate is eager to please and does everything reader wants, despite his hyper masculine persona he has with everyone else. Nate also comes back, eager ,over and over to get fucked and suck and to wear those ribbons and feminine lingerie

warnings: smut, degradation kink, cursing, mention of male pregnancy, slight feminization, black mail, pet play (kinda)

now wasn't this a sight to see THE nate Jacobs under you as you pounded into him roughly, his hole now a messy wet cunt as he moans out your name like a prayer in a church. you had gotten some pretty incriminating evidence on the man of him taking your dick one night and you decided to use that against him and at first when he came over to get his hole pounded by you it was only supposed to be a one time thing.

something to just take the edge off from the weight of school but after you showed him those pictures of you covered in his cum he was willing to do any and everything to keep them from being released, and you took that further than ever now making him dress up in the cutest little lingerie outfit with some cute ribbons and bows and it was the most pretty shade of pink plus it came with a leash and collar so you had to get it.

the collar and leash now further showing how much of a bitch he was for you as his legs dangled on your sides while your cock abused his already sloppy hole more and more "yeah such a good cock sleeve for daddy right" you teased tugging at the leash, nate winces in pain feeling so stupid and low but there was no way he was gonna let you release those pictures of him and you "yes- ngh fuck- yes daddy" he whimpered feeling his third orgasm already approaching.

the way his pecs bounced up and down with your thrust made you even more throbbing in him and he could feel it all to well, your dick was drilling into his squishy walls at an absolutely ungodly rate but he loved it so much, it's like he was going cock drunk for you "you look so pretty for me like this" you say stretching the lace of the fabric back and letting it snap back onto his chest making his visibly shudder.

"y'know it's such a shame only I get to see this, maybe I should release these hm?" you taunt him holding the pictures in his face but he's to weak to try and grab it "please... please don't" nate begs weakly shaking his head. you chuckle at his words, he sounds such like a slut to you, the way he begs and moans and whispers for you just so he won't get outted as a dick whore who craves not the attention of the school but the cum from you.

"well keep taking this dick and I just might consider it" you say tightly holding the leash in hand while your free hand smacks nates ass to keep him aware and awake, no later than a minute after nate was arching his back and moaning out as he came all over his chest, further staining the perfectly good lingerie "y'think you got another in in there big boy" you question fondling his balls in you hand, over stimulating him slightly as he writhes in your touch.

"mhm" nate whine, his legs shaking like crazy beside you "eh nevermind I won't do that to you yet, I still need you to be able to walk home" you say noticing his shaking and pulling out, your loads squirting out of him but you couldn't let all those good juices go to waste so you plugged him up with a pretty pink butt plug "now get the fuck out of here" you harshly said getting up from your bed and going to take a shower while nate layed in his spot for a while absolutely out of his mind with a weak body.

when he finally heard you get in the shower he sniffed your bed for your scent wanting to savour it one last time before he leaves as he jerked off while sniffed your pillows and underwear, soon spraying his fourth load all over your sheets before he stops up and limped to the door to leave. in the later days nates tried to move on with life but he couldn't stop thinking about the greatest fucking you gave him and no matter how much he fingered himself at night it didn't compare to your dick so with half a brain filled with the thought of your dick he threw on the cum stained lingerie set and collar you made him wear that he kept and walked to your house with a jacket and some joggers over the lingerie.

he knocked on you door and you answered surprised to see him "what do you want" you ask and without a second thought nate walked in and kissed you deeply while stripping his clothes to show you his true slutty self "so I suspect you want me to fuck you again" you ask moving to sit on the couch "mhm" nate shyly bods embarrassed by his own whore like actions "well this time you're gonna work for it" you sternly say "yes sir" nate replied "get on your knees" you demand and nate immediately dropped to his knees and crawled in between your legs.

by the end of the night nate struggled to walk and had enough cum in him to make a baby and you had a lot more blackmail material on him but I have a feeling you're not gonna need it when he's pawing to get in your pants daily.

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[ichigo-dream]

Leon - Squish - (SFW & NSFW)

Hi everyone!

We still can't get over the fact that this man is built like that and that he put on 40 lbs of pure muscle between RE 2 and RE 4. Honestly we've spent many hours discussing his squish so have some of our fav headcanons:

Every part of this man is rideable - thighs, biceps, throat, ab, face, doesn’t matter, any port in a storm and what a pretty, squishy port he is. 

u love gently pinching and biting his cheeks bc he still has some of his lil baby face from his rookie days 

his lap is the comfiest place to sit 

your throne 

Leon will grab you by the hips and pull you onto his plush thighs at any point 

soft and pillowy but you can feel the muscle when he flexes 

You love his little freckles that come out in the sunshine and the summertime - there’s one on the inside of his beautiful thigh scarily close to his dick and it makes him feral when you kiss or bite at it. 

To Leon, the only benefit of working for the US Government is travel perks - when flying he always flies first class, and it's the only time he can be comfortable on public transport bc he’s a unit of a man 

Any other time, he has to curl in on himself and crush his legs together to not take up more than his designated space. 

can spread his thick delicious thighs as much as he wants 

in the summertime he likes to workout outside

will do push-ups whilst shirtless 

you try not to pass out at the sight of his muscles flexing + slick with sweat 

sometimes you’ll sit on his back as he does this when he wants some extra weight 

baby boy is so strong it makes u drool 

Loves wearing shorts but gets self-conscious if he wears them in public.

Absolutely will steal your sunglasses to wear whilst he’s outside - (we couldn’t get the image of Leon shirtless in little shorts wearing heart shaped sunglasses out of our heads)

one day he wants to surprise you by wearing his old rpd uniform (cute play on all the times you would playfully call him “officer Kennedy”) but you hear him grunting in frustration from the bedroom so u go to check it out 

shit does not fit this man

not even a little 

trousers caught around his legs bc the material won’t fit over his juicy thighs + ass. You’re trying not to drool at the sight. waistband is fr about to snap 

dick bulge bc the trousers don’t fit over that either 

shirt also  doesn’t fit  - buttons are straining within an inch of their life against his broad chest, waiting to pop  

only thing that does fit is the old bulletproof vest - barely. 

“Never got to wear my summer uniform, and I didn’t want to buy a new one so… I tried to make my own but…”

baby boy is blushing in embarrassment at his failed attempt to be sexy 

but oh he has no idea 

what he’s doing to you rn 

have to pick your jaw off the floor at the sight of him 

he’s sweating a little too from the effort 

you want him to choke you out with his thighs or biceps, you’re not picky 

You tell him to turn around and you’ll try to help him pull them up at the back but this is a ruse -  you just want to see his ass jiggle as he tries to force the trousers up. 

“I’m sorry, I can't get them on..” he whines, annoyed that he can’t surprise you anymore. 

“It’s okay, pretty boy, I need you to take them off anyway”  

devouring this man like he’s a piece of cake on god 

strawberry to be precise 

When you’re fucking him, if you grab at his ass it’ll drive him crazy

You have to resist the urge to motorboat him when his bare chest is freely offered to your greedy eyes.

the juiciest tits u ever seen 

Don’t be fooled tho - tho this man is a beast, he ‘s actually a puppy on the inside. 

He absolutely adores getting to cuddle with you and lie on your chest and snooze - because he’s bigger than you he tends to worry about crushing you but you reassure him that it's okay (glory glory what a hell of a way to die). 

We could go all day (much like Leon) but we’ll stop there for now!

Comment “Bingo!” if you made it to the end, and let us know if you’d like more!

Love, 

Ichigo and Dream xoxo

[sillysillygoofygoose]

Older! Boyfriend Toji Headcanons

MDNI! (Slightly) EXPLICIT CONTENT AHEAD!

Soft headcanons:

Older! Toji, who adores the huge size difference between the two of you. He loves how you tilt your head back to look at him or stand on your tippy toes, pushing on his shoulders, just to kiss his cheek.

Older! Toji, who has a ton of money (shout out to broke ass Toji, though 😔). You have no idea what he does for a living. You're pretty sure it isn't something totally legal, like accounting, but whatever. He doesn't mention it and you don't ask. His favorite thing to do is turn you spoiled rotten. He constantly takes you on shopping trips, although his attitude is astronomical, only letting himself smirk when you thank him for buying you a cute little sundress.

"That one's real cute, baby."

"Yeah, bub, that color is really nice."

"Just buy 'em both, I'll take you somewhere nice to show them off."

He can barley constrain himself from pinning you against the dressing room wall and pushing the faint yellow fabric of the dress away from your skin, tasting you through your little lace panties.

Older! Toji whose love language is quality time and physical touch. No matter what he's doing, he needs to have you next to him. He never thought he'd fall so hard for someone, yet here we are...

"Toji, baby please, I'm trying to cook dinner." Toji only tightens his grip around your waist.

"I know, pretty. Just want to feel you." He responded, hooking his chin over your shoulder, peering at the vegetable you were currently mutilating.

"That's definitely not how you cut garlic." You feel him turn his head, smirking into your neck.

"Shut up."

Older! Toji, who would never, EVER let you drive him anywhere. You're forever stuck as a passenger princess. Hell would have to freeze over before Toji would let you be responsible for transporting him somewhere. This includes the time he accidentally shot himself in the upper thigh (long story 🙄) and REFUSED to let you drive to the hospital. You belong in the passenger seat, and his big hand belongs rested on your thigh, gently squeezing the squishy flesh from time to time.

Older! Toji, who pays for your bi-weekly manicures.

"What about these?" You tilt your phone screen towards him, showing him the set of acrylics you saved to your pinterest board earlier that week.

"Hmm, very nice." He flashed you a small smile of approval before grabbing your hand, kissing each knuckle.

They'd look so small and delicate wrapped around his dick.

Older! Toji whose most embarrassing secret is his love-hate relationship with the Kardashians. At first it was baffling... he doesn't even look like he'd know who they are. However, this man is INVESTED. You heard it here first. He lives for the pettiness of it all.

"What the fuck is Khloé's problem now?"

Toji strolls into the living room where you're perched on the couch, eyes glued to the new episode of 'The Kardashians'. He huffs, plopping down next to you.

"She always acts like she's some mediator for Kim and Kourtney, but she's an instigator. Always whining and complaining about something." He scoffs, rolling his eyes. You laugh, humming in agreement.

His favorite thing to rag on them about is their baby names.

"North West? That's a fucking direction."

Older! Toji, who holds you at night. Feeling your chest rise and fall rhythmically with his is the most comforting feeling in the world. He never falls asleep before you, finding peace only when you've found yours. He only becomes sappy after midnight, the loneliness of a quiet bedroom forcing him to face his emotions. Once he's positive you're passed out for the night, he moves his hand from your upper back to your head, gently stroking back stray strands of hair that were previously covering your precious face.

"You looked so beautiful today. I need to tell you that more." He whispered.

"I'm so lucky to have such a sweet girl all to myself."

"I love you so much. More than anything."

Older! Toji, who sees you as his entire world. Scratch that, his entire universe.

Hope you enjoyed! xoxo

[satorusdiary]

8:43 pm - toji fushiguro

toji jerking off to you when you’re away :)

“ohh- fuck. angel.” the older man groans out, his fist rubbing up and down the base of his cock. it was a pain you were not home, he needed you right now. literally.

he hated when you were not around him, he missed your cute ass, your beautiful lips, your pretty smile, and your hands wrapped around his cock while you suck the living soul out of him.

his phone was on his left hand, a few photos of your nude beautiful body was on the screen. it helped guide him to his orgasm, the only thing that would be able to help him since you were not around.

his hand speeds up, slapping his cock on his screen. small droplets of precum spills onto your shared bed.

his mind continues to think about you. he thinks about being on top of you, his hips furiously slapping against yours as his cock hits a special squishy spot inside of you.

your beautiful moans bouncy over the walls of your bedroom, and the feeling of your tits pressed against his chest as he flips you into mating press. his favorite position.

"shit- baby. gonna cum." his low voice rumbles through his chest, he's close, insanely close. if only he was able to cum inside of you, or on your breasts instead of it landing on the sheets.

he grits his teeth, the feeling of frustration builds up in his chest as he aggressively pumps his wet cock.

after a few pumps, and many loud grunts- which he was sure his neighbors heard.. toji releases. many spurts of cum lands on the sheets, and as well on his bare, toned torso.

his body heats up, head feeling dizzy and fuzzy. but not fuzzy enough to block out the beautiful image of you by his side.

toji's cock lays limb against his chest, he curses to himself when he looks at the mess he made everywhere. without hesitation, he picks up his phone with messy hands and takes a few photos of his cock messed up with his cum to send to you while you're away with your friends.

toji my love sent 9:05 pm

5 images, 1 video

toji my love sent 9:05 pm

i miss you baby, come home soon and clean this mess for me.

toji my love sent 9:06 pm

i love you so much, more then anything.

your whole body heats up as you look at the images your pretty husband sent, making sure your phoen was out of sight from any of your other friends.

you couldn’t help but clench your thighs together, a wet feeling pooling in your underwear.

you stood up from the couch and coughed, smiling at your group of friends who we’re chatting the night away.

“i’m sorry guys, i have to get home. megumi isn’t feeling well.” you frowned, a total lie.

jujutsu kaisen masterlist

this man will always be my number 1.

[tojisonly1]

⍣ ೋ - subby!Choso x fem!reader

𝘾𝙊𝙉𝙏𝘼𝙄𝙉𝙎 - sloppy oral f!receiving, pussy drunk, messy, brief mention of saliva, overstimulation, fingering, and desprate!Choso, praise kink!Choso, ¿and little bit of cnc?

MORE, PLEASE!

“Are you sure, Cho’…?” You asked, hesitantly spreading your legs to reveal your soaking cunt. You were only wearing one of his large shirts that completely engulfed your frame.

He nodded almost instantly, feeling his cock already twitch in his sweatpants that were becoming way too tight, “y-yeah.. i’m sure.. Wanna try you..” He said softly with a flushed face, kneeling onto his knees and pulling you by your thighs to be comfortably sat on the edge of your shared bed.

He noticed he wasn’t at a good enough angle, putting your plush thighs over his broad shoulders to get easy access to his meal. Looking up at you for once last say of approval. He felt his nostrils also twitch a little, the scent of your arousal intoxicatingly good to him.

You gave him the okay nod, biting on your lower lip in anticipation. The heat between your legs burning up more and more from the promximity of his soft lips near your wet slit. He secured his large hands on your squishy thighs, kneading them. He then presses his face

closer, closer, closer—

What if he doesn’t like it? what if he gets grossed out?—

All thoughts were removed from your head as you felt his warm tongue lick up your folds, delving ever so slightly between them. He groans. Not a soft groan, this man full body groans and even growls a little at your delicious cunt. He quickly dived in deeper, lapping up any sweet nectar he could while keeping his eyes on you, needing your praise.

“o-oh shittt, Cho…! ‘s soo good…!” you moaned breathlessly, gently grabbing onto his cute little ponytails as he ravages your cunt. His warm, soft, thick tongue licking all the way up to your clit, and all the way back down to your entrance that was throbbing around nothing. Trying to get the feel of it, memorize it. He was in pure bliss.

Suddenly, his eyes actually locked onto the little puffy ball at the top, he had to explore it. He already licked it softly when mapping you out, but he was more fascinated now that he got a better look. He expiremently swirled his tongue around it, giving a few kitten licks, watching your lewd face while doing so.

He felt your body jolt as he did, causing you to grip down more on his hair. “Ah, fuck! Right there!” You mewled out. He had to tighten his grip of your thighs to keep your from squirming too much as he swirled and flicked his tongue all the right ways on your aching little clit.

He was so mad he didn’t do this sooner.

He was pathetically humping his cock forward into the air while staying on his knees. Whining and panting into your cunt as he continues to destroy it with his tongue, you were a little worried he couldn’t breath. “You taste.. so good.. can’t stop..” He whined into your folds, the vibrations sending more shocks through your body.

He came up with an idea, moving one hand from your thigh and down to your cunt, slipping a finger that slides so easily in from the salvia and wetness.

You liked when he fingered you, right? So wouldn’t that make you feel even better? God, he needed you to feel so good. To be the best boyfriend!!

Your body convulsed more as his thick digit sunk into hole while he continued to lick and suck at your clit. Curling his finger just right to feel that spongy g-spot under the pad of his pointer finger that he grew so familiar with. You, of course, taught him where it was. And you couldn’t tell if that was a blessing or a curse. “Am I doing good, my love?” He asked in a desprate, muffled tone. Looking up at you with big, dilated, pussydrunk eyes.

“Cho, fuck, mhm! Baby— i’m cumming!” You practically screamed out, your back falling onto the mattress behind you as your thighs press against his cheeks. You were seeing little black spots in your vision, your brain feeling fuzzy and like the wind was knocked out of your lungs.

“Cho!”

You moaned out one last time as you felt one last shock of pure warmth and pleasure run through your entire body, the warm wetness pooling out onto Choso’s finger, he immediately took his finger out, sucking the cum straight from your entrance. He couldn’t get enough.

You were panting, moaning, hell, even crying a little as that orgasm hit you so hard. Oh no, Choso wasn’t done. He continued to lap at your entrance and testing out how it feels when his long tongue sticks in past the tight resistance of muscles to get all the sweet, syrupy fluids leaking out from within there.

Your body twitched each time his nose brushed against your sensitive clit, causing you to scream once more. “Cho! I came, nghh— enough!” You stammered out weakly, but this man was not stopping.

“m-more… jus’ need a little more..” he whined with a pleading tone, continuing to dry hump the air and eat your sweet cunt. Seconds turn into minutes, minutes into hours as you’re clawing, crying and not able to stop cumming. He just won’t stop. He definitely came in his pants like three times already, but he’ll get to that later. He won’t stop until you pass out.

Only a little more? funny joke.

𝘼/𝙉: ☆ - 𝙈𝘼𝙎𝙏𝙀𝙍 𝙇𝙄𝙎𝙏 - ☆

[kisses4lao]

Guess who's suffering from writers block!!! No but fr I wanna write SO BAD but I just can't 😭😭 so take some twst pp hcs until I decide to work on commissions again

Not proofread idc shank me

♧CW!!! Fem reader! twst dick hcs duh, every NRC student EXCLUDING ortho, might have some other hcs too

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Riddle:

Its... cute? Idk how to explain it

He is VERY sensitive

5.5 inches

Slight curve downward

The tip is a really deep red

Cum is watery, tastes like rosewater(this is a fantasy world i can make cum taste like anything i want)

Balls aren't all that heavy, very soft and squishy tho

Likes rimming. No further comments

Trey:

EEK MY BOY

I'm gonna try not to be biased

Hes BIG tho

I know you've seen him. Let's be honest, we all know he's PACKING

So I'm gonna say a solid 7-8 inches with a nice amount of girth

No curve, but very veiny

Heavy balls. Like, HEAVY. Bros got a whole bakery in there

Soft pink tip

Cum is the normal consistency, he takes care of himself

If you're sucking him off he'll change the flavor of his cock and his cum to whatever you want (thank god for doodle suit)

Cater:

Easy 7 inches

Not too sensitive, it takes a while for him to cum

His cum is pretty thick, its all the spicy ramen he eats

Curve upward, huge thick vein going from his balls to the tip

Cum tastes salty, but not overwhelming

Will have his clones fuck you silly

Deuce:

Another small boy

I'll say 6 inches, no curve

Hes sensitive too, but not as much as riddle

He really like getting his balls sucked more than his cock itself

Cum is watery too, but it tastes good

Like sweet in a way

Tip is a light blue dont ask why

Ace:

Another small boy 😭

He is CLUELESS

Poor man is a one pump chump

5.6 inches, curve to the left

SENSETIVE. pussy got this boy on his knees

Balls squishy, balls soft?

Yes to both

His rip is red, like a blush red

Azul:

A good 6ish inches with a curve downward

Not as sensitive as you may think

I think it would be funny if the bottom of his cock had like little suckers or some shit

Tip is dark purple and he has some veins, not many tho

Heavy balls, no squish :(

Cum is thick and black bc octopus

Tastes like what watered down hand sanitizer smells like

Jade:

😨

Its slimy.

No further comment on that

No but its like wet, a lot

So is floyds but we aren't there yet

Its like lube 🥺

Okay but he's LONG

8.5 AT LEAST

He also enjoys rimming

Tip is dark cyan

Cum is slimy too

Add some borax water and sell it on etsy

Floyd:

Basically the same as Jade

Hes smaller tho

Hes 6 inches but has SO much girth

His cum is more watery than slimy and the tip is a light blue

Lots of veins too

Kalim:

6 inches

So sensitive

He begs.

Loves blow jobs but would NEVER ask for them

Heavy soft balls

A dark brown tip and there's lil red swirlies

Cum is thick

Tastes like coconut toothpaste

Jamil:

mmmmmmmmMMMMMMM

BIG

So big

Destroy me PLEASE

7.8 inches and a big curve upwards

Likes fingers in his ass, just like Kanye west

Doesn't like blow jobs he cums too quick :(

Gets overstimulated easily and when he does hes highly submissive

Cum a lil thick (its all the curry he eats)

Its yummy tho

Tastes salty and a lil sweet

Like a pretzel

Tip is a redish-brownish

Vil:

Hes a very odd case

Hes big, dont get me wrong

But mans does NOT have sex 😭

He complains it ruins his makeup

7.4 inches with a few veins

Oh yeah hes unclipped too idk why but he is

Tip is a pinky purple color

Balls got some weight, they're not sensitive

Rook:

Hes an even weirder case

Hes very big but almost NEVER penetrates you

Hed much rather be in between your legs for hours on end

Making you cum on his face gives him so much pleasure

He doesn't touch himself either

When he's eating you out he has one hand thrusting fingers into your pussy, the other hand thrusting fingers into your ass(hes an ass man I know he is) while he sucks on your clit the whole time

He cums on the sheets whenever you do bc he knows how good you feel

Hes 8.5 inches with a curve down, large vein going upward

A creme colored tip

Cum normal consistency, you don't know what it tastes like because he never let's you suck him off :(

Epel:

Small boy

Whimpers

A lot

Hes 6 inches with a curve to the left

Light purple tip bc I said so

Light balls, but no squish :(

Cum is watery and tastes like lavender oil

Idia:

Oh god

Contrary to popular belief he has a lot of stamina

He doesn't have ANY experience tho

Played a lot of hentai games but thats the extent of his experience

I think it would be really funny if instead of whispering dirty talk or praise during sex he tells you the fnaf lore

Like he'll be blowing your back out and he'll just be like "so the crying child was actually william aftons son-" and then he cums

After hes done and doing aftercare he'll quiz you on the fnaf lore

If you get any of the questions wrong he'll fuck you until you can't walk as a punishment

If you get them all right he'll eat you out for hours until you also can't walk

Win win honestly

8 inches

TIP IS BLUUUEEEEEE

Cum is thick and salty, he doesn't take care of himself

Heavy, HEAVY balls. Very sensitive

He loves blow jobs too

Leona:

8.8 inches, but if we're being real to how ACTUAL lion anatomy is hes closer to 3 inches but yall aren't ready for that convo

Not sensitive at all, it takes so long for him to cum

But when he does hes so sweet, whispering praise after praise to you and lots of kisses

Cum is normal consistency, a lil on the thicker end

Its a bit bitter with a sweet aftertaste

Hes also unclipped and I will not elaborate

Idk if lions have them but if they do then he has a knot, not as big as jacks tho

Heavy balls, they're sensitive

Brown tip, like, dark brown tip

Ruggie:

7ish inches with a curve down

Also likes eating you out

Doesn't like having his balls touched

They're cute and squishy tho

Cum is also thick and doesn't taste like anything

Tip is a light brown and has a vein going through it

Jack:

8 inches.

Has a huge knot. Physically cannot pull out when it comes to it

Cum tastes like strawberries

Doesn't let you suck him off often bc he doesn't wanna knot in your mouth

Also gets pleasure from eating you out

Tip is grey and sensitive

Malleus:

Hes also like rook in the way he'd eat you out for hours if you'd let him

But he does penetrate you

Our big dragon boy loves the feeling of being inside your tight cunt

Will probably cum if you praise him

He has 2.

One on top one on the bottom

The one on top is longer, 9 inches while the one on the bottom is 7ish, the bottom one is a lot thicker tho

He'll be so slow easing them in and almost never goes fast when it comes to sex

He sees it as love making

They both have a black tip and the cum is normal consistency, tastes like... eggs? Hardboiled don't ask

Oh yeah his cum glows in the dark

Lilia:

Idc what you guys say this man is SO EXPERIENCED

He knows how to have sex properly and can make you cum in seconds if he feels like it

7 inches, his dick is where all his height went

Because he's so experienced he doesn't cum easily

PINK TIP PINK TIP

His cum is normal consistency, a little watery maybe

Tastes like citrus

Silver:

Loves when you ride him

Likes missionary too tho

7 inches too

His tip is grey

Very sensitive and gets overstimulated easily

Hes also just very submissive in general

Cum is watery and tastes like what a new car smells like

Sebek:

LOUD

SO LOUD

CANT TAKE THIS BITCH ANYWHERE

Cries during sex

Loves when you pull his hair

Does he have horns? If he does they're very sensitive

Cums if you touch them

Hes a crocodile right

Nah he has horns

8 inches no other comments

GREEN TIP

Cum is thick and bitter

We love him tho

Balls squishy

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A/n: im so fuckibg tired god help me

[osachiyo]

tw. fem!reader, reader is hinted to be chubby, cowgirl, praise, hinting at cum-eating at the end, fyodor basically worships the ground you step on, body worship, most likely ooc but it's whatever, just overall very soft n cute :) mdni

an. i always imagined fyodor with a chubbier reader, idk - i just love the contrast so much <3 so this is a drabble for my friend (love u maya ty for buying me nitro...) ^^ this has been in my drafts for way too long. 0.6k wrds

fyodor took a sharp intake of air as he focused on the view in front of him — you, oh sweet you on top of him, lowering your hips onto him as your pretty little cunt swallowed more and more of his cock. his face was flushed to a pretty pink, pupils dilated in lust and sheer passion he held for you.

"mmh, you feel so good, love," he moaned softly, hand reaching up to knead the fat of your thigh. his breath quickened at feeling you clench from the genuine praise he gave you. your swollen, glossy lips parted to let out moans of his name, making his length throb inside your gooey walls.

"f-fedya," you gasped when he suddenly thrust up into you, his cock being pushed directly against your g-spot.

"ohh yes, darling — does that feel good?" fyodor cooed at the cock drunk look on your pretty face, it suited you so much.

god, you looked absolutely heavenly to him — the soft moonlight peeking through the thin curtains practically made you glow — not to mention how sexy your body looked. he loved how... soft you were compared to him — the delicate rolls on your back, your soft 'n squishy tummy, the plush of your ass and ugh, those delectable thighs of yours — it all made his head spin.

not to mention how your tits would jiggle everytime you bounced up and down on his sensitive cock, it made him want to bite them — mark them as his.

"oh darling, i just can't take my eyes off of you," he confessed, thin lips curling up into a smirk at the bashful look on your face.

you continued moving up and down on his cock, throwing your head back when fyodor decided to fuck up into you again — resulting in an almost pornographic moan leaving your lips.

he reached his free hand up to flick and rub at your clit, rolling the little nub between his slim fingers — making your pace stutter and pussy tighten around him. "you feel so good, моя любовь, " he tipped his head back into the soft pillow, biting down on his bottom lip as you gushed on his dick. you could feel him throb inside you, balls slapping against your ass, while you ground your hips onto him.

fyodor felt like he was in a trance — you made it look so good, and feel even better. "close?" you whispered, a moan getting caught in your throat when fyodor started thrusting up even faster — and harder than before.

fuck yes. fyodor was so close to hitting that peak that he so badly needed — but he wanted you to cum first. he needed you to cum first. could he really call himself your man if he didn't make you cum before him?

and make you cum he did — your pretty nails digging into his bony shoulders as you threw your head back from finally reaching your high, juicy cunt fluttering and pulsating around his throbbing cock — fyodor's hips stuttering as cursed breaths left him, trying not to clench his eyes shut as he admired the blissed-out look on your face.

"beautiful," fyodor moaned softly as he finally came deep inside you — his warmth filling up your sticky walls so nicely.

"you're beautiful," you breathed out, watching his eyes soften — a hearty chuckle leaving his pale, thin lips before devouring yours in a passionate yet hungry kiss.

you gasped loudly when fyodor laid you on your back on the silk sheets — kissing his way down from your soft tummy to your heavenly cunt. you sighed softly when he parted your legs, pupils dialating from the filthy view of his spent leaking down your folds and on his bedsheets —

how could he NOT have a taste?

© 𝐎𝐒𝐀𝐂𝐇𝐈𝐘𝐎 𝟐𝟎𝟐𝟒 ─ do not copy/translate/repost and/or recommend any of my works on different platfroms under any circumstances. reblogs greatly appreciated !

[kiame-sama]

Chubby Cuddles - (Yandere!Dabi x Chubby!Reader)

Warnings; yandere, mention of kidnapping, NSFW, non-con, rough, overstimulation, mentions of burns, spanking, Dabi likes being called degrading words, mention of ongoing non-con, gender neutral reader, chubby reader, very little- if any at all- plot, Dabi is objectively an asshole,

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Slowly rolling his hips, Dabi realized the warm and plush feeling of his dearest's body pressed up against his own was soothing in ways he never expected. Each time his sharp hips pressed so close to the squishy thighs of his lover, he couldn't help but want more. He loved the way the soft flesh was so easy to take handfuls of, squeezing and toying with the ample body that lay next to him.

Sure, they were not there of their own free will, but them just being there with him was enough for him. He adored the warm feeling of their plush body against his own burned flesh, basking in the pleasure of being entertained with them. Even if they struggled and whimpered each time he kissed their sweet chubby cheeks, he couldn't help but feel like he deserved this one thing.

He deserved to have them however he wanted.

He was the one to hunt them down and bring them back with him, after all. They had not been too pleased with the man breaking into their home at night and he certainly kidnapped them earlier than he would have liked. Plans change in the heat of the moment and then waking up to him rummaging through their dirty laundry was enough to let them know what a deranged pervert he was.

"L-leave me alone you- you sick pervert-!"

Their voice was strained and tinged with tears as they whined and gasped, trying to put as much venom in their tone as possible. The words had the opposite intended effect on him however. Each degrading word was like a sick shot of dopamine to Dabi's ruined mind, only pounding his hips forward even harder.

Due to being behind them and on his side, Dabi could feel the warm slap of their round ass against his stomach, his hands sinking into their plush hips. He couldn't stop his fingernails from digging into that warm fat and just losing himself in the feeling of his cock being suffocated by their plush body. The squeeze was enough to keep him going even if they happened to pass out like they did that first night he took them.

"Fuck... And what else? What else am I, Doll-face? Tell me how mean and awful I am..!"

"You- you bastard! You're sick, and disgusting, and a monster, and-!"

The soft figure he lay next to cut off with a cute squeal of overstimulation as their third orgasm of the evening washed over them. Their body tensed up and Dabi couldn't help but moan deeply, moving to lay on top of their warm body and hump them viciously like a rabbit in a rut. Even as they began to babble about being too sensitive to handle his continued treatment, he ignored them.

Part of his mind wondered if giving them a nice burn on that plush round ass of theirs would shut them up, but he decided he liked them begging more than being silent. If anything, their pathetic voice pleading for him to have mercy on them only spurred him on faster and harder. He loved the way each thrust resulted in a nice jiggle through their body as it withstood the impact of his hips against them.

The satisfying slap of skin against skin was almost as appealing as the feeling of laying over their plush body. Dabi rubbed his cheek against their back, feeling the plush flesh on his staples. He even let his tongue slowly trace lines over their soft body loving how they shivered from the soft drag of his piercing.

"You can do better than that. Keep going."

"You- you are-!"

"Aww, what's wrong, Doll-face? Too fucked out to say anything? Good. Just keep this nice fat ass in the air for me and I will do the rest."

It was the only kind of affection Dabi could really understand at that point, and so he was going to force it on his dearest regardless of if they liked it or not. Sure, he would cuddle them and bite up their soft body later, but for now he just wanted to fuck them stupid. It was more to keep his own mind quiet than it was to exert control over them, but the control piece did plenty to get Dabi off anyway.

"Beg for me not to cum in you and I might consider pulling out."

"Please- please don't-"

"I said," Dabi hissed, bringing one hand down to leave a stinging print on their plush ass, "beg."

"Please don't cum in me, D-Dabi! Please! I don't want you to- to cum in me, please!"

Dabi grinned in a feral way and made sure to thrust as deeply as he could before letting his cock burst in them, filling up every little part of their body with his white cream. The soft sob from his squishy beloved beneath him only added to the feeling as he tried to squeeze every last bit out into them.

"Oops. Sorry, Doll-face, didn't hear you. Next time you should scream it if you want me to listen to you."

His laugh was sinister and all his dearest could do was let their head hang in shame for allowing this monster to abuse them the way he did. Even if they hated him, he still got what he wanted in the end and he just loved the fear and disdain in their eyes as they looked at him.

It wasn't much, but to Dabi's fucked up mind, it was enough.

[frenchkisstheabyss]

♥︎ Pairing: boyfriend!jisung x chubby!fem!reader

♥︎ A/N: If you're a chubby/thick/plus sized babe feeling not so great about yourself and you happen to love our sweet Hannie, I hope you find some comfort in this.

boyfriend!jisung who fell for you the moment he saw you but took forever to work up the nerve to ask you out on a date because he was afraid you'd say no.

boyfriend!jisung who's an introvert that doesn't like to go out a lot but went out every weekend for a whole month just for the chance to hang out with you.

boyfriend!jisung who spontaneously confessed his feelings for you one night and turned the cutest shade of red when he found out you felt the same.

boyfriend!jisung who's hangs on every word you say so when it was time to plan your first date he knew how to make it perfect for you.

boyfriend!jisung whose friends adored you before they even met you because this man couldn't stop running his mouth to them about how amazing you were. They've literally never seen him so head over heels.

boyfriend!jisung who had you stay over his place so he could make you breakfast the next morning accompanied by flowers and a little card he handmade asking you to be his girlfriend.

boyfriend!jisung who doesn't get it at first when you say people won't believe that someone like him wants someone like you.

boyfriend!jisung who took the time to understand your feelings, reassuring you as much as you needed that it didn't matter what anyone else thought. You're the most beautiful woman in the world to him. How could he not want you?

boyfriend!jisung who praises your body every chance he gets. When you take him shopping with you he can't resist telling you how nicely that sundress suits your figure or how cute those pants make your butt look.

boyfriend!jisung who always has to sneak in a few extra minutes with you in bed in the morning so that he can cuddle and squeeze your soft body. You're the reason he's late all the time but it's worth it.

boyfriend!jisung who never makes you feel like you need to be ashamed of your squishy belly, rolls, or chin. If he catches you sulking he'll kiss every part of you until it feels loved.

boyfriend!jisung who's known for being funny but will turn into an absolute demon if anyone ever fucks with you or makes you feel bad.

boyfriend!jisung who checks in with you throughout the day to make sure that you've eaten. On your bad body image days especially he'll either cook or buy you your favorite foods to avoid you skipping meals.

boyfriend!jisung whose camera roll is filled with pictures of you two together along with a bunch of secret ones he's taken when you weren't looking. Some are from angles you'd feel make you look bigger but he's smitten with every picture of you. You'll have to fight him to delete them.

boyfriend!jisung who always lets everyone know that the two of you are together. There's never a question of how proud he is to tell the world you're his.

boyfriend!jisung who'll stop everything to be with you when things get really bad. You can cry in his arms for hours if you want. He'll always be there to comfort you.

boyfriend!jisung who lets himself be vulnerable, opening up to you about his own insecurities because he knows you'll be there to comfort him too. Of course you are.

boyfriend!jisung who may drool over how pretty you are but never takes for granted how kind, funny, creative, and intelligent you are on top of that.

boyfriend!jisung who loves you because, well, you're you.

[mafiatsunafish]

Rooster has a stuffed goose.

Hangman shouldn’t be surprised.  

That was what Hangman thought when he saw the said stuffed animal inside the older man closet, it was just sitting in the corner and looking right back at him. 

The goose was as big as the real one, rounded chubby body and just by its looking, he knew it would be so soft at touch.  

And that was what he did, slowly, Hangman reached for the stuffed goose. Then he hugged with all his will. Because, the thing was so squishy and huggable, it was like he was hugging a cloud. It is bigger than he initially thought, almost half of his body, jesus christ the damn thing is so fucking cute.

However, he noticed there was a light layer of dust on it as he let out a small sneeze after he hugged the fluffed animal, Hangman supposed this is due to the fact that this goose had not seen the outside world for a while. He decided to do the best thing that popped into his head at that time. Hangman wash it, by hand. 

(Because he learned the hard way that these things are very delicate, and are not for washing machine)

Then he brought the now clean but soaked goose to the back yard to dry it, but he couldn’t find any clippers (they should put those on the list for the next grocery run, those clippers have their own legs, he swears). Hangman then tided the goose legs together on the drying string and stepped back to admired his work and laughed at the sight a bit. 

Later, when Rooster came home, Hangman asked him to go to the back yard to take the laundry in, much to his confusion because it was not laundry day? 

Rooster faced a familiar sight of a white stuffed goose being hanged upside down basking in the California summer sun in Rooster childhood home back yard. For a moment, he thought he was still a tiny kid watching his mom tying the goose up on the drying line. 

After retrieved the goose, he walked back into the house and saw Hangman lounging on the sofa with the man cocky smile. Rooster took the goose wings with his hand and wrapped it around his boyfriend, as he fell in love with that man a little bit more. 

(Ice: what if the kid don’t like me?? Kids have always scared of me?? MAV?!

Mav: it’s because your permanent frowning face, dumbass. As much as I love it, kids rarely. But don’t worry so much, baby goose will love you nonetheless. That kid is a fucking angel.

Ice: but-

Mav: or you can buy him a first meeting gift? A hug ass stuffed goose?

Ice: YES, THANK YOU MY FUCKING LOVE!)

[thrasher-slashers]

Slashers with a Thicc S/O

Basically, a few slashers with a plus sized S/o- some basic relationship HCs sprinkled in- kinda requested by a friend?

Some body dysmorphia

Mainly fluff :)))

Pronouns=They/Them (G/N reader)

I am a plus sized person myself- but I’m still not the best writer! Bare with me if something’s don’t make sense!

Kinda OOC

Bo Sinclair

Holy shit-

Loves your thighs- wether squishy or muscle, loves them

Will pinch your fat, thinks it’s cute

* Lays his head on your legs, a lot…maybe play with his hair???

* He definitely won’t complain…

* If your self couscous about your size? This man will go ham on anyone that says a w o r d.

* He will hype you up to the best of his one tracked southern mind-

* Chubby chaser!!!

* You have stretch marks? Nice! He likes tiger stripes!

* Bo doesn’t say words much to show how he feels, but he try’s his damn best- “Darlin’ I’ll love you, no matter how you feel about yourself.”

* Lots…. I mean… lots of hickeys.

* Your both pretty warm natured,, so summer cuddles are usually a no go- rip.

Lester Sinclair

* Type of mf to squish your cheeks

* “Sorry honey, you just look so cute!”

* Another chubby chaser!

* Pick him up and cuddle him- we know this man is a stick, and couldn’t even pick up one of his brothers if he tried-

* Thigh appreciator, amen.

* Will glow in pride with you by his side!

* Will fight a hoe if they make any comment towards you what so ever-

* Hopes you’d do the same!

* “LOOK AT MY PARTNER!” Lookin ass

* Shows you off, knows he scored big!

* Lots of kisses, all over your body, won’t stop- seriously, you think you have marks on your forehead from him.

* Secretly wants you to crush his head between your thighs… don’t tell anyone.

Vincent Sinclair

* Yet again, like his brothers- a chubby chaser.

* Yes, he draws you a lot, obviously- he thinks your fucking stunning!

* Will ask for you to pose for him, if your comfortable with that of course. If your not good at staying still? Don’t worry! He has a camera!

* Squeezes you- a lot, but he’s gentle-

* Loves how warm you are! His hands are normally cold, he enjoys when you hold them :)

* Will cry if you call him beautiful-

* Literally a whore for your attention, pay attention to him- please- he’ll do anything!

* Likes to touch and feel you a lot, it isn’t inherently sexual? But if that’s what it turns into…

* Makes you little trinkets to carry :)

* Will blush r e d if you play with his hair in anyway

* “I will cherish you will all my heart, Love.”

* Please- please- call him a pretty boy- he will d i e.

Thomas Hewitt

* Enamored. Loves you a normal amount… totally.

* Thomas, as a chubby person himself- actually appreciates the chub more on you then himself!

* Caresses you a lot, just likes physical touch- just being near him makes him happy.

* Likes the way your stretch marks feel under his fingers- odd fixation- but still.

* Not the best at showing how he feels- he just holds you and hopes you get the message-

* Actually will pummel Hoyt if he ever makes any derogatory comment towards you.

* Doesn’t let you near the ‘visitors’ very much, he deems them as a threat to your safety.

* The family likes you, your cool 👍

* Give this man a massage, he’s very tense all the time… he will greatly appreciate it!

* Not a PDA person, but in private- he’s all over you.

* Likes to play with your hair, no matter the texture, it’s you, and he likes that.

* Doesn’t say much, but when he does, he means it. “I Love You.”

Bubba Sawyer

* You??? Love him??? It still surprises him everyday!

* Dotes and fusses over you a lot, very worried about you- for no real reason- he just wants you safe and happy.

* Your bigger like him!!! Now he won’t crush you! :D

* like Thomas, he likes to caress and touch you a lot, he will mumble incoherent things to you, in hopes you get what he’s trying to say.

* Squeals at you a lot, thinks your the most beautiful thing ever, won’t let his brothers even THINK of being mean to you.

* Has actually hit Drayton over the head for an out of pocket comment.

* Kiss him, anywhere, he’ll be so happy!

* Tried to make you a mask at one point- realized you probably won’t like another persons skin on your face- so he used fabric.

* Will cuddle with you no matter the weather- freezing? Holding his arms open. 100+ degrees? Shut up and cuddle, you can sweat it out.

* Likes to sleep with you on top of him, like a weighted blanket.

* Very hyperactive! Wants to do everything with you!

* Excited when you want to do anything with him! Wether it be something like cleaning the house or something like taking a shower together!

This layout sucks- I apologize lmao

[mossyivy]

Dad bad Leon…👀

There was a time after the two of you had Violet, where he wouldn’t work or go out as much, giving him his very well deserved break from the hell he called his job. Leon would very much be the one waking up in the middle of the night, changing his little girls diapers, warming up frozen breast milk to let you get your very well deserved sleep.

This ultimately led him to getting a little bit of a dad bod, his tummy a bit squishier now, but god it looked good on him. How it would press up against your back as you cooked lunch for the two of you, hands wrapped around your waist peppering kisses along the nape of your neck.

- Anon! 🎀

🎀ANON YOU FUCKING DEVIL STOP MAKING ME THINK UNHOLY THOUGHTS ABOUT THIS MAN!!!

(keep going)

Fuuuuuck I love the thought of Leon with a dad bod 😩 he'd be so squishy and cute.

Just rolling over in the middle of the night to put your arms around him and squish his tummy fat. He'd groan in response and put his hand between you two. Squish your belly back, making you giggle and say "We match~" into his ear. Kissing his neck a few times before burying your face in his hair and closing your eyes. You can tell by how warm he suddenly got that he's blushing, something you don't do often to your husband but it's always a nice surprise.

Watching his shirt ride up when he's putting things away on high shelves. Him wearing sweatpants more often since he's staying home most of the time. Still some how keeping that sexy V-line but has that plush pouch that you can't help but wanna touch whenever he's near by.

Imagine it's time to head back to work soon. You're sitting on the couch, nursing Violet as he's doing sit ups in the middle of the living room. He finishes his first set looking over at you and you're just looking at him like: 🥺

Almost like you're begging him to keep his new squishy exterior without saying a word. But he's gonna try... He knows that the extra weight would actually help with injuries. He could definitely take falls better.

So, he keeps his normal diet but goes back to his standard workout routine. Trying to maintain his dad bod but still be in enough shape to not lose his edge at work.

Anything for his wife.

[m-jelly]

Ulterior Motive - Chapter 2

Levi x reader

Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, mafia, Gangs, Alternate Universe - Gangsters, Gangsters, Yakuza, Alternate Universe - Yakuza, Romance, Love, Love Confessions, True Love, First Love, Yandere aspects, Protective Levi Ackerman, Possessive Levi Ackerman, Tattooed Levi Ackerman, Blood and Violence, Eventual Smut, Childhood Friends

This chapter: Levi visits you in the morning and you share a sweet moment together. After a nap with Levi, you go with him and play the role of his fiancee and meet a rival gang member. You get close with the rival gang member, which is something Levi and Erwin have not been able to do resulting in the two praising you for your amazing work.

Ao3

Part 3

Ding Dong.

The damn doorbell woke you from your sleep and it pissed you off.

Bang, bang, bang!

Now they were knocking. So, you reached for your phone and saw it was 5 am, too early to function. Bed and sleep were needed, you worked a lot and last night was rather fucked up with the old man groping you. You needed sleep.

It was quiet momentarily, but then you heard what sounded like your door and smart shoes. You lifted your tired head and strained your ears, but heard nothing. You flopped back down and went back to sleep. While you slept Levi entered your apartment and quietly made his way to your bedroom.

He approached the side of the bed and sat down. He placed his hand on you and gently rocked as he said your name. “Wake up.”

You opened your eyes and whined. “Mm.”

He smiled softly as he tangled your hair around his fingers and kissed. “Come on, wake up.”

You gazed at Levi. “Mm…Levi?”

“That’s me.”

You rubbed your eyes. “Were you knocking?”

“Yes.”

You frowned in thought. “I didn’t answer.”

He grabbed your face with one hand and squeezed your cheeks over and over, he adored how squishy you were and soft. “You didn’t. Rather rude leaving me out there.”

“Well, it’s 5 am. I need sleep.”

He watched you roll over and put your back to him. “Hmm, but I require you for a meeting.” That was a lie, he just wanted to spend as much time as possible with you. “We have an agreement.”

You curled up tightly. “It’s too early.”

Levi looked at his watch. “Is it?”

You sat up quickly causing Levi to blush hard at seeing you in just a shirt with messy hair. “Wait a minute! How did you get in?”

“I used your door.”

You stared for a moment. “It was locked.”

He stared back. “I picked it.”

“All three!?”

He tilted his head a moment before reaching out and playing with your hair. “Is 5 am really that early?”

“Yes.” You flopped back. “On days off you should have a lie-in.”

He ruffled his hair. “What is a lie-in?”

You gazed at Levi. “You’ve never had one?”

“No.” He looked away and blushed. “Don’t laugh at me.”

You smiled at him. “I won’t. We can’t know everything in life. So, it’s went you stay in bed to rest or nap. You normally cuddle a blanket, cushion or a cuddly toy.”

He liked that sound of that if it involved you. “Can you cuddle people? Like those you care about?”

“Yes.”

He hummed and caressed your cheek. “Well, how about we cuddle and have a lie-in.”

You felt your heart race. “Oh, well…”

“We either cuddle, or we get up for the day.” He held back a smirk when he saw the horror in your eyes about getting up. “Think of the cuddling as practice for our arrangement.”

You thought about his reasoning. “Oh, makes sense! Let’s cuddle. I need sleep.” You yawned. “You should probably take a few things off.”

He went bright red again. “Wh-what?”

You closed your eyes. “For comfort. I can’t imagine wearing a suit in bed is comfy.”

He relaxed and pushed away his dirty thoughts. He felt like a pervert with you sometimes, but it was hard when you were so fucking cute. He pulled his blazer, tie, waistcoat and belt off as instructed. As he unbuttoned his shirt a bit he made his way to the other side of the bed. He climbed into bed and lay there momentarily, feeling awkward and confused. However, when you hummed and rolled to face him he felt a need overwhelm him. He wrapped his arms around you and held you. He felt so happy and complete.

Levi rested for a while but his phone vibrating annoyed him, it meant someone was calling. He yanked his phone and snarled. “Tch, what?”

The poor young gang member panicked at Levi’s tone. “S-Sorry sir for disturbing you, b-but we h-have your order for y-your fiancée. W-We were expecting a c-call about bringing it u-up.”

“And? Did I call you?”

“N-no.”

Levi’s eyes went dark. “Then why did you call me?”

“I’m s-sorry!”

“Levi?” Your sweet voice made Levi blush and gaze at you. You smiled at him. “Is that your crew?”

Levi rubbed your cheek. “Yes. They have your clothes and gifts.”

You sat up and rubbed your eyes. “I’ll let him in.” You slipped out of bed to show Levi that you were just wearing a long shirt like he suspected. “There’s no point though seeing as you’ve unlocked my door.”

Jealousy and possessiveness consumed Levi, he did not want his men to see you in this cute way. Before he knew it he had launched himself out of bed and grabbed your wrist. His eyes were wide as he gazed at you, he could see he’d taken you by surprise and had flustered you. Seeing you like this, so taken by him made him happy, it meant you either had romantic feelings for him or found him attractive, both he liked.

He placed his hand on your waist as his other hand caressed your cheek. “I’ll greet them. You should change. I don’t want my fiancée meeting my men dressed this way.”

“Mm.” Your heart was racing so much. “Y-Yes. Oh, but you’ll be nice to your men, right?”

Levi clenched his jaw a moment before smiling at you. “Promise.”

“Okay!” You grinned at him. “I’ll get changed while you work.”

He kissed your forehead. “Good girl.” As soon as he parted from you his positive aura went and his smile vanished. He felt irritated again. He loved that he was in your apartment, but he didn’t like he was pulled away from you. He shoved your door open to see his men waiting with your gifts. “Hurry.”

The one who called him bowed. “S-sorry again, sir.”

Levi wafted his hand. “It’s fine.” He pushed his soft raven hair back with his slender hand with scars and kissable veins. “I overreacted. Forgive me.”

All his men stopped and stood in pure shock at their boss saying sorry to them. They all bowed to him and confirmed that it was okay. It’d only been just over two weeks that you appeared in his life again, but it seems you’d softened him already. They were counting their blessings and hoping that you wouldn’t leave Levi and stay with him because who knows what he’d be like if you left. They feared the day that someone kidnapped you.

You skipped out of your room and smiled. “Hello, everyone. Lovely to meet you all.” You walked over to Levi and hugged his arm. “Were you nice like you promised?”

“I was.”

You hummed a laugh. “Good.”

He kissed the side of your head. “Everything here is for you.”

Your eyes widened when you saw the countless bags and boxes from designer places. “Wow, it’s so much.”

“Anything for you, my darling bunny.” He looked up. “Thank you all, now leave us a moment.” He waited for everyone to hurry out before speaking. “Our agreement is between us. They all think you’re my fiancée.”

You giggled. “Fun!”

He walked over to a small bag and picked it up. “This one is important.”

You walked closer. “How come?”

He pulled out a small box and showed it to you. “This is your engagement ring.” He opened the box to reveal a delicate ring that had little white stones that reminded you of snow. “What do you think?”

You welled up as you gazed at the ring. “It’s stunning. Thank you.”

He took your hand and slipped it on your left finger before kissing the back of your hand. He smiled against your fingers as he admired how flustered you were, it made him happy that you were so taken with it. “You look like a princess.”

You whined a little. “Thank you. I uh…I wasn’t expecting a ring.”

“You’re my fiancée, you need a ring.”

You smiled at him. “You’re right.” You gazed at your hand. “It’s beautiful.”

Levi walked over to the gifts he got you and looked at the dresses. “Mm, how about this for our date?”

Your cheeks burned. “Date?”

He handed you the sweet summer dress and the comfy pretty shoes to go with. “Well, I have a meeting to go to that involves a few leaders. This means there will be single women there that will be forced on me.”

You hugged the dress against you. “Don’t worry, Levi. I will play the perfect fiancée for you.”

“Thank you.” He sat down on your armchair. “I’ll wait here for you.”

You dragged your dress on first before doing your makeup and hair. After admiring yourself, you slipped your shoes on and moved outside to see Levi tapping away on his phone. “People asking for you?”

“Mm.” He looked up and felt his heart skip a beat. “Cute.”

You twirled for him. “Yeah?”

He hummed a laugh. “Perfect.” He waved you over. “Come here.”

You walked over to him. “Yes?”

He held your hands as he smiled up at you. “You’re so pretty.” He covered your hands with kisses. “Now, let’s get you something to wear on top of all this.” He released your hands and looked in the boxes. “This jacket.” He stood up and helped you put it on. “And I think a nice pair of earrings and a delicate necklace.”

You smiled as he put the jewellery on you. “Thank you.”

He put his arm around you. “Let’s go.”

You hummed. “Don’t I need my handbag?”

“I’m paying for everything.” He took your phone and slipped it into his pocket. “Let me know when you want your phone, okay?”

You nodded. “I will.”

He led you to the waiting car and sat in the back with you. He leaned over and whispered. “Our background is we met in my club about a year ago. I came onto you. We’ve been a couple for over a year and engaged for a month.”

You hummed in response. “Got it.”

He held your hand. “Are you okay with touching and some light kissing?”

“Oh, yeah…”

He hummed a laugh. “I won’t kiss you on the lips, don’t worry.” He massaged your hand. “I’ll only do things that you consent to.”

You shifted in your seat. “I won’t mind if we need to kiss.”

“Noted.” He tried hard not to smirk, but the idea of kissing you made him very happy. He felt incredible knowing that you were all his and that he would show you off all night as his fiancée. “How are you feeling?”

You thought about the task at hand. “Nervous, but I feel rather confident.” You gazed at him. “There anything major I need to know about you? I know your mum and dad. So, is there anything else?”

He went through his life after leaving you, that he had taken over for his father and started leading the group. How he made the group more successful and the power of his family was the highest it’d ever been. He went over a few things he liked and didn’t like, but it hadn’t changed much from when he was a kid. Finally, he went over his tattoos and explained the most meaningful ones to him. He enjoyed that you touched his tattoos as he talked about them like you were a fascination to him.

As soon as the car came to a stop, Levi got out first and then helped you out. “Take your time here. There are a lot of nosey people in there who will ask you countless questions. Others will judge you.”

You let out a long sigh. “Story of my life.” You held his hand. “I’m used to people judging me.” You hummed in thought. “I mean I’m not pretty or slim, so they just do.”

Levi growled as a dark look came over him. “How dare they. You’re perfect.”

You kissed his cheek causing him to blush hard. “You’re sweet.”

He felt his obsessive side slip as he pulled you closer. “Oh darling bunny, you’re so much sweeter. I just want to devour you.”

You flushed. “Le-Levi.”

“Levi!” The moment was broken when a big blonde man with ocean eyes hurried over. “This her?”

You gazed up at the big man. “Hello.”

He offered his hand to you. “Erwin Smith. I work closely with Levi.” He leaned closer and whispered. “I am aware of your arrangement. I’m the only one who knows, so don’t worry too much when you’re around me.”

Levi tugged you against him. “Too close.”

Erwin chuckled. “Playing the part well, I see.” He called your name. “If you need any help on anything, such as the business information and how things run just let me know. I’m here to help you.”

You smiled at him. “Thank you so much.”

“I take care of a lot of the deals and money handling and take a lot of the heavy load off his shoulders.”

You gasped in delight. “You’re pretty amazing. Thank you for helping Levi so much.”

Erwin smirked. “Well, you’re welcome.”

Levi bit your earlobe. “Pay attention to me.”

You giggled at Levi being playful, but really he was being needy and possessive. “I’m here, Levi.”

He huffed a bit. “Good.”

Erwin nodded to bring Levi’s attention to someone across the room. “Pitel is here and he’s asking to speak with you. Business talk.”

Levi gazed at you. “Could you sit here for a moment?”

You sat down on the nice chair. “Sure. I’ll stay here.”

He clicked his fingers and got you a drink. “I shouldn’t be long, okay?”

You reached up and cupped the side of his face. You leaned closer and kissed the corner of his mouth. “I’ll miss you.”

Levi knew you were doing this for show, but his heart was racing so bad and he just wanted to grab you and kiss you. He let his passion take over, so he cupped the side of your neck as he kissed along your jawline before nipping and sucking your skin. “A little reminder of me.”

You shivered in pleasure. “Mm.”

He pulled back. “See you in a bit.”

You waved to him as your heart raced, you couldn’t believe he was so loving. “Could I have my phone?”

He handed it over. “Here. Bye, little bunny.”

You fiddled with your phone and saw messages from Lucas. You smiled and texted him back and told him what you were up to and asked if he could give you updates about the club. He told you he was so bored because you weren’t there that he was gonna mess with Shino. You warned Lucas not to, but the next thing you knew he’d sent you a slightly blurry picture of Lucas running and Shino close behind with a death glare. You snorted a laugh and messaged Shino to ask him not to kill Lucas cause he’s too much fun. Shino promised you he would just hurt him slightly.

“So cute.”

You looked up when you heard a soothing voice like a honey bourbon. He was an impressive man, but he wasn’t your Levi. He was tall and muscular but had a small waist. His pecs were rather big so his shirt was unbuttoned over them. He wore a red smart shirt with black markings on and it was tucked into his smart trousers with a belt. His black braces with silver clips looked like real silver and were silver. His trousers were grey and pinstriped with black. The sleeves on his shirt were rolled up to show one of his arms was covered in tattoos. He had black leather gloves which was normal to see on those in gangs and mafia. He had a few earrings in his ears and was an incredibly handsome Japanese man with a long neck, strong jawline and piercing eyes. He had naturally pink lips and pearly white teeth. His hair was incredible. It was short at the front reached the sides of his eyes and arched nicely to frame his face. The rest of his hair was long and reached his shoulders. His lashes were black and long. A small beauty mark was right under his left on his cheekbone.

He sat on the coffee table and smiled at you, he even smelt amazing. It was like he was a walking god, but his clothes seemed a bit tight and the coat resting on his shoulder like a cape reminded you of Levi. “Sorry, I didn’t mean to disturb you but I couldn’t help but notice you and your laugh was so cute.”

You gripped your phone and smiled. “Thanks. I was just laughing at my friend.”

He tilted his head as he smiled at you. “Lucky friend.” He eyed you. “What’s your name?”

You gave your first name. “What’s yours?”

He offered his hand. “Shuji Ando. You can call me Shuji.” He kissed the top of your hand. “Lovely to meet you.”

“You too.”

He pulled back and felt a bit shaken because you didn’t react to his name. “You’re not from this wild world, are you?”

You hummed a bit. “No, not really. Are you famous?”

He chuckled and leaned his cheek on his hand. “I am.” He eyed you closely. “So, who do you know in this world?”

“Only a few. I know Lucas Lionheart, Masashi Shinohara, Erwin Smith and more importantly my fiancé Levi Ackerman.”

His perfect brow raised. “Really? You’re the fiancée he keeps talking about.” He eyed you again. “I get it. I mean, you are incredible and cute.” He eyed your hand. “Can I see the ring?”

You offered your left hand. “I love it. It’s so cute and delicate.”

He took your hand and eyed your ring. “No diamonds?”

“I don’t like them.”

He hummed a moment. “Well, I would have gotten you something bigger and more expensive.”

You pulled your hand back and admired your ring. “I adore it.”

“I guess that’s all that matters, hm?” He smiled at you. “I’m surprised he doesn’t wear a ring too. The way he talks about you just sounds obsessive. He’s an interesting man.”

You grinned. “He’s wonderful in every way!”

Shuji admired you. “Love looks good on you. I wish I met you when you were single.” He leaned closer. “I would spoil you so much. I just have this urge to give you everything you could ever dream of.” He eyed you and noticed your jewellery and clothes. “Seems like Levi does that.”

You played with your earrings. “He does spoil me a lot. I tell him to calm down, but he can’t help himself.”

He hummed a laugh. “You are just so cute and sweet. Most girls who date men like us want our money and for us to give them a lot of gifts.” He tapped his earrings. “They ask for me to give them my earrings.” He lifted his wrist or my bracelets and watch.”

You leaned over and eyed his watch. “It’s rather chunky.” You lightly touched it. “Mm, heavy too.”

“Do you like it?”

You shook your head. “I don’t like wearing watches.” You smiled at him. “I do like leather strap ones, they’re nice.” You fiddled with his watch. “This is rather big.”

“Cost me a couple thousand.”

You gasped and pulled back. “A-Ah! Oh, I probably got it dirty. I’m sorry.”

His eyes widened at how adorable you were. He started laughing at you before wiping his tears away. “You are so cute. You really aren’t in it for the money, huh?”

You whined. “How could you walk around wearing something so expensive? Aren’t you scared it’ll get broken?”

“You are beyond cute. If only you knew how much the rest of my clothes cost me.”

You nibbled your lip and shifted in your seat. “That’s stressful.”

Shuji could tell the clothes and jewellery you were wearing were expensive, but he didn’t want to break you and make you panic. “Tell me about you.”

You snapped out of your worry and relaxed. “Mm, well…” You talked about what you liked and the things you enjoyed, it was a bit hard to talk about yourself. When you talked to Levi it was so natural and enjoyable, but this was odd. “Ah, that’s it.”

“Do you have a job or does Levi spoil you?”

You nibbled your lip. “Sometimes I work as a hostess at one of Levi’s clubs. It’s a lot of fun. Levi personally protects me.”

“That’s adorable. He lets you work, but keeps a close eye on you.”

“He does.”

While you were talking to Shuji you were so wrapped up in the conversation that you didn’t notice people staring at you both. Some people were even talking about how you might be his new lover. The way Suji was close to you and touched you a bit, along with smiling and laughing with you. To others, it seemed like he was trying hard to flirt with you and win you over as his. However, you were rather oblivious to it all.

Shuji called your name. “May I have your number?”

You gripped your phone. “Oh, um…”

“Sorry, I’m pressuring you. I just want to be friends. It’s okay to say no, I won’t push it.”

You nibbled your lip in thought before smiling. “Okay.” You reached over. “Phone, please.”

He handed it over to you, something he has never done before in his life. “All yours.”

You tapped his phone and saw his background was him shirtless. “Huh, you’re a bit full of yourself.”

“I have a lot of self-love.”

You put your number in his phone. “Self-love is good.” You saved the number and flinched when a picture of a woman with barely anything on appeared on the phone. “Oh, your girlfriend of booty call is calling.”

He took the phone back and sighed. “Sorry. I can imagine you don’t think very highly of me now.”

You smiled at him. “I don’t judge people on their sex life or romance life. Do what makes you happy and as long as you both want it.” You shuffled in your seat and downed the last of your drink. “It’s not like you’re trying to impress an engaged woman, right?”

Shuji tapped his phone against his lips and hummed a laugh. “Well, it’s hard to not flirt when the engaged woman is my dream woman and she’s so adorable.”

You giggled. “I bet you’re like this with all women.”

He shook his head. “No, no I’m not.”

You felt a bit nervous as he gazed at you, it was a dark and lustful look that you’d never seen before in anyone. Part of you wanted to escape this situation, so when you saw Levi walking back over you were so relieved and excited. Then you saw it. When Levi clocked you the look in his eyes for you made you breathless. Shuji had lust, but Levi had this soft caring and loving look. Levi even smiled at you and walked a little faster over to you. You liked the way Levi looked at you and you liked him a lot. It took this little moment to realise you had very deep feelings for Levi that went beyond friendship.

You stood up and opened your arms. “Levi.”

He wrapped his arms around you and held you tightly. “Mm.” He inhaled deeply and felt himself melting. He nuzzled the crook of your neck before glaring at Shuji. He needed to assert his dominance and loving claim to you. “I missed you.”

You pulled back a bit and smiled brightly at him. “I missed you too. Did your meeting go okay?”

He nodded. “It did.” He caressed your cheek before leaning closer and kissing your cheek repeatedly. “I want to run away with you.”

You pressed yourself against him and softly spoke. “Safe.”

Levi knew you said it with the intention of him not hearing you, but he heard you. His possessive side was incredibly excited knowing that you found safety in his arms. “I’ve got you, my darling bunny.”

“Mr Ackerman?” Shuji rose to his feet and approached Levi. “I must say, your fiancée is an absolute delight. We kept each other company while you were busy.”

Levi squeezed you. “I appreciate it. It’s odd how it took me leaving my fiancée for a bit for us to interact.”

“We’re like two ships passing in the night.” He smiled at you. “Your fiancée brought two big worlds together.” He bowed to you and said your name. “It was wonderful to meet you. I will bid you all farewell.”

Erwin put his hands in his pockets. “We’ve been desperate to get a moment with him and it took your fiancée one simple meeting.”

Levi rubbed your back. “She’s a miracle.”

You pulled back from Levi. “I’m kind of tired and hungry.”

“We’ll go together to eat something.”

You released a long sigh and walked with Levi and Erwin. As you moved you glanced around to see people were staring as Levi held you close. The hatred and jealousy rolling off some of the women was intense. When you got out of the building you felt so much better, like all the pressure was gone. You understood that you had a role to play when you were around Levi. Today was the first time you were playing the role, so there was a knot in your stomach forming. A sickness was building up, you felt like you had failed to play the wonderful fiancée.

Levi stopped walking and said your name. “Are you okay?” He reached over and wiped under your eye. “Why are you crying? Was today too much?” He snarled. “Did that fucker Ando say something upsetting?”

You shook your head. “Mm.”

Erwin looked around and moved people on. “I think she’s overwhelmed.”

“I l-let you d-down.” You sniffed. “I was a terrible fiancée. I played the role so poorly. I barely did anything.”

Levi hugged you. “You did a wonderful job.”

“All I did was sit and talk with Shuji and get his number.”

Erwin’s eyes widened. “What did she just say?”

Levi pulled back a bit. “Did you just say you got Shuji Ando’s number?”

You sniffed a bit. “Mm, yes I got his number.” You fiddled with your phone and showed him the text from Shuji after you had put your number into his phone. “See?”

Levi gazed at it. “This…this is…incredible. We haven’t been able to get close to that shithead and here you are walking into our world on your first day and you get this fuckers number!”

Erwin laughed. “That is impressive.”

You whined. “Really? But.”

Levi cupped your face. “You’re amazing.”

Erwin smiled at you. “You’ve managed to achieve something we never could. Well done.”

Levi picked you up making you squeak. “I’m going to spoil you for dinner. We can go anywhere you want.”

You felt nervous and flustered at the way Levi was holding you, his perfect hands gripping your body and his face close to yours. You wanted to hide, so you hugged him and hid your face against the crook of his neck. “Mm.”

Erwin chuckled. “So oblivious sometimes.”

Levi frowned. “Me?”

“Yes.” He smirked. “Think about your hand placement.”

Levi squeezed your bum making you mewl at him. “Hmm.” He smiled and enjoyed touching you a bit. “Let’s get you some food.” He kept carrying you letting Erwin take the hint that Levi was in love with you. He carefully placed you on a seat and ordered food and drinks for you Erwin and himself. “You know, you did so wonderful today. You’ve gone above and beyond.”

You smiled a little. “I’m glad.” You handed your phone over to Levi. “I can imagine you want to monitor texts or calls between us.”

Levi nodded as he studied your phone. “We will. Hange will sort it for us.” He placed the phone down. “For now, enjoy this moment and your victory.”

As you ate your food you noticed Levi had a bit of a sad look on his face. It appeared the way Shuji made you laugh and smile today was playing on his mind. At first, he had been jealous and possessive, but now he was thinking about it he realised that Shuji was treating you like a goddess and all he had done was make you cry. Confusion was all he felt. Levi was a mix of many emotions, but confusion was the highest. He wanted to be your one and only, he wanted to be your lover, he wanted to be yours forever. Normally his twisted yandere feelings won him over, but his darker negative thoughts were slipping into his head and heart.

You reached over and took Levi’s hand. “You know, Shuji was boring. I prefer being around you. Like this morning, I loved cuddling with you as we napped.”

Levi’s cheeks burned. “Really?”

You hummed as you nodded. “Plus, he has no taste. He said my ring was bad, but I love it. My engagement ring is incredible.”

“He said bad things about it?”

You lifted his hand and kissed it. “You know, he said that he’s surprised you don’t wear a ring.” You leaned closer to show off your cleavage unintentionally. “I hope you don’t mind, but I want to buy you a ring.”

Levi’s eyes lit up. “I’d love that.”

Erwin sighed. “I hate to ruin this moment, but I will help you get a ring so it’s a surprise for Levi.”

You smiled. “Thank you.” You yawned a little. “Sorry, I’m a bit tired.”

“We’re far from your home, right?”

Levi played with your hair. “I could take you to my hotel. I’ll get you a nice room. I need my men to set up your home a bit more.”

You rubbed your eyes a bit. “Mm, okay. Are the beds comfy?”

“Very.”

You leaned against Levi and sighed. “Perfect.”

Levi hugged you as you got sleepy. “She’s so cute.”

Erwin smiled. “You’re in love with her, aren’t you?”

Levi scooped you up and carried you out of the restaurant into the night. “I do. I’m deeply in love with her. I’ve been in love with her since we were kids.”

Erwin opened the hotel door, walked over to the front desk and got the key for one of their best rooms. “Almost like fate with you two. So, you going to actually romance her and get her to be your real fiancée?”  

“I intend to.”

Erwin hummed a laugh. “Well, if you need help just let me know.”

Levi lay you down on the hotel bed and put a blanket over you. “I’ll take you up on that offer.” Levi moved the hair from your face. “She’s perfect.”

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school bus graveyard headcanons because im thinking about them

and because im projecting

just general / random headcanons

Tyler has arachnophobia and entomophobia. creepy crawlies are a HARD NO for Mr. Hernandez. Jackass bullies? No problem. Phantoms trying to eat him? Easy. Tree? Been there, done that. Fucking spiders? get it the FUCK away. mans has a visceral skin crawling reaction to even SEEING something creepy crawlie. it's one of the only things that makes him seriously panic other than yk someone being hurt

Ashlyn has autism yes this is basically canon i think. BUT Ashlyn has a lot of texture sensitivities both with clothes and with food. itchy scratchy clothes are a no. she cannot stand t-shirts keeping their tags they rub and scratch her neck and it makes her want to scream. she cuts the tags out before wearing anything. and food she can't have anything too squishy or tough or else she just loses her appetite entirely.

^^ to build on the clothing tags. everyone else in the group cuts the tags out of their jackets/hoodies and some shirts so if Ashlyn wants to borrow something she can be comfortable

Aiden is down bad for someone wearing his clothes. this can apply to any ship you want, i like him with Ashlyn Tyler or Logan (ive like never seen any talk abt Aidgan? Loden?) but regardless. whoever it is Aiden likes he gets so giddy butterflies giggly seeing someone wear his clothes. this is moreso for Ashlyn or maybe Logan because Ashlyn is so much smaller than Aiden that his sweatshirt would probably hang off her and Aiden would just abdjshfkefbns she's so cute!! this is mostly an Aidlyn hc for me but Logan would also be cute in anyone else's sweatshirt

uh if it's not clear by now im a multishipper ive said it before BUT i like Tyben a lot. they find calm and quiet in each other and bond through expressing themselves through something much healthier: music. i adore Tyben. AND because of Ben in the canvas webtoon: Tyler calls him ladybug. "Hey ladybug" "It's okay ladybug ive got you" "ladybug, you okay?"

kinda related to previous one but like blush hc. Ben does not blush. maybe a little pink on his cheeks. but his EARS. his ears get so RED when he's angry or when he's flustered. his face might be 😐 but you look at his ears and they're red you know he's flustered

ALSO everyone learned ASL for Ben so he didn't have to just use notes n stuff. Aiden was already learning but everyone else picked up on it

Logan likes compact spaces, they male him feel safe and secure. Like the tire! He feels very nice and snuggly in his tire. But also like. under beds. in closets (haha). one time they played hide and seek in Aiden's house and Logan won because he fell asleep curled up in an empty cabinet. Logan loves being little spoon because he just fits snugly in everyone's arms

it's been mentioned Tyler plays guitar, but i hc that he's also a really good artist. because he got into baseball for a scholarship he's kinda dropped both art and music, but in getting to know the others and especially Ben he gets back into playing music which leads to him drawing again. he doodles pictures of his friends and they realize what a good artist he is. that's how he realizes he actually has passion for creativity and decides he wants to be a tattoo artist.

(i was writing a tyden tattoo artist Tyler au on a reblog draft from a post @\the-killies made and like forgot abt it. someone peer pressure me if you think that sounds like snth you wanna read. it was probably over 1k words by the time i forgor)

Taylor likes mechanics (cus. the club) but she also knows some programming. this is solely because I think Taylor would like making little robots just for fun. Aiden would beg her to make him a little robot like that one companion toy robot Cosmo

in canvas sbg Logan brought a bunch of clothes for them to wear in the pictures/videos they took. so. Logan likes cosplay and renn faires. History is one of his favorite subjects (the other being science. english/literature is a very close third. he doesn't dislike math just isn't his favorite) so he has a lot of clothes from different time periods because of the renn faires he's been to.

This is a really unhinged headcanon and isn't something ive ever thought about before but thinking about Logan having outfits and stuff made me think who would be the most likely to be a furry. and no not Logan. it would be Aiden. hes rich enough to splurge on his fursuit. THIS IS A JOKE I DONT HC HIM AS A FURRY THIS IS A "WHOS MOST LIKELY TO" PLEAS

Aiden's favorite subject is history, he likes reading about wars but he also enjoys learning about other cultures and differences from how we live in modern day America. Aiden would probably study anthropology just for the fun of it. he and Logan bond over their love of history. Aiden can't remember what he had for lunch yesterday but he can tell you every little detail he knows about the Civil War start to finish, dates and names and locations and all.

this is a really weird hc but. Ashlyn is an amazing rapper. there was a karaoke night and one song someone did had a rap part coming up and they were like ahaha it's too fast for me and Ashlyn just stood up. took the mic. and fucking blew everyone's minds. and then she sat down like she didnt just rock their world

this last bit is self indulgent. assuming the phantom world things don't last forever, the kids get therapy eventually :D

^^ building on that, Ben specifically, he lives in my head rent free. i love him sm. Ben gets therapy for not just the phantom world things but everything beforehand. slowly and surely, starting with Aiden and Lily and maybe whichever person he's shipped with, he starts talking again. Some days are better than others, sometimes he gets quiet again, other times he goes for days talking as much as anyone (except aiden he yaps.) everyone almost cries when Ben is doing something and begins singing to himself because they realize he's better

im gonna do like gender & sexuality headcanons too,,, maybe later. might do silly ship hcs too cus i ship so many pairings here