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Meltdown To The Core
(Metroland's Loss Of Coolant)
Meltdown To The Core
-EP-
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Prompt 160
Constantine might have made a slight mistake. Just an itty bitty one. Okay maybe not an itty bitty one, but it’s not like he usually deals with Realms beings! No one deals with Realms beings if they can help it, and never willingly!
So maybe he had been a little more drunk than usual, and maybe a tiny bit more desperate. But he’s pretty sure he didn’t do any hanky-panky with anyone. So he’s very confused as to how the fuck, he apparently has not just one, but three Realms-cores?!
Seriously, what the actual fuck, who looked at him of all people and decided, yeah, he looks like he could be a dad?! Mom!? Whatever the fuck it is.
What the fuck is he supposed to do in this situation!?
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Iguazu: Everyone, therapy’s been going really well for me and I’m feeling a lot less angry. I want to turn my life around 180 degrees. And to reflect that, I’m renaming my AC.
Volta: Iguazu-
Iguazu: it will no longer be known as Head Bringer. Instead-
Volta: Iguazu, no-
Iguazu: From this day forth it will be known as Head Giver, a name that reflects the new me.
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so based on gackt's tweet about twitter changing its name to "X".....
i headcanon that genesis would ABSOLUTELY roast elon musk's ass with a firaga for trying to ruin his favorite social media site 😂😂🔥🔥💀💀
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Wait I want to hear about Argalia and Angelica's parallels to the Tiphs
OK i'm just gonna lay this out super barebones because otherwise i'll ramble forever:
both are siblings left in the outskirts as children because of shit beyond their control
argalia and tiphereth (lisa) lament the fact that they weren't CLOSER to their sibling before they died. argalia mentions never seeing eye-to-eye with angelica, and in lobcorp, lisa was always confused by enoch, but wanted to be closer. i highly recommend checking out this post by @miquellas because those screenshots lay it out perfectly
both express loneliness and emptiness at the loss of their sibling
both are involved in some fucked up plot to "reanimate" the dead sibling in some way. argalia w/ puppet angelica, tiphereth w/ the tiphereth robots that keep malfunctioning (though, i think tiph had less of a hand in this than argalia)
both "move on" from losing their sibling in their own way. this is where they diverge but it's also where they get the most interesting imo
i am still SO mad that these two never got the chance to talk. tiphereth's conversation with oswald was interesting but i would have loved to see tiph argue with this crazy ass man over the grief of a lost sibling, especially considering their circumstances were the EXACT SAME. tiph is probably the ONLY person that could see argalia eye-to-eye on this and tell him he's wrong.
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