#RAHHHH DOMESTICITY

[blinkomaticz]

Last drawing from my fic!

[yeagrave]

cute💭

[deunmiu-dessie]

okay, you guys can't tell me that husband john price isn't a domestic man, a soft domestic man who absolutely adores the domestic life. he gives off that energy, like i can imagine him going home to his cute little wife, hugging and kissing on her and cooking with her in the kitchen. john who hosts cook-outs often on the patio (with a beer in hand) to invite over the team and a few of your girl friends. i mean, ya'll can't see price waking you up with a cup of coffee or tea?? kissing you on the temple when you wrap your arms around him from behind when he's cooking breakfast?! this man literally builds things for you to make cooking, cleaning, or anything else you do around the house, easier. john will literally stand outside the bathroom with a notepad in hand to write down the grocery list with you (🧍🏻‍♂️). john also loves wrapping you in his arms and swaying with you when you play music. john will always pull you onto his lap when the two of you sit on the porch to watch the rain. he's so soft for you and you guys! he watches you, it's an intense, love-filled gaze. he notices everything about you. this man doesn't know what he'd do without you, probably be lost tbh.

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[local-crying-boy]

Casually dropping some *shitty* pictures I took of a flashback in Arcane

SPOILERS (kind of)

YOUNG SILCO UGHHHH PLS I NEED HIM

ALSO THE DOMESTICNESS OF THIS SCENE???? RAHHHH

I’m already writing a fic based off this scene…

[abcdbleh]

HEADCANNONSSSSS FOR MY COD MEN RAHHHH LETS GET GOINGGGGGGG (nsfw version)

- jacks off with a pair of your panties stuffed in their mouth and another one around their cock cause they love the feeling

-THIGH RIDING!!!! IS A MUST!!!!!! it's like a daily activity instead of cooking or gardening they have your propped up on one of their bulky hairy thighs and makes you ride it until you're a overstimulating mess

-cod men and their housewife kink don't get me started on it these men haven't known domesticity in so long so seeing you being happy and chirpy while doing your own things make them want to bend you over the nearest surface and fuck you so badly

-when one has a housewife kink it turns into breeding!!!!! cod men are definitely girl dads i know it for sure soooo imagine making a off handed comment on wanting children and these men use you as their personal fleshlight to breed you :(( the aftercare is bomb thoooo saur good 10/10

[luigilore]

hiii! gymrat anon back <3 I PASSED MY LSAT WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! one more grueling year of uni and i'm off to law school! anyways thinking i was thinking so hard about alternate gymrat!lu where you guys are roommates and always head to the campus gym together 😫

he's always waking you up at 6am with an egg white omelette and a protein shake so you guys can get your workout in before students get there and you find so much relaxation with him being in your element. you started rooming together about a year ago when he took over your friend's lease who moved abroad. you would've never heard of him if it weren't for your shared living space as you two are doing 2 completely different majors and don't share a social circle at the huge upenn campus. you two stay up late studying together at the coffee table, watch movies together, cooking healthy meals together, everything. you like the simple domesticity of being together, but you would never admit that to him. you think hes way outta ur league. rich, smart, has literally everything going for him, everything you hope for from an outsiders perspective. he's so kind though, never makes you feel stupid when he helps with your work. you insist on paying him back by treating him to lunch, but he insists that you can repay the favour when he needs help. you agree and when he does end up needing your help, he absolutely forces you out to dinner even though you two have an agreement. he tells you that you look beautiful dressed up for him and you have to pray that your makeup hides your blush. he treats you to the nicest restaurant ever and you two are laughing and smiling the whole night. when dinner is over, he insists on taking you to his fav stargazing spot. you both stay there and admire the sight while speaking on all sorts of topics: school, vacationing, summer plans... at the end of the night you two share a kiss under the starts and moonlight and its so romantic. "safe to say first date?" luigi cheesily asks with a big fat smile on his face.

OMG HIIII BABE <3333 we missed you! that's huge about the lsat YAYYY!!! very exciting that you have that out of the way

okay sooo i love this a lot i already love the roommates trope but plus gymrat lu... like ur spoiling me hello

him converting u to his evil schedule LOL and him driving u to the gym every morning or walking together when it's still dark outside ahh

also feel like he would be a menace and walk around the apartment shirtless the time; like post-shower... post workout... in the morning

the domesticity rahhhh cooking together <3 studying together <3

like loving the idea of nights together omg what if u share a bathroom so ur brushing ur teeth together, doing ur nighttime routine

omg him randomly one day (multiple days actually) is flexing (also possibly shirtless here) asking if u can tell he's making progress in the gym lmfao like ... be serious this would kill me

ahhh i wanna stargaze with him so bad :(

he'd a bit tentatively pull u into his side when he notices ur shivering the tiniest bit

he's so warm and his arms are so strong from all ur gym sessions 😫

ur looking up at him, his face so close to urs and he suddenly leans down and his thumb is brushing across ur cheek

and u feel his stubble against ur skin omfg

omg then having gym dates!!!! and the post-gym showers <333

[whomstsnek]

Twiggsy!! deginitely fine and normal <3

in order: brownie, tabaxi (ragamuffin cat), lizardfolk (frog-eyed gecko), fire genasi, goblin, bugbear, human

rahhhh Twig my beloved <333

I feel like I had the most fun designing brownies and idek why. I wanted them to look super cutesy and youthfully jubilant yknow? almost childlike. huge facial features on tiny lil faces. For many of the other characters I think it's pretty noticeable that I smoothed out some of their wrinkles and rougher features to fit this idea and now that all is said and done idk how much I'm into it but oh well. I imagine brownie eyes as huge and uncanny, and I like to tint their sclera with the same color of their irises. I like to do a similar tinting on their wings :) In a perfect world I would be less lazy and draw brownies more... insectoid, because that's kind of how I view them, but for now this is a brownie :3

Nothing too special about her tabaxi design, I knew I kinda wanted her to be a domestic cat breed bc A. they're generally much smaller that other felines and B. I wanted to kind of set her apart from the rest of the Krew who are (mostly) big cats. Ragamuffins seemed super cute and fluffy and something about it just clicked in my idiot brain

On the other hand her lizardfolk design was a slam dunk, easy peasy lemon squeezy, frog-eyed gecko was just the correct choice. Small, cute, big fuckin eyes, reference to frogs. Oh yeah, it's all coming together. The only challenge was figuring out how to put glasses on her, and tbh idk if they're super functional the way I ended up drawing them lol. w/ever it's fine. This might be one of my favorite overall designs tbh, and I might recycle the design for a character of my own

[mango-bango-bby]

Can I request more for the bakery au but headcanons for bakery! Darling meeting Megumi and then Itadori and just kinda adopting them as their son? Gojo and Nanami and these two boys being darling’s family is just so cute to me 😭💕 We need more platonic darings and their teenage sons-🌻

♡ Adoptive Parent ♡

Content Warning ⚠️: Yandere, domestic, adoptive parents, mostly just fluff, slight jealousy

Summary: Both of your boyfriends have kids that they’ve taken under their wing, you’re determined to get them to like you (Yandere!Nanami x GN!Reader x Yandere!Gojo/Platonic!Megumi x GN!Reader x Platonic!Itadori)

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♡ You were excited when you started dating Satoru and Kento, you loved both of them. However you weren’t excited to meet Megumi, you knew about him after a month or two of dating them.

♡ You understood that Satoru sort of acted as an adoptive father to Megumi but you were so nervous to meet him. You were honestly just worried that Megumi wouldn’t like you and that it would ruin your relationship. Although they would love you no matter what.

♡ You met Megumi a couple of years ago so he was a bit younger. He was quite aloof and didn’t exactly talk much. But you tried to get him to like you. And he did, he would never admit it to you but he definitely saw you as a parent. You helped him when he needed help. You gave him comfort. You left him alone when he wanted to be alone. You were just generally amazing.

♡ You tended be pretty parental, you started calling Megumi your son within a month of meeting him (although he likes it). You’re just a comforting presence. He always felt he could come to you when he needed to talk. And you had the most comforting hugs that you always gave him. Megumi would never admit it but you were his parent.

♡ You make lunch for both Kento, Satoru, and Megumi. You usually leave them notes too. They all love it. That’s how Itadori found out about you, he was bothering Megumi and saw his lunch. Megumi told him to buzz off. Although Gojo told Itadori all about his and Kentos lovely partner! That made Itadori want to meet you though, you were his mentors partner after all!

♡ Megumi introduces Itadori to you while you’re at work one day, you run a local bakery. You were just excited that Megumi seemingly had a friend. You excitedly introduced yourself, Itadori really likes you. You were super sweet, you were like a parent, plus you gave him free cake.

♡ You can’t wait to tell Satoru and Kento that Megumi had a friend. They already knew but seeing how excited you were that your son had a friend, they let you be excited. They love when you get parental, you’re just such a caring person. They get excited for you, even if they already know Itadori.

♡ Nanami and Gojo kind of get jealous of the attention you give the kids, but they know that you love both of them too. Nanami loves spending time with you to make up for it. Gojo is more clingy and likes to physically cling onto you and hug you

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Thank you for reading, darling!!

(A/N: Rahhhh I’ve been feeling so uninspired lately 😭😭 I apologize if there are less fics than normal because I’m just lazy and uninspired at the moment but I’ll get back to writing I promise 💕💕)

Masterlist ➸ ♡

[goodday-goodmorn]

Rahhhh it’s Christmas and i’m back! Today’s feature (feature? Should i start calling them that? Sounds kinda cool-) is the amazing @charliemwrites, specifically a little drabble (unedited as always), based off of their Keeper/Kept AU. Not thier most recent stuff- (I think it’s Neighbor Johnny or the Woof Woof series-) You know what? Just- Here. Everything they write is gold <3

Anyhow, i present: Domesticity and Devotion

“Oh to be a wild bird…”

You sigh, chin in your palm as you leisurely stare out at the window.

“Or a stray cat.” You muse, watching as one of the kitties of the neighborhood walks along outside.

“Those fuckers have it good. No shitty job. No rent to pay. Just free pets and wandering the world… and if someone’s being a dick they can hiss and bite all they want.”

You hum, reaching for your drink and sipping on it leisurely.

“I don’t think I could survive in the wild though.”

You say after a moment, realizing how you’re cuddled up in your blanket and sipping on your wendy’s lemonade, the TV playing some random comfort show and your laptop open as you halfheartedly play Papa's freezeria.

“Can barley survive in domesticity.” You mumble, glancing towards the envelope on the kitchen counter that you got this morning about a rent increase.

You sigh.

“Maybe in my next life i’ll be lucky enough to be reborn as some rich white ladies cat. Those fuckers are livin’ better than me that’s for sure.”

————

This is not what you meant.

When you wistfully wished to never have to step foot into the capitalist hellscape that was life again- that was not an open invitation for you to be whisked away against your will.

Apparently though, the 6 foot giant of a military man named Simion Riley, heard it as one.

Because now here you were, pampered and cared for like a bloody sugar baby or pure breed persian cat. Kept at some random location and fed and groomed and meticulously attended too.

All against your will, mind you.

However it’s hard to complain because well- you’re living life good. This realization, of just how good you have it- hits you when you feel yourself getting genuinely angry at the shitty romance novel you were reading.

The Male lead was treating the MC like shit- and the MC was letting him get away with it!

You feel your face physically grimace. To calm yourself down (because you are getting genuinely heated when she lets him shove her to the damn floor over asking him for a drink-), you set your i-pad down.

(It had been a gift; something sort of like a kindle, where you could only read books and listen to music. You weren’t sure what Simon did to it exactly- but it wasn’t just published books you had access too, comics, original works, poetry, you could get all sorts of reading stuff on here.)

“This mother fucker-“

You mumble to yourself in disbelief, shaking your head before huffing and picking the device back up. You’re close to cheering as you read the MC’s internal dialogue about wanting to bite his ass- (Truely an MC after your own heart- they were one of the main reasons you were still reading this shitshow-)

And yet, what does the main character do?

They get the drink for themselves and then let him snatch it from their hand and down it.

Nope. You’re fucking done. You’re fumin’ now, irrationally angry on the MC’s behalf because they’ve been putting up with this guy for fifteen chapters now.

The audacity of men- oh my god. You can’t believe this guy.

“Who does he think he is?!”

You grumble and then just for your own purposes you yell—

“Simon!”

Predictably he is at your side in a moment, dropping everything for you.

You have your arms crossed, as you say, “Go get me a drink.”

He tilts his head slightly, eyes crinkled just a tad at your strange mood but doesn’t deny the order. Simply asks,

“Cold or hot?”

“Cold.”

And with that he’s gone, returning with a fresh glass of ice cold lemonade, complete with a little lemon slice on the rim of the glass. You sip it, set it aside and cross your leg, tapping your forehead.

“Give me a kiss.”

He doesn’t hesitate for a moment, gently kissing your forehead.

“Kneel.”

His eyes are crinkled now with a bit of amusement, but he drops to his knees easy. Gently holding onto your soft thighs. (Always so gentle with you.)

“Course, pretty.”

He mumbles low, head tilted up to you in a question, “Need me to take care of you?”

You hum, absentmindedly messing with his hair and ignoring the way the question sends a slow pool of warmth into your tummy.

“No.”

It’s decisive. You’re practically preening with satisfaction at his actions.

“You can go now.” You say and like that, he gets up. Not a complaint on his lips even when you notice he’s got a raging boner.

“Wait!”

You call and he pauses, looking at you with a questioning hum.

“Kiss me again.”

And he does so, this time a soft gentle kiss on your lips. When he pulls away he mumbles an ever softer-

“Dinner will be ready in 10.”

You nod and pick up your tablet with satisfaction curling low in your gut. (For the duration of your reading all you can think about is how Simion would never.)

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“And another thing-!”

Simion is absentmindedly (as absentmindedly as Simion of all people can get anyway-) rubbing circles into your back as you rant. You’re sat in his lap, coaxed into sitting there after he asked about your day.

So obviously you started to babble about the book you were reading, which turned into a whole rant session about how stupid the Male lead was.

“That stupid idiot- that moron- you wanna know what he does simion?”

He knows it’s a rhetorical question. You’re gonna tell him anyway. Still he hums to show he’s still listening.

“This bastard shoves them into the ground. To the ground! Can you believe the it?”

He shakes his head lightly with a tsk.

“Exactly. God and then when they get the drink he has the audacity to snatch it from their hand and down it in one gulp before they can even say anything.”

You shake your head, so far into your little rant you don’t realize how much you’ve made yourself comfortable. Sitting in his lap fully, ranting to him like he’s an old friend. Your tongue is loose with comfort right now. And that must be what possessed you to say—

“Me personally? I could never. If you ever pulled that shit— God i don’t even know what i’d do but it would not be pretty

You close your eyes with a nod to yourself at your own words. Not aware of the way Simon’s eyes seem to soften. Not until he gently kisses the top of your head.

“Never.”

He says it so quietly you almost miss it. (Feverintly. Reverently. Like the very idea is absurd.)

“If i ever do something like that you run and break into my gun cabinet and bloody shoot me.”

And god his voice- he’s 100 percent fucking serious. Suddenly you feel warm and small in his lap, utterly tiny compared to the sheer size of his devotion for you.

It’s all you can do to mumble out a weak.

“Good.”

And the rest of the night is spent with you reading the rest of the book together. When the MC finally is able to get rid of the Male Lead, it is a joyous occasion that ends up with her absolutely clocking the guy in the face with a champagne glass. Which then leads into a curious conversation with you and ghost about how much damage that would actually do.

It’s a good day.

[deunmiu-dessie]

price, after seeing you with kids, vows to himself that he'll get you pregnant.

  "i'm so happy you guys could make it!"

    john watches fondly as you smile. it's wide and genuine, the action making your nose scrunch up; your head tilting to the side to mimic the woman's excitement─ and john can hardly take his gaze off of you. your eyes glimmer at the sight of your heavily pregnant best friend and the woman watches with a soft smile as the two of you make your way up their driveway. 

 your body is tucked away underneath john's arm, the usual warmth of your perfume; a sweet and spicy blend of saffron and sugared vanilla, has him unable to keep his hands off of you and he makes it obvious with the way his thumb rubs back and forth over your bare shoulder. and you're just as guilty as he is, with the way your hand is nestled snuggly in the back pocket of his jeans, the other stationed right atop his hand that rests affectionately on your shoulder. 

when the two of you can make it to gatherings in your neighborhood, there's bound to be talk and swooning about you and john the next day. most women were envious that even after being together for years, it seemed like the two of you were still in your honeymoon phase.

 "jas! babe, what are you doing up?" your voice is a teasing lilt as you shimmy your way out from under john's arm, looking back at him briefly to flash him a pleased smile. however, it's different from the one you sent jasmine earlier, it's softer, intimate, and familiar and it warms his belly better than bourbon ever could; his eyes soften and he smiles back, the crow's feet around his eyes deepening. 

despite john only having a few days off until his next mission, which he had wanted to spend with you, cuddled up next to the fireplace and watching movies, or perhaps cooking and baking with each other, all lovey-dovey and tête-à-tête─ you had instead asked if he could spare a day and go to a cookout hosted by a mutual friend. 

of course, he couldn't say no to you. not when you looked so reluctant to ask in the first place, with your eyebrows furrowed and a small frown marring your lips─ the same lips he had languidly kissed until it flipped right side up, with gentle murmurs of reassurance. besides, john didn't mind jasmine's husband. tom was a retired colonel of the army and they had hit it off quite quickly, especially given john's position. 

  reluctantly, john's eyes drift away from where you stand hugging jasmine, immediately spotting tom who is situated with a few other men at the grill. sucking in a breath, john made his way over to them, a smile splitting his cheeks when tom notices him, his tongs clanging against the metal. "well i'll be damned, if it isn't john, fucking, price." 

 the two men join hands briefly, "tommy, i've been gone a few months and she's already pregnant again." john chuckles softly at tom's sheepish look, the man's cheeks pinkening. "m'surprised y'r balls haven' shriveled up yet." john finishes, dropping into a squat to pluck a lone water nestled amongst the beers. “well, what can i say? she’s all over me!” tom, through his boisterous laughter at his own joke, notices the bottle and sends john a smirk, "you gone in a few days?"

 john grunts, hoping to save himself from the conversation, talk of work right now would only annoy him. tom clasps him on the shoulder firmly and sends him a mocking grin, perhaps this is why john liked tom, banter flowed naturally between the two of them. john was reminded of gaz time and time again when holding a conversation with the retired colonel. "it's as i said before. maybe it's time for you to settle down, you're not getting any younger."

  john grunts at that one too, eyes scanning the bustling cook-out to look for your comforting presence. he immediately finds you amongst your group of friends, a newborn babe nestled in the crook of your arms delicately and other children playing a simple version of tag around your legs. you're gazing down at the baby with envious adoration, eyes sparkling with awe and something akin to being maternal and it knocks the breath from his throat, his heart swelling within his chest at the sight of you. 

   and for a moment, he pictures that you're holding his child in your arms and that those are his kids circling your legs. and it's when your eyes somehow find his, your smile shy and your eyes almost pleading, that he swears to himself that he'll get you pregnant. and an ache to see your belly swollen with his child starts in his chest before traveling straight to his cock. tom chuckles, it's a knowing and judgment-free look. "i guess your mind is made up, huh captain?"

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[rougepancake]

Domestic mitsuri x shinbou x fem reader HCS! (Could be nsfw or sfw whatever works for u!)

DATE NIGHT

What it’s like to date them

Sfw & nsfw hcs (mixed together I am so sorry I wasn’t thinking 😭)

Ft. Shinobu Kocho and Mitsuri Kanroji

Warnings: Some suggestive material under cut but nothing too bad. Modern au. Had a blast writing this tsym anon 😩

SHINOBU KOCHO

If you’re taller than her then have fun. She’ll look up at you and KICK YOUR ASS for simply being tall

If you’re shorter than her you’ll get pampered because she feels the need to rub it in

She’s definitely into quality time and physical touch all the way. Since she doesn’t tend to vocalize how she’s feeling, these kind of make up for it 😉

Is definitely the type of gal to book mani pedis for you two as a date as well as go and get your hair dyed together

Unlike Mitsuri, she isn’t clingy and trusts you quite a lot. She knows that no one else can eat you out as good as she can, and it kills you every time she mentions it

SPEAKING OF MENTIONING IT

She’ll openly dirty talk you in public with no shame whatsoever. In fact, she’s brutal

Won’t even stop if you offer to pay her

Has no regrets because she loves seeing you all flustered and cute like that

If she spends the night at your place BE PREPARED

She cuddles in her sleep and DENIES IT TO DEATH

Also enjoys showering/bathing together but not in a sexual way. She believes that it’s a good way to spend time together and just bond as a couple

HERE COMES THE QUALITY TIME AGAIN RAHHHH

It doesn’t matter what you’re doing, when you’re doing it, or how long it’ll take you, she will find a way to join and/or help you out

Unless you’re complaining about it

Then she’ll sit and watch you suffer 😔

All in all, she’s the type of woman to definitely wind up in a relationship with the “best friends” dynamic

You have a lot of fun together and she wouldn’t want it any other way

MITSURI KANROJI

SHE LOVES TO GO ON ADVENTURES

That’s how you spend a lot of your time together (post/during your relationship)

Her love languages are receiving gifts and words of affirmation

If you say you can’t do it think again!! You’ll wholeheartedly believe you can by the time she’s done with you!!!!

Loves to go out and try new things!! She’ll try anything once and definitely lives with the yolo mindset

Her ideal date is going out on a hike or trying a new restaurant. Either is fine for her as long as you’re down for the ride

Since she’ll try anything once, your time alone is fairly interesting. In the sense of you’ll bring something up and she’ll say yes without a second thought

Prefers to keep what happens in the bedroom between you and her. HATES public humiliation going both ways because she feels guilty afterwards

Since one of her love languages is receiving gifts, she loves to show up with random trinkets and such that she’s found

“Oh here you go Y/n! This shiny rock made me think of you!!”

Stuff like that

It’s honestly so sweet

She was once a hopeless romantic, and now that she has you, she’s a bit worried that you might just up and vanish one day, so she has a tendency to be a little clingy

That’s okay though cause you love it

(She also enjoys cooking for you quite a bit but is quite embarrassed to admit it since her cooking skills are questionable)

Also enjoys watching movies with you and ‘accidentally’ falling asleep on your lap

She enjoys romantic cliches (even if they’re stupid)

You guys were definitely close friends before you started dating, so you’ve got that ‘we know each other better than our own parents’ type of vibe

Let’s just say you’re incredibly grateful that you wound up meeting her 😩

[b-writessometimes]

🏡 To Make A House, A Home (Domestic Spider-Noir x Reader Headcanons)

Warnings: Not much, besides a brief mention to war and possible allusions to starting a family, but doesn't go into detail. Basing Peter here around his early to mid 30s as I believe he would've been around that age when World War 2 ended. DOMESTIC FLUFF RAHHHH-

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Song Recommendation - "Days of Wine & Roses" by Peggy Lee

Of course he's forever grateful for his Aunt May and late Uncle Ben for giving him a home, but with you, it's something special.

It's unique, it's a culmination of both your hard work and all the money you've saved up, it's a testament to how far you two have come, it's a testament to the life he never thought he could have someday.

After the war, of course most of America was busy celebrating.  Many were busy getting hitched. As for you two?  Well, living together properly seemed to be as good a start as any.

Years ago Peter would've never dreamed of such a thing, convinced that the only way to keep you safe was to push you away.  He thought he was doing the right thing, when in actuality he was cutting himself off leaving you to practically chase after this self sacrificing man.

It has not been easy getting here, not one bit, but all the guy knows is that he looks at your smile as if you had hung all the stars in the sky for him.

The two of you rented out a decent sized studio apartment, the best that money could afford.  Or as much as the two of you were willing to shell out that is.  Fitted with only the best hand-me-downs and thrifted furniture, a mix of both newly borrowed and old favorites. 

Sure it was no lavish estate of some wealthy metropolitan, but it was home. 

Given that it was still an apartment and all, you couldn't exactly put in nails or paint the walls.  Which is a bummer since Peter wanted to coat them with a soothing lilac color, so instead you opted for a compromise: wallpaper.  It took a whole afternoon and then some, but you both managed to get a good chunk of the space covered so it wasn't so dreary and drab inside. 

Pictures adorned the walls and the wooden shelves of the hallway.  Some captured of you two back when, some of Peter's family, and some of yours as well.  The really precious photos you had developed were kept safe in a little heart shaped box underneath your shared bed.

Little knick-knacks were scattered throughout the apartment as well: from airplane models, to little souvenirs, the occasional half finished puzzle or two, and houseplants galore.  No lilies however, not good for your guys' cat.

Speaking of which, with all this time spent together in a blissful domesticity, it could get a man thinking.  The choice in the end is ultimately yours, but if you'd be willing, he'd want to start a family with you. He really doesn't care for whatever gender but he'd melt if you would name one of the kids after his late Uncle Benjamin.

If you're not a fan of children, that's not a problem, he's more than content to simply adopt a couple more felines under your shared roof.  Regardless if you have a biological family or not, you two are bound to take in a few extra strays over the years.  Your home is practically a second safe haven for these animals.

On the weekends you'd blast out tunes on your beloved record player, enjoying the sounds of smooth jazz or blues.  You'd hold potlucks inviting your friends and family, his Aunt May bringing her infamous wheat pancakes.  She adored you so, glad that you made his nephew happy in a way that he hasn't been in a damn long time.

Yes, your home isn't some five-star hotel suite.  Nor is it a glamorous penthouse or a cottage out of a cozy fairytale.  But that mattered little.  Your home now was a place of love, a place of warmth and refuge.  Of snuggling up under a blanket after a day out in the blistering cold. 

Your home with Peter is more than enough.  And he thinks so too.

[artdcnaldson]

need tashi in a domestic way :((

au where she never had her injury, and went pro

being what she comes home to after a day of practice, having a bath run and hot meal ready for when she’s done

taking warm showers with her where you wash eachothers hair

showing up to every game in the front row, smiling and waving with your ring hand

holding eachother gently in the evening, completely silent and content with eachothers presence

being the only thing she loves more than tennis <33

AAAAAGHGGHHH!!!! I’m going crazy <3

God all of this but also like, doing fun things you’re supposed to do when you’re young and happy!!! Going shopping for pretty dresses when you have events to go to. Holding hands on red carpets, or the met gala, or whatever just beaming and glowing and happy 😁😁

going to concerts and sitting courtside for other sports you love 😁 Tashi likes going to Hockey games, you like Basketball games— you have season tickets to both.

You get a dog! Then another! A cute little terrier and a big droopy hound. They both lay on your legs when you’re cuddling on the couch.

RAHHHH LOOK WHAT THEY STOLE FROM MY BEAUTIFUL WIFE!!!!!!

[vinbitism]

RAHHHH GIVE US MORE VINVAN AND VINBIT HCS I YEARRRRNNNNN FOR ITTTTT

the people have ASKED AND THEY SHALL RECEIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

doing a read more so I don't bother anyone

also have a song

some might get a little gay or a bit suggestive ig so if you don't like it you probably shouldn't read this

Vinnie and habit are so fucking messy, like not in the way they leave shit everywhere (Vinnie probably is a little messy like that but habit will literally force him to clean up after himself LMAO) but they are like the couple who goes out to eat in a restaurant and start a huge fake argument just so they can leave without paying. and it WILL be Vinnie's idea. And habit is staring at him for at least a minute before he finally picks up on what's happening and immediately joins in and insults Vinnie a couple of times until it escalates and they just walk out of the restaurant where they stop fighting and IMMEDIATELY start laughing.

It actually took them a really long time to even acknowledge their feelings for each other. obviously habit is super unaware of what he's feeling because he's never felt it before. He's never been "in love" in fact he's certain he could NEVER be in love. But could he stay home with Vinnie all day instead of going out to kill and feel just as satisfied? Yes. All he needs to do is be around him and God it almost feels like Habit actually has a family. A 2 person family made up of 2 lonely people who have never felt seen or accepted until they found each other.

Vinnie would know about his feelings first and I think he'd figure out habit's feelings before habit himself figures it out, he'd notice all the subtle changes and he'd believe it's all for him and him alone. He'd notice how when Habit is cleaning his knives he's not playing rob zombie or something and instead he has a love song by frank Sinatra and habit is humming along. Vinnie would notice the crinkle in habit's eyes as he smiles at him. He'd notice how habit is so affectionate with him compared to when they first met or compared to anyone else habit talks to. There is something soft, something domestic. And Vinnie is DETERMINED to dig it out of habit.

The kisses??? SLOPPYYYYY. Like they're drooling all over each other and they're basically eating each other's faces. Habit would degrade vinnie and then immediately praise him right after and it would drive Vinnie up the WALL. he wants to be good for habit and he is not scared to show habit just how eager he is.

Vinnie and habit love to grab and touch each other they just can't help it, their hands will just wander all over subconsciously, they're like magnets, they DO NOT WANNA SEPARATE.

Vinnie actually really likes it when Habit is all mean and scary I mean it's actually something he's complained about. He told habit he was getting stale because of the fact that habit has refused to lay a hand on him. He's all "I still have all my limbs!!" like ??? are you ??? asking him to cut them off?? And habit for some reason cannot comprehend the fact that someone could actually want him for who he is.

I've read a lot of fics where habit will climb into Vinnie's lap and I'm SORRY I'm a firm believer in the fact that Vinnie will be the one in habits lap. Habit and his weird monster autism would be THRILLED when he feels the pressure, Vinnie is like an anxiety blanket that he can grab and bite all he wants. And be just likes seeing how flustered Vinnie can get. Habit also likes feeling as if he's the "man of the house." I really think they've got a 50s housewife/cruel husband situation going on. He hits her and she crawls back to him and says she's sorry even tho he's the one who is wrong, yk what I mean??

Habit could order Vinnie around and make Vinnie do a bunch of embarrassing shit and honestly Vinnie would not care and he would willingly do it (after acting like he doesn't wanna do it of course because he is a cunt he will always try and get on habits nerves and habit loves it)

Habit loves telling Vinnie how hot he is and how beautiful and pretty he is and how habit is just so lucky that Vinnie is his and that he would kill anyone or anything that ever tried to take him away. Vinnie BELONGS to habit. Habit stole him fair and square!!

Vinnie knows that habit probably wouldn't like to be smothered with compliments because habit wouldn't believe them, so Vinnie tries to use his actions to prove just how much he means everything he's saying. He wants to love and touch habit everywhere, if he could he would dig through Evans body just to reach habit's true form.

Low-key I also think habit kinda yearns to possess Vinnie and become like Eddie and venom but unfortunately for them it's impossible :/ and habit isn't able to possess him or any of the others

anyways... this is what I've got off the top of my head... if you want you can ask for specific scenarios too!!! I will write for anything if it's those two HELP

[cruisercrusher]

hrrrhrrrr grahhhh rahhhh oc. his name is Canorsolanim he's a demon who likes killing and murdering and other such related atrocities, except the problem is he's also best friends with a For Real Hero Adventurer type who's all into doing good deeds just for the sake of them and like rescuing innocents and defending the weak and vulnerable and all that crap... he goes along with it with only minimal bitching and moaning out of sheer fondness and the power of their ride or die undying loyalty, but he really would just as happily set fire to orphanages for fun. Think of him as a genuine villain who's only just barely been domesticated by the magical power of friendship and trust. barely

[blessedwithabadomen]

~I apologize in advance for the word vomit that is this~

it’s just that type of day for me where I’m thinking about being sandwiched in between Noah and Oli and taking a fat nap.

and it’s not even about just needing the rest or trying to sleep off the headache or whatever other reason it might be, it’s the comfort of it. of hearing the two of them conversing lowly and their voices lulling you to sleep. your eyes are closed, but you’re still awake for the moment, so they don’t know you can hear their playful bantering— probably arguing about something like who’s the better pillow. maybe there’s a show playing in the background. you’re in a pile on the couch or in the comfort of your shared bed. it just screams domestic comfort, and it is making me feel 🥺💗🦋🥺💗🦋

being tangled up with Noah’s gangly ass legs. we’re portraying him being clingy as fuck with this one because I’m feeling self-indulgent. like at one point his cheek is just smushed against yours, not for very long, before he’s nuzzling into the curve of your neck !!!!!! (it’s his second home idc) and his hair falling across your skin and tickling you!!!!! hrnghhh when I say it is so soft (Noah’s hair too but that’s not what I mean), they are such golden retriever boyfriends I cannot. you say you want to take a nap— subtext that you want them to join you— and they are there!! when he has the time~ Noah to me also gives off vibes like he’s preparing a nest!!! pillows!!! blankets!!!! comfort is key!!!! do you want some white noise? some thunder sounds? music? (WHY IS NOAH OFFERING TO PLAY RAIN AND THUNDER SOUNDS MAKING ME SOFT) idkidk I can’t explain it but ya know he just seems like he knows how to curate his environment/is more detail oriented when it comes to things like that

(these are just my musings, by no means true, 100% fictional)

Oli can’t keep his mouth off you. he seems like the type that has a lot of nervous energy— can’t sit still, must always be occupied (and then couple that with him already being super touchy feely affectionate)— so he’s kissing every inch of skin available to him!!!!! will play with your hair. it’s only fair given how often you play with his!!

RAHHHH 🦅🦅🦅 (I was gonna take a nap. I did not. I did this instead 😂😂😂😂)

oh my god NEVER apologise for word vomit, I love it so much!!!

this is genuinely my dream scenario lmao, there's very little I love more than napping and cuddling and being sandwiched between those two?? absolute 10/10

and the idea of both of their voices, Oli's accent and Noah's low tone, just lulling me in, oh myy. they would definitely banter, being with them would be a constant play fight about everything and anything and they'd keep trying to get you to pick sides but you'd only do it if you particularly wanted to tease one of them, because you all know there's no ranking in your love!!

yes, I love clingy!Noah, I'm all for it, I crave it lol, he'd just constantly make sure to be touching as much of you as he possibly could, like, he's in a weird position and getting uncomfortable? who cares as long as you're cuddled into him, that's enough for him! he needs everything to be just right for you, noise, temperature, snacks on the ready, hell, he'll light your favourite scented candle if that's your vibe!

and 100% on Oli's nervous energy, man has adhd and he'll live it out with you, Noah's your calm anchor, Oli's the one to keep you on your toes. he only really gets to rest when he's in your arms and even then he doesn't settle down or drift off until he's satisfied he's kissed you enough, stroked your skin enough, played with your hair enough, all of it

ahhhh it's yearning hours, anon!!