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So I was thinking about how the Joker is canonically more of a concept rather than one specific person. So when it comes to alternate universes, 80% of the time Batman will always be Bruce Wayne but Joker could literally be anyone.

In this essay, I will be proposing the idea of Jeff the Killer being a Joker varient-

[resvarie]

inevitable anders dragon age qifrey wha cover redraw

[indigo-greer-collins]

the first time darlin felt safe enough to just sob in sam's arms must've split that cowboy in half

[porters-fangs]

ykw erik needs to leave these damn freelancers ALONE

[grilledcheezy92]

A Steamy Shower With Your Tsundere Alpha Werewolf Boyfriend you will always be famous

First and foremost because of this line: "There's not much in this world I'd get on my knees for. But for you? Always."

Secondly, how soft and happy David sounds talks about Darlin, like their return to the pack has centered him even more in his role as Alpha

"And we should have everybody by this evening, in time for the Solstice party itself."

"They texted me back this morning. Yeah. They are bringing Sam. [laugh] I don’t owe you shit. I never took that bet. Because I agreed with you from the start. I figured they’d ask him, too. And after the way he talked about them in our little chat, I couldn’t imagine him saying no, either."

[delighted-and-thriving]

Oh, you’re home!!

-Callisto

Yes, I am! Did you have a good day?

[vind3miat0r]

Porter Valentines audio that starts off with him apologizing to Treasure who then apologizes to him and then theyre both apologizing at the same time while also crying and holding each other and telling the other that they dont need to apologize and then they kiss and and and

[scoringeffects]

do you have/know of any kind of natejo primer post? i am starting to be very very intrigued by them…

there is this very delightful primer that covers natejo during their halifax mooseheads era (juniors, age 16-18 [2011-13]) and their team north america era (made up team for the 2016 world cup of hockey) i would so so super recommend clicking on every link there, and as for the 2023-24 season:

nate reached out to jo about playing with him in colorado during the summer because he knew his contract with montreal was coming to an end and jo signed for league mininum to play with him

jo talking about nate in his 'get to know me' interview

jo knows where nate is knows what he likes can almost feel him on the ice. normal things to say about your center.

they walk their dogs together!

bench yappers. ignore that nate probably doesnt have a great deal of concepts about personal space.

both nate and jo achieved career highs in points playing on the same line. nate by 29 freaking points. jo also had a career high in time on ice per game !

nate has the most assists on jo's goals, and jo loves to pass to nate.

one of jo's very best games as an av where he scored the OT winner and partially helped nate extend his second to gretzky home point streak. not inherently natejo but the nhl put the full game up on youtube and its a fun background watch because the announcers r so very nice about jo yayayyyyy. okay hold on it definately used to be up on youtube as a 'fan favourite' voted in game and now its either unlisted, restricted, or entirely gone. fascinating. what a wonderful league. anway.

here's nate saying that jo is his favourite teammate ever. since 2010 nate has played with at least 280 people. he said this during his hart (league mvp as voted by the writers' association) and ted lindsay (league mvp as voted by the players' association) award interview. also couldnt find it for the life of me but im certain there's an interview where jo says he wants to play with nate for ten more years. EDIT: here is the article, found by the lovely @mi-kko-ran-tanen it is also a bit of a natejo primer very very good would encourage a read

24-25 season:

jo resigned for another year ! turned down money again for 'loyalty and happiness'

they actually might have seperation anxiety

jo is going to be point per game this season i believe it with my whole heart.

r-ing into the rpf:

nate's start in the league was . well. the avs were very very bad for quite sometime, bottomed out nearly historically after the 2016-17 season (season directly after team north america and the world cup of hockey) and i think this is around the time nate locked in so to speak. this spittin chiclets interview from 2019 is pretty good (dont let the spittin chiclets part put u off 🙏), he talks about worrying about being a bust, about his expectations and also just the way he talks back then and what he's achieved in the five years since oh nate u have no idea whats in store for u ☹️

jo's time in the nhl has been tumultuous to say the least.

mid way into the 2022-23 season he held the record for most points without a goal by a forward in a single season. (he ended the season 2-27-29, scoring a goal in his 46th game) teammate and close friend josh anderson was quite sweet about it all

there's a lot of talk about jo being a draft bust, there's also a lot of talk about his development being screwed from the get go (sent back down to juniors for the 2013-14 season despite having won the calder cup the uear prior because if a player is juniors eligable they cant play in the minors or smth like that), he was also injured a lot, the habs under bergevin not being great at player development, and in tampa and montreal there was an expectation on him to be an offensive powerhouse that he just wasnt unfortunately due to injuries and mental health issues. they also tried to develop him at center.

it is absolutely not the best metric to measure 'draft bustness', but sorting the 2013 draft by games played and total points, jo is top 20 for games played and top 15 for total points

an espn redraft from march of 2023 has him still in the first round but much lower

absolutely crushing thank u greg

jo was actually injured so much holy shit bro has never played a full season. the closest he got was 81 games in 18-19

apparently there was some buzz about a drouin-iginla trade in 2015 between tampa and colorado??? what couldve been damn

ALL THIS TO SAY nate believed in him and jo believed in nate and it paid off so freaking hard last season and jo has his love for hockey back and nate had his career best personal season next to him and they are it if u think about it

f-ing into the rpf:

i know you didnt ask but i would be remiss if i didnt share these, they're currently what i would say is quintessential natejo reading

I don't believe in soulmates (but nobody saw me like you) by shade_of_blue (@shade-of-drou) (M, 6k) soulmates au where jo realises dewey has soulbond sickness

those who favor fire by bruinss (@droumack) (M, 14k) absoloutely crushing magical realism fic where jo's heart freezes the more he falls in love. it is actually unfathomable how much nate loves him, and how much nate loves jo

got my finger on her trigger by creamsicle_melt (@creamsiclemelt) (E, 6k) lesbian natejo nate fucks jo within an inch of her life absolutely fantastic peice of literature.

you'd have to stop the world by bladeless_knife (@mi-kko-ran-tanen) (M, 12k) nate is stuck in a timeloop watching jo get hurt no matter what he does. genuinely incredible theyre so so very much natejo here and also very nate and very jo

Gather by plethoriall (@plethoriall) (E, 4k) once again, another fic where theyre so very natejo. like that interview linked in the very first bullet point? those guys ("yeah we're dumb and dumber") def did this. a delightful study in what if our codependant homoerotic teenage friendship turned into a regular healthy adult friendship except every time you touch me i remember how we used to jerk eachother off which (thankfully for everyone inolved) turned into Yay sex and also i love you. instead of turning toxic.

all very very very good writers i would highly highly suggest checking out their other works as well + commenting and kudoing

[didi-doof]

Being recruited by OWCA since basically his birth, him being a merman somehow still managed to be a surprise to them (I imagine him being half-mer (having both gills and lungs, also having the ability to transform)). Between the ages of 16 and 20, during a training, he suddenly transformed and was subsequently separated from the other agents. That’s where this anatomy analysis comes from.

[simplynims]

Would people be interested in watching me do fun lil reviews on YouTube reccomending audio roleplayers to people? I've been wanting to do a commentary video for fun and it's a good excuse for me to yap about both well known and smaller creators I listen to frequently

[brainrotcharacters]

Porter's physical touch tendencies where he touches noses with Treasure in the middle of kissing them/yapping onto their lips

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Tragically saw this on Twitter and immediately came here to show off my cursed screenshots like an undiscovered relic

[int3rtwiningh3artstrings]

my hc sweetheart probably never felt seen as a child and thought their powers were a sign from the universe that they weren't worth being seen and when they joined the department they felt alone as one of the only stealths in their job and then after they met Milo and knew he really saw them they went out and encouraged other stealths do go into positions they'd never been in and now they have a community and friends that support them and they finally feel seen and maybe I'm projecting a bit shush

[indigo-greer-collins]

guys i’m bored tell me something that happened to you/something about yourself and let me give you a redacted character

[porters-fangs]

do you think the wolf shifters ever get fleas.

like the mates have to stick them in the bath with latex gloves and face masks on, scrubbing flea treatment into their fur while the shower runs on full blast

“no, asher, you don’t get any kisses until this comb comes back clean. stop whining, it’s your fault for rolling around in the forest with milo!”

[grilledcheezy92]

🙄 oh boy potentially hot take

"Treasure shouldn't be pushing his boundaries" Feels like when people say "Angel shouldn't have forced/tricked David into shifting" (I don't have the energy to fully unpack why I disagree. Go find my rewatch posts that explains some of it)

"This is another Geordi/Cutie 😭" No tf it's not. First of all, the two situations are hardly comparable outside of empowered/unempowered relationship. Secondly, Cutie let their untreated trauma and anxiety cross a clearly stated, serious boundary and they got consequences for it.

Please learn the difference between breaking down a protective barrier someone is keeping in an effort to not be hurt (especially early in a relationship) and an actual boundary.

Treasure pushed, Porter snapped, they both probably regret the whole conversation but the idea that either of them has to be "in the wrong" for an argument to occur is kind of crazy isn't it?