#Simon Stagg

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The last thing Simon Stagg needs is an ego massage. Action Comics 413

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I cannot tell a lie, babe!

(1st Issue Special #3)

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Ranking of billionaires in this country, by a Wayne Kid (from worst to best):

Lex Luthor (-10/10): He can go drown in the ocean for insinuating that me and my siblings are morally inept simply for being orphans

Simon Stagg (2/10): Company has done a lot of great research but the way he treats his employees, according to Timothy, is sketchy at best

Carol Ferris (4/10): Only met her once at my adoption gala—she’s nice but her company manufactures (manufactured?) warplanes. Also she was involved with someone called Hal Jordan and Papa doesn’t like Hal Jordan, so...

Ray Palmer (5/10): Eh. He talks too much and is too arrogant, but to be fair I barely know him. People say he is nice though

Oliver Queen (7/10): He sleeps around too much for my liking. But Thea and Roy say he’s a great mentor and brother

Ted Kord (8/10): Always smiles at me when I pass him at the WE offices. Sold his company to WE so we’re partially in his debt for sustaining our lifestyle, but I’m not sure how much I can admire a guy who gives away his family’s business for cash

Bruce Wayne (9.9/10): Would top this list if he increased my pocket money

Katherine Kane (40/10): Businesswoman, gay rights advocate, former Air Force, actually finished college with excellent grades, AND she backs up her cousin’s children when said cousin is being difficult.

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Joe Staton - The Outsiders #4 Splash Page Original Art (DC, 1986) Source

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Pyg's is a bit more graphic and upsetting than the rest, just a heads up.

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February–March 1965. As seen in these panels from Metamorpho's second appearance in THE BRAVE AND THE BOLD #58, Rex Mason's girlfriend Sapphire Stagg made clear almost from the start that she was totally down with his transformation into a bizarre "walking chemistry set."

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Another Dan Mora gem!

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“Forgive me, Simon. I worry that you will think this is personal, it’s not. It’s just that the man in the red mask... the fastest man alive... he must be kept -“

“...safe.“

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Some of the Justice League enemies seen in the DC Animated Universe. In order:

Starro - First appearance in The Brave and the Bold v1 #28 (1960).

Despero - First appearance in Justice League of America v1 #1 (1960).

Kanjar-Ro - First appearance in Justice League of America v1 #3 (1961).

Dr. Destiny - First appearance in Justice League of America v1 #5 (1961).

The Key - First appearance in Justice League of America v1 #41 (1965).

Eclipso - First appearance in The House of Secrets #61 (1963).

Felix Faust - First appearance in Justice League of America v1 #10 (1962).

Simon Stagg - First appearance in The Brave and the Bold v1 #57 (1965).

Gordon Godfrey - First appearance in The Forever People v1 #3 (1971).

Brimstone - First appearance in Legends #1 (1986).

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Introduction and origin of Metamorpho by Ramona Fradon

[nitpickrider]

Whoever it was that made the joke about Simon having plucky nephews like Uncle Scrooge, please stop abusing your powers of prophecy Action Comics 416

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Batman/Superman: World’s Finest #14

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It's Complete Monster Friday!

Today's Complete Monster of the Week: Simon Stagg

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CAMP NANO DAY 14

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Bruce was going to regret coming to the watchtower today, he could tell. He could already feel the headache coming on.

"Okay, okay, next round! Fuck, marry, kill, billionaires who aren't total assholes! Michael Holt, Simon Stagg, and Bruce Wayne, I'll go first!"

Today's meeting was listed as team bonding. Playing preteen girl games was not what he'd had in mind.

"Oh you know I have to go with fuck Bruce Wayne, I mean, have you seen that man? He makes himbo look hot—"

Dick's not-so-silent laughter from his spot next to Bruce was not helping things in the least. If he didn't love his son as much as he did, and if he wasn't 100% sure Cass and Damian would murder him in his sleep if he did, he would have silenced his oldest one way or another after the third time he nearly fell out of his chair from laughing so hard.

"I'd have to say fuck Holt, marry Wayne, and kill Stagg, Lois would kill me if I said otherwise," Clark answered thoughtfully, though the smirk he was failing to hide bellied his amusement at the entire situation.

I should have kept the lead lining in the cowl, Bruce thought darkly as he fought not to glare at the Man of Steel while Dick finally succeeded in falling off his chair. The rest of the League, sadly, were already used to Nightwing's eccentricities and gamely continued on as they were.

"—marry Bruce Wayne so I can seduce his fortune from him—"

The Dark Knight had to exercise his iron self control to keep himself from groaning out loud at that comment. Please, for the love of Alfred, will someone pick to kill me?

"I honestly can't decide if I'd want to fuck Brucie or marry him more, they both have their advantages—"

Finally, it was his son's turn, and Bruce's dread grew by leaps and bounds. He knew that grin. He knew Dick was a full grown adult, but the urge to ground him had never been so strong and the younger man hadn't even opened his mouth yet.

"For reasons I will not be disclosing at this time but might possibly include the nickname potentials, I would fuck Mike, marry Brucie, and kill Simon. Thank you for coming to my TED talk!"

And then it was his turn. Bruce shot his son a Look, before turning to the rest of the League. Pretty much everyone else had gone already, and the urge to decline participating in this round was strong, very strong, but then Hal Jordan opened his mouth and issued a challenge. And if there was one thing raising so many kids had instilled in him, it was the inability to back down from a challenge.

"So, tall, dark, and scary, what'll it be? Are you going to marry Bruce Wayne so he can fund all of your sick gadgets, seduce his money from him like Plastic Man? Maybe you'll be a gentle lover to him like Aquaman here. Or maybe Brucie is the one person in the world you break your code for. Come on, what d'ya got for us?"

And Bruce—Bruce thinks about it. It's been years since he first joined the League, he's gone on countless missions with these men and women, trusted them to watch his son's back when he couldn't, and he finds his decision already made for him. Plus, there's another thing raising so many kids had given him—comedic timing. Discreetly checking to see if Dick was still recording, even after his mishap with the physics of sitting on a chair properly, Bruce turned to stare the Lantern down.

"Jordan, I have no desire to fuck, marry, or kill Bruce Wayne, either literally or figuratively."

Bruce could see the protests forming at the tip of the pilot's tongue. Clark diligently tried to suppress his own laughter while Dick was staring at Bruce in amazed glee. Before Hal could properly express his protests, Bruce reached up and removed his cowl, working his hand through his sweaty hair in annoyance before turning a deadpan look on the man, one eyebrow raised in a pale imitation of Alfred's Look.

"I trust you can understand why?"

As the collective members of the Justice League burst into shocked screeches of denial and protest, with Clark's warm chuckles and Dick's own roaring laughter acting as counterpoints to the background noise, Bruce couldn't help but smirk. He still felt a headache coming on, now from the noise rather than from the meeting itself, but overall, he can't say he regretted how it had turned out.

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So this one came from a pin I saw on Pinterest, which I sadly have not been able to find the original Tumblr thread for, about the League playing fuck, marry, kill with pre-identity-reveal!Bruce lol I read it out loud to my boyfriend, who ended up laughing as hard as I was, and he told me I should write it, so I did! ^⁠_⁠_⁠_⁠_⁠_⁠_⁠_⁠_⁠_⁠^ If anyone wants to send me a link to the original thread so I can link it here, that'd be amazing, cuz I want to properly credit the people who inspired me to write this in the first place (⁠ ⁠◜⁠‿⁠◝⁠ ⁠)⁠♡

Also, I feel like I've been saying this a lot recently, but I apologize for not posting yesterday, I had a really long and fun day out with my boyfriend and ended up having neither the time nor the desire to write anything by the time we got back home ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠⊙⁠_⁠ʖ⁠⊙⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯ before he flew out here, I hadn't seen him in a month, and before that, it had been almost a year, so I'm making the most of the time I have with him (⁠；⁠^⁠ω⁠^⁠）I don't think that's too much to ask for, but I also feel horrible about not writing and posting as much as I initially wanted to this month. I figure, by explaining myself to y'all, it might make it easier to convince myself it's truly okay to take time for myself and my boyfriend, y'know? 乁⁠(⁠ ⁠.⁠ ⁠ര⁠ ⁠ʖ̯⁠ ⁠ര⁠ ⁠.⁠ ⁠)⁠ㄏ that's the hope, anyway lol

Have a good morning/day/night, everyone!

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