#Source: Most Popular Girls in School

[zootopiathingz]

Angel, running towards Charlie frantically: no, no, no, no, no, no!

Charlie: oh hey Angel—

Angel: *punches her in the stomach*

Charlie: OW! WHAT THE FUCK??

Angel: you are one of my very best friends and I cannot stand by and watch you throw away your life like this You're too young.. YOU’RE TOO BEAUTIFUL!!

Charlie: what the fuck are you talking about??

Angel: I’m talkin’ about the baby that’s growing inside your belly right now.

Charlie: ..I’m not pregnant!

Angel: well, not anymore you’re not! I've been taking muay thai classes.

Charlie: I was never pregnant, Angel!

Angel: I- are- ..are you sure?

Charlie: yes I’m fucking sure!

Cherri: I’m sorry but why the fuck is everybody yelling over here?

Angel: oh, I found this positive pregnancy test and—

Cherri: *punches Charlie in the stomach*

Charlie: AH MOTHERFUCKER—!

[angelofthenight]

*Quill running towards you with worry*

You: Hey Quill.

*Quill punches you in the stomach*
You, wheezing in pain: What the fuck?!

Quill: You are one of my very best friends. And I cannot stand by and watch you throw away your life like this. You're too young. You're too beautiful!

You: What the fuck are you talking about?

Quill: I'm talking about the baby that's growing inside of your belly right now.

You: …I'm not pregnant!

Quill: Well, not after that punch you're not. I've been taking muay thai classes.

You: I was never pregnant, Quill.

Quill: Are... you sure?

You: Yes I'm fucking sure!

Nebula: I'm sorry, but why the fuck is everybody yelling over here?

Quill: Oh, I found this positive pregnancy test and-

*Nebula punches you in the stomach*

You: Aw motherfucker!

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

Aradia: no no no no no!

Sollux: hey aa *Aradia punches him in the stomach* OW!! WHAT THE FUCK!?

Aradia: you are one of my very best friends and i cannot stand by and watch you throw away your life like this! youre too young! youre too beautiful!

Sollux: what the fuck are you talkiing about??

Aradia: im talking about the baby that's growing inside of your belly right now!

...

Tavros: sEE YA, *leaves*

Sollux: II'M NOT PREGNANT!

Aradia: well not after that punch youre not! ive been taking muay thai classes!

Sollux: ...ii was NEVER pregnant, aa.

Aradia: ...

Aradia: are

Aradia: are you sure?

Sollux: ye2 ii'm FUCKIING 2ure!

Karkat: I'M SORRY, WHY THE FUCK IS EVERYBODY YELLING OVER HERE?

Aradia: oh! i found this positive pregnancy test and-

Karkat: *punches Sollux in the stomach*

Sollux: OW MOTHERFUCKER!

[alien-slushie]

Malfoy: Oh please! You wouldn't hurt a fly.

Harry: You're right! Because a fly is an innocent creature that never knowingly did anything to anybody.

Harry: You, however, I would maim.

[incorrectmylittleponyquotes]

King Sombra: Oh please, you wouldn't hurt a fly

Fluttershy: You're right

Fluttershy: Because a fly is an innocent creature that never knowingly did anything to anypony

Fluttershy: You, however, I would maim

[incorrect-jojolands-quotes]

usagi: can i get a hot dog?

jodio: anything else?

usagi: um... let me get some tater tots. oh, and also a slice of pepperoni pizza. and also a basket of jalapeno poppers.

usagi: and some chicken nuggets, a ketchup boat, three potato pancakes, a creamsicle, two quesadillas, a bread loaf, a side of ranch, pixie sticks, taco salad, order of ribs.

usagi: and... a diet coke. no! strawberry shake. no! diet coke. no! both.

paco: that is gonna be one huge shit.

[incorrect-losers]

Betty: I lost like 48 pounds

Greta: Oh my god, what is your secret?

Betty: …

Betty: I had my legs ripped off

[incorrect-edens-garden-quotes]

Grace: I think I have a crush on Wolfgang.

Toshiko: *gasp*

Toshiko: ...Why am I gasping? I already knew that.

[incorrectshantaequotes]

Risky, to the Tinkerbats: You are the calm breeze to this fuckstorm of a life I'm living.

[zootopiathingz]

Adam: oh please, you wouldn’t hurt a fly.

Charlie: you're right. Because a fly is an innocent creature that never knowingly did anything to anybody.

Charlie: you, however, I will maim!

[angelofthenight]

Dano!Riddler: I run this city... with an iron fist!

Keoghan!Joker: I AM that iron fist!

[beatlesdiscord]

George, to Ringo: you are the calm breeze of this fuckstorm of a life I’m living.

[alien-slushie]

Monoma: I hate you.

Midoriya: I feel indifferent towards you.

[bbu-fan-blog]

Aristotle: You're my rock.

Arthur: And you're my roll.

[incorrect-jojolands-quotes]

cop: oh, please. you wouldn't hurt a fly.

jodio: you're right. because a fly is an innocent creature that never knowingly did anything to anybody.

jodio: you, however, i would maim.

[theatrefanatic27]

Buster: Allow me to introduce you to the local Sinatra of the Moon Theatre; Mike.

Porsha: Hey!

Mike: Fuck off.