#Source: Team Fortress 2

[magpiecrust]

Shockwave, upgrading Megatron: Now, most sparks couldn’t withstand this voltage, but i’m fairly certain your spark… Shockwave: *performs counter-shock, Megatron’s spark explodes* Megatron: What was that noise? Shockwave, hiding exploded spark: The sound of progress, my liege.

[capitalwenisberry]

Odysseus: So, we're fine. As long as nobody opens the wind bag.

Eurylochus: Question.

Odysseus: What's your question, Soldier?

Eurylochus: I opened the wind bag.

[unfortunately-a-miraculous-fan]

Gabriel: They said we couldn't do it!

Nathalie: Yes.

Gabriel: They said we SHOULDN'T do it!

Nathalie: Uh-huh.

Gabriel: They BEGGED US not to do it!

Nathalie: Correct.

Gabriel: BUT WE DID IT ANYWAY!!

[resident-wof-expert]

Starflight, peering around a corner: Three moons...

Tsunami: What? What do you see?

Starflight: Nothing. Let's switch places.

[superiorsturgeon]

Ruby: *hugging Penny* I’m so happy we got you back, Penny! Third time’s the charm, right?

Penny: This is actually my fourth body! When we met in Vale you saw my second model!

Ruby: What was your first model like?

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Ironwood: All right, doctor, let’s begin.

Pietro: *flicks switch*

Penny v1.0: I AM A ROBOT. I AM HERE TO TAKE AMERICAN JOBS.

Penny v1.0: *beats up a bystander*

Penny v1.0: *steals a fedora and briefcase before charging off to terrorize the populace*

Ironwood: …so this counts as a-

Pietro: A failure, yes…

Penny v1.0: I AM PROGRAMMED TO BE SCARY.

*sounds of screaming civilians*

[welcomehomeincorrectquotes]

Wally Plush: If God wanted you to be miserable, he wouldn't have made me₊˚⊹♡

[incorrectstevesagaquotes]

Hypno Steve, looking at a photo of Rainbow Steve's room: That’s Fake Sabre there?

Rainbow Steve: Yes.

Hypno Steve: In a tiny bed. Besides your bed.

Rainbow Steve: Yes.

Hypno Steve: That's pretty embarrassing.

Rainbow Steve: Yeah, I should have gotten Fake Sabre a better bed.

[fingerless-glovez]

Jamil: You have a dinner date for 7. What time do you arrive?

Ace: 7. AM. Case the restaurant, run background checks on the staff. Can the cook be trusted? If not, I gotta kill him. Dispose of the body and replace him with my own guy no later than 4:30.

Jamil: ... You're ready.

Ace: Really?

Jamil: No. Everything you just said was insane.

Floyd: Hey, it worked for me.

[magpiecrust]

Shockwave: ...Anyway, that is how I lost my medical license. Megatron: *Concerned look from the operation table*

[incorrect-maraudersaandco-quotes]

Regulus: Sirius, I'm going to kill you and anyone who is helping you organize that prank I heard you are planing for the last day of school year Barty: Me too! Regulus: Yes, I may kill Barty in the confusion as well.

[wispisstillverybored67]

Galacta Knight: Kill me.

Morpho Knight: Later.

[resident-wof-expert]

Whirlpool: They said we couldn't do it!

Coral: Yep.

Whirlpool: They said we SHOULDN'T do it!

Coral: Uh-huh.

Whirlpool: They BEGGED us not to do it!!

Coral: Yes.

Whirlpool: BUT WE DID IT ANYWAY!!!

[rwby-encrusted-blog]

Nora: If I were a Bad Huntress, I wouldn't Be sittin' here, disscussin' it with ya, now would I!

~~~~~

Mercury: Grass Grows, Birds fly, and brother?

Mercury: I Hurt People!

~~~~~

Coco: I am Heavy Weapons user.

Coco: And this- (Expands Gianduja from the purse) - is my weapon.

~~~~~

Pietro: Hey look, buddy. I'm an engineer and Medical Doctor, that means I solve problems.

Pietro: Not problems like "What is beauty?", 'cause that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of philosophy.

Pietro: I solve practical problems!

Pietro: For instance, how am I gonna stop some big mean Mother-Hubbin Grimm from tearin' me a structurally superfluous new behind?

Pietro: The answer? Get a daughter. And if that don't work, Make 'er stronger.

Pietro: Like Penny Here. She's the first Synthetic capable of Using Aura, armed with a dozen Plasma-rail Cannon Swords, all designed by me.

Pietro: Given Soul by me.

Pietro: And you'd best hope ...

Pietro: Not Pointed at you.

~~~~~

May Z: Snipin's a good job M8.

May Z: It's Challengin' work, outta door, and I guarantee you won't go Hungry.

May Z: Cuz' at the end of the day, if there are two people left on the planet, Someone's gonna want someone Dead.

~~~~~

Ironwood: Iff Fighting is Sure to result in Victory, Then you must FIGHT!

Ironwood: Sun Tzu said that! And I think he knows a little bit more about fighting than you do pal!Because He invented it! Then He perfected it so that no living person could best him in the Ring of Honor!

~~~~~

Mercury: (Struggling with a door) HEY! A little help here!

Ironwood: Out of the way son! Uuuhhh One! One! One! uh! One!

Mercury: Let's go! Let's Go!

(ZZT!)

Coco: INCOMING!

(The trio Crashes through the Door)

Mercury: Hey! It's Still Here!

Emerald: Ahem! Gentlemen?

~~~~~

Coco: I fear no man ... But that thing ...it Scares me.

(A heeled silhouette Stalks down a hallway)

Mercury: No! I'm not talking about that Freak! (Struggles with Microphone) Sh- She's not here is she? How do I get this damn thing off!

(The Figure kicks open a door, light shining dangerously off her blade)

Emerald: One shudders to imagine what inhuman thoughts lie behind those eyes.

(She Grins, Cycling to Ice dust)

Emerald: What Dreams of Chronic and Sustained Cruelty?

Weiss: (Freezes anything and everything in her path, shattering whatever she can as she sings Mirror Mirror)

~~~~~

Jaune: And when the looked for the Sword, it was nowhere to be found!

Coco: (Bursts out laughing, Snorts)

Jaune: Anyway, That's how I lost my Hunting License!

~~~~~

Flynt, on his Trumpet: (DUN-DUN-DUN-DUN DUDUDUDUDU!)

[welcomehomeincorrectquotes]

Barnaby: They said we couldn't do it!

Wally: No.

Barnaby: They said we shouldn't do it!

Wally: Uh-huh.

Barnaby: They begged us not to do it!

Wally: Yes.

Barnaby: BUT WE DID IT ANYWAY!

Wally: *claps hands in joy* Woooh.

Poppy: *sighs and shakes head*

[incorrectvtuberquotes]

Liz: This... is a bucket.

Gigi: Dear god.

Liz: There's more.

Gigi: No!

[incorrectshantaequotes]

Barracuda Joe: This...is a bucket.

Ammo Baron: Dear god.

Barracuda Joe: There's more.

Ammo Baron: NO!