#Swearing cw

[every-moment-a-different-sound]

Postman jumpscares

Dead Boy Detectives

[mogai-sunflowers]

femme lesbians who use he/him pronouns are literally so fucking cool like. people always try to explain he/him lesbians by saying “well it’s like butches cuz they’re masculine” and don’t get me wrong: he/him butch lesbians have my heart but he/him femme lesbians are literally just as real and valid and if you truly want to learn to believe that pronouns truly do not equal gender, then you’re going to have to stop thinking that “he/him lesbian = butch lesbian” because then you’re just trying to say that lesbians can use he/him if they’re masc enough but im here to tell you: literally any lesbian can use he/him pronouns. you can be the femmest of femmes and still use exclusively he/him pronouns and literally none of that invalidates anything about you.

so long story short: he/him femmes, especially femmes who exclusively use he/him, are literally to die for. i fucking love you <333

[the-gayest-sky-kid]

i am going to fuck that weird man. yes i am asexual. my vision is beyond your understanding

[not-really-all-that-human]

You know actually I think the worst thing about being nonhuman is that people just don't take it seriously. If I were to tell someone about my non-human identity they just think I'm joking or would think I'm crazy and that fucking sucks that something so important to my identity has to be ignored for me to be taken seriously

[vampireonastick]

Honestly though, look at Dazai’s face here

This is the face of a man who knows he’s being the most annoying bitch on the planet. And he’s absolutely LIVING for it.

He hasn’t had a single person to annoy in over a week. Fyodor doesn’t count, he’s not nearly as reactive as Sigma, Chuuya, or Kunikida.

Dazai is having the time of his fucking life dragging Sigma around this prison like it’s a ballroom dance floor.

[flowerbloom-arts]

The Lonely Mountains (2023)

Original Dungeon Meshi drawing by sweepswoop_ on Twitter

[incorrectjaydick]

Dick: Oh! Why don't we do truth or dare? Jason: Hm, actually not a horrible idea. Could I go first? Dick: Wait.. you actually wanna play? Jason: I mean, why not? Alright, Dick, truth or dare? Dick: Uh.. I'll take truth! Jason: Perfect! How many hours of sleep did you get last night? Dick: …. What? Jason: You heard me. How many hours of sleep did you get last night? Dick: Uhm…. could I change it to dare? Jason: Sure. Dare: GO TO SLEEP! Dick: I DON'T LIKE THIS GAME! Jason: DID YOU EVEN EAT TODAY!? Dick: ……… Jason: I'M GONNA FORCE-FEED YOU 'TIL YOU FUCKING THROW UP Dick: I'M SORRY

[mcbluejacket]

Drew this small collection of Let papyrus say fuck day doodles, bassed of @insanelyadd 's list of prompts

[crystalsandbubbletea]

Never forget that we wouldn't have our rights without black trans people.

If you're a 'LGB without the T' person then you're a goddamn hypocrite. There is no sugarcoating that.

Remember Marsha P. Johnson and the many other trans people who fought for LGBTQIA+ rights.

[cryptidnamedhabit]

Alright, y'all are getting Bowuigi headcanons whether you like it or not because I'm kinda bored and don't know what else to post...

When they first start dating they keep it secret for obvious reasons

Luigi fell first but Bowser fell HARDER

It didn't take long for Kamek to figure out that there was something going on between those two

When he managed to get Bowser to admit it he acted like a smug bastard tbh

He agreed to keep it from being public knowledge until Peach and Mario knew about it

Oh boy... Peach and Mario's reactions......

Peach was worried and immediately interrogated Luigi and Bowser to ensure they were both in their right minds

After she figured that Bowser was being genuine, she was supportive but very hesitant for obvious reasons

First thing she did was establish ground rules for being in the mushroom kingdom and how being a king and Luigis boyfriend didn't give him a free pass for several things

Bowser reluctantly accepted Peach's terms and conditions

Mario, on the other hand....

To say he didn't support the relationship would be an understatement

He immediately assumed his brother was being used by Bowser for another one of his plots

Then he assumed Luigi was being mind controlled by Kamek (he's just there to enjoy the trainwreck from a safe distance)

Mario immediately stopped himself after he saw Luigis sad face

Mario promised to stop saying bad things about the relationship (in front of luigi, at least)

Mario was pretty much acting like a petty bitch about the whole thing

So much so to the point where Dk (they're boyfriends because I said so) had to step in and explain to Mario that he was being unreasonably bitchy about it

Eventually, Mario had to give in, but on two conditions

Bowser had to take a quiz about Luigi at some point and had to write an entire essay about Luigi (graded by Mario, obviously)

Bowser managed to pass (to Mario's dismay)

Anyway, after that was all settled, they could go back to boyfriend things :]

Luigi found out Bowser could purr after Bowser fell asleep and Luigi gave him chin scritches

Bowser was embarrassed after he woke up and Luigi just wanted him to purr again

Bowser purrs when him and Luigi are alone together :]

Bowser legally cannot be left alone in the Mushroom kingdom without Luigi being in close vicinity to him (yes, this was one of Peach's conditions)

Since Bowser is larger than Luigi, he needs to eat MUCH more food than a normal human being does

So if Luigi wants to make something for Bowser he needs to use like 10x the amount of normal ingredients

*cut to luigi cooking a huge ass amount of pasta in one of those big cooking pots*

Mario: Luigi, didn't you say that you finished cooking the food for the mushroom kingdom food drive?

Luigi: I did, this is just a snack for Bow-

Mario: HOW MUCH FUCKING PASTA DOES ONE TURTLE NEED!?!?!

Bowser is less easy to anger after he starts dating Luigi

Which means a lot because, well, it's BOWSER we're talking about here

The entire Koopa Kingdom warms up to Luigi pretty quickly

Since Bowser is taller he takes bigger steps while walking, which means Luigi pretty much has to speedwalk or lightly jog to keep up with Bowser

Eventually Bowser notices this and just starts carrying Luigi on his shoulder anywhere they go

Sometimes Bowser will slow down his own walking if Luigi doesn't want to be on his shoulder

[every-moment-a-different-sound]

Jenny Green

Dead Boy Detectives

[littledemon55]

Original screenshot:

Video I got the screenshot from

[the-gayest-sky-kid]

girls will be physically sick from the overwhelming anxiety and then immediately think about fucking that fictional character

[potatotrash0]

i have like 10 more of these babies lined up

[mommy-dust]

This. Isnt. Fucking. Cringe.

If you’ve ever judged someone for using a pacifier, aac device, their special interests, the way they talk, using fidgets when they’re “not trendy”, using noise canceling headphones, stimming, making “random” noises, if you’ve ever called them cringe, used autism as in insult, bullied an autistic person, made fun of someone for struggling socially or being nonverbal, even having verbal shutdowns, FUCK YOU! Ableism towards neurodivergent people (and ableism in general) is only getting worse, because these fucking middle school boys think that its funny, you can’t call someone or something sped, retarded, cringe, etc. (keep in mind that it’s completely okay to reclaim these words AS A NEURODIVERGENT/DISABLED PERSON)

And a friendly reminder that nonverbal autistic people have said that they don’t like people saying they “went nonverbal” because it invalidates their experience as a nonverbal person. There are many other things you can say instead of this, and these people need to be taken seriously.

Fellow autistics, feel free to add to this in the reblogs :) I LOVE YOU

[im-not-here-im-dead]