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does anyone here remember llamas with hats?
#no fr does anyone even know it anymore#that series was iconic tho ngl#CAAAAARL#THAT KILLS PEOPLE#pls it was hilarious#man i miss that era#old youtube#old internet#llamas with hats#old things#old stuff#old
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When I first did the Snowgrave route in deltarune, I was shocked to find out that using Noelle’s ice shock actually…froze people. Wow. Shocker. Anyway this is how I felt
#deltarune#*shocked pikachu face*#yeah I was like huh#that#that kills people#noelle#Susie#llamas with hats anyone#I’m a 2000s internet bitch
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Harry, That Kills People
by LadyLondonderry
If there’s one thing that Harry hates, it’s getting his clothes dirty.
If there’s one other thing that Harry hates, it’s murder.
Unfortunately, right here and right now, Harry’s clothes are dirty, and he’s murdered someone. So. It’s not a great day.
“Ugh,” says Harry. “Yeargh. Bleh.”
Words: 2741, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English
Fandoms: One Direction (Band)
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Categories: M/M
Characters: Harry Styles, Louis Tomlinson, Niall Horan, Liam Payne
Relationships: Harry Styles/Louis Tomlinson
Additional Tags: Crimes & Criminals, Organized Crime, Minor Character Death, Gun Violence, Guns, Shooting Guns, Blood, Blood and Violence, Crack, Cats, References to sex toys, HEY THIS IS A CUTE CRACK FIC
via AO3 works tagged 'Harry Styles/Louis Tomlinson' https://ift.tt/MZq3sIf
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Sometimes I wish we would start calling out the performative radicalism on this site for the poser bullshit it is. "Remember, it's always morally correct to kill a cop!" "Don't forget to firebomb your local government office!" "Wow, it sure would be a shame if these instructions on how to make a molotov cocktail got spread around!"
Okay. But you're not killing cops or firebombing government offices. You are posting on a dying microblogging website to a carefully-curated echo chamber that has radicalized itself into thinking that taking the absolute most extreme position on any subject is praxis but that anyone discussing the most practical way to effect actual change is your sworn enemy. You do not have the street cred OR the activist cred to be talking about killing cops, babe.
#thinking about the person i saw saying that if you're at a protest#and other protesters try to stop you from becoming violent you should just kill them bc 'peace police are still police'#even taken as hyperbole that's simply dumb as shit on every conceivable level#it's also pretty blatantly hypocritical coming from people who are usually self-avowed prison/death penalty abolitionists#like i'm sorry but you don't get to be a death penalty abolitionist and also call for the death of your political enemies online#this isn't a major issue or anything i'm just bored and annoyed
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can't believe we're all adults being forced into the club penguin level of censorship in 2024
#ramble#if you say unalive in front of me i will personally kill you with my hands#you just can't muffle and censor and hold someone's hand through some things#some things are horrible. and they should be spoken aloud and they should upset you. because they are horrible#the second we started kidzbopifying the world was the end of taking anything seriously i think#i'm not even joking i've spoken to people older than me who won't even say the world sex#this isn't the playground you're not going to get in trouble just let us say the word!!!!!!#how am i supposed to listen to you when you won't even say the thing you're supposed to be talking about#yes this is the fault of the platforms with their censorship rules but the fact that we all just go along with it like it's not dystopian#you do know it doesn't stop with cursing right. people are already having to censor queer terms because they get flagged as inappropriate
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Genre of character: submissive like a guard dog is submissive
#very capable of taking care of themselves very eager to take care of someone else#would kill a man for even slightly offending their partner#does what they're told#am i on to anything here?#these people come to mind:#crowley#bucky barnes#izzy hands#the doctor#mostly when it comes to clara oswald#ronan lynch#pearl#from steven universe#romeo#except his person is mercutio not juliet#riza hawkeye
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#postsss#fotosss#war on gaza#palestine#free palestine#israhell#stop killing these people#you fucking monsters#fuck israel#support for palestine#your government is fucking you in the ass
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Israel’s senseless slaughter leaves thousands of children orphaned. Palestine must be free! Don’t tire keep talking about what’s happening!
#free gaza#free gaza 🇵🇸#free palestine#free palestine 🇵🇸#from the river to the sea 🇵🇸#i stand with palestine 🇵🇸#palestine#rafah#all eyes on rafah#stop the genocide#use your voice#protest#people not numbers#stop killing children#stop israel#stop killing civilians#intifada
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this post actually broke my heart.
#i can't believe more than ten thousands children were killed#and yet we are still grappling on whether israel is commiting a genocide#i can't believe how inhumane some people can be#how cargo ships matter more than human life#fuck you if you still support israel#if you still excuse it if you still think of “two sides”#fuck you genuinely i wish you nothing but pain for the rest of your miserable life#palestine#free palestine#gaza#free gaza
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Funniest thing I’ve seen on tiktok are those sigma male boys getting mad that American psycho was written by a gay man and going “well I like fight club better” buddy I’ve got some world ending devastating news for you
#I don’t like fight club#but other people do#gay people on their way to write some of the most relevant popular influencial literature of the 90s#solius posting#this shit also kills me because both of those books have. OVERT homosexual themes and moments
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why should palestinians have to leave behind their land because israel wont stop killing them. why should anyone have to leave behind their life and memories and sentimental value just because an aggressor is left unchallenged. please think this sentiment through and delete it from your thoughts. instead of blaming an oppressed people for living in a hostile land, ask who is making that land hostile to live in.
#this is vaguely worded except the first part because ive seen thsi sentiment time and time again#when the trans genocide began everyoen started blaming trans peopel for living in florida isntead of the people making it unlivable#every timw a cop kills a person of color everyones told to just move somewehre w better cops (doesnt exist) >#< rather rhan examine who gave the cops such pwoer and what use the cops are anyways#i know its rasier to blame the victims of this kind of thing. the oppressors deisgn it taht way and encourage that sentiment#but oleeeeeease im begging u. navajo peopel should not just give up their reservation bc it sucks. whyd the us put them there?
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Just saw a video like "um actually rocky horror isn't good queer representation because frank sexually assaults janet" girl he kills and eats people. It's called the rocky HORROR picture show not the rocky cute gay rep tw t-slur picture show
#your first mistake was watching a camp 70s horror movie for the RePrEsEnTaTiOn#sorry that the crossdressing cannibal isnt a genderq****r soft uwu bisexual he/they#modern retelling where instead of killing him riffraff and magenta explain why SA is bad and wrong and frank posts a notes app apology#im not watching rocky horror for the rep im watching it to see transsexual fags kill people
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#i feel like tge fact im apprehensive about posting this is kinda proving my point#the way everyone talks about both weight gain and weight loss is just horrendous#like idek if i could fit all i wanna say in here especially while im at work but#i so badly wish people could be normal about weight gain and talking about it#its like if youre not in some constant state of wanting to lose weight people want to kill you#god forbid you want to put on weight to feel more comfortable in your body outside of muscles and a butt#fatphobia is a given thats a whole other few paragraphs#im grateful i have mutuals and friends who are normal but ill have or hear these convos and go#ok i feel sick. why do i feel this way why do you feel that way.#anyways i think fatphobia is one of the worst things to ever happen
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i hate you "influencers", i hate you tiktok, i hate you "content creators", i hate you "unalive" and "s€x" and "dr/ügs", i hate you instagram, i hate you consumerism, i hate you family friendly, i hate you puritans, i hate you facebook, i hate you family vloggers, i hate you violating other people's privacy, i hate you modern day social media
#sjonnie.text#i just saw someone make a 50 SECONDS reel about combining movie genres and movies and it was scream and romance and it was 50 SECONDS and#they said “i'm sorry i unalived all those people” go actually fuck yourself.#IF YOU CAN'T SAY THE WORD MURDER KILL DRUGS SEX ETC YOU ARE NOT READY TO HAVE A CONVERSATION ABOUT THOSE TOPICS#AND SHOULD NOT PRODUCE CONTENT OF IT#i hate this “family friendly” aesthetic jesus fucking christ#text post#anti instagram#anti tiktok#anti influencers#anti capitalism#20k
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Jason (Age 12): I’m not gonna die from inhaling cigarette smoke, quit worrying, B.
Jason (Age 15): *dies from smoke inhalation*
Jason (Age 19): Well, it wasn’t the cigarettes.
#i find it darkly funny that people probably told Jason smoking would kill him#and then he died from smoke inhalation#irony i guess?#incorrect batman quotes#batman#dc comics#dc#dcu#jason todd#incorrect quotes#incorrect batfamily quotes#batfamily#batfam#incorrect dc quotes#humor
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