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empresskadia · 5 months

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OMG, OKIE

But I was thinking about taking John on a date, what would happen? How would it go down? Then I know for a fact I would call him love, I don't care for the babe or bae stuff but love? Darling? Dearest? I'm dead.

But let's just say it slips out of his partner one day, the setting doesn't have to be them having dinner, it could be after a battle, after training, them laying in bed together, and then you absentmindedly call him 'love'

John.exe has officially stopped working, he hopes to all gods that his helmet is on because it shows and Blue team would give him shit, even the Mjolnir freezes and the rest of Blue get an 'error' status from him.

and even if he's not in armor, you can feel him freeze, he has such a visceral reaction that you almost ask him if he's okay, the chief might not even be breathing at this point.

Like just the thought of him being someone's love? Him? Of all the people? Him??? It's something that would have never crossed his mind as possible.

Being a supersoldier? Yes

A team leader? Absolutely

But, being his partner's love? This is a snag he wasn't prepared for.

He knows he's comfortable with you, even adores you since starting to understand the meaning. But this opens up something entirely new for him, because if you love him, then he has to make sure he doesn't dishonor that.

But oh gosh, he almost wants to hear it again, maybe he didn't hear you right the first time,

and then, like you read his mind, you call him "love" again and somehow the word "really?" escapes from him, because he can't believe it

It's not what he was made for.

How could he be his person's love?

#*FERAL NOISES*I'M SCREAMING #AHHHHHH #JOHN JUST NOT UNDERSTAND WHY #BREAKS MY HEART #BUT OMG DO I BELIEVE THIS IS TRUE #THIS MAN WANTS TO BE A WEAPON #AND NOW HIS SOMEONE TOLD HIM #HIS THEIR LOVE???#I jusyt #john please #I'm making myself sad #wtf #halo #halo series #master chief #john 117 #john 117 x reader #master chief x reader #halo x reader

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starry-bi-sky · 21 days

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my martha knight au in a nutshell:

Danny/Martha: see up here?

Danny/Martha: *taps skull*

Danny/Martha: intense psychological damage

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Danny/Martha: *upon finding out she's pregnant*

Danny/Martha: oh my god i cant be a mom, I'm fifteen and homeless--

Danny/Martha: im going to be a terrible mother--

Danny/Martha: i live in a cAR--

Danny/Martha: what if the baby inherits my powers? Oh no--

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Danny/Martha post giving birth: i've only had Bruce for a minute and a half but if anything were to happen to him i won't even need to fuse with Vlad, I'm razing this goddamn planet to the ground myself

Danny, to Baby Bruce: you are the last remaining thread of my sanity. I'm going to give you the world :)

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Danny/Martha prior to getting pregnant: Fuck it, if everything in my life has led to this moment, i'm allowed to make one stupid decision. I'm getting drunk and getting laid

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Danny/Martha while Bruce was a toddler: i swear to fucking god i am going to kill the next person who talks to me--

Bruce: hi mommy!! i brought you something!!!

Danny/Martha, immediately flipping on a dime: hi baby!! what do you have?

Bruce, a weird child like his mother: a spider :)

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Danny/Martha, talking to Falcone after he made an unsavory comment at her and Bruce: If you ever come near me or my son again, I will dig up your shithead father's corpse and make you eat his skin.

Danny/Martha: do you understand me

Falcone:... crystal, ma'am

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Danny/Martha new in Gotham: *getting mugged*

Danny/Martha: *grabs man's arm*

Danny/Martha: I AM GOING TO BREAK YOU IN HALF LIKE A TWIG, FUCK BOY, DO YOU HEAR THE WORDS COMING OUT OF MY MOUTH--

(she then proceeds to terrorize Gotham's night life for the next extended period of time, mostly unintentionally)

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Danny/Martha: Danny Fenton?? No. you must be mistaken, my name is Martha Knight.

Danny/Martha: this here is my littlest knight, Bruce.

Danny/Martha: I made him all by myself :]

#if martha could become the joker in one timeline if bruce died then she had to have SOMETHIGN going on up there mentally. im all for it #im a 'martha wayne may have been secretly batshit' truther. subscribing to bruciemilf's portrayal of the wayne parents #danny fenton is not the ghost king #dpxdc #fem danny fenton #female danny fenton #martha knight au #dp x dc crossover #dpxdc crossover #dpxdc au #dp x dc au #dp x dc #giving danny fenton psychological issues since 2022 folks #points at marthadanny: she's a hot mess with unprocessed trauma and psychological prblems. she's hanging on by a thread #LISTEN TO AFTER ALL BY CHRISTINE EBERSOLE THAT SUMS UP MARTHADANNY ENTIRELY #bruce your mom is even crazier than you. how is that possible. her trauma has trauma.#marthadanny: i dont wanna talk about my feelings OR my trauma i want to raise my son. go away #martha: who knew that being a child hero without any support would result in deeply rooted psychological issues and paranoia in spades #marthadanny: im fine (<- experienced liar. is not fine. please god someone restrain her before she claws someone's eyes out)#she has eyebags the size of the savanna and wields red lipstick like a weapon. she's going to rob a rich man blind. she has a baby to feed #what would a mother not do for her child? what heights would a mother not climb.#and you're shaken to your soul with an ache that you cant erase. like the tears you never cried but still keep scrubbing off your face.#there's a pain you cant imagine. the little talk that keeps you wide awake that somehow turns to bold determination that you wont ever make #the same mistake. so you've got to feed your little future and ensure her talent poise and charm might just grow up and save you after all #fun fact bruce and danny's birthdays are exactly one week apart. danny is Feb.12 and Bruce is Feb.19. take that as you will :)

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vi-138 · 8 months

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#sth #shadow the hedgehog #wahh been working on this for ages can finally get rid of it yippee #luzki's art #the needles are pretty stylized so i don't think i need a cw #but let me know if i should #i imagine shadow would be apprehensive about going to the doctor #after gerald happened #also because he's convinced hes invincible and hates vulnerability lmao #man don't you love medical malpractice #its so silly to me that ppl on the arc went and made a fully sentient hedgehog #like. if you wanted a living weapon or develop pathogen resistance there are surely easier ways to go about it #i'm just rambling now #i love silly edgy hedgehog and his truckload of trauma

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fakakta-art · 2 years

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Happy Hanukkah! My gift to you- some quick lil doodles of the batfam celebrating!

#dc #batfam #batfamily #batman #dick grayson #jason todd #tim drake #cassandra cain #damian wayne #stephanie brown #barbra gordon #bruce wayne #man thats a lot of characters to tag #im experimenting with jason's curly hair and red hair and stuff. i'll upload some doodles later. im unsure how i like to draw him best tbh #he just always looks nice #i dont HC all of them as jewish but bruce wayne is fucken jewish and hanukkah happens in the manor i said so. they at least participate #dick always wants to play dreidel. he wants to family bond. the family will never bond. dreidel is warfare #no weapons allowed and alfred has to supervise and they def have a hundred extra rules #alfred makes the best sufganiyot but i think jason should help him w them and also the latkes #they all have very strong opinions on what to put with latkes and HC specific ones for each of them #okay i have too many hcs to tag actually i'll shut the hell up now enjoy #my art

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fatedroses · 1 month

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And some days, I just wish you wouldn't look at me at all.

#ffxiv #sketch #wol #meteor survivor #zenos yae galvus #adventurer zenos #oh no #its the consequences of his actions #everything is fine until the only man on the star you care about looks at you with the same contempt your father did #(Meteor's not doing it intentionally- its a reflex after he comes back for quite a bit)#and zenos is getting bodied because its been a while since... you know... him being able to really feel anything at all #and no- its not him regretting anything that had to do with varis- just him regretting the thought meteor could look at him like that #little does Meteor know he's emotionally bodying the man he's trying to be cordial with #its a little okay because in how I write adventurer zenos this serves as one of his main wake-up calls to make some changes #and realizing both the mistakes he's made with meteor and that meteor hating him in any way is actually -not at all- what he wants #but not okay on the end that every time meteor does this he has to watch zenos actively dissociate right in front of him #until zenos just kinda autopilots and walks away #the second time (or perhaps third) in the last 11 years that zenos has felt regret to any major capacity-#on meteor's end I just enjoy seeing the progression of the WoL through subtext #and why meteor is willing to even entertain the idea despite how much he hates zenos- his decisions and the path he's walked #is the realization that there is high chance that he could actually be a direct catalyst for zenos' growth #and the realization the wol has that they were the only one zenos has ever genuinely reached out to #besides- i just like the idea of having your equal other half fighting back to back with you- or being able to handle threats you cant #and i find their dynamic neat- of meteor not forgiving zenos but giving him his last chance- and growing to enjoy being around him #and zenos being able to work on moving past being the weapon or the monster- finding the connections he's longed for #and giving himself purpose to finally truly just live- for him to learn to experience and have the freedom to find what he enjoys #(and curiously him having estinien's brand of accidently helping people even in StB gives me ideas...)#but enough tag ranting- ill get to zenos' actual adventuring in another post lol

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arktic-blocks · 5 months

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The blorbos <3333 I've had some weird art block for a while now, and I started these two a while ago and was really happy with them but just ran out of motivation. So, I figured I'd let them see the light of day as WIPs so that people can still appreciate them bc I still do really love how they are turning out <3 I still very much want to finish them but I am, as many artists are, at the whim of a fickle sense of motivation </3

#Steve is both soft and round and can also punch a hole through soild wood #and that's all I want in a man #also yes alex and steve are together #Both of them are the 'me and the bad bitch I pulled by being autistic' meme #also! Alex is a Half-Elf #bc yeah #I will eventually make a full ref that also explains their weapons ;))))#//#minecraft #minecraft steve #minecraft alex

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vindogy · 5 months

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For the love of fucking god do not fall for his shit again you people are brain dead

This is not a "cry for help" it was a deliberate manipulation tactic to get people to gang up on the ones who called him out on his shit. Do not give this man a shred of sympathy. Do not think for a second he was ever at risk. He's a manipulator. He's done this exact thing before multiple times. Do not let it work again.

#for the love of God stop falling for the repeated lies of james somerton #it's unbearably annoying #if I have to read “I'm happy he's alive but-” one more time #do not waste your compassion on a man who wants to weaponize it #james somerton

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thekittyokat · 5 months

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you ever just have a lot, a LOT of feelings all at once about a character and not even remotely enough words or brainpower to FORM the words to describe everything you're feeling. so it feels like you may explode. yeah

#sorry i got really into my feelings about mark hoffman again #the very specific version of him in my brain that i really really wish i had the time and energy to properly share with you guys #saw #well until i muster the energy to explode all of my feelings out into a fic. if you want to TRY and understand #know that my three biggest hoffman fic insps right now are as follows #your best kept secret hoffman. a series of mistakes hoffman. and rushed like a dreadful wind hoffman.#there is a very clear throughline just know i am extremely emotionally compromised rn #thinking about theee fics vs the canon path hoffman spirals down #something something the absolute tragedy of watching a man's descent into madness #the transformation of a man into a monster #and what could have saved him from himself and kramer's corruption #sorry i'm rambling so much oh my god i was just having such a crying fit out of nowhere about this #do you think he could feel it happening. do you think he was aware he was losing his mind.#the script version of him fucks with me so bad. the crazed rankings and the longer hair and him not being well kept anymore #it's impossible to think he didn't know he was deteriorating #fuuuck okay i need to either chill or write a whole longfic rn #i project on that guy so much i truly don't know if i could properly write my vision of him #until i do something more substantial the full extent of my hoffman exists for me and my boyfriend only. they get me like no one else #well ginny and jenna also get me. please read best kept secret and a series of mistakes Oh My God #where am i going with this. i like tag rambling actually this is a nice way to do it without forcing EVERYONE to read my delirium #anyways if you've read all of this i think i love you? feel free to dm me about hoffman and my very specific headcanons and aus #maybe soon i'll try and start writing my fics about this tragic man #i could never say any of this on twitter btw they'd string me up for my opinions on him as a sad wet beast who could have been fixed #if only he hadn't been weaponized first #god i'm too tired to even be as embarrassed about this as i should be. thought i unlearned cringe already #but i've been spending way too much time on twitter and they HAAATE hoffman there #rip. i know it's not that serious but i'm sensitive rn and hate feeling lonely in my thoughts #ok bye for real otherwise i'll never shut up. i might tag ramble more often bc this was therapeutic in a way i needed badly #cat chat

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imminent-danger-came · 1 year

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An assortment of rayllum doodles!

#Bonus weapons from dead man ft. ezran #don't look at the perspective in the second one with rayla on god I fried my brain #I just wanted to draw her like an anime badass but oops my lack of skill in that area really beat me to death #But that is okay!#tdp #the dragon prince #tdp art #tdp fanart #the dragon prince art #the dragon prince fanart #art #my art #rayllum #tdp callum #tdp rayla

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crustyfloor · 1 month

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"My loveable creature" and "Till, the ultimate weapon"

#sentences that make me want to die go #alien stage #alnst #one where its sad and the other where it is totally consciously degrading #urak #urak i will kill you man #shine who would love mizi if she had the capacity to and urak who doesnt see till as a human but rather a weapon and a trophy to parade ar #*gets shot*#(the gun was mine)#still i would FOREVER prefer Mizi's over Till's because. my god.#(sobs

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stuckinapril · 9 months

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me stoically navigating my way through drama bc bigger things are ahead and it’s not my fault people are dumb

#kissed a guy at a kickback and thought we caught a vibe only to find out he just wants to fuck me. next #friend’s bf of 7 years drunkenly hit on me at the same kickback (I was not ok w this). they ended up beefing over me. he denied everything.#do I want to be involved in this? no. and so I simply ignore it and keep it pushing #and the guy I kissed is cancelled. like he is dead to me. so that’s also taken care of #it’s back to studying full-time for the mcat #going to the gym/taking walks daily #volunteering at the refugee center + clinic #getting published in orgo research papers #and trying to snag the opportunity to shadow doctors at a massive cancer research center. like I’d kill for it #december was such a mess but I’ve finally made peace w the fact that most of the stuff that happened I couldn’t prevent #but I’ve mourned it enough !! whatever drama comes out of it I’ll handle just fine #i literally want to be a multitasking academic weapon everyone is intimidated of this year #i am not letting something as puny as a dumb man (both of them btw) stop me. goodbye #also everyone involved is older than me (they’re both 23) but it all just feels like such high school behavior #this is not a euphoria episode like I’m literally just not entertaining any of this #had to get this off my chest. i feel better #p

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my-fancy-hat · 18 days

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I said asa needed a mother rather than a bf to supply her emotional needs. Well... she always had a mother figure since the start

Arms extended, letting her child go and live/calling for their children to come and die

#another horsemen with motherhood allegories thank you #child as extention of their mother's bodies and identities? owner of their children #maybe turning guilt in weapons has always been abt mothers tooling their children for their pride #like frustrated mothers pushing their daughters to become celebrities hmm #anyways makima >>>>>#reading #chainsaw man #csm spoilers #i wonder if this theme is also applicable to kiga. what kind of mother she could represent?#the mother who provides every want and need of their child so they never “grow”?#yoru (maybe kiga) being mothers. makima the devil that wanted more than anyone to have a family lived and died all alone...

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themintman · 29 days

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I HAVE SURVIVED COMIC CON! (just about-)

I am! A little scared of how many people took photos with me! I underestimated how much people like villagers lmao BUT EVERYONE WAS SUPER CHILL AND NICE I LOVE YALL 🩷

some of my incredible achievements this convention:

Was "hrm"ed at by an entire queue of people. I gave them all a good giggle im quite proud of myself for that 😋

Accidentally clocked some poor guy in the head with my hat while trying to take a selfie (sorry bro 😞)

Played my first DND game and rolled the WORST charisma possible in my first throw (1. How the fuck did I fumble that badly 😦)

GOT RECOGNISED AS NURM?????? HOLY SHIT IM STILL GOING FERAL (cosmiczomb on tiktok, the selfie above is her's ⬆️🩷🩷)

Not my achievement but SOMEONE ASKED MY DAD (who went in his regular clothes) IF HE WAS STEVE. LIKE SINCERELY ASKED HIM. THIS IS HIS SECOND ACCIDENTAL COSPLAY IM SOBBING

I have! Less photos to post then I first thought! (Like I said people like villagers I got loads of photos just not. On my phone. 😭) But I do hope y'all enjoy this wee morsel of Nurm content.

Thank you father for taking these photos (but I will practice selfies good heavens it looks so much better)

#Hey pssst. If your one of the people who took a photo with me. May I. Have it? 👀 Pretty please?#minecraft story mode #mcsm #mcsm nurm #nurm mcsm #mcsm cosplay #minecraft villager #minecraft cosplay #minecraft villagers #Dublin comic con #Comic con #I have! No knowledge on hazbin hotel (I think that's what the TV fella is from) but they looked Hella cool #Similarly I haven't watched aqua man in years! I just... I like big hairy guys with tridents (or other obnoxiously big weapons) 😞#It's peak character design #Cosplay #Furry #The furry photo has me giggling I love it. Me n the gang #The council will decide your fate. They've decided. It's death.#Noelle's face (and the dude in the back) are blurred as I .. assume they are minors? I mean I assume everyone is 16.. I know aquaman isnt #But if that's you and you want me to unblur just say so!#Let it be known that the villager stance was a complete accident I just stand like that.#I stand like a villager and I go hrm when people interact with me they must think I'm just really dedicated to the cosplay #oh! Oh! If your in one of these and want me to remove it lmk that too!!! Or just blur either are fine!! 🩷🩷🩷

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valiant-portabella-pirkko · 5 months

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okay they seriously outdid themselves with the new SAB weapon set this year. just LOOK at these things!! my hands are going to die a noble death collecting them... but it will be worth it.

#gw2 #guild wars 2 #gw2 SAB #my posts #no seriously LOOK at them!!#i need them all.#honestly i wish i'd had these before i invested in the hardlight ones because these fit Holoscientist Ankka even better #i definitely need at least a few because DAMN. just. man #i felt the same way about the grim machine ones but mannnn #the animations on them are great too tho you obviously can't see that in these since they're just still shots #they're called Golem Buster weapons btw if you want to check them out in the wardrobe! i looked at 'em through the achieves box #(for anyone wondering how these would fit Ankka; in Flourish AU she's an Inquest mesmer who merges holotech with her magic)#(i need to share screens of her design... someday...)#...... i literally just noticed that i specifically picked all the mesmer special weapons HDFHDFGDHDH i DIDN'T EVEN MEAN TO #but honestly it feels very magitech mesmer so i'll accept that

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brainrotcharacters · 6 days

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the next thing they'll be involved with, Logan will be drinking and gets told by a non-Wade "I'm here to save you from Deadpool" or some funny shit like that. Toss in a mention about incursions or Wade's 'higher purpose' having no place for Logan. Watch Logan laugh.

#becoming ever so fond of the idea #of Logan The Worst Wolverine being so valuable to any universe that he just can't be left in domestic peace #He could be great. he's BEEN great #an incredible man who only wants to stay at home #that's protagonist behavior #Logan would have been so settled and at peace w himself by this point #he'll negotiate first. He'll try to boil things down harmlessly #any hostiity to him can get to his and Wade's family after all #no the mother bear instinct. claws and all. they come out when Logan is forcibly taken from that universe.#idk i get giddy imagining it #deadpool and wolverine #deadpool #wolverine #logan howlett #deadpool 3 #wade wilson #poolverine #deadclaws #deadpool 2024 #logan would be drinking just for the sake of drinking btw #no particular tragedy except for maybe relapsing into depression and needing to self-regulate #but he's good #“his 'higher purpose' is protecting his friends. when he finds you sneaking around in his universe he'll tell you the same thing. trust me.#cut to “my higher purpose is being held lovingly by Thor. and protecting my friends. why are you here?”#give Logan some line like “the saving goes both ways. we're done with all that shit. walk away now”#lmao it might probably be wade who's guns first talk later then #the only time his mouth will run quicker than he can draw his weapons is if he can find opportunities to annoy somebody

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fatedroses · 5 days

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Two former military elites taking merc jobs perform absolutely hellish battle tactics together.

#ffxiv #digital art #zenos yae galvus #estinien wyrmblood #adventurer zenos #I will always adore this duo conceptually #because like- socially theyre that aragorn-geralt brooding in a corner of a tavern meme #but in combat they are absolutely terrifying #the azure dragoon and the super soldier legatus are here to fuck up a poachers day #aka zenos is about to crossmap someone's airship cause he knows estinien cant make himself jump that far #why have him try to jump when he can just Olympic-level javelin toss this man #also guys #my dudes #all this time I've been working on adven!zenos being a tank #I... have realized I just write him like a warrior who isnt carrying a weapon- sturdy unkillableness and countering and all #I am only a little bit of a dumbass but orogeny just seems to live in my head rent free #it also gave me the terrifying concept of- after spending time with the scions and after the ultimatum-#of him trying to learn more about dynamis- and zenos being zenos starts learning eventually how to harness it #local calm apathetic man can berserk on command because he's a lot angrier/more expressive inwardly than most people expect #depending on how I look into it- it might be how he fuels most of his shinryu transformations but I'll have to work on it more #but ANYWAYS #I love the thought of these two hunting and working together #and estinien being tossed being turned into a tactic #especially with proper form #this is something ive wanted to draw for a very long time and im very happy I actually have the skill to do so now

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