#Two Names
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nando161mando · 8 months ago
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One Party, Two Names
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eatsleepcrap · 2 years ago
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cepheusgalaxy · 2 years ago
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fishyfishyfishtimes · 3 months ago
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It's always so weird to come down from the biology heavens to see what the average person believes about animals, plants, ecosystems, just the world around them. I don't even mean things that one simply doesn't know because they've never been told or things that are confusing, I'm talking about people who genuinely do not see insects as animals. What are you saying. Every time I see a crawling or fluttering little guy I know that little guy has motivations and drive to fulfill those motivations. There are gears turning in their head! They are perceiving this world and they are drawing conclusions, they are conscious. And yet it's still a whole thing if various bugs of the world feel pain or if they are simply Instinct Machines that are Not Truly Aware of Anything At All????? Help!!!!!! How can you look at a little guy and think he is just the macroscopic animal version of a virus
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mintybagels · 10 months ago
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damn these canadians
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iwasbored777 · 5 months ago
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I HATE HOW HARD I LAUGHED
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owlpero · 1 month ago
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I never wanted to go to a school dance until you showed up.
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kokodrawings · 1 month ago
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Role reversal AU: Sakura as Orochimaru's student 🐍
(and Sasuke as Tsunade's successor)
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prlssprfctn · 3 months ago
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Bruce, walking around the Manor: Hm... I hear suspiciously familiar voices
Bruce, pressing his ear to the door:
Jason, voice muffled: Yeah, well, let's say I kill sometimes in Gotham. But that's gotta be done, you know? This city is not going to help itself.
Ghostmaker: Listen, kid, I understand. Better than anyone. Do your thing.
Jason: Thank you, thank you! It just still hurts a little bit! I mean, come on, guys, we are family. There is no way you can't see the truth, and even if you do, you still threaten me to send me in Arkham or anywhere worse.
Ghostmaker, rolling his eyes: Oh, ignore them. Had I told you, once Bruce and I fought over exactly the same thing. He pissed me off, so I was knocking him down... He wakes up, I am over him, patching him up. And he goes, like, Khoa? Where are we? And I am shrugging, like... We are in Arkham because, Bruce, honey. I love you, but that's the likely place for you to end up in. Have fun.
Jason, in awe: Really? He never told us that.
Ghostmaker: Well, that's little bat for you...
Bruce, paling gradually: No. No. No.
(Minutes later, in Batcave)
Bruce: Okay, who decided to introduce Jason and Khoa to each other? I am not mad. I just need to know this.
Dick, nervous: Uh, it was me. Let's say, it was me, and I am—
Bruce: It wasn't you. Don't even try.
Bruce, stares at Tim: Timothy?
Tim, rolling his eyes: Nah. If it was me, I would be proud. I would tell everyone I did this.
Tim: But, hey, Damian was the last one who spoke with them.
Damian: Naturally. Excluding father and Cain, they are the only two people who knew my family.
Tim: I am saying...
Damian: Keep your mouth shut—
Bickering sound: intensifies
Alfred, staring in invisible camera, in the other room: I did that. I did that, and I am having my fun.
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finifugue · 3 months ago
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'the F1 movie needed to have Brad Pitt fuck his female engineer because there needed to be sexual tension!' BORING. If they wanted sexual tension they should've made it historically accurate and true to real life and had Brad Pitt fuck his teammate
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wally-lake · 11 months ago
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*Markiplier voice* WAS THAT THE BITE OF 87!?!?!?
Dunno wanted to draw how Michael + his friends/the bullies reacted after the chomp.
what a day that must've been for those kids
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tired-all-the-time22 · 3 months ago
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You’ve heard of Everlasting Trio, now get ready for… whatever this is!
(Un-subtitled under the cut)
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thatonedudeinthecorner · 1 year ago
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His ass does not pay attention enough to know all of their genders. Toph wears baggy clothes, he squinted at her and went “yeah that’s a boy. Or boy adjacent. Probably.” and moved on. Ally???
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technically-human · 4 months ago
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This happened, it just wasn't relevant to the plot
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froopa-coopa · 27 days ago
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i mean that could have gone worse
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