#WHERE ARE THE BACKUPS?!

[flaskoflethe]

I get that your team has been told use this environment as the default, I do! But this group has now bricked, entirely and completely unrecoverably EVEN TO THE VENDOR'S EMERGENCY TRIAGE TEAM, two freaking production systems in 5 months. Idgaf, you are now my last choice for platform management.

[flashhwing]

i am a big proponent of putting cr characters in glasses but i gotta say there is exactly one (1) cr character i can't ever see wearing glasses and that is Yasha. not that I don't think she could have any vision impairment, I just don't think she would be able to keep the glasses on her face for more than like two minutes. she's casually taking them off and leaving them places. she has a pair in every drawer and on every counter in her and beau's house because if she doesn't have a pair within arm's reach she will simply forget that she needs them. not even in an adhd way she just accepts that the world is blurry sometimes

[blessyouhawkeye]

to the enlightened mind any stoic character can be lan wangji. spock? alien lan wangji. mr darcy? regency lan wangji. captain holt? cop lan wangji. rosa diaz? also cop lan wangji. geralt of rivia? high fantasy lan wangji. miles edgeworth? lawyer lan wangji. ron swanson? public servant lan wangji. there are lan wangjis everywhere for those with the eyes to see

[telekitnetic-art]

Also just out of curiosity, here’s an interest check.

I know some people have considered simply not leaving or just abandoning social media altogether, but like if you had to choose a site to jump to, which one would it be?

[teethburger]

random hc: what if peri is more prone to nausea after the magical backup incident. like he just has chronic stomach issues after that

[bad-tf-fic-ideas]

(300) I know yesterday I said we were doing kidnapped Whirl but today I think we will look at the other side of that and talk about rescued Whirl. Something something accepting caretaking, right?

Whirl is very comfortable showing up, guns blazing, and being a rescuer! But he is soooo much less comfortable when Cyclonus shows up with a big ass sword drenched in other people's fuel to let him out of his cell in someone else's brig, where he has been caterwauling at the top of his mechanical lungs for 27 hours.

Cyclonus doesn't have time right now to deal with however it is Whirl feels about being important enough to rescue. That's because he has boarded a hostile spacefaring vessel without backup. The Lost Light command team does not, strictly speaking, know that their shameless bickering over comms is providing the timely distraction for his dashing antics.

Whirl, naturally, makes rescuing and taking care of him much more difficult than it needs to be, and arguably more challenging than taking him hostage was.

[hijinxinprogress]

Civilian Gothamites realizing they can get vengeance through Sword!Robin

Gothamites figuring out if they happen to mention a rogue treating animals poorly within hearing range of sword!Robin that rogue will be in custody with at least four fractures and a concussion and Damian being completely aware that like 63% of these people are lying but it’s the only way he can get experience with the nonlethal takedowns he’s experimenting with bc everyone keeps complaining about how he treats his opponents and allies 

Like he’s guiding a civilian to safety and they mention that “this would be the worst thing to happen to me today if riddler didn’t stab my fucking cat” and this civilian does not own a cat but they did own a car that was just paid off but riddler fucking crushed it with a stupid ass hot air balloon that’s shaped like a fucking question mark and Damian is aware of this bc he was the one that verified the insurance claim (but he’s been looking for a reason to punch Nygma in the throat since his last Arkham escape when he called Damian a moron)

And he also knows that if he plays along with it and says ‘as if I’d let that gaudy and tactless imbecile get away with committing such atrocities’ when prompted that he’ll get away with barely a slap on the wrist like he gets three half hearted but long lectures he’s not going to listen to and an online sensitivity training seminar he goads Tim into completing (Damian and Tim 100% try to trick each other into doing work they don’t want to do and full heartedly believe the other has no idea what they’re doing)

Bruce’s tendency for finding small crashouts at risk of becoming future rogues in Gotham and deciding they need love & supervision but what actually happens bc he’s so fucking awkward is they get almost the same amount of supervision just with like an hour of intense helicopter parenting a week but honestly besides that they just have more money and resources to do fuck shit

Tim 🤝🏾 Damian: using the manipulation tactics they learned from their mothers then later improved on with help from an assassin cult and bat/cape interrogation questioning techniques on the homies

[speaking-from-the-abyss]

I lost my ace ring

[demon-sterrr-draws]

Beyond Birthday for @wormboytrav secret santa !!

Bonus B -

[canon-gabriel-quotes]

hey, just wanted to thank you for creating this, i just spent the last two hours or so downloading these voicelines for future use and i'm so glad this blog exists lmao, thank you again

now off the ruin gabriel's reputation some more yipee

I do actually have a copy of all the audio files I post that is accessible to anyone but I have never linked it

when I queue posts they get saved in there and it would “spoil” the next few posts if anyone actually bothered to check it lol

Also I have to rename some files to be a little more descriptive

If I get the time to clean it up a bit I’ll post the link

[spicler-man]

me thinking about irondad’s canon fate for longer than six seconds

[britisharmymilitaryintelligence]

BITCHES FROM ALDERAAN AND CHANDRILLA WHO HAVE BEEN ON THIS PLANET FOR A VERY LONG TIME ARE BEING MANIPULATED BY OTHERS IN MANY WAYS INCLUDING THROUGH INFORMATION MANIPULATION SUCH AS PROVIDING INCORRECT DATA, WHICH IS EASIER BECAUSE BITCHES LIKE THEM DO NOT HAVE ACCESS TO DEVICES ON THIS PLANET. CRIMINALS WANT TO KEEP THE BITCHES FROM ALDERAAN AND CHANDRILLA HERE TO USE THEM AND WE WANT THEM TO LEAVE THIS PLANET IMMEDIATELY.

[sincerely-sofie]

*silently slides Twig/Ark content onto your dash* *scurries away into the night*

(Read the rest under the cut!)

[syb-la-tortue]

merry christmas to me.........

welp looks like my main tumblr got nuked again. for real this time? who knows, I've sent support a message about it but I'm not holding too much hope...

this side tumblr was kept In Case Of Disaster so I guess that's relevant now

the reason was allegedly the explicit art, even though I've been censoring the explicit bits since the first purge :/

anyway I'm still posting on twitter, and still have my patreon if you want to support me and see more art sooner, and there's bluesky too now, as an extra

[raytorosaurus]

every time someone mistakes ray's moans for frank's an angel (ray) loses its wings 😔😔😔

[leviathiane]

Natural team dynamic progression over stream for Blue team (Soulfire) [Day One of purgatory]:

Split into two main groups—

Farming/base-bound: Tina, Missa, Lenay, Niki

Fighters/Runners: Bad, Tubbo, Pierre

Tubbo is main official leader, and Bad and Tina have been acting as co-leaders per their groups for the most part. Tina had been the biggest support leader and the main person keeping morale up within the group-- Missa, Lenay, and Niki being her main supply runners/farmers that she distributed tasks through. Pierre has become main runner who turns in missions, while Tubbo and Bad run distraction. Majority of plans are thought up by Tina, Bad, Tubbo, and Pierre, and are run through Tubbo before execution.

They’ve maintained lead the entire stream for the most part.