#a potato

[plaid-n-converse]

Echo woke up and chose violence

[toadlett]

another #repostober, of my freind's hamster, Tigiri.

[mamaspidershit]

I LOVE THIS!!!!!

EVERYONE STOP WHAT YOU'RE DOING AND LOOK AT THIS ART BY @aisterike

[dailyflick]

Day 21: pOtAtO sHaPed

[spiderwebkinz]

Ok but like ik this would never actually happen in the books, but I like to think that if Sophie goes back to the forbidden city’s she would try to come up with an excuse to get a potato, so she can recreate a potato flew around my room with her levitation abilities 👁️👄👁️

[bornesorrow]

i forget on a regular basis that i have porg mun icons and i think that it is a bloody shame.

[ayo-edebiri]

Me at 2am regretting all my life choices

[the-great-donatello]

Just wanted to say hi. :)

-A Potato

Okay.

[holygeist]

completely obsessed with this. partially inspired my slavic breakfasts. i’m planning a vampire dinner where everything i cook is going to be red.

[might-be-a-potato]

[alfheimr]

mithrun 🌞

[midnightmoonbeams]

Ha! I splatted a potato!

From October 17th, 2022

[meandtheyeehaws]

if val doesnt swoop in with his bigass mothman wings to save his fellow Vees from peril in season 2, then did hazbin even hotel

[celestialbabysworld]

.

[absentlyabbie]

taking my life into my hands to resurrect this godawful hellpoll and let it run for a week this time

[geeknik]

Quackles

In the far reaches of the galaxy, on a planet known as Zog, lived an alien named Zib. Zib was a renowned scientist, known for his groundbreaking work in interdimensional potato farming. One day, while conducting an experiment on a particularly stubborn spud, Zib accidentally opened a portal to Earth.

"Great Zog! I've discovered a new planet!" Zib exclaimed, peering through the portal at the blue and green sphere. "I must inform the Council of Zog immediately!"

As he turned to leave, a rubber duck floated out of the portal and landed on his lab table.

"Curious," Zib said, picking up the duck. "This must be a native creature of this new planet. I shall name it… Quackles."

Meanwhile, on Earth, a man named Bob was in the middle of his bath when his rubber duck disappeared. "Not again," he sighed, reaching for his spare duck.

Back on Zog, Zib presented his findings to the Council. "Behold, the first extraterrestrial life form from the newly discovered planet!" he announced, holding up Quackles.

The Council gasped. "It's… beautiful," one member whispered.

Just then, Quackles let out a squeak. The Council erupted in applause. "Truly, this is a momentous day for Zog," the Council leader declared.

Meanwhile, back on Earth, Bob was eating a sandwich. Suddenly, a potato appeared on his plate. "Hmm," he said, taking a bite. "Needs butter."