#and an english teacher

[formulapisces]

you're too sweet to be a terror, surely????? unless there is lore mslfsl 😭🦇

i have some serious beef with my chemistry and history teacher 😳 chemistry teacher was honestly just annoying there’s no real reason why i don’t like her apart from her being stuck up and bitchy… i used to stay home from school on thursday and fridays because i had double chemistry on both days, it was hell to say the least.

MY OLD HISTORY TEACHER KEPT US IN THE CLASSROOM WHEN THE FIRE ALARM WAS GOING OFF AND IT WASNT A DRILL 😭 people came up looking for us and everything but he was just like “nah learning about the battle of hastings is more important right now.” all while the fire alarm is still screaming at us. now is not the time for William the conquerer darling. the fire was in food tech and the humanities dept is on the other side of the school + we were next to a fire exit so he thought it was fine or something until the fire reached us? even though the tech + humanities blocks are linked by a bridge.

also he was a bit nonce-y…

so i think i deserve to be a bit of a terror 😅 i’m plotting my master plan.

[thesefallenembers]

the problem with reading and writing leading to a strong vocabulary is that you tend to know the vibe of words instead of their meanings.

if I used this word in a sentence, would it make sense? absolutely. if you asked me what it meant, could I tell you? absolutely not.

[stingrayextraordinaire]

Another year, another group of my delightful ninth graders trying to spell the word "tragedy" for their Romeo and Juliet assignment.

Last year's collection

[not-so-rosyyy]

no idea if it's my hormones, what I've seen in the news lately, the weight of living the past few years, or just because it's Judi Dench...but this impromptu performance really made me cry for a good ten minutes, no kidding.

[inkbybambi]

chemistry teacher soap catches gym teacher simon fucking you in the bathroom during a school dance, tattooed hand over your mouth to muffle the pretty noises you make. he doesn’t think either of you notice, until those dark eyes turn on him, a slight tilt to his head in invitation.

soap decides he has a better way of keeping you quiet, stuffing his cock down your throat, enjoying the way you choke on it and the way simon tugs him forward to lick into his mouth, a hum of approval low in his throat.

[bone-yarddz]

Audio books but it’s Michael Sheen reading books as Aziraphale and sometimes you hear David Tennant shouting something obnoxious as Crowley.

[bob-belcher]

[zillychu]

✨MERRY INVISOBANG✨

this was my first @invisobang and I had so much fun!! I got to be paired up with the SUPER awesome and talented @they-bite and @nanaarchy!

Cody's companion piece can be found here, and Ana's fic is here!

[fever-dreamer97]

Watch us all make these in-depth theories of why Alastor has his mouth drawn like this and Viz just comes out and just goes like-

[hayaomiyazaki]

This is Mr. Marquez. He's here to teach you all about non-binary. He is our very special, gay guest.

ENGLISH TEACHER — 1.01 dir. Jonathan Krisel, written by Brian Jordan Alvarez

[ayo-edebiri]

English Teacher (2024 - ) I 1.02 Powderpuff

[dailyflicks]

English Teacher (2024 - ) I 1.02 Powderpuff

[tylerposey]

Brian Jordan Alvarez & Jordan Firstman "Pilot" — English Teacher (1.01)

[jellybeanium124]

Hey. Gentiles. Listen up for a sec.

When September and October are nearing and you’re planning an event: google “Rosh Hashanah *year*” and *Yom Kippur *year*” and then, and I cannot stress this enough, don’t plan your event on those days. In fact, don’t plan any events starting sundown the night before. Those are the three most important days of the Jewish calendar, and, once again, I cannot stress enough how much this little bit of forethought and kindness will make every Jew you know cry tears of joy.

[dreamingawayyour1ife]