#and funny so i won't edit it

[yourbbygirlxo]

No no LISTEN TO ME.

Perez retires from Mexico GP (Redbull/F1) and Danny ric is P5 in a shitbox. The shitbox belongs to redbull. GUYS DADDY RIC IS THE REAL REDBULL #2 DRIVER

I've connected all the dots.

yuki can go back to having liam as a partner because they just belong together.

I HAVE CONNECTED THE DOTS

[secretlythatsme]

i feel like Most dpxdc crossover fics have dp and dc in the same universe which like, is still fun don't get me wrong, but there's so many missed opportunities with them being in fully separate universes!

i'm specifically thinking of an au where the dcu is fictional in danny's universe like in ours. so instead of him being dropped in a random city, he's fully isekaid into the dcu and has to deal with the implications of that. danny not being a dc fan could def be interesting, but i personally really like the idea of him being a fan! i think he'd be really into characters like martian manhunter or the superfam since they're more directly related to space, but i think he'd have appreciation for the common dpxdc characters like the batfam too.

but anyway i'm just thinking of dc fan danny who somehow gets dropped into the dcu and is immediately clocked as Different and Knowing by literally every hero/vigilante there. damian screams bloody murder at him and danny just gives him this look like "i know what you've been through and you're just a kid so i won't hold it against you even though that was pretty mean" and damian is sooo pissed cause what the fuck does this guy know?? danny looks at jason like he's seeing robin and not red hood,,, he sees batman one day and gives him the most begrudging respectful and also highly judgemental glare. danny seeing clark on the street and immediately noping and turning around like no not dealing with superman today no thanks. danny randomly happens to be walking next to wally and tries to get him into a walking race. danny who keeps looking up at the sky whenever the watchtower is above him.

i just love the idea of danny walking around knowing way too much, not even necessarily being Powerful at this point, he just knows! too! much! and every hero who meets him feels completely exposed like how does this random kid give everyone the heebie jeebies.. what does he know.. how much does he know... why does he know... etcetc.

idk i love casually creepy danny

[royalarchivist]

I say this in the kindest way possible, but I think this style of prose is more appropriate for a personal account rather than an update account. I have no idea who's being talked about half the time. 🥲

[ Tumblr meme via @mikaikaika ]

[abyssalhuntersnerd]

[shopcat]

if they met each other in elementary school steve would be like you know i have a horse and robin would look up from the dogshit coloured pencil drawing she was making and would be like this is a PEGASUS -_- and steve would panic and be like i know. i own one of those too. and robin would be like no you fucking don't because she was one of those little kids that swore and steve's eyes would get huge and he'd be like oh my freak she said the f word but on the outside he'd be like YES I DO i can SHOW YOU i have to brush her every day or my mom gets mad at me her name is rosie and robin's like ugh why is this dork even talking to me and would look him up and down and realise they both have bandaids on their knees but his is pink and hers is blue and to her that is a +1 point in his favour plus she secretly absolutely cannot miss the chance of this being real because she knows pegasuses obviously exist but why would STEVE HARRINGTON have one that's so not true

and she decides that like okay fine steve harrington's house gives out full sized hershey's every halloween and he always has this huge pack of pencils like the real fancy ones with the cool colours like silver and and gold and 4 shades of pink and he lets everyone borrow them and doesn't even get mad when kids shove them into their own bags so maybe he does own a pegasus but he TOTALLY wouldn't love her or anything he doesn't deserve her at all but robin really really needs to see it and make it love HER so it runs away and lives with her instead because she has a HUGE backyard okay it always takes her dad ages to rake up all the leaves and she goes well then prove it and steve is like :D okay come by my house after school !!!! and robin's like i can't i have swim lessons and steve's like it's fine i have a pool and this makes sense to their child logic and she's like fine tell your mom to call my mom and steve's like okay and then he walks away really quickly to go have a panic attack in the boys bathroom because he was lying from the beginning and needs to figure out a way to dress rosie up so that robin will believe that a pegasus has been magically transformed into a senile golden retriever. and robin continues colouring in her dogshit horse with wings with a blue pencil that was carefully labelled "s.h."

[askthekirbysquad]

I've been working through RtDL DX's Extra Mode fairly slowly, so I'm only just getting close to finishing it up now. I got all 120 Energy Spheres earlier today, and uhhhhhhh

Fun fact: This dialogue is entirely new to DX! It's not in the original. I went back to my old file on the Wii and checked.

Haha yeah you little shit, we know you're planning to betray us soon (still love you though <3)

WHAT THE FUCK????????

EXCUSE ME????????

And then he goes on to explain a bit more, as seen above. But uhhhhhh,,, yeah!!! He's not actually Halcandran!!!! That's a new piece of Lore right there. My jaw dropped while reading it lmao

Anyway, moving on from that bombshell of a sentence, since we still aren't done with the full dialogue,

Remember that post I made a bit over a month ago talking about some of Manager Magolor's dialogue, where I was wondering if that dream of his regarding the theme park also applied to Main Mode Magolor?

I WAS FUCKING RIGHT!

Hell yeah this is such a victory for me I was so excited to read that dghsghfs

Magolor stole the Master Crown so he could make a giant theme park Confirmed and Canon and Real /hj

And then we also get a fun little reference to the Kirby Clash games!

A steal in Kirby's eyes, maybe, but that's only because he doesn't understand real-world currency.

And to close out this post, here are the last two lines of dialogue from this conversation!

Anyway. I'm losing my mind 💖

[keeps-ache]

this is just really funny to me. spegatti timee

[tardis--dreams]

I actually realized i hate work. Won't be putting any effort into this anymore ♡

[kindahoping4forever]

The tiktok with the roses was straight out of Encore and when he posted that video of himself watching the sun on his birthday, that reminded me of your fic about the birthday camping trip! Clearly he's been reading thru the kh4f archive for ideas!

I had absolutely 100% forgot the camping fic was a birthday fic as well omg 😭😭

[neriyon]

Vague spoilers for one of the post-msq Dawntrail dungeons (lvl100), mostly just a rant so feel free to skip you won't miss anything

AAAAAAA I need to went a little about this Strayborough Deadwalk run I just did bc god. My first tank run of it (I've done it like, 10 times as healer now) and our dps is apparently sleeping on their keyboards or something - literally first (wall to wall) pull takes so long I'm out of every single cooldown (warrior) and still fucking dying since not a single mob was dead. Only thing that seemed to be taking damage was our dancer (who apparently stood in aoes since I made sure multiple times that every mob was hitting me only). We somehow scraped by to the first boss, that I absolutely hate already (those running minions have ridiculous hitboxes I'm fearing the day I have to take my high ping NA alts through it).

He's usually dead by the time pizza slices start to appear. With this party, he sat at around 60% hp. "Oh no this is gonna take a while". Both dps (dnc and pictomancer) lay dead on the ground after every single puppet charge. Sage is running out of mp to raise them. I'm suffering since I have to dodge these puppets and their shitty hitboxes and only thing I can do to help healer is nascent the dps to help heal them after they get up. I've never spent so long in a single boss fight. I was literally hoping the boss would have enrage so we could just get out. I checked the chat log just for this post and that boss alone took TEN MINUTES.

Rest of the dungeon goes in the same vein: one near wipe after I die, but the sage manages to save it. I have to do single pulls after that, and even those take forever. Second boss goes kinda same, but this time the dps kinda learn to follow the healer around for the cups so we don't take another 10 minutes. Last boss too, which goes a bit more smoothly so I have time to marvel at how neither dps was above the sage in aggro (I'm not 100 yet on picto but on 80 it hits like a truck and it's not uncommon to see picto ripping aggro)

Anyway rant done, I made sure to thank the sage for carrying the entire party but since I got 3 comms I guess they were a premade?

[diverbots]

what if i DO want your 43764574 page essay on why it would be nice if they held hands

I'm holding back SO hard from talking about them earnestly and in great detail because I know it would either be incomprehensible and/or way too much to handle cause I'll be spewing random words about my interpretation of Max (and somewhat Ram).

[alexjcrowley]

You know when you really want to talk about a character but you find very little content about them and sometimes it's because it's a small fandom, sometimes because they're not very popular, but sometimes you distinctively realise people don't talk about them because they're not hot enough? Hate when it happens

[arklay]

DANI HAINES x CLAIRE REDFIELD / template.

[striveattemptfail]

concept: jason is broody and bitching when he's forced to return to the manor in a Bad Mood™️ so he starts blasting pretender by foo fighters bc he wants to piss off his family

What if I say I'm not like the others? What if I say I'm not just another one of your plays? You're the pretender What if I say I will never surrender?

(he may or may not be particularly mad at tim LOL)

[runawaycarouselhorse]

Most of (but not all--my Little Mermaid mouse and mousepad, for example, aren't pictured) of my Little Mermaid collection circa 2004 on a sheep skin rug.

[orionsces]

another new bideo of mi arto