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stealingpotatoes · 23 days ago
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My apologies, Lady Normal. But where does you Eunuch come from?
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thistlebriar · 13 days ago
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I'm goinf fucking insane holy shit
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hoodiemanic · 2 months ago
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AU where Tim dresses up as Ra's and the whole league thinks it's Ra's possessing him and by the time Ra's realises he hasn't seen anyone in days Tim already has the assassins on his payroll
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corrodedparadox · 2 months ago
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What the hell is that thing and how is he driving
Stickers
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iamthemess · 2 months ago
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JL finding out bat secrets, but it's in the most simple ways.
Barry: how old do you think Robin is?
Oliver: you met him last week, he's like 12
Barry: yeah but like, he was 14-ish when we started the justice league
Hal: maybe he's an immortal vampire like batman
Nightwing: that's ridiculous
Hal: we have aliens and gods on this team. Why not vampires?!
Wally: can't be immortal if he was 14 then but 12 now
Barry: I've cracked it, there's more than one
Oliver: Your genius amazes and astounds
Barry: So the first Robin should be like 30 by now
Dick: WHAT
Dick: 30! IM 26
Dick now in crisis: I AM NOT THAT OLD YET
Barry: Hold on, wha-
*Wally silently laughing at Dick despite them being almost the same age*
Oliver: Were you Robin?!?!?!
Dick: I can't believe this betrayal! It's called mid 20's and you're no longer invited to Christmas Ollie!
Oliver: I was invited to your Christmas!?!
Wally: Well, not anymore you're not
Hal: Can I come?
Dick: that's up to Batman
Hal:...
Dick: Coward, this is why you aren't invited to family Christmas
Barry: YOURE RELATED TO BATMAN?!
Oliver: I WAS INVITED TO BATMANS FAMILY CHRISTMAS?!?!?!
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wickedcriminal · 4 months ago
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Silver for Sonic Movie 5
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qiinamii · 5 months ago
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new guy in the Express
bonus:
adding more to the whimsy
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digitalmyyth · 5 months ago
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Shenanigans ensue
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narwhalsarefalling · 1 year ago
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my (cis) brother is using my old license to buy wine and it has the gender marker F on there. so whenever he gets asked he just says “oh i’m trans”. its literally worked every single time.
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wishfulsketching · 7 months ago
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His ass is not listening
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stealingpotatoes · 2 months ago
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Are going to do any more Organa twins AU? No pressure just curious
i've been saving this ask for whenever i wanted an excuse to draw this au again (so short answer, yes!)
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(commission info // tip jar!)
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frownyalfred · 9 months ago
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“Bruce Wayne’s superpower is money” Bruce Wayne’s superpower is the ability to actively have a full-fledged panic attack and still look Superman himself dead in the eye without any of his vitals changing. Heart rate is a solid 60 BPM. You can’t even see him breathing. Put some respect on my man’s name.
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sleeplesssoporific · 3 months ago
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I would love to know what MDZS was like from Wen Ning's pov.....
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brucedefender4eva · 2 months ago
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Dick, bouncing into the cave happily, his arms outstretched for a hug: B!
Bruce, incredibly overstimulated from a long day of Gala’s, tea parties, and other social events: No *actively shrinking into himself*
Dick, stepping back but still smiling: No good today? Thats alright, can I sit by you?
Bruce, avoiding his son’s eyes and trying his best to unclench his hand: *nods*
Dick hums softly and sits on the floor by Bruce’s chair: Thanks Dad… can I keep talking?
Bruce twitches and thinks it over, before shaking his head: No
Dick, nods and pulls out his phone, content on being silent his with his Dad
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pangur-and-grim · 7 months ago
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first he screamed at the door to be let in, then he decided that I evilly and deliberately trapped him
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blanchebees · 10 months ago
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Perfect organism
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