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before i post any more tmnt art i need everyone to understand if a single soul accuses me of incest, or “t-cest”, i’m going to kms in front of u with a apple peeler
#i’ve been accused of non platonic stobin and i barley stay but i swear to fucking god ONE TIME I HEAR TCEST U WILL NEVER HEAR FROM ME AGAIN#tmnt#rottmnt#you have all been warned#i will NEVER#and i repeat#NEVER#make incest#i would rather shoot myself in the kneecaps then walk across hot lava while singing the mcdonald’s theme song over and over than make tcest#thank u and goodnight
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NINJAGO WHAT KAI WHAT LEGENDS WHAT 2D WHAT KAI WHAT KAI KAI KAI KAI OH MY GOD WHAT
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Call me bewildered but did no one else notice that Niko isn't dead? She's not great obviously but she's alive? I keep seeing stuff about her being dead but the last scene is her with the sprites, alive, so what's up?
The working theory is she's in Tragic Mick's snowglobe with the sprites. Theres a scene where she picks it up in one of the early episodes and Mick says it's not for sale, but he then gives her that bear
BINGE DEAD BOY DETECTIVES SO WE CAN FIND OUT!!!!! LETS GET THIS BABY RENEWED YA FEEL ME!!!
#bear and globe are Micks#so obv theyre magic#but we've yet to receive explanations for what kind of magic#they are also highlighted items#and i repeat#shes with the sprites in an igloo#not dead#dbd#niko sasaki#dead boy detectives
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I saw this YT video basically bashing people for liking characters such as Regulus Black, Barty Crouch, Severus Snape and Tom Riddle because (I'm paraphrasing here, but it's the gist of what they were saying) they did bad things.
And it's like, wow, some people really don't understand fiction at all.
#harry potter#regulus black#maraduers#barty crouch jr#severus snape#tom riddle#voldemort#evan rosier#maraders era#slytherin#fiction#do people not understand that these characters aren't real?#so you can freely like and explore them and their actions without feeling bad guilty or ashamed#because#and i repeat#they are not real#I'm getting real fed up of these hot takes basically shaming people for enjoying a form of media#it's just bullying in an essay format#also kind of a vibe killer#i would not want any of these people for company at a party
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Ok, we all have scratched our flare ups because itchiness.
but have you ever BITTEN your flare up because just scratching it normally ain't hitting the spot ™?
(This is a joke, do not do this. it will not hit the spot, speaking from experience here)
#eczema#doctors hate this ONE TRICK#probably a biohazard? yes#Please don't be like me#do not#and i repeat#DO NOT BITE THE WEIRDLY MOIST (BECAUSE YOU SCRATCHED IT OFC) FLARE UP
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Whenever people fail to understand that what we as an audience know is sometimes entirely different from what the characters know I get genuinely heated I need to put the phone down and just breathe in a serene forest or something because otherwise my blood pressure would get to a dangerous level
#'oh but why isn't she looking for magneto!!'#BECAUSE ROGUE THINKS MAGNETO IS DEAD YOU ACTUAL MORON.#SHE THOUGHT SHE WATCHED HIM DIE.#DID YOU FUCKING BOTHER TO WATCH EP 5 OR DO YOU JUST PAY ATTENTION WHEN IT COMES TO SHIPPING??#actually pay attention to the show maybe then you'll be able to understand the characters and their actions#'b-but what about rogueneto!!' she canonically does not love him idk what to tell you#like yeah ship if you want to but insisting that she#IN THE SHOW#would have got with Magneto if Remy was alive is just proving to me that Rogueneto stans didn't actually pay attention like at all#and i repeat#fanfiction and shipping is different in which case do what you want#she literally says 'some things are deeper than skin' or something along those lines#she only became close to Magneto again because they can touch eachother#she realises that in ep5 and chooses remy#she literally tells Magneto that and stops dancing with him!!#Rogue#anna marie lebeau#anna marie#anna marie darkholme#remy etienne lebeau#remy lebeau#max eisenhardt#erik lehnsherr#magneto#gambit#xmen#x men#x-men
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just saw somebody shipping sirius with fleamont I'm going to be sick
#THATS HIS DAD.#AT THE VERY MOST.#SIRIUS COULD HAVE HAD A CRUSH ON HIM WHEN HE WAS LIKE 12.#AT THE VERY MOST!!!#THEY ARE NOT#AND I REPEAT#THEY ARE NOT BONING!!!#sirius black#marauders#marauders era#sirius#fleamont#fleamont potter#bad ship
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😃😃😃
#DO NOT#AND I REPEAT#DO NOT DO NOT DO NOT DO THIS TO ME#Y’ALL ARE FORGETTING THAT JIMMY IS WATCHING#rangers lb#scp2024
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SAY THAT LAST ONE LOUDER FOR PEOPLE IN THE BACK
This user supports AO3
This user is anti-censorship
This user believes in “don’t like, don’t read”
This user believes in “ship and let ship”
This user believes that fiction tastes and preferences do not dictate moral character
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it may take me a month to put out a chapter but at least im not using ai to write it.
it may take me a month to put out a chapter but at least im not using ai to write it.
it may take me a month to put out a chapter but at least im not using ai to write it.
it may take me a month to put out a chapter but at least im not using ai to write it.
it may take me a month to put out a chapter but at least im not using ai to write it.
IT MAY TAKE ME A MONTH TO PUT OUT A CHAPTER BUT AT LEAST IM NOT USING AI TO WRITE IT
#repeating this to myself as i struggle to write the 9th chapter of angel#i know exactly whats gonna happen its just getting the words on the paper#ugh#fanfic writing#fanfic#fanfiction#ao3 fanfic#fanfics#ao3 writer#ao3#archive of our own#yellowjackets
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If you have Spotify reblog this and tag what your number one song on your “on repeat” playlist is.
#mine is#veronica mars#by#blondshell#music#tag meme#on repeat#I’m just curious and I want new music lol#spotify#meme#memes#alt#scene#emo#punk#metal#goth#gothgoth#gothic#alternative#rap#country#folk#idk what else to tag this
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someone on twitter said Imagine what s2 jayce would give to talk to s1 viktor just one more time. and someone had a time travel alternate dimension fic ready to go. and i read it. and now my face is being eaten by 3750 feral dogs i think
#thisss wass going to be just one little sketch lord help me#the guys you put on this earth to finish their psych degrees are drawing pathetic men again#jayvik#arcane#viktor arcane#jayce talis#my art#fanart#i have uni and work and also therapy to do but i got sick this week so i think i read like. over 30 fics yesterday like i was struck#by some affliction legitimately#please talk with me about them. this is a cry for help#i drew all these while listening to circa survive on repeat do you understand what that does to a man
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Ooookay, NO, EXCUSE YOU?!?
I am 41 years old, AND A VIRGIN, and lemme tell ya, I DEFINITELY know more about sex than a LOT of people who actually have it - especially stupid teenagers who start banging at like, 12, because they think it's "cool," but all it does is damage them for the rest of their lives because they don't know what the fuck they're doing... BUT, that aside...what, do you also think asexuals - LIKE ME - shouldn't write sex, either?!? Since we'll never have it?!? Well, also, FUCK NO?!? I've been writing sex since my teens, and I also think I do it better than quite a few actually published novels I've read (50 Shades of Every Loving CRAP, anyone?!?)
So to reiterate... THAT'S ☝🏻 SOME BULLSHIT! You don't gain knowledge of something from experience alone, dammit!
Do you think people who are virgin should write smut? I feel like most of them don’t even know what they’re writing and just write what they think sex is
the implication this ask suggests that people who write about murders, cannibalism, politics, magic, royalty au, sci-fi, wars, supernatural, time travel, medieval era, werewolves, vampires, mermaids or goblins must be murderers, cannibals, presidents, wizards, royalties, astronauts, ghost hunters, soldiers, time travelers, knights, werewolves, vampires, mermaids or goblins in real life is so funny to me
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DELTARUNE
IS
WAITING
#art#furry art#furry#artists on tumblr#my art#deltarune#dr#undertale#utdr#toby fox#deltarune tomorrow#kris#susie#ralsei#kris deltarune#ralsei deltarune#susie deltarune#I REPEAT#DELTARUNE TOMORROW
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ུᩧ JJK TWITTER LINKS P5 !
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TOJI FUSHIGURO. ꒱
listen to his voiceee. ⋆ cunt devouring. ⋆ massive size kink. ⋆ prone bone. ⋆ straddling his lap. ⋆ anal princess. ⋆ backshots. ⋆ pretty & shy girl blowjob. ⋆ pounding you in missionary.
CHOSO KAMO. ꒱
beneath the table. ⋆ cockwarming while he plays games. ⋆ squeaky girlfriend. ⋆ what a distraction. ⋆ pussy eating. ⋆ clit licking. ⋆ rubbing you off. ⋆ plap plap plap ! ⋆ tit worshipper.
NANAMI KENTO. ꒱
slow teasing. ⋆ soft choking. ⋆ ass groping. ⋆ kissing in lingerie. ⋆ somnophilia. ⋆ the vids he sends you at work. ⋆ warm & entwined. ⋆ gentle fingering. ⋆ rubbing your pussy for you.
GETO SUGURU. ꒱
slutty waist. ⋆ backshots. ⋆ love hate sex with your ex. ⋆ let me show you a trick. ⋆ ass eating. ⋆ hard pounding. ⋆ bathroom floor. ⋆ balancing on the wall. ⋆ rubbing you. ⋆ sideways.
GOJO SATORU. ꒱
dumbification. ⋆ backshots in a maid dress. ⋆ 69ing. ⋆ spread your legs & let him do his job. ⋆ taking it so well. ⋆ kinky shit p2. ⋆ tied & edged. ⋆ fucking in the backseat of his car.
SUKUNA RYOMEN. ꒱
schoolgirl fit (kunas ver.). ⋆ kidnapped. ⋆ personal use. ⋆ position goes crazy. ⋆ punishment in cuffs. ⋆ folded & munching your cunt. ⋆ rough fucking. ⋆ full nelson.
#valetora 𑣿.#divider by cafekitsune.#art creds: rororo_mg on twitter !#sukunas links are kinda triggering xx#if i accidentally repeated some links im sorry 😭💔#tdays plinks are kinda ass#jujutsu kaisen#jjk smut#toji fushiguro smut#choso kamo smut#nanami kento smut#geto suguru smut#gojo satoru smut#sukuna ryomen smut#jujutsu kaisen smut#toji x reader#choso x reader#nanami x reader#geto x reader#gojo x reader#sukuna x reader#jujutsu kaisen x reader#anime smut#doujinshi
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as climactic confrontations go, "cupid forcing mars, god of war, to fall head-over-heels in love with a roomba" is a new one
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