#and impractical

[swordy-da-goat]

That scarf is pretty long, is that ideal for road work? Seems like it could get caught in smth

The scarf isn’t always on. If the site is dangerous, then the vest-coat and the scarf are usually off.

You don’t need to become a cone to hang out with them :)

They specialize in other safety stuff too, but focus a lot more on road safety because of the car infested landscape known as America 🇺🇸.

And for other wizards, I haven’t come up with any so I dunno. Their cones are enough company.

[time-woods]

Hope everyone has a great valentines day ! < 3

[marzipanandminutiae]

why are skirts inherently evil and oppressive in historical fiction until men are wearing them

I've never heard anyone going on at length about how Universally ImpracticalTM the garb of a Scotsman or an ancient Roman politician are

suddenly everyone has a concept of situational practicality that previously was not there

[thief-of-eggs]

Bart Allen would unironically wear these shoes I just know it

[savaralyn2]

[dandelion-de-deus]

Now I get it. Anne Shirley was right; sometimes pretending you’re an exiled princess fallen from her state or a wealthy criminal who’s decided to take a minimum wage job to evade detection IS the only way to get through the work day

[03jelli]

my newest warden, Tanya Aeducan ⚔️

[theonewhowails]

Golden Fleece

[westwing19]

What do you think would be a practical application for the weird horn things on Meta Knight's sword?

Good question! Let's have the knights weigh in :)

"Which moron uses a sword shaped like this?" --DMK when he was borned, probably

[carsonphillips]

santa doesn't know you like i do - sabrina carpenter

[shyjusticewarrior]

DC Comics Incorrect Quotes Pt 242

Duke: My mom never let me take karate, she was afraid I'd break my nose.

Duke: Ironically, I got my nose broken in a fight cause I couldn't defend myself.

Tim: As your favorite brother-

Jason: Duke's my favorite brother.

Tim: As your favorite brother-

[souryam]

"the malfoys and snape only tolerated each other for political gain and he hated the family actually" : boring, no angst, cliche, makes snape's decision have no emotional stakes

"the malfoys and snape trusted each other despite everything largely bc they met very young, snape challenges their pre conceived notions on basically everything but they treat him like family regardless, meaning that snape betrayed the (bad) people who gave him a home for the ("good") people that mocked and abused him his whole life": insane, appealing, lucius being a reluctant big brother, snape being dracos godparent, emotional stakes through the roof, post war lucius grappling w the fact his bsf betrayed him, that he was the one to lead him to his death yet lucius still loves him bc he saw him as his little brother

[froganni]

Delivery! A little Postmaster Pearl to brighten your day! :D

(Reblogs appreciated!)

[cryptocism]

new digs... 2!!!

from chapter 18 of frequency

[sphenodontia]

so what if... and bear with me here everyone... what if everything in fire emblem 4 was exactly the same... except instead of a horse... sigurd had a unicorn. thanks for your time

[stbot]

Kit sparring flirting being a brat