#and thats because | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

wishfulsketching · 7 months ago

Text

Silco and his terror of a daughter

#my art #sketchy sketch #arcane #silco #jinx #jinx and silco #silco would give jinx everything he owns and more #and that would make things worse #silco the makeup expert because he gotta use good and safe products on his own face #thats my queue to leave #silco is the worst best dad #just like jinx is the worst best daughter

71K notes · View notes

wacklemons · 3 months ago

Text

lets scream with mama

TERFS STOP INTERACTING WITH THIS POST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I DONT LIKE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IF YOU DONT RESPECT TRANS WOMEN GET OFF MY BLOG!!!!!! PLEASE SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!!!!!

#geem speaks #huge fan of all the mama posts ive seen lately #with mama #<- i feel like thats a cute tag for posts like that. any post i reblog with 'with mama' will be tagged that now #edit because I had to block a bunch of people in the notes #hit posts

49K notes · View notes

roseworth · 1 year ago

Text

i think theres this idea in the general public that the "best" fanfic gets turned into real books like 50 shades of grey. but the truth is that the best fanfic can never be published as an actual book because its intricately woven into the canon material so its inseparable even if you change the names

#no shade (ha) to 50 shades. ive never actually read it so idk if its good #but imo the idea of creating an au fanfic thats so divorced from the original work is boring! why are you even making a fanfic atp #the only good fanfic is when you can tell the author loves the source material and uses it #the best fanfics ive ever read could never be published as actual books because it wouldnt work without the context of the original story

61K notes · View notes

icewindandboringhorror · 3 months ago

Text

(also feel free in the tags to clarify Why you made the choice you made!! :0c)

#polls #tumblr polls #For me I think the top ones would be the House. The Money. or the Friend Group. But I ultimately might would go for the house #JUST becuase it would be my Dream House which means it would already meet mostly all of my specifications #and what I might be looking for. which would save a lot of time searching or customizing/rennovating.#Also because I could use that as a way to leave the US lol.. like .. if I get to choose my dream location.. couldnt I just choose some othe #country?? But I wonder how that works. Can you legally 100% have full ownership of a property in a country yet not be a citizen of that #country?? Would you show up and be like 'erm.. i own this house.. so i shall now live in it' and theyd be like 'uh no. you cant live here #despite owning the house. leave.' ??#So I think the initial process of 1. scraping together funds to actually MOVE myself and my most valuable belongings physically #TO another country. and 2. figuring out how to STAY in that country . might end up being difficult.. BUT. if I could just work that #part of things out then.. dream house?? security for once in my life?? stability?? :0 #Though the $1mil is enticing it's also like.. I feel .. with the way housing prices are now... that's not much???#it's a lot I guess if you plan on like.. investing half the money and staying in an apartment for 5 years while you grow your wealth #or something. but if you're a 'I Need Stability NOW' ready to settle down person who would be most interested in owning a property rather #than nice clothes or a car or whatever other investments you could make then.. eh..?? It seems like unless you're okay with living in #a small town or kind of far away from the city - even some SMALL houses in majorly populated areas in the US will be like #$600.000 - $900.000 or something. like that would be MOST of my money. Which I know you could just pay partially and make #payments on it but idk.. in the option of just outright owning the house it seems like it'd end up being cheaper.#Plus I would want to own it fully asap because I'd be afraid of losing it somehow otherwise. like it being taken for medical bills or #something. which I thought was supposed to be - not IMPOSSIBLE - slightly more complicated legally if you actually have #paid off the house in full. I guess the issue then would be utilities and property tax and such. But I feel like thats overcome-able??#Like I could just stipulate that my Dream House has a little furnished addition or something and then find someone #with money and be like 'Look you can live in this extremely nice area with amazing ameneties and updated everything and ALL you have #to do is give me money to cover the utilities and property tax.'' or something like that. Like the little furnished addition is nicer #than the actual house. they have their own pool and spa and movie room or something and Ill also cook all their meals for them #or whatever (how luxurious it would be depeneds on how high the property tax actually is/how much I would need to entice them into #why it's a good deal for them to pay it for me lol). idk... something like that.. ANYWAY #I asked a few people I know though and one of them answered they'd rather have a romantic partner. the other one said they'd like #to be able to choose someone to die lol.. So I'm curious what people value the most

20K notes · View notes

gothamitee · 8 months ago

Text

What will you be tonight? That’s the question

#fanart #dc comics #art #batman #batfamily #dick grayson #jason todd #redhead jason todd because!!!#stephanie brown #did you see the half a heart? well thats just me and my subtle stephcass agenda #damian wayne #tim drake #robin #robins #nightwing #red hood #yes thats damian feeding the rats yes i think he would

25K notes · View notes

drawnfamiliarfaces · 29 days ago

Text

PnF Spirit Week 1: May 26th - Parental Units

Heinz and Charlene may have their share of troubles as a divorced couple, but no one can deny that they are good parents to Vanessa. A little bit overprotective at times, but what can one do, when their precious only child had entered puberty a bit too early for their comfort.

#phineas and ferb #pnfspiritweek #pnf #heinz doofenshmirtz #charlene doofenshmirtz #vanessa doofenshmirtz #dr. doofenshmirtz #originally it was just supposed to be a doodle of doof family but a small comic idea attacked me out of nowhere #because i kept thinking about that scene where doof banished the bike creep and i was like: there is gotta be a story of how he decided #to make that inator lol #im now 2 days behind spiritweek unfortunately TTwTT sadly i had a horrible migraine yesterday and today i only had time to work on this #but hope to catch up later ;3 #also this is the first and last time i draw doof I CANT FUCKIN DRAW HIM #on a sidenote Vanessa is not embarassed they protected her but by how much scene they caused. after all she barely blinked when D #banished biker - partially because she was already used to it buti believe the evil part in her quite enjoys the oblitiration part lol.#on a 2nd sidenote: doof insulted manager of car rental thats why charlene and vanessa came to pick him up xD a lil backstory ;)

6K notes · View notes

yukennico · 4 months ago

Text

watched sonic prime in its entirety and im changing fandoms/hj

#my art #drawing #fanart #digital drawing #doodle #sonic prime #sonadow #shadow the hedgehog #sonic the hedgehog #post prime where sonic is super upfront into danger and self sacrificial #and shadow is stressed out and tired of sonic running into danger because he saw him almost die once #here he cant say that he wants to k word sonic because thats exactly what hes trying to make him NOT to do #theyre stupid #prime sonadow

9K notes · View notes

rooniearts · 3 months ago

Text

Consider: Silver with hearing loss

#sth #sth fanart #silver the hedgehog #blaze the cat #amy rose #shadow the hedgehog #roonies doodles #roonies comics #WHY does silver have hearing loss? because i do. obviously #im nothing if not self indulgent #me giving all my disabilities and mental illnesses to my fav characters: omgggg theyre just like me fr thats crazy howd that happen #thinking about how funny it is that silver idolizes whisper and then when he finally meets her her entire bit is that she only ever whisper #makes me laugh really hard. poor little guy </3

7K notes · View notes

gibbearish · 2 years ago

Text

love when ppl defend the aggressive monetization of the internet with "what, do you just expect it to be free and them not make a profit???" like. yeah that would be really nice actually i would love that:)! thanks for asking

#yes i want things to be free like ??? that is not a weird desire #'but but it costs money to keep up' ok and? how is that my problem #the government has plenty of murder dollars they could reallocate a few to make internet services universal if they wanted #also these companies were perfectly capable of supporting themselves before the internet got drowned with ads so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯#edit: muting notifs on this post bc new additions have kind of petered out #so no one feel bad about adding something someone else has said‚ it is not bothering me im just trying to keep my #notifs page cleanish lol #also since i saw some people are being redirected to read my tags: firstly hiiiiii this is a special secret message for you:3 #secondly i have learned since making this that the reason they were able to support themselves previously was because #of investors bankrolling everything #and theyre now finally realizing that theyre never going to actually make a profit and arent as willing to invest #however thats just a minor correction and doesnt change my overall point #once again. so many murder dollars #so thats why im just adding it here in the tags rather than making an actual correction #anyways . love yall 💕#origibberish #bigger gibbers

66K notes · View notes

allgremlinyaps · 1 year ago

Text

au where Aang gets told he's the Avatar (and subsequently frozen) at 16 like he was supposed to.... I think it would change a lot honestly

#atla #aang #zukaang #<- ever so lightly. a smooch of it. because thats how it reads when u age Aang up...#kataang #allgremlinart

32K notes · View notes

vanilla-extracter · 3 months ago

Text

witches !!

5K notes · View notes

crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington · 16 days ago

Text

apologies

#transformers one #optimus prime #bumblebee #b 127 #elita one #megatron #i think bumblebee would be very apologetic if he thinks people dont like him #like hes kind of a loser who just really wants to fit in and have friends #always lying tryina make himself look better #this guy wants to be percieved as cool SO bad #the kinda agreeable guy who will have the same opinions as everyone else because thats how he thinks friends work #op: oh i dont really like copper energon too sweet for me #bee: haha yeah me too way to sweet! im more of a savory guy haha!!!!!!!!!!#op: um i got u a box of it yesterday and u ate all of it #bee: um um umm ummmmm uuuum

4K notes · View notes

dr11ft · 10 months ago

Text

chicana miku 🤎

#you have no idea how fast I was drawing tryna finish it before the trend dies #thats why the backround is like half collage #I was not gonna try to draw a 64 impala from memory in <3 hours lol #it looks rushed because it is haha #anyways #miku #international miku #yes I'm aware chicana miku is american but at least theres a mexican cultural aspect happening #I didnt see anyone else doing this one so if peole can draw 'boston' miku I'm doing what I want #hatsune miku #digital art

11K notes · View notes

mofsblog · 5 months ago

Text

"This is some gay shit" Good. Silly. Fair enough. Doesn't inherently invalidate other interpretations of the relationship. Honestly yeah, it is kind of gay regardless of their canonical relationship status

"There's literally no platonic explanation for th-" WRONG!! KILLING YOU WITH AMATANORMATIVITY KILLING LOBSTERS 🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞

#i like a good ship as much as the next guy. in fact im mostly a shipper but good lord this phrase pisses me off sometimes #especially when its a relationship that canonically is explicitly platonic to highlight the importance of platonic relationships. COUGH #malevolent #COUGH. <- i ship private eyes. i dont have an issue with it. i think its just when people phrase like that specifically that its a bit HHHH #uhm uhm uhhhh. slips.#jayvik #WOAH. how did that get there (obligatory: i literally ship them. again its just.. the phrasings kind of insanely dismissive of friendships)#amatanormativity #fandom critical #fandom discourse #txt #johnlock #<- AS IN LITERATURE. LIKE. LIKE NOT BBC SPECIFIC (BECAUSE THAT WAS A QUEERBAIT I'M AFRAID)#sashannarcy #<- theyre like. in a polycule to me but that doesnt mean their canonical friendship isnt worth celebrating #dare i say #bnha #mha #rwby #<- I SHIP BUMBLEBY THIS IS NOT ABOUT THEM #lord of the rings #<- again not the ships specifically thats the issue but its just the implication that a romantic reading is like inherently superior #to a platonic one #this isnt even a critique of shipping. i think shippings fine as long as youre willing to acknowledge its not inherently canon (and doesn't #have to be) and dont invalidate or devalue non romantic interpretations #9/6/25 update:#DELTARUNE

7K notes · View notes

silosbears · 3 months ago

Text

i think alphonse would still experience depersonalization and dysmorphia even after getting his body back

#alphonse elric #obviously hes glad about having it back #but there's this unease at the back of his mind #because hes been put into a new body that is drastically different from the one he was in for years for a second time #and that body isnt the one he lost. it had changed so much since he was 10 and i dont even think he could recognize himself for a while #i also think thats why he got the exact same haircut he had as a kid. to feel more like that younger and more familiar version of himself.#anyway i think he would still feel like he lost another part of himself by gaining everything back #even if he hated every second of being in that armor and even if all he ever wanted was to be normal again #he still spent 5 years in that body. long enough to begrudgingly become used to it #and for his body to change instantly into an unrecognizable version of himself #i dont think he had an easy time adjusting to being so different physically #even beyond the fact that he had to spend months/years physically recovering #oughhh its such a weird and complex feeling to miss something that made him miserable #just because that familiarity is more comforting than all of the pain and overstimulation of gaining his senses back #and being a completely different person physically #i also think hed have trouble sleeping for a while and start Thinking About Things He Shouldn't at night again #this is one of those things #fma #fullmetal alchemist #fma fanart #fmab fanart #fullmetal alchemist brotherhood #fma art #fmab #fma brotherhood

5K notes · View notes

dcxdpdabbles · 3 months ago

Text

Alfred: I'm afraid I don't have any open positions right now available

Danny: There isn't? But what about the ad on Gotham Job Connects saying a nanny was needed at Wayne Manor?

Alfred: I am unsure how that go on there but I can assure you, no one here put up that-

Damian: Excuse me, are you Daniel Fenton?

Danny: *Blinks down at child* Oh um yes I am.

Damian: Excellent. You're right on time for your interview. Please follow me.

Alfred: Master Damian? You put up a ad for a nanny?

Damian: That's right.

Alfred: You....want someone to care for you?

Damian: Heavens no. I'm searching for a nanny for the real child of the house. I know you're overwhelmed with the day to day duties running the household and didn't want you to have a heart attack from the stress. A professional nanny would lift the load off your shoulders.

Danny: That's so sweet that you care so much for your staff. Who's the child you want someone to help take care of? You're baby brother or sister?

Damian: My father.

Danny: .....

Alfred embarrassed: Master Damian....why would you-?

Damian: Richard says Father acts like a child, and children need minding if they make idiotic decisions too often.

Danny: .....

Alfred: I'm terrible sorry about this young man. I'll reimburse any millage you wasted driving out here.

Danny: No, it's okay. I-

Damian: The pay is fifty dollars a hour. Eighty hours every two weeks. We cover all benefits such as medical, dental, vision and auto insurance, and lodging can be provided if needed. Depending on how long we need your services I'll set up a retirement fund for you matching your bi-weekly pay.

Danny: So I would be like a in home caregiver? Most of my experience is with children but I'm sure I could handle your father.

Alfred: Master Damian!

Damian: *Hands Alfred a piece of paper*

Alfred after reading it: How soon can you start sir?

#dcxdpdabbles #dcxdp crossover #from a fic i never wrote #Damian hires Nanny for Bruce because he acts like a child #The paper convinced Alfred.#Eventual Spirt Halloween #Danny doesnt know whats going on byt thats too good of a job to pass #Dick is cackling #He said that in anger not knowing Damian took it to heart #Damian Head of the Union Wayne

4K notes · View notes