#and then BOOM hes gay

[asharestupid]

I love writing stereotypical cishet men (not LGBT phobic or creepy or anything obvs) and really playing deep into the stereotypes by giving them anger issues and all this stuff and then making them gay. It's better than therapy istg.

[chuunai]

i know odasaku barely lost the poll buuuut you should do it anyways :)

baby daddy odasaku ! who hugs you tightly for a while silently after you tell him you’re pregnant. you two had been trying for a while now—sure, you had the orphans to take care of, but you wanted one of your own—and now it was real.

baby daddy odasaku ! who is the definition of a perfect husband and father-to-be. calmly holding back your hair as you puke your guts out at four in the morning. cooking all your cravings (perfectly) and feeding it to you. reassuring you that you were the most beautiful woman in the world and that a bit of weight gain from his child wouldn’t change anything.

baby daddy odasaku ! who totally does one of those belly casting kits for when your stomach starts to swell. smoothing the strips over your stomach and occasionally patting it. expect the orphans to paint on the casting (he made two—a blank slate and a casting for the kids to paint and gift to you).

baby daddy odasaku ! who (with your permission) tells Dazai and Ango one night at Bar Lupin that he’ll be a father soon. Dazai asks to be the godfather of which he declines. Dazai’s a child himself, after all. Ango merely offers his thanks and support for you two. he doesn’t drink as much anymore, too.

baby daddy odasaku ! who holds you on the days where everything feels like shit. the curtains drawn, the air conditioning on and his sturdy arms wrapped around you as you cry into his chest. those days are the ones where he takes the next day off to make sure you’re okay and feel loved by him. he’s read about the mood swings and insecurities that pregnancy has.

baby daddy odasaku ! who paints an entire nursery for the newborn. a light yellow is chosen for the walls. stuffed toys (gifted from Ango) are neatly placed in the crib. the whole house is baby proofed, too. he isn’t taking your newfound family lightly.

baby daddy odasaku ! who cradles your sleeping daughter to his chest after she finally falls asleep. while she snuggles into his chest, he’s sat at his desk, supporting her tiny head carefully as he revises a draft of a story he wrote about a woman that oddly resembles you. it’s expected though. you’re his muse. the one who gave him his daughter. he just hopes to finish the story as a gift for you.

baby daddy odasaku ! who relishes in his new life. escaping from the mafia wasn’t easy—thank god for his friends’ help—but it was worth it. for you and his daughter.

Oda would be one of the best dads and he is strictly a girl dad !

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[averagejokerkinnie]

Bruce to Joker every single time:

[0-crow-carnival-0]

So I tried to draw Peepers in that one art style I did for Wander.

[vaxxman]

I have so much brainrot about Medic's wife, specifically the design from the comic doodles that Makani drew, I'm so ready to draw a whole comic about her, man I love hallucinating.

[wannabemylover]

911 won't let karen and eddie meet because they'd be too powerful

[yeelincolnha]

I remember my first introduction to serirei came from a comic I saw on Twitter with these very lovely gay men in business suits that were so sweet to each other but one of them clearly had issues (I now realize they both do).

But do you know how shippable they have to be in order for a complete outsider (me at the time. I literally knew nothing about mp100 at the time except that the new season had just come out) to ship these guys? I WAS CONVINCED WITH A TOTAL OF FOUR DRAWINGS.

THATS ALL IT TOOK.

[digital999placebo]

so.. smiles. anyone remember my golden age boxing au?

[arrowheadedbitch]

Stiles Stalinski and Shawn Spencer have way too much in common

[drewtanakagf]

umberto eco why are you calling superman and batman homosexuals what do you fucking know WHAT DO YOU KNOW ECO WHAT DO YOU KNOW

[ID: Block of text reading: "In this respect, note Roberto Giammanco's remarks about the consistently homosexual nature of characters like Superman or Batman-another variation of the theme of "superpowers." This aspect un-doubtedly exists, particularly in Batman, and Giammanco offers reasons for it which we refer to later; but in the specific case of Superman, it seems that we must speak not so much of homosexuality as of "parsifalism"' end ID]

[unicornsaures]

i would love, love if my brain gave me motivation to go work on ch16 and not spawn so many new ideas for a modern au into my mind. but here we are. writing a modern au.

[caspercryptid]

Someday you will sleep in the same bed as someone you love and they will snore so heavily it almost sounds like their nose is honking and you will search for the irritation your mother described towards your father's snoring and find only fondness, and a relief they're sleeping soundly. We are not our parents. We are going to be alright.

[misandristsonic]

old sonic art lets go🔥🔥🔥

[augment-techs]

[incorrect-sonic-the-hedgehog]

Sally: A hedgehog, a fox, and a lynx? You guys are like the start of a bad joke

Fiona: If we're a bad joke, that makes you the punchline... Princess

Sally: *tackling Fiona* Don't call me Princess.

Fiona: Okay, I won't... Princess~

Lightning: If they kiss, I'm gonna puke

[bylertruther]

modern au mike would be the repressed internalized homophobia harboring kind of gay that says shit like "it's not gay to kiss ur homies goodnight 🙄 that's just being a good bro" and is essentially playing gay chicken with will 24/7 which is why will never suspects anything and thinks it's totally unrequited. bc they have Always been like this . and still mike insists he's straight and who is will to say Um Actually esp when mike made a big stink abt dating his sister n also gets super defensive abt it any time they talk abt it or get anywhere even remotely close to talking abt it. hope this helps 👍