#and then the…you got a diaper?

[sazernac]

The way Serena and June’s eyes connect despite the vast number of people between them on the train is👌. Then Serena’s little (I knew you’d come back to me) smirk paired with June’s (I wanna fuck kill you) eyebrow raise at the end was just delicious.

P.S…whoever chose bury a friend as the closing song…I see you!

[starry-bi-sky]

danyal al ghul memes because i don't think i've done those yet for this au.

(the jason one is in reference to the fanon headcanon/au that Jason and Damian potentially knew each other and interacted while jason was in the league. I've thought about it before in context of this au, but haven't thought about it enough to feel inspired or motivated to make a post exploring the idea)

(diablito means, as you can guess, 'little devil'. while i'm neutral to latino jason, i think the nickname is cute as fuck and was danny's main nickname from Jason. i don't wanna touch that timeline so im not gonna decide how old they were when Jason was there.)

Skulker: i am the ghost zone's greatest hunter! i capture and hunt creatures both rare and dangerous. Danyal: a poacher?? you're a poacher?? you poach animals??Skulker:...i sense i've made a mistake of some kind.

anyways that was the day that Skulker cemented himself as Danny's no.1 opp, and still remains there to this day even if he and Vlad are both viciously fighting for second. Out of everyone in the the AP rogues gallery, Skulker will be the first to be thrown under the bus in terms of 'o shit here comes phantom fucking RUN'.

[junglejim4322]

Man people who complain about thrift store employees taking the good shit and flipping it have never known someone who worked at a thrift store

[moregraceful]

turning anon asks back on but if i get any more unsolicited medical advice i swear to god i'm starting a kill list

bobby brink meeting his maker during torts death skate day 2 or something:

tortorella is such an interesting coach bc there's no fuck around period, there is only find out immediately...very funny watching the team slowly lose the will to live during whatever soul-destroying endurance run that was though. sorry to bobby brink for making direct eye contact while i was laughing at you.

my only other takeaways are jamie drysdale really is fun to watch and nic deslauriers is huge. i think him and garnet hathaway could. well.

[fingertipsmp3]

I love the sims 2 because it will completely wreck your shit right when you’re least expecting it

[padded-daydreams]

Landofgenie has a new diaper! "Puppy Sweet Bakery"

It's not on their official site yet, but it is on Amazon

When I got this ask initially, I was unable to find it on Amazon. However, at this point, it is available on the offical website. Very cute.

[marklikely]

i do think its crazy that the husband in candyman was able to continue his affair while his wife is in the middle of what appears to be a psychotic break and murder spree i just feel like id be too preoccupied and freaked out by that whole situation. literally on the same day his wife may or may not have killed a baby hes like well thats wild but whatever its 6:00pm time to go fuck one of my undergrads.

edit oh my god i forgot he literally brought the undergrad in question to helens FUNERAL this man is insane literally

[gender-euphowrya]

heard mom & grandma talk shit about me on the phone so i'm considering whether i should just blow up this entire family by denouncing how much they talk shit about Each Other to me.

[hsslilly-blog]

being primarily an artist (as in “someone who draws”) these days is pretty funny to me but also very strange once i give it some thought. i’ve defined myself as a writer for 1/3 of my life and it was my biggest dream to be a published author (and i am!). i wanted to major in languages and that was my plan up until the second to last month of senior year of high school lol. and then once i finished my books i stopped writing. i felt like i had written everything i wanted to write. super weird after a decade of investing in a project!!

and then seeing myself as someone who draws and not as someone who writes is still new to me. not that they are mutually exclusive, i just mean it as my defining characteristic. i’ve drawn all my life but it was never my number one Thing. you guys should see my art from three years ago omg. i still like writing and i do it very unpretentiously here and there, but it’s not something i think about very often. and that’s weird!! it used to be my everything and now it’s just another thing!!!!

[pokemonfrommemory]

It’s head always reminded me of one of those meringues

[confinesofmy]

my littlest cousin is very sick with some sort of upper respiratory for like the 20th time in his very short little life. 😢 it's so hard not to mentally backseat parent in a situation like this. at least his mom is always quick with the doctor's visits, that makes me feel better at least.

[bunnyb34r]

I need life to slow the fuck down bc my skin is starting to hurt real bad from all this picking :/

[guinevereslancelot]

slowly gaining the favor of the one child who hates everyone. i am the toddler whisperer 😌

[chantalstacys]

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[killbaned]

my hot take of the day is that if you have to use disposable incontinence products and someone else is responsible for throwing them away but ALSO, instead of using one fucking garbage can for them you fucking put them EVERYWHERE you're a bit of a fucking asshole and i should be able to smother you with one

[aftermathing]

You're supposed to ask for help. If you don't ask for help you're never going to get help and you will be condemned for being useless and taking no actions to help yourself. If you ask for help. no one is going to help you. you are not allowed to wish that anyone help you or expect anyone to help you or you are a selfish piece of shit. you are not allowed to wish things were better. You're not allowed to ask for help actually because you are selfish and you didn't think about how others might feel being put in the vulnerable and intimate position of being asked for help. your friends did not consent to being asked for help or explained why you've been having problems and you should have thought about the way they felt before you forced them to read your texts asking them for help. I'm not even joking I should just kill myself because there is actually genuinely no such thing as getting better or getting help or being a good friend ?