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[arbitrarycategories]

Billy Batson week Day 4: Perfect Pair/Favorite Duo!

I wanted to do Marvel and Billy as my duo but the Wizard shoved Marvel over and declared himself a father figure. And who am I to argue.

[lucabyte]

A belief in Nominative Determinsim

[liketolaugh-writes]

The General Enhancement Assessment

The general enhancement assessment covers 12 attributes: strength, speed, stamina, agility, flexibility, durability, dexterity, reflexes, proprioception, perception, intelligence, and self-sustenance.

A Grade 1 Enhanced hits at least three of these boxes at any level. A Grade 2 Enhanced hits at least half of these boxes, at least two at Grade 2 or higher. A Grade 3 Enhanced hits at least 8 of these boxes, at least 3 at Grade 3 or higher. A Grade 4 Enhanced hits at least 10 of these boxes, at least 3 at Grade 4 or higher. A Grade 5 Enhanced hits all of these boxes, at least 2 at Grade 5.

Danny (ghost form) is a Grade 4 Enhanced and hits 10 boxes: 3 at Grade 4 (proprioception, flexibility, self-sustenance), 7 at Grade 3 (strength, speed, agility, stamina, durability, reflexes, perception.)

Danny (human form) is a Grade 2 Enhanced and hits 8 boxes: 1 at Grade 4 (proprioception), 1 at Grade 3 (perception), 4 at Grade 2 (reflexes, agility, durability, self-sustenance), 2 at Grade 1 (strength, speed.)

[raspberryjellybrains]

i know nobody gaf but i reeallllllyyyy wanna talk about my bad kids gender/sexuality headcanons so here goes

fig: obviously bi/pan/omni bc it's canon (yayy!!!), but i think she would identify as bisexual! i also really like her as a trans girl :) something about demonic puberty and human puberty and going against others' expectations to define for yourself who you are.

gorgug: same case with fig for sexuality, and i don't think he even really had many thoughts or feelings about it. bc he's one of my favorites and not because i have a great volume of evidence, im hitting him with the gender beam. i think there's something agender about this half-orc. masculinity feels like something gorgug was handed, went "okay", and never really examined further or felt in any meaningful way. not really a costume so much as a label with some instructions. probably uses he/they pronouns after some lovely chats with the AAAGSA (idk if thats the right acronym but i think it would be funny if it was)

adaine: i think she just kind of assumes she's straight? not enough time or care to investigate otherwise. had a thing for one (1) boy and just goes with that. i truly think that she's arospec and aspec and it takes her until after post-secondary to realize this. "girl" was kind of forced on her pretty hard, and kind of feels it, but also feels like it's inextricably tied to some awful memories. maybe demigirl in the future? trying to figure out what "girl" means for herself and still sticking with she/her, for now. still considers herself cis for a long time after knowing she probably isn't bc she doesn't feel "trans enough" to identify otherwise.

fabian: BIG woman enjoyer. i think he would kiss anyone of any gender as long as they're hot, but takes a minute to discover that one. he would probably just assume everyone works like that, and as long as he's mostly into women, he's straight. which isn't entirely right or wrong! as for gender, i think he's cisgender. there's room for experimentation with presentation after sophmore year, but feels most comfortable on the masculine end of androgyny. not gender, but queer: i think he'd LOVE drag. kristen would introduce him to it, and they'd watch fantasy rupaul's together and go to live shows when kristen's in town post-hs.

kristen: lesbian ofc!! i think she starts out with the "butch or really christian" bermuda shorts and t-shirts freshman year, but leans further and further into butch as she moves away from the church. she IS the girl in basketball shorts and a t-shirt/tanktop every day of the year and most of the school's sapphic population wants her for it BADLY. as for gender, i think a similar boat to adaine where femininity is tied up in a lot of bad experiences, but more nonchalant about it? should probably talk to someone about it but who caaaaaaaarrreeees. leans really hard into masculine woman bc i think she is a girl, and this is an expression of that which is entirely her own to feel and define.

and last but not least, riz: pretty well canon aro/ace and that genuinely means a lot to me. not to get personal. i think he's romance and sex repulsed, but interested in a qpr or some kind of lifelong companionship bc he gets lonely!! dude wants a friend for all of his many detective adventures. i think he's also a cisgender boy, but i would not shoot down readings otherwise.

and thats all!! if anyone does care, I'll probably elaborate on minuteae in the tags and if anyone really really wants, i can make a part two with other characters :D

[otaku553]

Something funny for your spy x family ASL au

Luffy took ONE look at loid and internally went 'oh sweet. He's a spy like sabo' and never brings it up while anya just stares at him horrified and like with ace and sabo, he just never brings it up.

This also happens with yor and anya makes a funny noise

(As i am typing this my dog has the zoomies and is running around like a maniac)

HAHA YEAH THIS WOULD DEFINITELY HAPPEN

I think loid’s a good enough actor that luffy wouldn’t figure it out immeditely from like just a few seconds of meeting him but give him a minute or a few and he’ll figure it out on vibes alone

[bl-mitchum]

Sometimes I’ll remember a word exists and then I get a little obsessed with it in my writing— which is helpful when it’s a descriptive one, but the most recent one is “arbitrary”… which is nondescript by design.

[cdsillylilyposting]

Did I miss any vote on ya phones NOW!

don call me honey you ain't a teacher

i said it a lotta actual stuff here but lily has jus so much TO much bile for Ant an Crim

rule three IS arbitrary thats a fact "Is good" can't be objective so well done really congrats

[soulrox]

The sheer wave of ideas that came from this comment. This is solely DC - for now.

Hero reviews and common issues;

John Constantine - 3.3 Stars

Smokes

Steals

Swears

Escalates situations, but will eventually handle it

Slept with him and he ghosted me <- Removed by moderators (Sexual)

WILL SLEEP WITH ANYTHING THAT MOVES THEN LEAVES <- Removed by moderators (Sexual)

Added by Mods -> Warning Playboy, will leave you hurt.

Sold his soul to me and I will have it <- Removed by moderators (Demonic)

Batman - ~~~Error 404~~~

(The page you are looking for does not exist. Please return to the prior page.)

Green Arrow - 4.0 Stars

Arrow took out my car window

Arrow was found in a garden Gnome

Killed my boss <- Removed by moderators (Violence) <- Moderator comments -> don't be adumbass and work for the mob <- Removed by Moderator (Bullying/Harrasment)

Sexy mustach <- Removed by moderators (Sexual)

Green Lantern - 3.5 Stars

Too many different people

Unknown who is Earth's designated GL

Who are you????

NONE ARE WOMEN <- Moderator comments -> would like to say there are female versions, just rare to see.

Flash (adult) - 4.0 Stars

Steals food

Will take selfies on devices

Talks too fast to understand

Gives people whiplash

Stole my hot pocket from my hand <- Removed by moderator (Stated elsewhere)

Late to everything <- Moderators do not know how this was added and are unable to delete it. (Batman added it)

Wonder Woman - 5 Stars

Lasso Me Mommy <- Removed by moderator (Sexual)

Woman <- Removed by moderator (Sexist)

She's done nothing wrong

Black Canary - 4.3 Stars

Woman <- Removed by moderator (Sexist)

Married to Green Arrow (<-unsure if this is a in-universe known fact) <- Moderator comment - NOOO MY LESBIAN HEART CAN'T TAKE IT <- Removed by moderator (Sad lesbian noise)

Breaks glass (car, house, phone screen, sunglasses, glasses)

Where'd she get her jacket? <- Removed by moderator (Irrelevant)

Martian Manhunter - 2.8 Stars <- Moderators are looking into bots

Alien <- Removed by moderators (Racism)

Reads minds <- Moderators would like to point out MM does not go around reading everyone's minds.

Green <- Removed by moderators (Racism)

Amazing hugs

Zantanna Zatara - 4.8 Stars

Stage Magician

Better in every way than John Constantine <- Removed by moderators (Bullying) Moderators would like to note that while this is true, we here at ____, do not condone bullying.

MOMMY <- Removed by moderators (Sexual)

Captain Marvel - 4.9 Stars

WE LOVE YOU BIG CHEESE

BABY

WHOEVER GAVE 1 STAR I'M COMING FOR YOUR LEFT SHOE <- Removed by moderator (Violence) (Teth Adam was the 1 star)

Superman - 4.0 Stars <- Moderators are aware of Lex Luther buying bots to change the rating; 4.0 Stars will be used until the issue is dealt with.

Alien <- Removed by Moderators (Racism)

Destroyed my car

GO BACK TO WHERE YOU CAME FROM <- Removed by moderators (Lex Luther)

STEP ON MY DADDY <- Removed by moderators (Sexual/Lex Luther)

[proudfreakmetarusonikku]

”afab nonbinary people are transmasc and amab nonbinary people are transfem!” what if I killed you with hammers

[arbitrarycategories]

Shh I’m only a little (3 hours) late!! Anyway

Billy Batson Week Day 5: Into the Elseworlds/Favorite AU

I really like those aus where Constantine ends up as Billy’s reluctant mentor so I wrote one of my own! It got away from me a little but I like how it turned out

[oswaldthatendswald]

Day One of New Job: I seem to be the youngest person there by a wide margin. The single other employee who knows how to work the software I use wasn't in today, so they sent me home six hours early. (Technically, today isn't a work day for me, so I actually just came in for an orientation, but it's funnier to say I got to go home.) I have been given complete control over the materials room I manage and my hours are remarkably flexible. This could bode very well or very ill.

[starry-sophrosyne]

me realizing i havent ever posted my initial designs for tox and leo/ive stopped talked about ttos as a whole:

[mashamorevvna]

in hindsight, kind of insane how fandom really sucked out my motivation&enjoyment from writing. i remember being pretty hyped up during the orin/gortash thing throughout & now im like eh...a fic is whatever to me

[spineless-lobster]

Literally all of nyx’s children have autism and it fucking shows which is why I love all of them so much in my heart

[kangaracha]

Felix + focus

(this is actually written by @keepswingin, who gained access to my blog for five minutes and decided she wanted my prompts list)

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It's bad luck, and you know it's bad luck, but you can't stop yourself from sneaking across the hall as soon as nobody is looking. You close the door as quietly as possible behind you and turn around, fully prepared to tease your husband to be, only to find him standing before the mirror, shakily adjusting his tie.

Felix is muttering to himself as he struggles with keeping his hands steady, smoothing them down the sides of his pants, once, twice, three times, and then he catches your eye in the mirror, and he freezes, and something about it reminds you of a deer caught between bright headlights.

"Sorry," you giggle, approaching him with your heart thumping wildly in your chest because this is actually happening, and he's going to be what you wake up next to every morning, and those hands will help you cook dinner and those eyes will look at you and call you beautiful and - and you're getting carried away. "I couldn't wait." 

You reach out for his hand as soon as you're close enough, twining your fingers together. You can still feel him shake despite it, and the small smile he gives you is wobbly at the corners, and his eyes are crinkled in that anxious way that he claims he doesn't do, and you tug him closer, reaching your other hand up to curl around his cheek. 

"Hey," you whisper, his eyes catching yours. "You're okay. Everything's okay. Focus. Focus on me." You press your forehead against his and hear his chest stutter with a long exhale. "I'm right here." 

"I'm sorry," he says as soon as he's able to, blinking fast. Leave it to him to apologize over things that don't require one. "I was just - my mom left to go find something, and I was standing here alone and I just got to thinking and then I - " Another breath, this one calmer than the last. "I just don't want to mess anything up. On our day." 

"You could never ruin our day," you tell him, and then your smile grows because you can't help yourself and he knows how you are. "Even if you did, I'd still treasure it all the same." 

It does work in dragging a laugh out of him, genuine and carefree. "You're going to make me worry all over again," he throws back gently, tucking a loose strand of hair behind your ear. "You're beautiful, by the way." 

"Can you still act surprised when you see me walk out? My mom already threatened me," you ask, and then his lips pull into a smile you'll never forget as he moves closer, lips brushing lightly against your own. 

"My mom threated me too," he admits quietly, and then he's kissing you, and you can't help but wonder how any of this could ever be bad luck when it's the luckiest you've ever felt. 

[roomwithanopenfire]

I am *going* to finish this oneshot by valentines day. you wouldn't believe me cause I have like sub 200 words written so far and only the vaguest idea of where it's going but I wrote like entire fics in a day during COC, I can do this