batfam meets the JL but it’s just the bat kids breaking into the watch tower during a debriefing or meeting to ask bruce the most mundane questions. they go about it like they’re interns that need to speak to the CEO during a board meeting. they walk over waving their hands and mouthing “i’m so sorry just need to ask batman something 😬” and then they lean over to bruce and ask something like “alfred wants to know if you’re gonna be home for dinner” and then they dip.
one of them started this when bruce didn’t answer their texts (it was probably tim or something) and now everyone does it.
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after having an entire hour long conversation with my coworkers about what "degendering" is, and the importance of using trans people's pronouns when you know them- rather than always defaulting to "they/them" no matter what- and still getting "they/them"ed by people I trusted not to fucking do that to me, I have decided that the name and pronouns circle of introductions for new additions to the group will now include the very clearly stated boundary that they do not use "they/them" pronouns for me.
your move, cowards!
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alternative treatments
[ID: Four panel pills that make you green comic.
Panel 1: A plain stick figure is on the left, while moss green is on the right.
Plain: "I'm just concerned, I mean you've heard about the conversion therapy laws, haven't you?"
Moss: "Hm?"
Plain: "I mean it's really ridiculous, they'd criminalize simply encouraging other alternatives to turning green!"
Panel 2: Zoom in on Moss' face, which reads "(having a flashback)". The plain stick figure continues talking from offscreen:
"I mean you need to be able to pursue a variety of options, these experimental drugs should really be a last resort. I sent my own child to a very nice therapist and they came back so much more well behaved and obedient and- Hello? I am talking to you."
Panel 3: Framed as a thought bubble from Moss' head in the preceding panel. A smaller stick figure is strapped to a chair wearing a helmet with wires coming out of it, connected to the chair. A larger stick figure has their hand on a lever.
Small: "It's been over a year, when are you actually helping me?"
Big: "Soon, honestly. We just need to rule out a few more possibilities."
Small: "Like what?"
Big: "Uh... Compulsive green ideation."
Small: "I was already evaluated for that."
Big: "Just sit back and let me zap you, you little shit."
Panel 4: The flashback ends and the plain stick figure is still talking, while Moss is putting on a bandana.
Plain: "I mean it would be ridiculous if I had to go to prison for that."
Moss: "Sure, yeah."
Plain: "Ah, I'm so glad you agree."
Moss: "Prison would be too merciful, yeah. It's good that I'm here I guess."
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Decided to isolate this cute little Techno Goth (Veggie Burger??) composition from an in-progress comic.
[Image ID: A drawing of Tucker and Sam sharing a chair with their focus on Tucker’s Switch. Tucker is sitting in Sam’s lap with Sam's arms around his waist and her head resting on his shoulder. Tucker is wearing a red beanie with short dreads, a goldenrod yellow turtleneck sweater, green cargo pants, and white shoes. Sam is wearing a black crop top with a fishnet layer over top, purple pleated plaid skirt, artistically ripped purple leggings, and black combat boots with purple treads and bright green laces. Tucker has the tips of his dreads dyed green and purple. Sam has streaks of purple, green, and orange in her hair. /. End ID]
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fuck personality tests tell me what do u prefer? paperbacks? hardcovers? e-books? or audio books?
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I think we need to normalize using "people" as a species neutral word.
Like idk in my brain the word people just doesn't automatically = human. To me it's just a way to signify intelligence and individuality, and to emphasize the need for respect towards another creature, not specific to any one species.
Dogs can be people, mice can be people, dragons can be people, humans can be people, birds can be people, elves can be people, robots can be people, and so on.
It's also (in my opinion) just much easier than always saying "beings" or "individuals" when referring to varying assortments of creatures.
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Ok, so my mom is horrified that I don’t wash my face every morning, saying she washes her face in the morning even if she showered the night before and says that everyone washes their face in the morning so I wanna see what the general stance on this is
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