#at war with the pasta fandom

[breannasfluff]

Next task: add to the ravioli agenda. I might even manage something that isn’t Wing Bois for the masses.

[macadam]

I think about King Kong adventure fuck every day

[petriwriting]

My Masterlist

Here is my current masterlist, I will be updating this regularly. Feel free to drop a request or idea in my inbox, Requests are always welcome!

Fandoms: Harry Potter, Mauraders, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Star Wars, A series of unfortunate events, Supernatural, Doctor who, Euphoria, Riverdale, Skins, Glee, American horror story, The walking dead, 5 seconds of summer, Legend of zelda, The last of us, The hunger games, Divergent and anything else I post on my Main Account.

Harry Potter

Regulus Black

For the first time - No matter how bad it gets at home, there's one person that makes Regulus happy no matter what.

French Poetry & Chocolate - *Requested! A Regulus black x Slytherin reader where they are best friends and the reader gets her period and he helps and comforts her? No worries if not!

Sirius Black

The Announcement - Rockstar!Sirius' wife is pregnant.

Memories - Harry reads a love story from his Godfathers old journal.

Remis Lupin

Scars - Remus is insecure.

Theodore Nott

Jealousy - What could go wrong when seeing other people?

I'll always stand up for you - Theo gets himself into a fight.

Promise - Theodore makes a promise by giving away his mother's ring.

We're just kids.. - Theodore falling in love with his best friend.

Bad idea, right? - Based on "Bad idea right" by Olivia Rodrigo.

Smithereens - Based on "Smithereens" by Twenty One Pilots

My Chef - Italian!Theodore flaunts his pasta-making skills.

Theodore Nott Headcannons.

Dad!Theodore Nott Headcanoons.

Marvel Cinematic Universe

Peter Parker - Spider-man

All over again - Peter falls in love for the second time. or maybe it's still like the first time.

Dad!Peter Parker Headcannons.

[mistressoftheforest]

Little creepypasta rant:

The misogyny in this fandom is insane. Shitting on the afab pasta stories because they’re bad when the amab pastas stories are just as bad or worse. The amount of times I’ve seen people just make the afab pastas into shipping tools for their shipping wars is annoying. They’re much more than that. They deserve just as much as attention as the dude pastas.

[cherrytreegrove]

My Creepypasta Headcanons

These might get me some hate but idc, y’all have your own opinions and these are mine. Luv y’all <3

Jeff isn’t the uncontrollable psychopath that some sides of the fandom depict him as, he’s more tired and bored, kinda just like ‘meh’. He’s like a burned out teenager. BEN is similar, that’s why they get along,( he might also sell drugs on the side.)

I also headcanon that it hurts when Jeff smiles because of his cut smile, so he doesn’t smile often. (And laughing hurts like hell)

Slender is a father figure (fight me). He cares enough to feed them and makes sure their hygiene is good, and gives them their own rooms. When it comes to conflict between pastas, he kinda couldn’t give two shits, as long as no one is killing each other and shit is getting done

Lazari, Sally, and lifeless Lucy get along. They have little tea parties together, they also talk shit, and play dress up together.

Slender has a file system, with color, and no one knows what the colors mean.

Sully is kinda just a demon that lives in Liu’s body.

EJ isn’t allowed to cook (he once tried to feed everyone organs) not that some of them don’t eat organs, just that some of them would like actual food.

BEN can control whether he’s a transparent ghost or a physical being

The Mansion is an actual mansion, it isn’t in perfect condition but enough to live in (they do live in the underworld) it’s clean enough.

The mansion has a movie marathon every Friday. Weather it’s horror movies, comedies, etc

Everyone’s rooms are kinda just doors to a pocket dimension.

When BEN gets pissy, he turns off/ glitches all electronics in the mansion.

Jane has attempted to kill Jeff multiple times, but they’re immortal, so now she just does it to annoy him.

Slender has a chore chart, it consists of cleaning the living room, kitchen, picking up smiles poop, cleaning grinny’s litter box, doing laundry, etc (they all take turns)

Toby isn’t the ‘MASKY!! WAFFLES!!’ of the fandom, he’s (again like Jeff) tired. He’s kinda annoyed by the hyperactive pastas; LJ

The slender brothers visit for holidays (Offender doesn’t exist to me)

Everyone has a human disguise, to find their victims.

Yes, there is a war between Zalgo’s minions and the Slender-Alliance

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THESE ARE HEADCANONS WITH MY OCS, IF YOU DON'T CARE, DON'T READ

Angel cuts everyone hair (except Jeff, no one touches his hair)

Riku wakes everyone up, picks up their clothes, and clean after everyone (even though Slender has told her she doesn’t have to)

Angel and Hope are everyone’s sugar mamas.

Hope has the biggest closet.

No one can keep secrets from Zuri, she’s too smart.

Kyoka’s Aromatic & Acesexual

Luna, Jane, Masky, and Hoodie are everyone’s bodyguards.

Everyone has a curtain partner for group missions.

The Angel gang don’t live in the slender mansion, they live in the old Russian castle

Kyoka doesn’t belong to Angel, she’s slender’s proxy.

[cambrioleur]

Random observations on this season (updating)

(SPOILERS, OBVIOUSLY)

Episode 1

I don't think we've ever seen Assane do a genuine fourth-wall break before

OK so Claire has a last name now

Assane really expected that he could just show up and Claire would just fall at his feet

I'm surprised Benjamin is just allowed to continue working at his shop

This feels better-edited than Parts 1 & 2

Name a more iconic duo than Belkacem and failing constantly (she really doesn't listen, does she)

Episode 2

Philippe Courbet sighting

NEVER invite Guédira to a funeral lmaooo

Hang on I'm just now realizing that Juliette is at this funeral, too (she's standing in the second row behind Benjamin and Claire and honestly doesn't seem too upset about Assane's "death")

I like how in the flashback Babakar tells Assane that he reminds him of his mother and then it turns out she was a criminal

This seems to be around the time of Raoul's birthday again; he really can't catch a break on that

Episode 3

New shipping war just dropped: Guédira/Belkacem vs Guédira/Fleur

That bit where Claire was outright begging Benjamin to tell her Assane was alive and he couldn't...that was sad

But then it was followed by Benjamin doing the "uhh my FRIEND just died" act with Belkacem which was funny

This gang of thugs is trying a little too hard tbh

Assane's disguise in this episode is fucking terrible lol

The basketball coach disguise, on the other hand, is the only time I've genuinely thought he wasn't recognizable

Episode 4

Ironically that coach persona is probably the best parenting Assane has ever done

Claire? Doing things that are vaguely cool?? That feels illegal. Also, she looked so proud of herself for swiping that book, lol

Betraying Benjamin was certainly...a choice on Assane's part ("everyone disliked that")

This episode is going to devastate the show's Tumblr fandom

Episode 5

Assane trolling the shit out of Guédira will never not be funny

These 1998 flashbacks are pretty dark actually

Honestly the way Claire got that reveal out of Benjamin was very well-played on her part

Guédira out here looking like present-day Ringo Starr with that disguise

Aww look at Assane playing the matchmaker for Guédira and Belkacem, heh heh

This is easily one of the funniest episodes

Except Benjamin is straight up not having a good time -- it looks like he got beaten up in prison

Episode 6

Actually, now that I'm thinking about it, I'm not totally sure Benjamin knows that Assane betrayed him. It's possible he just thinks that he fucked up with the bracelet and then missed a cue in the maze

"Pasta with ketchup" jesus fucking christ Claire that sounds horrendous (although I'm guessing the only reason they did that was because of the ketchup-bottle reveal)

Assane really has Claire's number because he's now seduced her twice under two different identities

IDK whether or not Raoul has figured out that the coach is his dad but it's funny that he still seemed to be shipping it either way

It's nice that we get to see Claire's more playful side in this season, like her messing with Assane by acting really flirty with "Alex" after she realizes they're the same person

INCREDIBLE casting for the younger and older versions of Keller tbh; they easily look like they could be the same person

Episode 7

What a nice family reunion...it would be a shame if something happened to it...

The flashbacks are significantly darker than the present timeline this time around

Guédira finally got to arrest Assane, good for him!

The scene at the train station with the letter from Assane to Claire sort of reminds me of the ending to A Tale of Two Cities, which I had to read for AP prep a while back

Oh look, Hubert Pellegrini is back

So they're CLEARLY setting up another season with this ending

The choice of people to show on the montage there was interesting, lol

I could see a Juliette antagonist arc happening tbh

Maybe Assane's mom isn't all she seems either

And what about Benjamin? If he turns against Assane the viewers are going to lose their minds

[laughingbrand]

Looking for art buddies/Introduction

Hello, my name is Brandy, and welcome to my blog! I'm a 20+ art major who has fallen outta my passion for art over the last few years and wants an excuse to get back into it. So, I figured I might as well give Tumblr a try again and see where it goes! My main account is @brandywyne so if you get a follow from that it's me lol I dunno how to follow from side blogs. I'd love to make some friends on here again and just have a good time and maybe get some art practice here and there. I'm probably going to mainly post fanfiction/fanart for a while as I get back into the swing of things. Might have art requests open too? Haven't decided yet. Though if you like/do any of the following, please leave a note/reblog/like so we can chat! Biggest interests to smallest: ☠ World Building (!!!) ☠ OCS (I love making fanart of OCs, please let me know if you aren't okay with that!) ☠ One Piece (Big Kid Pirates fan) ☠ Creepypasta (I was an OG back in 2012 era Pasta community) ☠ Sketching/drawing/art (any medium is cool!) ☠ Summoner's War Sky Arena ☠ Markiplier fan (Been a fan for about 10 years now) ☠ Music ☠ Headcanons ☠ Horror (games/movies/stories/etc) ☠ Fanfiction/stories ☠ Monsters/teratophillia ☠ Journaling ☠ I used to be in a lot of older fandoms like Homestuck, MLP, Ninjago, SVTFOE, OFF, RPG games, Villainous, New Vegas, Skyrim, DC Comics, Outlast, Evil Within, Samurai Jack, MHA, Hazbin Hotel, and a few others too. Not as big these days but some I still have a mild interest in. Feel free to ask! NSFW Stuff: I'm fine with general NSFW stuff for writing and art, but because of that I do want to mention the following:

Please do NOT interact if you're a/into: Underage/minor (18+ only please. I'm a little too old to be friends with kids.), pedophile, bestiality, lolicon/shota, incest, age regression, pet play, feeder/vore/inflation, basically anything you'd find on the front page of Deviantart if you catch my drift. (Edited post to include more info)

[ilostmyhat-lilkittygirl]

Welcome HAI :3

Hello! I am so glad you're here!!!

🐚-My age is private, all you need to know is that I am under 18.

🐚- I am Filipino but born in America :D

🐚- I can speak fluent English, I can understand Bisaya/Cubeno but can't speak it :,( Same with Tagalog.

🐚- I am a Leo INFP!!!

🐚- MULTISHIPPER :))))

🐚- I am in A LOT of fandoms, but here are a few (Emoji meanings at the bottom)

🐚- Panromantic Asexual :3

🦋= I know A LOT ABOUT SAID FANDOM

🌻= I either dipped my toes in it for a little bit or have already left it (Which basically means "I forgot/don't know a lot of that fandom") BUT I STILL LOVE IT WHEN I SEE IT

⚜️= Either I REALLY REALLY WANT TO JOIN SAID FANDOM or I just joined!!!

SCP Foundation 🦋

The Disastrous Life of Saiki K 🦋

Saikiverse/Asouverse 🦋/⚜️

Legend of Zelda ⚜️

Undertale (And literally any Undertale AU) 🌻

Deltarune ⚜️

My Little Pony 🦋/🌻

Doki Doki Literature Club 🌻

Gravity Falls 🌻

Star Vs. The Forces of Evil 🌻

The Owl House 🌻

Amphibia 🌻

Yandere Simulator 🌻

Baldi Basics Education and learning 🌻

Gacha (I am very ashamed) 🌻

CountryHumans/Hetalia (Again, not my proudest moment) 🌻

Meta Personifs 🦋/⚜️

Welcome to the table 🦋

Omori 🦋

Across/Into the Spiderverse 🦋/⚜️

Shorts Wars 🦋

Hazbin Hotel🦋

Five Nights At Freddy's 🦋

Doors 🦋

Precure/any magical girl show (Anime or not) 🦋/⚜️

I am 1000000000000000000000% sure I am in a million more I don't remember so just ask! I will respond!

My favs (Mention their names and I will go feral) : Jack Bright (NOT ADMIN BRIGHT FCK ADMIN BRIGHT) Alto Clef, Dr. Iceberg, 035, 187, 2085, Kusuo Saiki, Reita Toritsuka (Season 2), Aiura Mikoto, Kokomi Teruhashi, Link, Sans, Chara, Frisk, Undyne, Asriel, Dreamtale Dream Sans, Dreamtale Nightmare Sans, Noelle, twilight, fluttershy, sunset shimmer, starlight glimmer, Natsuki, Bill Cipher, Dipper, Hunter, Marcy, Austin, Basil, Aubrey, Mari, Pavitir, Hobie, RoyalMelon, Pasta man (Clone riggy(Yess, you all suck for hating him)) Rosey, Dark Danno, Alastor, Vox, Stolas, Micheal Afton, Clara Afton, Guiding light, Flashlight, Cure Sky, Cure Prism, Dark Sky, Iris, Carissa, Lyna.

Side Blogs :3

@ezrathescpnerd (SCP Blog)

@kcluvsshortswars (Shorts Wars Blog)

@omoriwithezrakc (Omori Blog)

Not a side blog but follow my platonic wife @kaseythinksimcool

[margaret-the-duck]

*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟIntro post*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ

"Writers aren't exactly people... they're a whole bunch of people trying to be one person" - F. Scott Fitzgerald

hello I'm Maggie :)

basic infos: she/her, scorpio, minor, bi and ace, goblin/hobbit core, wanna be writer, chaotic, has far too many projects at the same time, anxious mess, always confused, lost in fantasy worlds, gets really emotional when a long fanfiction updates the last chapter, tea enjoyer, member of the moss cult, wants new friends but is too socially awkward :,)

bands and artists I like: queen, ABBA, david bowie, red hot chili pepper, conan gray, nirvana, bon jovi, movie music in general

"Someone will always be prettier. Someone will always be smarter. Someone will always be younger. But they will never be you" - Freddie Mercury

Food I like: Strawberries, Cereals <3, any dessert, pasta and pizza, chicken nuggets, ananas (but not on pizza), cheese, chocolate, croquettes, anything with chicken

things that make me happy: my friends/family/girlfriend, music, my fandoms, my OTPs, raccoons, cats, my comfort characters, crocheting, creative things in general, braids, the netherlands, acorns, flowers, books, greek mythology, hugs, rainbows, character inspired playlists, owls, goats, frogs, lotr ambience playlists, walking through a forest (especially in spring and autumn)

my fandoms: lord of the rings, the hobbit, percy jackson, marauders, gravity falls, mcu/marvel, night at the museum, star wars, carry on

"I've never been so wrong in all my life" - Thorin Oakenshield

currently reading: the silmarillion, circe, percy jackson and the chalice of the gods, rereading the song of achilles

comfort books: percy jackson, the song of achilles, carry on

"Being a hero doesn't mean you're invincible. It just means that you're brave enough to stand up and do what's needed." - Piper McLean

comfort movies and series: lord of the rings, the hobbit, anything from marvel but especially the guardians of the galaxy and ant man, night at the museum, gravity falls, monk

"There's some good in this world Mr Frodo, and it's worth living for" - Samwise Gamgee

languages I speak (more or less) : luxemburgish (don't ask what it is. barely anybody knows that language lol), german, french, english, currently learning spanish

things I do when I'm not just starring at my bedroom wall: baking for my friends, crocheting, designing clothes based on fictional characters, daydreaming about writing, wasting my time on pinterest and ao3, writing, reading, thinking of fake scenarios, listening to music, writing bad poetry

"I put my heart and my soul into my work, and have lost my mind the process" - Vincent van Gogh

[onedismay]

Get to Know Me tag

Thanks for tagging me @korblez! :D

Rules: Tag 10 or more people you want to get to know better

Fave ships: -side-eyes blog- I MIGHT be so into the Shadow Broker/Tazzik that I don't even remember what else I might have once shipped in Mass Effect...... Oh, my favorite Shepard ship is mShep/Kaidan! (it's the slow burn ;_;) In the Dark Crystal fandom I'm open to a billion pairings but skekShod/skekZok is the one that stole my brain for like six months. In Star Wars I mainly ship Khem Val/my sith inquisitor... (or any inq really) Then there's my little sunshine Sims 2 alien and the grouchy twi'lek dude she married...... Noo, I have to ignore OCs, we'll be here forever D:

Favorite color: Black and purple

Song stuck in my head: head empty

Favorite food: Pasta..... Any kind of pasta. Also broccoli! And cheesecake. Lately I've been putting grape slices in my sandwiches and now I don't want to make them any other way.

Last song listened to: Thanks for reminding me I never remembered to put my playlist on today lmaoooo. No wonder I've been a bit meh. Apparently the song last played was Taiyo ni Korosareta by Buck-Tick!

Last tv show/movie: I don't watch tv very much, but I did watch the most recent pro sumo tournament and maaan it was a rollercoaster. Some of my favorite wrestlers got injured and I'm a little bit devastated. D: If sports don't count then the latest thing I watched was the Boulet Brothers' Dragula season 5 which was super good!! Love watching talented artists and the monsters they create.

Spicy/sweet/savory?: savory > sweet > spicy. Spicy things are fun in small doses but they make my nose run :< (and also i am baby)

Currently reading: I'm slooowly reading the Dark Crystal novelization! I'm very familiar with the movie of course but never read the book version before. It's very calming and immersive, so it's my bedtime anti-anxiety book at the moment.

Last thing I googled: "savory meaning" LEAVE ME ALONE the word was in my vocabulary but sometimes i don't trust myself... i had to make sure........

Tagging: @dandenbo @messydiabolical @noirchotic @reikiajakoiranruohoja @skeknya Only if you feel like it, of course!

[un-unavoidableanxiousball]

✨ Meowpheus ✨

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Masterlist

Prompt used: Bite, Flashbacks

Rating: Teen and Up

Fandom: The Sandman

Pairing: Dream of The Endless/Hob Gadling

Characters: Hob Gadling, Dream of The Endless, random OC Patricia created just for this

Tags: hurt/comfort, possible out of character,

! Warnings ! : flashback (if I succeeded) of an ambush (though it's probably more of a subtext), blood

Word count: 1868

This is one hell of a slippery slope, I swear.

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New Year's Eve is coming up.

Hob has a love-hate relationship of sorts with this holiday. Well... he doesn't have anything against the holiday itself, but what it entails — fireworks. 

It was the sounds that bothered him. That's also the reason for his near half-century hatred of poppers or bang snaps. Reminded him a bit too much of artillery shells bursting in the air. But after his participation in The Great War and WWII?

(However brief that one was. It got too dangerous too fast. Sue him for not wanting a part in that.)

He had found out the hard way that sudden flashes of light have joined "Hob's private party of various PTSD triggers".

He can certainly try to avoid getting triggered. But one can only go so far out of their way to do so. Been there, done that. 

Because surely a notorious tendency to move out of cities around New Year's Eve is such a fantastic habit. Heading to the closest available secluded and unpopulated areas can be a nightmare. There's traffic and weather to consider, and ughh, the iced-over roads. All in all not really ideal in the long run.

Nowadays, at times like this, he opted to staying inside and listening to music or other media with his noise cancelling headphones.

He'd stay holed up in his apartment. High stock of food? — some leftovers from Christmas Dinner, but most just from his excessive grocery runs for Christmas — ✓Check. 

Hob is sure to avoid any reasons to go outside. Whether he succeeds or not is a whole other thing. 

He did actually pick up the habit of listening to music when outdoors. It helps. It's not foolproof, that's for certain, but if it works - it works.

Nonetheless there are moments when taking off those headphones is simply polite and right thing to do. 

Like today.

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Dream had found himself on high alert the second Hob had gotten out of bed. There was a tension to him that Dream hasn't seen before. He tried his best to provide comfort for his friend, but it didn't seem to be helping much. 

The entire time the air between them was charged with uncertainty and apprehension. Perhaps Hob can read him - even in cat form - like an open book. It shouldn't be surprising. After all, by their sixth meeting, in 1889, Hob already saw more than Dream had liked or let on at the time. The human hadn't even been afraid to speak his mind.

Dream witnessed how throughout the day it was getting worse. To an unobservant individual nothing would have been amiss. But Dream has known Hob longer, than any human ever could, therefore he saw those changes with no difficulty. Hob lead fewer conversations with even fewer words and little Hob-like expressiveness. 

Dream lazily follows Hob's movement. 

When push came to shove, it took mere seconds for Hob to cave. 

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Back and forth between the fridge, the oven and the cupboards. 

A melody softly escapes the immortal's lips now and again. Not unfamiliar, but Dream won't delve into its name or by whom. 

After stewing the minced meat, Hob goes ahead with layering the pasta sheets, sliced cheese and prepared meat into a pyrex dish. 

The oven's digital clock struck 17:53 when Hob's phone starts ringing.

"Hello?" 

The response isn't audible that far from the counter Dream lies on. Scratch that, it would be hard to hear from a closer distance anyway, because Hob has earphones plugged in. Whatever it was, it was enough for Hob's shoulders to tense.

"Pat!" Hob turns to turn off the oven. 

"What's wrong? You never call me." Dream lifts his head at the worried tone and is quickly approached. Shaky fingers caress his head and neck. 

"Oh love," his eyes close, "do you need me to come over?" 

Hob slowly opens his eyes, eyebrows raise and with a softer voice, "Do you want me to?"

The answer must be positive, because his friend says, "Take some deep breaths for me, Patts." with that placating type of smile, and  "I'll be right there."

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"-bert. Rob, hello. Earth to Robbie Rob Bobby-" 

Hob is shaken from his thoughts, only to be greeted by a finger poking his cheek repeatedly. His gaze flows from the finger up the arm to the shoulders and finally rest on Patricia's irritated face. 

Oops.

"There you are! I've been trying to get your attention for minutes, Rob." 

"Sorry, Patts. I got to lost in my thoughts again." He gives a nervous chuckle, then adds with humor "Who would've thought bloodshed is so enticing." 

"Rob!" She gasps with indignation and hits him upside the head, "I don't need you to protect my honour. I can handle myself." 

"I know. I know you can." He brings up his hands in an "I-mean-you-no-harm" gesture. 

He clears his throat, "So...can we go through it again?"

"You know, if I wanted someone to sit around and ignore me I might as well have chosen Logan." Patricia stands up from the kitchen counter to resume pacing. "You are a fantastic guy, Robert. I need your help, so focus stays here mister."

"Full attention. Got it. No distractions." Hob nods his head and throws a sheepish smile.

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Dream settles on Hob's lap and absentmindedly listens to the conversation between Patricia and Hob. From time to time Hob's hand goes down his spine or to scratch his head. That's fine, Dream is here to offer support and comfort. No more or less at the moment.

Patricia's earnest and expressive voice introduces an unnoticeable tune. Electric hum makes for a quiet echoic bass line. Freshly put kettle on the stove awaits its solo part.

It happens some time along Patricia's second retelling - a sudden noise that puts an end to this unheard odd melody and silent calm.

Dream's attention shoots to his friend. Immediately notes the distant yet focused look in Hob's eyes. Dream, not noticing Hob scanning the place, was just about to direct that focus to him, but-

A second cracking sound slips through the open window, and with it- 

Patricia gasps as Hob falls to the ground and scrambles away to a wall.

For a second there was nothing else, but Hob's heavy breathing audible.

Suddenly the kettle started to whistle and all hell broke loose.

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Hob holds his breath, strains his ears and waits.

He listens and listens. His heartbeat strong and loud within his chest. Adrenaline rushing through his blood. He scans the room for the best place to hide, the closest weapon. Just in case his ears were right.

He doesn't know how long he waits but there it is again! 

He drops to the ground and swiftly crawls to the wall. Away from any door's or window's view. 

His hand itches. A wooden chair's leg will suffice. He has to break it away.

Not yet.

His heart hammers in his chest. He waits ready for an opportunity to present itself. 

Now!

With precise moves the wooden chair gives out with ease.

A long whistle blast, perfect. Good enough to mask that racket with.

Then he snaps his head around upon hearing a hurt yelp.

Hob for the first time acknowledges the other's presence. He sees Helen cradling her hand to her chest. Sees the blood staining her dress. 

God's wounds. It's one thing to witness fellow comrades being wounded in action. Quite another when it's innocent civilians. 

The sound of an opening window snaps him back to the present. He swings with force at it, anticipating someone to reach through it, to hurt them.

Except - no one did.

Fuck. 

He can't go back to his waiting position, he compromised his location. He closes his eyes and inhales. He needs to think.

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Dream jumps on a stool and without hesitation bites Patricia in her left hand. 

She yelps but brings her attention to the cat.

There, at least she's no longer frozen. 

Dream gestures his head toward the window.

Patricia with her hand pressed to her chest, looks back and forth between Dream, Hob and the window. Like she's unsure what Dream wants her to do.

At last she approaches the window and shuts it.

So he narrows his eyes and with theatrical exaggeration snaps his jaws. A clear intent. It's not hard to understand.

Suddenly Hob takes a big swing with the leg and Patricia misses being hit by a hair.

She takes multiple steps backwards. They both see Hob freeze.

In seconds his attention is back on Patricia. 

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Hob opens his eyes and turns to Helen, and whisper, "Are you okay?"

Why is there so much blood?

"Yeah..." 

He doesn't see her look at him puzzled. With efficiency he tears a fragment of his shirt, approaches her and wraps Helen's hand to stop the bleeding somewhat.

"That should do it."

He grabs her other hand and drags her to the bedroom. Once there Hob makes her sit behind the closet while he, himself, guards the door. Listening and ready to defend. He calms his heart. He looks at her and puts his finger to his lips. 

She nods. Good. 

He closes his eyes and focuses on his hearing.

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Dream follows them close behind and stands near the sitting woman, watching closely both humans.

Minutes pass and the impromptu bandage on Patricia's hand is starting to leak. Drop by drop it adds to the main stain on her shirt, expanding it.

At some point Hob slid down the wall to the floor.

Dream in measured steps goes to Hob and decides to lie next to the immortal human's leg.

In took a few long moments, but finally Hob has opened his eyes and noticed Dream.

"Oh."  

Hob lets go of the wooden leg. He groans and thumps his head on the wall behind him.

"You with us now, Robert?" Patricia speaks up shakily, unsure.

"Yep, body and mind in one place." Hob chuckles with no humor.

"You know that cat of yours is very protective of you. I have a wound to prove it." Patricia gestures at her hand. Dream narrows his eyes at the woman. 

Of course I'm protective of him, he's my only friend.

Patricia lets out a thoughtful hum, "I wonder if it'll scar..." 

A breathy exhale leaves Hob.

"Vicious, isn't he?" A crooked smile disappears as quickly as it appeared. Dream in response licks Hob's fingers.

"Are you alright? You gave me quite a scare there Robert. I bet your cat too."

"Hm?" Hob lifts his head, "Oh. Don't worry, I'm fine. It was a long time coming." A poor imitation of a carefree-like voice, but it still holds tention beneath. Such a simple thing betraying one's emotional state.

"If you say so." Patricia's voice is woven with doubt.

"Really, Patts. You don't have to worry." 

"Ok, I believe you.",

Hob raises his eyebrow, "Okay?" 

"Okay," then, "as long as you receive help... not my business."

Hob sends her a grateful smile. "Thanks."

He nods his head and takes deep breaths. Minute long silence passes.

"So listen, about your problem, I dunno if you want my advice or not. But if I were you I'd think it would be for the best if..."

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Also sorry for taking so long to write this. TwT

Positive and constructive criticism is welcome. I'll embrace any advice coming my way.

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[tiredly101]

I finally found my Darling, evil queen

Fandom: Once Upon a Time

Pairing: Mr. Gold x Ex Military Emma best friend Male!Reader

Timeline: Emma had a mental breakdown when Henry came to her door so Male!Reader took care of him and then drove him back to Story Brooke. Male!Reader rents a room for the night for Emma and goes exploring the town since it was early. Male!Reader meets Mr. Gold in his stroll since he got curious because of the weird store.

Warning: Male!Reader mentioned as Alexis/Felix thorough the story. Male!Reader was Rumpelstiltskin best friend but was made to fight in the Troll war and Rumple (even as the Dark One could never find him because of the evil queen). Kind of OCC Emma Swan.

Alexis looks at Emma while she walks in tiredly. He decides is a good time to bother her about a subject that needed to be mentioned eventually.

— Hey Emma, I have a question — said Alexis while Emma took off her high heels. She only hums letting him know she is listening.

— What are you going to do when that kid comes and searches for you? — asked Alexis making Emma look at him in utter shock.

— Don't look at me like that. If I was that kid I would eventually hunt you down to see why you abandoned me — Alexis says while his eyes scanned a random page in the magazine and then he heard a knock making Emma look at him.

— I order you pizza — was all Alexis said and so Emma walked up to the door and opened it.

Henry pov

I knock on the door of my biological mother and wait until she answers. She opens the door and ask who I am while a guy in the background looks at me with curiosity.

— My name is Henry Mills, I'm your son — I said making the guy walk up to the door while my mom looked utterly shocked.

— Huh, guess I can now see the future. Come on in little man — said the guy while my mom walked towards the couch. He guided me to the counter top and made me a sign to seat down.

— Since your mom, and my best friend, is having a mental break down in the moment I'm going to make you a question — the guy said making me swallow harshly out of nerves.

— Have you eaten anything? — asked the guy while he smiled kindly at me. I shaked my head no while I took out my story book so I can try and find him in it.

— Well little man, my name is Alexis. I'm your mother's best friend and Im guessing you Henry from what I've heard — Alexis said to me while he looked over my shoulder and then he just got back to cooking.

After ten minutes he serves me some pasta, I look at Alexis and he simply smiles while he gives me a fork.

— I made you my specialty, fettuccini alfredo and the pasta is homemade — Alexis said while he looked at my book. I couldn't help but smile when the smell invaded my nose and I happily digged in.

— So you like fairy tales, huh? — asked Alexis while I nodded, he made a face and nodded.

— You know I have read the actual story's that they show you in the movies — he said perking my interest and he chuckled at my reaction.

— Can you tell me about what you read? — I asked shyly making him smile.

— Sure, but if your other mom asks you didn't hear it from me — he said making me laugh and nod. He started talking about the original story of Cinderella and the little mermaid making me look at him happily. I like him.

After a while there was no pasta left. I turn around to see my mom sleeping in the couch making Alexis chuckle. He lifts my mom up and puts her in his back, makes me a sign to grab the car keys and the house alongside my stuff. He was taking me home but at least my mom, the savior, is coming with me.

In the car ride I told Alexis all about the Story Book and the curse and I could see in his eyes curiosity sparking and I knew that I had him hooked. He wasn't going to leave or let my mom leave now, I scroll through the book when he asks for direction to my mom's, the evil queen, house and I find him.

Alexis was Rumpelstiltskin best friend but they were separated during the Troll Wars. Mr. Gold was in love with him and so was he but they never told each other or got to because of The Evil Queen keeping them apart. Not surprised on that bit but even after Mr. Gold became the dark one he still searched for Alexis.

— Alright little man, we have arrived at the mansion that you call home. I'll walk you to the door — he told me making me smile and get out if the car. Alexis knocked the door and waited, after a few seconds my mom came out if the house. She look surprised at seeing me next to him and he explained everything.

— I'm so sorry for the trouble — said my mom apologetic. Alexis only said that it wasn't a problem and that I was a sweet kid. He told her that he is going to rent a room for the night and that he can talk more with her tomorrow if she liked and that made her smile and thanked him while she closed the door.

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Rumplestiltskin pov

I hear the bells of my store chime so I grab my cane and walk to the front only to stop in my tracks when I see a guy with beautiful apple green eyes, sun kissed skin filled with freckles, beautiful curly hazel hair and familiar plump lips. I can't believe my eyes...

Felix...

I remember when he left for the Troll War, I was to scared to tell him how I felt but I still let him go. I look at him and see he now has scars; he has a scar running down one of his eye, I can see from the exposed skin from his neck that he had another one going all the way down his back. There were some littered in his arms and yet he still looked beautiful. I see that in his left hand he still had the promise ring I gave him when he left for the war.

I look at him while he looks at the pieces in the shelf with that old curiosity that always sparkled in his eyes making me smile and chuckle (like in the second gift) when he stares at a book titled "Red roses bleed" (book doesn't exist). I remember he would always read that book in our little town.

— Found something that peeked you interest? — I asked him while I walked up to him and he just smiled at me with his classic beautiful, kind smile.

— Yeah, it's a beautiful yet gruesome story the one of that book. It talks about how a god- — he started to say for me to remember him telling me this everyday so I finished his sentence.

— Falls in love with his best friend who was a commoner but at the end the villagers killed him and so the god made him a rose? — I asked him and saw how his eyes sparkled and how his cheeks softly became a color ruby while he chuckled.

— My name is Alexis — Felix, Alexis, said while I looked at him with a smile and he pulled his hand out at me.

— It's a pleasure to meet you, I'm Mr. Gold — I said while I shook his hand but soon I pulled away even though his touch still lingered in my hand.

— Call me crazy, but I feel like I know you from somewhere — he told me making me smile and shake my head. I grabbed the book and handed it to him.

— Why don't we go for a cup of tea? — I asked Felix who smiled and nodded. We went to Granny's and seat down. We talked for what seemed hours.

— So what is your job? You know mine so I am curious — I said while taking a sip of my tea, I could see how his eyes held a certain saddnes to them.

— I honestly worked as a publisher, as you can tell I love my books and I loved publishing for other authors, but I was recruited to fight in war. To protect my nation and all that bureaucracy crap. I was finally able to retire a three or four years ago — Felix said making me feel anger flaring up. He is a story book character just like me which means Regina kept us apart in purpose. Speaking of the devil I could see Regina enter Granny's with Henry trailing behind her but as soon as she saw us both together she paled before smiling at Felix.

— Hey Alexis — said Regina while Henry sta next to Felix making him smile. He replied with a hello before talking with Henry who seemed to have something dangerous between his hands.

I walk towards Regina who is fixing her hair in a mirror and when she sees me, she smiles.

— Mr. Gold, what a nice surprise — she said kindly while I let a menacing smile make it's way on my face (like in the first gift).

— I finally found my Darling, evil queen... — I said while smiling at her shocked and paled expression. I turn around and walk towards Felix who was laughing angelically. Everyone was staring at him with a sort of love in their eyes when he picks up Henry and then settles him back down in the floor.

— Alright little man, the mission is absolutely crazy but alas I shall do it. Before we go and do that I'm going to ask you, would you like me to make you some homemade fettuccine alfredo? — asked Felix and in that moment everyone stared at Henry. Henry looked around and said "Only if you make enough for everyone else" making Felix smile.

Felix walked over to the counter and before he could talk Granny threw his way a cloth and nodded while opening the area so he could enter the kitchen making him smile happily.

— Alexis, what are you doing there? — asked a woman with blonde hair making Felix laugh while he kneed a pasta mass that I have no idea in what moment he made, making me smile since it was just like old times when he would cook for me and Baelfire.

— While you were snoring in our rented for the night room I got a job in this nice dinner, rented out our shared apartment in Boston, destroyed both of our keys of the apartment thanks to a nice guy that looks exactly like the Gueppeto in this book and your car is in a repair place since someone crashed into it... In conclusion you are stuck here with me — Felix said smiling while dropping a enormous amount of fideos into boiled water and put a timer for five minutes. He then started making the alfredo sauce and exclaimed "in four minutes I'm serving so start lining up" making everyone grab a plate.

Emma left a sight escape her lips while she looked at Felix with a seemingly pout.

— Why..? — she squeaked out making Felix smile gracefully.

— Because you have a kid whom you need to bond with and I'm not letting you make this adorable thing into a sociopath because you traumatized him by abandoning him — Felix said while ruffling Henry's hair with a smile so bright it seemed to shine brighter than the lights in the dinner.

— The pasta is ready! — exclaimed Felix before making brief eye contact with me while smiling. I couldn't help but notice the slight red dust brushing his cheeks before he started serving the pasta to the people in the counter.

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Felix walks up to me with a plate of pasta and smiles while he sits down next to me.

— I was able to save you some Goldie — said Felix while smiling cheekily at me making me chuckle.

— Goldie? — I asked making him blush slightly while he chuckled. He simply said a soft "Yeah, that is you" making me smile yet again. We sat there is silence until I looked at him making eye contact. I could feel actual sparks around us and he was starting to blush a crimson red making me smile. I grab his face and lean slowly. My eyes are focused in his plump lips who fitted perfectly with mine, like a puzzle, when I finally arrived at his lips. After I while we pulled apart and I ask him what I should have asked before he ever went to the Troll Wars.

— Well darling, would you like to go with me on date? — I ask while he nodded shyly. Oh, how I missed him...

(longest fic yet)

[hideyseek]

9 Fandom Peeps to Get to Know Better

tagged by @strangegeology, tysm!!!

3 Ships You Like: oh boy lmao. i'll ship practically anything, i'm so easy for ships. but ok, i suppose the ones i'm rotating in my head the most right now: weilan (shen wei/zhao yunlan from guardian), kakehai (kakeru/haiji from run with the wind), dream husbands.

First Ship Ever: probably something in warrior cats? or like ... redwall. first ship i can remember? absolutely artemis fowl/holly short.

Last Song You Heard: all i've been doing recently is listening to 告五人 (accuse5) on artist shuffle, and my phone says the song i paused in the middle of when i finished cooking dinner is 红.

Favorite Childhood Book: oh man ... there are a lot, but probably ella enchanted. i think the author (gail carson levine)'s writing craft book for youths, writing magic, is the first one i ever read. i was looking it over again recently and a lot of the advice holds up!

Currently Reading: nothing actively? i'm in-between longfics, and i haven't opened an actual printed novel in a while. but i just got island of the blue dolphins and a bunch of manga about being nonbinary from the library, so maybe those ... eventually. (though last time i did borrow like 3 books and hold them for 3 months and then return them all unread oops).

Currently Watching: oho, a bunch, as always. i'm watching guardian, i'm like two episodes from the end and so so scared about it. i'm following dungeon meshi as it airs, and following along vaguely with warumono-san and a sign of affection. i'm also working my way through joker game, which i am liking soooooo much, wow, the episodes are like, vignettes following different spies from the same group. no over-arching plot (other than like, world war two lmao) has really appeared yet. oh and i'm sloooowly watching spy x family season 2 with a friend.

Currently Consuming: nothing, but i just ate sooooooo much rotini pasta :3 and i might make sotteok sotteok once i wash my pan out

Currently Craving: fried potato ...... any shape would be ok ...

tagging (only if you'd like!): @crehador @forerussake @carrotstache @tikklil @loserboycharm @still-gathering-roses @mister-eames @catladykt13 @bananacanwrites

[jasontoddsgaythoughts]

I hate that most of the Bat Family fandom either wants Jason and Tim to make war at all times, or even worst heading in the opposite direction make love, when as brothers they should make an other third thing that every family should aspire to make together that starts with the letter P

(pasta)

[ao3feed-sambucky]

An Unfortunate Article

read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/8tE05la by shivu Bucky has a good day, until it isn't. One of the major events that prompted Sam to suggest that Bucky gets a service dog. Excerpt: Today was a rare day; a good day. He woke up kind of late in the morning. He didn't have any nightmares, so he actually slept more than six hours relatively peacefully. He made pasta, a little too much pasta; so he put some in the freezer, good for days when all he can do is throw something in the microwave then pass out. He even pre portioned it. Bucky's day was going pretty ok. There was some joint pain here and there; a migraine he woke up with, but quickly went away. He sang some music while washing the dishes from the pasta. It was nice. It's a little past 7pm, he'd decided to read a little. He'd read a little and scrolled through article after article. Maybe he should find something for dinner tomorrow- A news article about him pops up. AN: Contains descriptive flashbacks and dialogue of the Asset in sexual situations, Bucky clearly is disturbed by past events as "he"/the Asset couldn't consent due to brainwashing. Has a reference of self harm and a suicidal thought- both are in between flashbacks and no sh or suicide takes place. Words: 2623, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English Series: Part 2 of Long Haired Bucky Fandoms: The Falcon and the Winter Soldier (TV) Rating: Mature Warnings: Rape/Non-Con Categories: M/M Characters: James "Bucky" Barnes, Sam Wilson (Marvel), Brock Rumlow, Hydra Agents, Sharon Carter (Marvel) Relationships: James "Bucky" Barnes/Sam Wilson Additional Tags: Angst, Hurt/Comfort, Implied/Referenced Rape/Non-con, Choking, Dissociation, Flashbacks, Vomiting, its only referenced and isnt described in detail, Bucky Barnes has Chronic Pain, Chronic Pain, Headaches & Migraines, Men Crying, Crying, Implied/Referenced Self-Harm, Suicidal Thoughts, sh and suicidal thoughts are vaguely mentioned in between flashbacks, Body Horror, Falling asleep in each other's arms, Bucky Barnes Remembers, Bucky Barnes Has PTSD, Bucky Barnes struggles with words, Bucky Barnes uses ALS, War Veteran Bucky Barnes, Bucky Barnes has longer hair, Long Hair Bucky, Implied/Referenced Torture, Hydra (Marvel), HYDRA Trash Party, Post-Canon, Post-TFATWS read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/8tE05la

[pfhwrittes]

Hiya! Hope you have a good dinner!

13. What's a character or ship you haven't written/drawn yet but would like to someday?

22. Give us a headcanon for [Farah]

25. What's your least favorite thing [Ghost] said or did?

19. What's your favorite thing about [COD] (the people in it, not the media you're all enjoying together)?

hiya friend! i made and ate an entire pasta bake to myself. it was gooood! 💜

13. What's a character or ship you haven't written/drawn yet but would like to someday? oooh something for farah x alex! he is DEVOTED to her and it makes my heart lurch in the best way.

22. Give us a headcanon for [Farah] this is such a silly headcanon but i love the idea of her beating soap, gaz and alex at arm wrestling. gaz is starry-eyed, soap is pouting because he lost, and alex is proud as punch that his girl commander bested two members of task force 141.

25. What's your least favorite thing [Ghost] said or did? this is such a petty thing to dislike (and i can't even blame ghost, it's entirely the fault of the writers) but you know that line about being a war dog in the multiplayer trailer? i hate it, just absolutely loathe it. it's piss poor writing and just seemed wildly out of character based on his dialogue from mw2 and mw3.

19. What's your favorite thing about [COD] (the people in it, not the media you're all enjoying together)? my favourite thing about the fandom has to be the way everyone in this corner of the internet cheers each other on and looks out for each other. it definitely feels like a more welcoming space than other fandoms i've lurked on the edges of that's for damn sure.

also, i'd be really remiss if i didn't say how much i love seeing an absolute feast of different ideas, headcanons, aus on my dash. i love it when i get to see snippets of different ideas from different writers and artists!

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