#babygirl clark kent

[holybodega]

she has to notice at some point..... right??

[skiplo-wave]

💫 BABYGIRL 💫

[spiderdeli]

He helps the local baseball team when he finds the time.

Photo by Martha Kent

[kiisaes]

lois made him pose like this

[daydreamerwonderkid]

The more I think about it, the more hilarious it is to me for MAWS Clark Kent to potentially run into Bruce Wayne.

Clark's Superman career is literally just starting, and if we're going by the general wishy-washy timeline that DC comics give us, that means Bruce has at least one year as Batman under his belt.

You got adorable babygirl Clark Kent out here trying to discover who he is while also struggling to juggle his personal life with the weight of responsibility he feels towards his powers. He's dipping his pinky toe into the massive ocean of absolute craziness that comes with being a superhero.

Fuck, he hasn't even met Lex Luthor yet, y'all.

Meanwhile, a few states away, you got Bruce leaning full hard into his "I am Vengeance. I am the Night" schtick. This motherfucker just got back from his batshit insane training world tour and Alfred is probably just happy that his son ward is at least coming home every night. Nevermind that he spends all of his time pouring over grainy video footage and case files while blasting his underground bunker with Nirvana's greatest hits. It's the small things.

I'm just asking y'all to picture this with me: Year One Batman running into Barely A Week Old Superman.

Bruce would eat Clark fucking alive.

[thequeert0fear]

i refuse to give context

[shycorvid]

I'm admittedly not very familiar with Kon-el's backstory, just the vague details, but I got the idea of him somehow escaping CADMUS ahead of schedule, and winding up in Gotham, where he accidentally becomes one of Batman's rogues. He's just coming into his powers, and isn't quite sure what he's doing, just that he wants money (later he'll claim he gets that from the Luther part of his DNA and people just go along with it). Eventually Batman gets a sample of his DNA and realizes oh no, this kid that's been harassing him and his children (mainly Tim) is freaking Clark's. Suddenly it all makes sense. And then they have uncomfortable phone conversation.

Bruce- Kent. Clark- Hey Bruce. Is something the matter? Bruce- Depends. Clark- slowly Okaaay. Depends on what? Bruce- I’m hurt, Clark. Clark- What does that mean? You sound okay? Bruce- I thought we were esteemed colleagues. Clark- We’re friends. Bruce- Esteemed colleagues that tell each other when they’re seeing their mortal enemy. Clark- What does that even mean. Bruce- I tell you everything about Selina. And Harvey. And Talia. And the thing with Khoa- Clark- You’re not being very helpful right now. Bruce- But you didn’t tell me about Lex? Clark- What. Bruce- sends DNA results Congratulations, it’s a half-Kryptonian Gotham rogue. Clark- sputtering Bruce- Get him out of my city.

[howaiiii]

The S on his chest actually stands for Sailor Moon

[ggvannba]

live laugh brucie wayne

[sovaharbor]

action comics #1 (1938).

i also forgot to post this one yesterday. it's still funny. like.....WHAT!

[llamome]

babygirl alone, kidnapped by the only blood family he has left, realizing he’s about to get forced to kill the planet and people he loves so much, all the while he thinks his best friend AND his lover don’t want anything to do with him :)

[superbat-love]

Superman making sure that Batman doesn’t get his boots wet

[crismakesstuff]

“Clark Kent is Superman?”

[iszapizza]

what to do after consuming every media of trigun? mix it with my other hyperfixation

[strangerpsychofficeparks]

Idk I just go feral when the Plot necessitates the main character going back to the same point in time in order to beat the bad guy. It's like Groundhog Day, but the entire universe is at stake. Bonus points the angrier the villain gets at the hero's annoyingly indomitable spirit.

[exammole]

New flavour of men just dropped