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[hoarder-of-dragons]

[Season 2 summed up]

Aziraphale's thoughts: Oh I shall team up with Crowley and make Nina and Maggie fall in love and make them confess. Oh what if I also confess then. I need to prepare everything to set the scene.

Still Aziraphale's thoughts: Ooohh a ball with dancing and tiny snacks to make it fancy and it will be like a Jane Austen novel coming to life and then I will ask Crowley to dance and all our problems will go away as I stare into his eyes....

Crowley's thoughts: Keep Aziraphale safe Keep Aziraphale safe Keep Aziraphale safe Keep Aziraphale safe FUCK YOU GABRIEL Keep Aziraphale safe Keep Aziraphale safe Keep Aziraphale safe PLEASE HOLD MY HAND AZIRAPHALE Keep Aziraphale safe JANE AUSTEN WAS AN AUTHOUR?!?! Keep Aziraphale safe-

[bogusfilth]

Forget everyone’s nominee for master diplomat, Henry Kissinger, who was as inept as he was ruthless—extending the Vietnam War by seven bloody years to mask his diplomatic failure, turning East Timor over to Indonesia for decades of slaughter until its inevitable independence, cratering US credibility in Latin America by backing a murderous military dictatorship in Chile, and mismanaging Moscow in ways that helped extend the Cold War by fifteen years. Kissinger’s career, as international law specialist Richard Falk observed, has been marked by “his extraordinary capacity to be repeatedly wrong about almost every major foreign policy decision made by the U.S. Government over the course of the last half-century.”

Alfred McCoy - In the Shadow of the American Century

[cora-vizsla]

Paz: “Look this shiny guy is a piece of shit. And his kid is weird. And don’t even get me started on this princess bitch. But this guy.. he’s MY piece of shit. And this kid is one of us even tho idk how his weird ass ears are gonna go in a helmet. And this princess.. man i just gave up on my kid and she was like nah bruh let’s climb this mountain.. So let’s fucking go kill some pirates. This is the way.”

[another-trans-nerd]

Matthias, with a light under his chin: many years ago a demon cursed this place

[two years earlier]

Kaz: fuck this house

[jade-bright]

Stiles: After I found out the Hale's were werewolves, my family and I took it upon ourselves to have as real and authentic interactions as we could with them. So that they could get a feel for our vibe you know

Derek: You guys hung plastic mistletoe on almost every doorway in your house and said, "anyone caught under the mistletoe will have to fight whoever else is under it"

Stiles: Mistlefoe :]

[v-i-r-i-d-i-a-n]

Chip;”and if- and if he beckons you again you tell me and Gillion, and we’re gonna go up there and have a couple of words with him! Right Gil?”

Gillion;”Goddamn we are!”

Chip;”I’m serious I’ll beat the shit out of the sun”

Gillion;”Jay if you have another nightmare we’re gonna kill the fucking Sun.”

Gillion & Chip;”We’re gonna kill the Sun Jay.”

I LOVE THEM SKDHSODJKDKEJD

[gaypirateslife4me]

How lucky are we to have loved something ...

...that makes saying goodbye so hard.

[the-mad-prince-of-denmark]

Lawrence of Arabia, 1962, dir. David Lean

[calerokso]

It's unfair how we hardly have any fanart of SEA EMPEROR KIM HAE-IL 👑

lowkey I wanna see more of Heavenly Demon

[its-short-for-jackalope]

meme dump: 2-fer-1 special (pt 1)

holy bastard right at the top, as they should be, amen 🙏

[iunderstoodthatreference7]

Meanwhile, in Ketterdam…

Inej: Kaz! Did you kill that stadwatch guard!?

Kaz: when?

Inej: …this week

Kaz: Wednesday?

Inej: no, it was on Tuesday

Kaz: then no, I didn’t

Inej:

Inej:

Inej: so. What were you doing on Wednesday?

[cod-dump]

Graves: Hey, Soap.

Soap: What.

Graves: What do you call it when your captain and your transport both tried to get to me first when I arrived on site?

Soap: I don't care--

Graves: A race to the bottom.

Soap:

Graves: *grins and walks away*

Soap:

Soap: *drawing his sidearm* I promise I won't hurt 'im that bad--

Gaz: Soap, no--

[exymybeloved]

Dazai: Can you walk straight with that stick up your ass or does it fall out?

Chuuya: Bold of you to mention asses when you don’t have an ass at all!

Dazai:

Chuuya:

Dazai: I love you

Chuuya: Fuck you. (He’s blushing)

[birdbutbetter]

the soul :]

[jade-bright]

Claudia: (shatters a window and climbs thru it)

Claudia: (turns around and helps little Stiles thru it) Breaking and entering is wrong, Mischief

Kid Stiles: Okay, Mama

Edited: 09/15/2024

[xx3bvvx]

“I’m going to take all of the money away from the bad guys.” Of course, he was only planning on taking money from Arm and other really terrible people. Wouldn’t stealing from bad guys make him even worse than them? ‘I’ll properly enjoy being trash.’

Cale? My guy? Roan Kingdom's Northeast Commander? The Supreme Commander of the Allied Armies? Esteemed Purifier? We don't say these bad things