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climbingthefloors · 5 months ago
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the us banning tiktok over fears of chinese influence prompting americans to flee to xiaohongshu (which translates to little red book - the same name as the famous red book of mao zedong quotations) and form instant connections with the chinese… you can't make this kind of irony up
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defilerwyrm · 1 year ago
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Growth capitalism is a deranged fantasy for lunatics.
Year 1, your business makes a million dollars in profit. Great start!
Year 2, you make another million. Oh no! Your business is failing because you didn't make more than last year!
Okay, say year 2 you make $2 mil. Now you're profitable!
Then year 3 you make $3 mil. Oh no! Your business is failing! But wait, you made more money than last year right? Sure, but you didn't make ENOUGH more than last year so actually your business is actively tanking! Time to sell off shares and dismantle it for parts! You should have made $4 mil in profit to be profitable, you fool!
If you're not making more money every year by an ever-increasing exponent, the business is failing!
Absolute degenerate LUNACY
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peggycatrerr · 2 years ago
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today on the train home the guy next to me was on his phone and at one point i saw him go on tumblr and he just had like. a normie dash. like it was all photography. of nature and architecture. he was using tumblr the way a heterosexual landscaper for rich people might use instagram. i actually had to watch his screen for a few seconds to be sure it really was tumblr because i was so taken aback by the content he was viewing. this is why algorithmless websites are so beautiful btw because i genuinely didn't know that this side of tumblr even existed. he didn't even so much as scroll past any text posts.
EDIT: look i'm not going to turn off reblogs but i cannot stress enough that THIS WASN'T A HIPSTER BLOG DASH IT WASN'T AN AESTHETIC BLOG DASH IT WAS THE MOST WILDLY GENERIC COLLECTION OF IMAGES YOU HAVE EVER SEEN IN YOUR LIFE. I AM NOT EXAGGERATING OR BEING A QUIRKY FANDOM TUMBLRINA WHEN I SAY "NORMIE" I GENUINELY MEAN "SO NORMAL THAT IT CIRCLES AROUND TO WEIRD". CAN ANYBODY HEAR ME? HELLO?
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golden-heartz · 9 months ago
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Who is mitsuki..?
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eclipse-coqu · 1 year ago
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warm-hearts-in-autumn · 11 months ago
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@Castle Marienburg
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violence-infatuation · 1 year ago
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Clive Barker, Devotion (1997)
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kingzombear · 9 days ago
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Ragapom week is over but I still liked the Day 4: Picnic sketch I did so I finished it 😔✌️
She's laying it on pretty thick, Pomni 💘
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kismety · 2 months ago
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If this doesn't fucking convince you I don't know what will
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em-bandaid-boy · 9 months ago
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Hiiii thanks for 500 followerrrs!!! Idk why so many of you are here but thaanks 💖
(Seriously tho thank you its pretty cool) anyways I drew more murderous robots lol
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puffyyurisworld · 10 months ago
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The collab of the century is finally ready for broadcast!! @bigbellyjudy and I had so much fun stuffing ourselves, funnel feeding, and bloating to our hearts content! Make sure you’re subbed to my Onlyfans to see the livestream we did🥵🥵
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golden-heartz · 9 months ago
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…what do you mean there are more Dayton’s. Two of him is confusing enough
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moopsoup · 3 months ago
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caleb who fucks you so mean, deep and hard. each thrust knocking the breath from your lungs, your body jolting with every slam of his hips. he’s got you face down ass up and spread wide for him, hands gripping your waist like he’s holding you together.
caleb who presses a kiss to your shoulder, voice soft, soothing, a stark contrast to the way he’s ruining your cunt. “doin’ so good for me, pipsqueak,” he murmurs, even as his pace turns brutal, unrelenting. “that’s it—just take it.”
caleb who strokes a hand down your spine, gentle and comforting as he pounds into you making your walls flutter around him, your legs shaking, your moans breaking into gasps. “i know i know,” he coos, lips brushing your ear. “s’too much, huh? but you can give me one more, can’t you?”
caleb who doesn’t stop until he’s wrung every last orgasm from you, until you’re trembling, spent, barely able to keep yourself up. only then does he finally let himself cum, groaning as he fucks you through his own release. his hand coming up to stroke your hair, pressing slow kisses to your temple. “that’s my girl,” he breathes, voice all honey and praise, as if he hadn’t just wrecked the fuck outta you.
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nixisverytired · 4 months ago
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Friendly reminder that you don’t owe anyone here a debate.
Person thinks trans men can’t reclaim “tranny”?
Wow, that’s stupid. Block ‘em.
Some asshole believes that trans men are uniquely misogynistic or privileged or whatever fun discourse buzzword they’re using today?
Their prejudice is not your problem. Block ‘em.
Random blogger says trans men don’t experience (insert common form of transphobia here)?
Don’t try to prove them wrong by sharing details of your trauma. Just block ‘em.
The worst offenders aren’t going to change. They’re not going to listen to you, or engage in a good-faith debate. Speaking from experience, showing them any vulnerability will just result in it being used against you.
It’s sad, but these people are stuck in a discourse tar-pit that makes them see their trans siblings as enemies. They have to pull themselves out; they won’t hear a word you say, not when they’ve already made up their minds about you.
Don’t give them a platform. Don’t waste your time and energy on bad-faith arguments. Spend it with people who don’t make misunderstanding you their favorite hobby.
And remember:
Make sure you've blocked fite-club/rittz. Like half of the inane discourse yapping goes away when you do, it's great.
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bipolaritysucksbutslaps · 1 year ago
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brb gonna daydream about writing fanfiction for several hours without actually writing a single word
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paracosmicka · 2 months ago
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Okay but how did Shadow get pregnant?
One time I was trying to show Sonic and Shadow this cool flower I found except they both suddenly took a bite out of it and then hearts started floating over their heads while they just stared at each other for a couple seconds and then boom. A fucking baby. I had no idea hedgehogs could do that.
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