#booking ideas

[bubblegumlefty]

Idk why, but as I was watching Matt Hardy VS Hook, this idea suddenly ran through my mind. If Jeff were to ever return to AEW someday, he should be allowed to do a complete 180 heel turn. Like imagine for a second; we can have it play out like the way Matt turned on Jeff back in the late 2000s (during the royal rumble) have Jeff make a return on either Dynamite or a payperview and let the audience think everything's all cheery and heartwarming reunions, only to have him completely blindside everyone by attacking Matt. Reason why? Jealousy, but not for the reasons you think. It's not really because of stardom or fame, but more so the fact that his older brother was actually able to successfully keep his livelyhood together despite his constant injuries in the ring. Meanwhile, with the injuries and legal problems he's faced over the past year (to the point where he's suffered a legit concussion for crying out loud!) Jeff grows increasingly hostile from everything that's happened to him and finally puts his foot down, making the decision to stop catering to the fans and stop being the risky charasmatic enigma he's been known for years. He's done being, quote on quote, "everyone's favorite rag doll." He stops using the Swanton Bomb, as he feels that the fans don't really deserve to see it anymore, thinking they only seem to really still watch him just for the crazy stunts he pulls, while not seeming to care if it causes him legit back breaking pain from performing it every single week. He does tease it from time to time, only to spite the fans by not performing the finisher. He creates a safer moveset for himself, maybe changes up his look (TNA 2010-2011 anyone?), and overall becomes more cynical and hostile to almost everybody, fans and co-workers alike. If nobody's going to take his chronic injuries seriously, then why should he continue catering to their demands each and every week? Thus, he only works part-time and only shows up on special occasions. (This way, it can kinda prevent him from causing any more accidental harm to himself in the future and give him an easier time in the ring overall.)

So basically, what we have will be a heel Jeff VS a babyface Matt, who desperately wants his little brother changed back to the smiling, kind-hearted man he's always known him for. Now you have the feud set up. 😁

Like, seriously, if we weren't able to get Jeff VS Punk, then this here is the next best thing...

I could actually make a legit story out of this... 🤔

[roseworth]

i think theres this idea in the general public that the "best" fanfic gets turned into real books like 50 shades of grey. but the truth is that the best fanfic can never be published as an actual book because its intricately woven into the canon material so its inseparable even if you change the names

[yeepof]

Local PHD student at wizard school HARRASSED!! FOR SHAME!!

[soimse]

“He wants me so bad he just doesn’t know it yet” -Bill Cipher probably

[wanologic]

sorry danny, sam will never think you’re cool

[cursedgamerchild]

"internet historian's alt-right anyways" "great day to have never liked james somerton" "never even heard of illuminaughtii before this lol"

that's great buddy but don't go around thinking you're immune to this. if you're not looking for plagiarism, you likely won't notice it unless its egregiously obvious. hell, you've probably consumed plagiarized content without even realizing it. even hbomb pointed out that these people disguised what they presented pretty well as long as you didn't try and dig deeper. don't come away just thinking of this as a callout piece, take this as an important lesson about vetting your sources. if googling scripts in quotes was enough to expose the original, we should all start doing that shit!!

edit: it got a little too doomer-y a little too fast so one quick addition

this is hbomb's curated playlist of queer creators, many of whom were victims of plagiarism

this is producer kat on reddit calling for any more plagiarism discoveries and for queer content creators to be uplifted

please take some time to uplift these creators and recommend any you know! if you can help uncover more of the original creators whose work was lifted that would be great too :)

UPDATE- From Hbomb's twitter: "We're in the process of cataloguing everyone James Somerton plagiarised and finding their contact information. Which is quite a task, so to help us out: If you see this and happen to be one of the people Somerton stole from, please email us at contact@hbomb.zone"

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[wasyago]

Can you draw that snail? You know the one who got out of Grian's power and started to eat Gem's lighthouse?

little guy <3

alternatively: big guy.

[chloesimaginationthings]

William Afton into the FNAF-verse

[doctormori]

Here's a silly little comic I did in whiteboard >:) enjoy!

bonus whiteboard art below!

[void-dude]

Oh yeah his brain finally kick started processing his emotions! Against his will!!!

Bill at therapy part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4

[bubblegumlefty]

So remember what I said about giving Jeff a heel turn if he were ever able to return to AEW last wednesday? Well, Imma just add some more ways as to how I would like it to play out, cause why not? Family angst for everyone! Hooray! 🎉

Remember what I said about Jeff attacking Matt when they supposedly reunite? Well, let's say that after going through with said attack (whether it'd be a chair, kendo stick, twist of fate, what have you) Jeff decides to add salt to the wound by tossing away the iconic necklace he always wears for Matt to find whenever he comes to, leaving it behind and basically tossing away what was technically his namesake, and slowly begins to strip himself away from anything involving the Hardy name, week by week, even going so far as to be addressed as Jeffrey Nero for his ring name (not to be confused with Brother Nero obviously)

So eventually, he gets on an interview with Tony Schiavone and says something along the lines of this...

"I find it funny, really, how family, the ones who supposedly love you the most, ironically turn out to be the exact same ones who enable you the most; doesn't matter whether they're unaware of it or otherwise... at least to me."

Now, would that sting like hell? Of course it would. Is it because it's somewhat true...? Well, I'd just leave that for interpretation. 🥲

As you can see, I like to spread emotional damage. Now, usually I'm very much against using personal struggles like substance abuse and alcoholism in storylines just for some shock value, but I think if you put more emphasis on Matt desperately trying to get Jeff back and sucessfully repair the "unbreakable" brotherhood the Hardy Boyz used to be known for, rather than just putting the main focus on Jeff's personal struggles alone like a certain company does... we might actually have something special here. ✨️

So, yeah. You're welcome for listening to Part Two of what I now call these little snippets, The Heel Hardy Saga. (I might actually continue this if I get any more ideas, cause this is actually pretty fun, ngl.)

[snottyshawty]

This quote from the book of bill makes me imagine Ford’s reoccurring dream just being his ass taking one of those online “am I lgbt” tests

[coffeetank]

Ideas to Show Secret Pining

"Why don't you join me?"

"I'll give you a ride, don't worry."

*does something they don't like* "What? I like it."

*immense staring at every chance they get*

*thinking of their crush while listening to songs*

"You said you liked it so I brought it for you."

*finds ways to spend more time with them*

*friendly bullying intensifies*

"I'm looking forward to seeing you there."

"Are you gonna be there?"

"How about we sneak off, just you and me?"

"Why don't I cook for them? What's their favourite dish again?"

*aggressive google searches about how to propose to your crush*

"I'll join those dance lessons, maybe then she'll notice me."

*hopeless around them*

*failed flirting attempts*

*increased compliments*

"My problem is that I like them a little too much for my sanity."

*gets jealous* "So, are you seeing them or something?"

"Are you okay?" // "Completely okay!" (definitely not okay)

*tries to sabotage their crush's date*

*gets into trouble so they can be scolded by their crush*

"I want you to come with me, please?"

-ashlee

[eyes-of-nine]

pls assume i'm thinking about this moment 24/7 all week every week

[eyelovveu]

hello! for the billford request could you do Bill seeing Ford again after leaving the theraprism? (whether he escaped of genuinely got better is up to you)

omg yes

I think bill would just randomly teleport to ford to tell him about his great achievements 😇🙏 and ford would definitely be shocked cuz he thought bill was dead

Bonus:

[whatthehellami]

Artwork is not mine.