DO YOU HAVE BOBBY WORST HEADCANONS???
(he’s my girl of ever n u tagged him on that post n omg me when one of my mutuals is a Bobby worst enjoyer)
YES.
First of all, to get all the queer shit out of the way:
Panrose, nonbinary and genderfluid, fucking HOARDS xenogenders and neopronouns (Bryce doesn’t understand but she goes with it), it’s gender is evil and toxic, he uses all standard pronouns (including it/its) but doesn’t like they/them— she’d contemplate your murder if you they/them’d it, especially if you weren’t queer lol (cishets are banned, queer oriented people are on thin ice, trans people and non-trans enbies are allowed), it’s transneutral and microdoses on estrogen that she steals from pharmacies and sells off to transfemmes lol
Bitch is full of disorder— autistic, ADHDer, BPDer, he’s got histrionic personality disorder, C-PTSD, anxiety and tbh probably some kind of psychosis for funsies (for me— definitely not for him—)
He’s so very creature— he’s afraid of water (he says it’s because he has rabies— it’s either that or just sensory issues— showers are the worst)— to get him to chill out he gets sprayed with water like a cat
He’s an amazing listener though… like if someone that she likes starts speaking for long enough it is THERE. ALL IN. STARING WITH THE MOST AUTISTIC EYES AND TRYING TO PROCESS EVERYTHING. She’s a bit forgetful sometimes but shockingly has pretty good recall of shit Bryce or Donovan have told him
He fucking despises loose clothing— he wears that latex suit so often because it’s skin tight and a constant even pressure all over and doesn’t let other textures to overwhelm him
The loosest his clothing gets is thick tights under skinny jeans and either too-small shirts or just fully wearing a binder (not for gender reasons- just for autism reasons) or a latex or PVS top
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"It was obvious he needed to be saved far more than I needed the validation.""but, I don't know, sometimes I wonder who was saving who that day."
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brcu bitches are like ‘here are my blorbos!’ and it’s all war criminals and monstrous freaks and the worst people you could ever meet
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The Batkids all dress up as different Brandon Rogers characters for Halloween/a con.
Dick: Cathy
Jason: Grandpa
Steph: Bobby Worst
Tim: Bryce Tankthrust
Duke: Sam
Cass: Donna Phitts
Damian: Elmer
They convince Bruce and Selina to go as Lord and Lady Mingeworthy.
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We all know that Bryce was heartless, in all senses of the word, but I think what people fail to notice is how hard the constant work affected her in the long term. I mean, yeah, she's money hungry and wouldn't stop if there was a literal baby in her way, but she has a heart now, her own heart.
Those 30 years of constant upping the anti while working, working, working, and not to mention the /literal/ heartbreak over bobby, has eaten away at any energy and life she's got left. Now she's got Bobby alive, and she's finally seen as a hero again, all the while she finally has some time to rest after 30 constant years of increasingly harder work; but god she must be tired. You can physically see it in her face. You can see how worn down she is between the two pictures, and you KNOW it's not just because of age. Stress ages you ten times faster and god does Bryce have a story to tell.
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i may be gay but god damn she could step on me in those red heels and id thank her
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