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[mychameleondays]

Anna Calvi: One Breath

incl. 7″

Domino WIGLP284X

Released: October 7, 2013

[alivedean]

[incorrecthogwartsmysteryquotes]

MC: We've got to face it, we've changed. Well, not you Merula, you're still sadistic and self-centred.

[ang3lik]

KINKTOBER

(masterlist.)

hi!! so basically i thought instead of doing a celebration for 2k i’ll just do a kinktober and ficmas!! i want to thank you all so much for all the wonderful support and feedback i’ve received, even though writing has been a pain, thankyou all for being so kind and patient! i love you all so much! <3

there’ll be 4 fics each week starting on the 03/10 and finishing on the 31/10.

week one ::

• 3/10 — bill kaulitz x size kink…. • 5/10 — owen x public sex… • 7/10 — sophie d’or x temperature play…. • 9/10 — jacob black x breeding kink…

week two ::

• 11/10 — tom kaulitz x daddy kink… • 13/10 — vampire!bill kaulitz x blood play…. • 15/10 — faith lehane x degradation… • 17/10 — never!tedros x throat training…

week three ::

• 19/10 — kevin khatchadourian x dacryphilia… • 21/10 — edward cullen x monster fucking… • 23/10 — gustav schäfer x praise kink… • 25/10 — cordelia chase x mommy kink…

week four ::

• 27/10 — carlisle cullen x spit kink… • 29/10 — georg listing x phone sex… • 31/10 — tom kaulitz x roleplay/fearplay/knifeplay…

i really hope you enjoy this event! and of course enjoy the spooky season!! 🎃

[worlds-worst-ships]

Do you ship it? (:| edition)

Another spooky season idea from @amplexadversary, thank you again Morg, I would totally invite you to a halloween party. Actually, there's an idea...

[ageofthegeekdotcon]

Dawg why couldn't I have a cool hyperfixation who the FUCK is this guy 😭💯🔥(/ref)

[joe-spookyy]

hi today i’m ranking werewolf designs based on how much i judged the vfx team for creating them. full post under cut sorry it’s so insanely long but trust me on this one it’s fun i’m discussing an american werewolf in london harry potter twilight the wolf man buffy the vampire slayer etc and so on (except not etc that’s it.) my credentials are i’m insane about werewolf narratives and i’m the boss of the applesauce.

first up is an american werewolf in london. now THAT is a good beast. he’s spooky. he’s scary. he’s wolf-like but not Just a wolf. and they get some mega extra points for that transformation sequence. rick baker the man that you are. however as much as i love it there’s a few critiques i have to bring up. first. it’s kinda odd that so much of the color palette for the transformation scene was browns and blacks when the actual werewolf was mostly grey. the final product was a little off from the transformation. i did like both of them quite a lot though so i’m not that mad. see. look. kind of off. but it’s definitely not bad i can mostly see how one came from the other even though the colors might be a little different. it also sort of lacks in facial movement in its final form as it’s kind of stuck in that permanent snarl, but they did a good job softening its eyes in the final scene where alex is trying to get through to david. 9/10.

mid-transformation fully transformed

next up yeah i have stuff to say about the harry potter prisoner of azkaban remus lupin design. is it fuck ugly. yes. is it cgi. yes. is jk rowling responsible for it. yeah. however. is it kind of a creative take on the typical werewolf idea. i hate to say it. yes it is. it goes against the typical sorta big strong hunky beast werewolf, and i cant lie, i appreciate it. it’s unique and kinda haunting in its own way. i don’t like that it’s bald. but i like the boldness and well. they got creative. 6/10.

ugly fucking freak ⬆️

next i’m going back. way back. yes sir we’re looking at werewolf of london. from 1935. and the wolf man. from 1941. cause they look pretty similar and they’re both jack pierce so yeah i’m lumping them together. if you ask me these ones lean more to the side of wolfman than werewolf - they’re kind of just hairy guys. which is like fine i guess i just think they should put more emphasis on the wolf. i like the wolfman better than the werewolf of london, which makes sense, cause i know the guy playing the london one didn’t feel like sitting for makeup and so jack pierce got to do more on the second round i guess. however WHY was bela lugosi’s werewolf form a straight up wolf and not lon chaney’s? they don’t explain it. rude. they’re iconic of course but they are honestly not showstopping. 5/10.

werewolf of london the wolf man

alright we’re flashing back to the present with twilight!! yeah. ok so last time i was complaining about there being too much man and not enough wolf. or like. too much were? i don’t know. whatever. anyways. this time i’m complaining because it’s too wolf. that’s just. it’s just a big cgi wolf. i don’t like this. it’s boring. i don’t even have that much to say it’s just like. whatever. 2/10.

lame as hell ⬆️

now. i’m gonna get irritating here. next up is buffy the vampire slayer. now i love oz. i wanted to like the design i really did. and they started out off strong. well. strongER. it’s like. kinda bad. but it definitely looks like a wolf? and it’s. kind of person ish? i don’t know. they tried. the bodysuit is loose but it’s better than what’s to come so i have to give it like a tiny bit of respect. 4/10.

see? not great but could be significantly worse.

and it does get worse. so. let me speak. this is the worst thing i have ever seen in my entire goddamn life. that looks like a gorilla. there’s like barely any semblance of wolf on this other than that it has fur. i don’t understand why they decided to go in this direction it looks terrible. and the body suit part always looks loose as hell. it comes across as like an ugly gorilla mascot suit, and they make no effort to have it move in a remotely wolf-ish way. they usually just have it scuttling around like some sort of little freak. oz does not deserve this ugly shit. i love buffy and wanted to enjoy the werewolf episodes but lord have mercy. this sucks. whoever did this i’m gonna find you. 0/10.

oz (bad) evil bitch veruca (worse)

that’s all the werewolves i can think of right now actually. and it won’t let me add more pictures cause i’m on mobile. in conclusion an american werewolf in london did it best and every other depiction of a werewolf should be looking to that for inspiration. but fight me on these by all means i may have objectively correct werewolf opinions but that doesn’t mean i’m not open to discussion. thanks for watching #sparkleon

[vampirewrestlinglover]

[fansiesmemes]

Race: *Mockingly* Is there anything you don’t know everything about

Davey: Syncronised swimming, it continues to be a mystery to me

[incorrectuksies]

davey: we need to do something to distract the delancey's.

race: right...

davey: what are you going to do?

race: i'm gonna soak them. that should distract them.

[doththymayo]

Davey: Think about it, why else would she be acting like such a b-i-t-c-h? Katherine: Dave, I think we're a little too old to be spelling things out. Jack: A "bitca"?

[all-seeing-ifer]

buffy the vampire slayer - i only have eyes for you, passion, innocence, becoming part ii / jacob geller - returnal is a hell of our own creation / wolf 359 - variations on a theme / Blue Öyster Cult - (don't fear) the reaper

[mindlessfandomindulgence]

Christian Kane is in polyam in every roll he's ever played

[incorrecthogwartsmysteryquotes]

MC: is that why you're always cleaning your glasses? So you don't have to see what we're doing?

Rowan: Tell no one.

[figuring-it-all-out]

If Buffy the Vampire Slayer Was Trans

Josie Totah (she/her) as Buffy Summers

Indya Moore (she/her & they/them) as Willow Rosenberg

Note: If an actor is nonbinary, imagine the character is nonbinary in this casting.

Elliot Fletcher (he/him) as Xander Harris

Arisce Wanzer (she/her) as Cordelia Chase

D’Lo Srijaerajah (he/him) as Rupert Giles

Chella Man (he/him) as Angel

Ellie Desautels (they/them) as Daniel ‘Oz’ Osbourne

iris menas (zie/hir) as Spike

Leo Sheng (he/him) as Riley Finn

Ivory Aquino (she/her) as Anya Jenkins

??? as Dawn Summers

I can’t find a trans actress young enough to play Dawn so if you have any thoughts feel free to share them.

Nicole Maines (she/her) as Tara Maclay

Bonus: If Angel Was Trans

Scott Turner Schofield (he/him) as Wesley Wyndham-Pryce

Tyler Luke Cunningham (he/him) as Charles Gunn

Zión Moreno (she/her) as Winifred ‘Fred’ Burkle

Jacob Tobia (they/them) as Lorne

Kim Petras (she/her) as Harmony Kendall

This is just some fun stuff I like to think about. Feel free to share any thoughts you might have!

[chika-the-terrible]

Okay, so, to begin, please note that I’ve only seen the first two seasons of Buffy and about half of the third (and it’s been a long while since I’ve watched them), so my judgment is probably going to be off. But I’m gonna go ahead and spout this stupid idea I just got this afternoon because if I don’t I’m gonna write it and I already have a fuckton of stuff I wanna write.

Main idea: To begin, my main thought is that this Xander, who is the main character of this idea, might be the same one set between seasons, when Buffy runs away between S2 and S3. For some reason, perhaps because of a magical artifact or a Piece of Eden or something, Xander gets caught in the crossfire and ends up transported into the past. Specifically, London in 1868. And you know who goes to London in 1868? The Frye Twins.

Xander’s initially really lost but he tries to adapt quickly, understanding that he needs to blend in before someone tries to arrest him or something. He ends up taking a temporary residence in Whitechapel as he tries to figure out what happened and how he’s supposed to get back to Sunnydale. But since Evil waits for no one, he spends his nights trying to at least keep London supernatural-free. It’s this prowling at night that earns him the attention of the Twins, specifically Jacob.

Jacob, who knows that going out at night usually means either you’re going to get drunk or you’re up to no good, starts keeping an eye on Xander. However, much to Jacob’s surprise, Xander (who initially mistakes Jacob for a supernatural being) is able to slip away and get out of Jacob’s sight. At least when Jacob’s not using his second sight, of course. The assassin is impressed by this and so asks Xander if he’d like to join the Rooks, who are just beginning to grow under the Twins and haven’t taken Whitechapel yet. While he knows he’s not the sharpest tool in the shed, Xander can see that Jacob is special and not a guy you wanna get on the bad side of so he takes a chance and agrees. And since he doesn’t really have a permanent home (which Jacob looked into before he decided to talk to Xander), Jacob offers Xander a spot on the train for him to stay. Xander agrees, touched by the kindness, and so he moves into the train. Jacob quickly convinces Evie of Xander’s usefulness (and homelessness) and so she doesn’t protest as much as she should about the situation.

Over time, Xander becomes a more integral part of the group. He’s not included in the assassin dealings, of course, but his ability to slip away and fend for himself earns him a spot close to the Twins, and not just physically, either. In a way, such as how Evie has Henry to turn to for help, Xander soon becomes Jacob’s helper and confidant. It’s like this as they go on to conquer both Whitechapel and Lambeth, and then it changes.

Xander, who’s been trying to deal with the vampires in his own time, goes drinking with Jacob one night. (And yes, I know he’d be underage but you know as well as I do that there are plenty of people who drink despite the fact they’re not supposed to and I think Xander wouldn’t mind some beer every once in a while) However, the bar they go to is infested with vampires, who can’t believe their luck that the guy they’ve been fighting just walked right into one of their hideouts. And so they try to take advantage of the situation, maybe turn him and his buddy so they can have powerful allies, but Xander has other plans. He may not be a Slayer but he’s no slouch, either, so he quickly picks the nearest piece of wood to defend himself. Jacob, who has no idea what’s going on, does his best to defend himself using his own tactics but his blows do nothing to take out the vampires for good until Xander throws him a piece of wood to use and they start making mincemeat out of the monsters. Eventually the bar is empty, save for the two of them, and they run back to the train as quickly as they can.

Xander then has to explain the whole thing about Slayers and Vampires and everything he’s learned since meeting Buffy and becoming part of the Scoobies, and he’s surprised when Jacob takes it well. He’s surprised further when Jacob reveals the truth about the Assassin-Templar War and the fact that the Twins came to London to free it from Templar control and to find a Piece of Eden. Jacob only shared this information because of what Xander shared with him, and then Jacob offers something else: He asks Xander if he wants to learn new skills to help him fight the vampires. Jacob wants to teach Xander how to become an Assassin, despite Jacob’s own past, because the assassin understands that Xander could use the help. The only thing Jacob asks in return is for Xander to teach him (and Evie, if Jacob can convince her) how to fight against vampires and whatever other creatures are lurking in the darkness. And really, how can Xander say no?

So Xander and Jacob make their exchanges of information, and eventually Jacob adds ‘patrolling for monsters’ to his list of nighttime duties while Xander joins Jacob on missions. Xander learns how to take Leaps of Faith without hurting himself and Jacob learns the best way to use the wood in the environment to his advantage. They help each other out and Xander and Jacob get close. I wouldn’t say a pairing between them is out the window but I’m leaning towards a more brotherly friendship myself. Xander also seems like he would step in to help Jacob and Evie mend their relationship, along with Henry, which helps endear him to the Twins.

(And that’s just my basic idea. I’ll probably add more later in other posts but I hope this is good enough for now)