#but yeah!!! 😀

[luvrxbunny]

not horny!

so i’m gonna rant about my brother

here’s a list of things he’s done. now on top of that, he’s my older brother and when my parents divorced, my mother started working a bunch but my sister was still too young to take care of herself. so my brother and i kinda had to take over except my brother did not step up at all and used the freedom to sneak himself a phone, get social media (against my mothers rules at the time) and i ended up basically being a single mother to my little sister in 4th grade

i’d make sure she showered, i’d make her dinner and lunch box, i’d make sure she got her homework done and check it before bed and i’d make sure she gets dressed in the morning and make her breakfast— my mom knew i was doing all this but also assumed he was helping, he was not

on top of that my mom got stressed about the house being clean and so i took on a lot of those responsibilities as well! i was in a really bad place and i felt like if i wasn’t useful enough then my family wouldn’t love me anymore so i tried to take on any responsibility i could.

by sixth grade i was still taking care of my sister but i also started sweeping and mopping the house, doing all the dishes aside from his, and the laundry

so i kinda blame him for me not getting a childhood and all this happened before “ran away” on my list (it’s chronological)

so then there’s everything that happens afterward. and my mom recently decided to get in touch with him and make my sister and i hang out with him every weekend… just with everything completely forgiven

and it pisses me tf off because i wasted a lot of my childhood because of him meanwhile he got to live his life AND be the problem child. and my mom currently treats him better than she treats me so it feels like i wasted my whole fucking life for her approval when apparently all i needed was to be a royal fuck up to get it!

i’m going to fucking college because it’s what she wants meanwhile he’s a dropout with no intentions to go to college

he brags about all his friends— how some of them have been to jail, are accused sexual and physical abusers and she feels BAD for him???? and then get MAD at me for not wanting to be around him.

so she says she’ll hangout with him one on one if it bothers me so much (she said it so fucking sarcastically tho) but now i’m like… so you’re choosing him over us?? after everything we’ve done to make your add happy. my sister and i clean the house almost everyday trying to keep her happy

my poor sister knows how to pour alcohol so that it doesn’t foam because she does it for my mom just to keep her happy. like it’s all so fucked up

sorry for my LONG ASS rant guys ily all for giving my a little safe space

[dizzybizz]

"this is regrettably the best kiss of your life, you understand?"

[blushedfemmes]

slut autism is a curse because i was designed in a lab to reach pure sensory ecstasy during sex but actually having sex in these wacky modern times requires constantly responding to messages on a piece of metal that doesn’t feel real to me and i suck at it so bad so idk. if you want this pussy write me a letter

[franzkafkagf]

tom saying „this is something that has come from him. something that is pure, that is new, that is living, that is beautiful. this is something that he's proud of.“ when asked how aegon feels about his kids and cersei saying „i thought if i could make something so good, so pure, maybe i'm not a monster“ about myrcella

[thatgothsamurai]

cooldown paint ft. Li Ming🌙🐔

+made this for funsies, i should've screenshot more😩 (sorry gifgods for bad gif quality idk how to do this kinda thing)

[mooroficirrus]

LETS GO TO HEAVEN

[screamsinsilver]

when your mates absolutely need to interrupt your twitch stream with an urgent house update + the guys all trying communion wafers

i think about this clip regularly (jesse is the funniest guy in that house)

[wombywoo]

It's a bit sad that the only cod stuff on your account lately is behind a patreon paywall 🥲

ok?? I post teasers of the images nearly every other week?? I've also been posting cod art for over a year and there are quite literally 80+ images you can see for free..? a bit sad indeed 🙆‍♀️

[whump-is-love-whump-is-life]

Screaming.

Please do not do this but I just screamed for 30 minutes so here’s what you should know.

Can’t do it continuously for very long, have to stop to breathe (amount of time and breaths it takes to recover depends on how long you hold it)

It is EXHAUSTING. Seriously, if your whumpee has been screaming for more than thirty seconds multiple times, they won’t have ANY energy to fight back against the whumper. My head was hanging down for a bit because I was just so tired. The exhaustion also caused dizziness when I stood up. Also it’s been around five minutes and my throat still hurts super bad.

Oddly, I could still talk, maybe a bit of rasp in my voice but still effectively and fairly easily. (Again, about thirty minutes with tiny breaks)

Seriously when the exhaustion hits, it hits H A R D

Mouth kinda hurts too tbh

Heart beats pretty rapidly during and shortly after

My head hurts

Both hurts and helps to cough

Update an hour later: slightly hurts throat to talk

Moral of the story:

Don’t scream so much that you exhaust yourself,

Make your whumpee scream to the whumpers content

[whereismyhat5678]

Hey! I haven’t doodled that one silly guy in a while!

Hehe look at him! Look at how silly he is!!

Oh!- And is that him and his wife?? Oh look how cute!!

Oh man! I sure do hope no clone of his comes along and ruins the-

(Tw: body horror? I think?)

Wait….heh….heh….hey dude, you alright?

…Who’s the guy behind you?…

[silvermistyy]

Leo frantically explaining the Five Nights at Freddy’s lore to Jason who just sits and nods even tho he’s confused as fuck

[clockwork-carstairs]

“please, sweet-heart, open your eyes…I’m here for you, I’m always here for you, please, please—”

WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHYW WHYWWHY WHY WHY @cassandraclare WHY????????

[chaotic-bun]

[destiel-wings]

the cw dealing with castiel after 15x18

[murdrdocs]

omg?? MORE ab stepsis quinn hearing you and stepbro!ethan pls? that was so good had me gripping my seat and all that🙄🙄

erm got carried away whoopsies

she remembers complaining about having to share a wall with ethan was they were younger, claiming he was too 'rowdy' during his excessive online video game phase.

and she never thought she would be appreciative of their rooming circumstances. until now.

she heard your bedroom door open (it's been a little creaky lately and wayne had been meaning to fix it for everyone's sake) and she was instantly pausing her third rewatch of pretty little liars to listen for the direction of your footsteps. when they headed towards her little brothers room, she couldn't help but feel a little giddy inside.

it's not her fault. really! she tried thinking about something else: meeting up with guys, watching porn. but nothing was as good as the little sounds you made. it was a nuisance that ethan, little dweeb ethan, was the one making you feel that good. she wishes it were her between your legs, tasting your sweet nectar, pulling those delicate little sounds from your lips.

it's what she thinks about as she closes her eyes and slips a hand between her legs, her ears listening for you.

she thinks about you coming into her room for more every few nights, the way you would shyly stand in the doorway, one foot in and one foot out, playing with the sweatshirt you wore to sleep as you stare at her, silently asking for things that only she could give you. she would pretend to think about it, make you pout with the possibility that you would literally be left to your own devices, but she would scoot over in her bed and the door would close and lock and she would be alone with you.

quinn would lay you back on the bed, kiss you until you were dizzy and you were pliable under her hands, your legs open and your body bare for her to do whatever she wanted. she would slip a few fingers into your weeping cunt, as many as you could take, and then her brain conjures up the idea of buying a strap for you. jesus fuck. she would make you suck it while she fucked you with her fingers, making you lube it up and prove that you really wanted her.

and when she thinks you've had enough, when she just can't wait any longer, she'll slip it on and press your legs open as wide as they would go and the silicone cock head would breach your pussy, creating the prettiest little sight. you would whimper, not used to taking something this big, and your hands would reach out for her.

"i know, i know," she would coo, one hand locking with yours, the other keeping your legs from closing. "you can take it." not like you had any choice. she would hold you down, keep you in place. when she started to really fuck you, her cock would reach so deeply that you're a whimpering mess with only a few thrusts. you would be so worked up, so horny and desperate for her, that you would be on the brink of cumming so quick. of course, you would try to hold it off, not wanting it to end. but quinn would tell you to let go, knowing that the night wouldn't end with one or two orgasms.

before she knows it, she's cum around her fingers and you've cum in the other room, your moans leaking for a second before it was muffled.

she's panting, thinking about that vivid thought and how bad she wants it to be true.

the bed next door creaks, then the floor does the same and quinn listens for the difference in yours and ethans footsteps, one more of a stomp and the other a prance. she hears a prance, so she stands, throws her bedroom door open, and intersects your way to the bathroom.

"oh, quinn," you're visibly flushed. "i didn't know you were awake."

quinn doesn't allow you anytime to become embarrassed about the thought of her hearing your activities with ethan. she just wraps her hands around your waist and pushes her lips to yours.

[theindescribable1]

HAPPY FACE!