#captain price meme

[scealaiscoite]

“i’ll keep you safe” prompts ˗ˏˋ ꒰ 🍊 ꒱

⋆ “i can stay the night, y’know. if it’d make you feel better.”

⋆ “try and get some sleep. i’ll stay right here- i won’t let anything happen to you, i swear.”

⋆ “you should’ve told me this was going on. i would’ve put a stop to it the second i heard about it.”

⋆ “no one gets to treat you like that, you hear me? no one.”

⋆ “either go to bed and get some rest willingly, or i will drag your ass down the hall kicking and screaming. you know i’ll have no problem with either option.”

⋆ “you must be freezing- here, take my jacket.”

⋆ “this place is dicey at the best of times. just take my hand until we’re clear of it, yeah?”

⋆ “anyone touches you, says anything to you, so much as looks at you the wrong way- you come get me, and i’ll set them straight. understand?”

⋆ “i’m not jealous. i just know the intentions that someone like that has for you, even if you claim not to see them yourself.”

⋆ “stay behind me, no matter what.”

⋆ "i know you can't believe it yet, but i promise you can trust me. whenever you're ready to rely on me, i'll be here for you. i swear it."

⋆ “i like seeing you this way. so… at ease. makes me wonder how anyone could ever purposely put you under stress and live with themselves afterwards.”

⋆ “shut up and just let me take care of you!”

⋆ “this isn’t up for discussion. i know you’re used to looking out for yourself, but i need you to understand that you don’t have to live like that anymore. i’m here. for as long as i’m around, i’m going to come between you and anything that wants to hurt you.”

⋆ “no one’s ever going to hurt you again. i promise you that on everything i believe in.”

[sleepyconfusedpotato]

Me if Price dies :

Me if Gaz dies :

Me if Ghost dies :

Me if Soap dies :

Me if Farah dies :

Me if Alex dies :

Me if Laswell dies :

Me if Nikolai dies :

[ragingbookdragon]

Ghost: Aw, you still listen to boy bands? Cute.

Y/N: Shut up, boy. You look like you listen to Boulevard of Broken Dreams just so you can imagine angsty scenarios.

Soap: *Snort*

Y/N: You shut up too. You look like your favorite song is Stacy’s Mom because it makes you think of when you shagged your teacher at the end of your sixth year and then bragged about it.

Gaz: *Trying not to laugh*

Y/N: I better not hear you either. I know for a fact you’re in the 1% of listeners of Weird Al on Spotify.

Price: *Tired old man sigh*

Y/N: Don’t even. Your favorite songs are The Wreck of The Edmund Fitzgerald and Sink the Bismarck and all that tells me is that your hyper-fixation is shipwrecks.

[midnightdjarin]

the 141 and quotes that match them:

[ramvur]

as soon as i saw them together in that car I KNEW they were sparking

[8-rae-rae-8]

[nrdmssgs]

Again, im so not sorry.

[141smedic]

Y/N : Sorry, i just sneezed and liked your post

Price : And commented “damn daddy” on all of my selfies?

Y/N :

Y/N : I have flu.

[spookiboogi]

Why are they like this

[your-local-jedi-commander]

CoD incorrect quotes BUT Price is everyone’s dad bc why not lol

*throws confetti*

Price: we all have our own demons

Price, gesturing at the TF141: these are mine

*at zoo*

Soap: what are they in for?

Price: this isn’t a prison…

Gaz: so they can leave?

Price: no, but…

Ghost, pointing at a meerkat: I bet that one murdered someone

Soap, holding a python: guys I impulsively bought a snake, what do I name him?

Price: YOU DID WHAT?!?

Gaz: William Snakespear

Gaz, gesturing at Price: Soap! Look what you did! You made dad upset

Soap: dad, please don’t cry. We’re sorry…

Price, drunk out of his mind and near tears: I DONT REMEMBER GIVING BIRTH TO ANY OF YOU!

Price: IM NOT A FATHER FIGURE

Ghost: what are you doing??

Price, holding a knife above a sandwich: Gaz doesn’t like the crust

Bonus!

He sticks their mission reports on the fridge and THAT’S, ladies and gentlemen and others, CANON!!!

[mizushibart]

Necessities.

[dovabunny]

You've heard of Elf on the Shelf...

. .now get ready for:

This is so badly done if artists wanna do it properly pls do 😭.

It's Soap on a rope, Ghost on toast, Price on rice, and Kyle in a file

[tanked-up]

Ghost: And then he-

Gaz: Will you please stop talking about him!

Price arrives: Talking about who?

Gaz: Ghost can’t stop talking about that new recruit which you made him train.

Ghost: I don’t talk about him all the time…

Gaz: Yeah only every single second of your free time, you know what, EVEN ON YOUR FREE TIME

(Price eyes Ghost as he starts blushing a bit)

Price: Simon-

Ghost: Don’t.

Gaz: NO WAY- Do you lik-

Ghost: I WILL CUT YOUR TOUNGE OFF

Soap arrives: Hey LT, we training tommorow?

Ghost mumbling: Fucking hell-

Gaz grining at the interaction: Finally found his soft spot

Price: Don’t even try it, Kyle

[avephelis]

reubenisms. skullslayce worst brother award. problematic fave.

[whateveriwant]