#capybara!reader

[gomzdrawfr]

So I came across @goatgoesmbe's post about reader being a capybara with the predator 141 and thought it was cute...

[thekoalapastriesbakery]

piggybacking off of otter!oscar, capybara!reader loves when oscar peels oranges for snack time by the pool 👀

-🛢

oscar absolutely adores you

almost every single day, the two of you spend hours by/in the pool

oscar will swim around and float on his back and have you throw little diving toys for him

you're very happy to swim with him a bit but you don't have as much energy as oscar does

you will often end up just sitting in the shallow end while oscar has fun

every now and then he'll end up swimming over to you and nap on your shoulder for a bit

eventually oscar will get hungry

he's insanely good at peeling oranges

he has his favourite rock he uses to cut into the orange peel

and then his lil otter fingers are so deft and agile that he can peel them

no pith or anything

and he can easily separate the segments

the two of you will sit in the shallow end and eat your orange segments

oscar will smile so big if you do a sorta happy wiggle

he loves peeling oranges for you

especially if you don't have great dexterity or struggle to peel them yourself

he's very proud of being able to help you like that

(or in any way tbh)

he loves being good for you

[uniquethingtastemaker]

Ok, I had a hilarious idea for a Sylus x Reader fanfic, so here’s a long excerpt! (There’s another snippet!) This is the majority of the fanfic I have lol:

Once you’re alone, you stare straight at the security camera.

“If you’re going to spy on me, at least send the crow,” you declare before spinning on your heels and stalking away.

——————

Sylus sits back in his seat with a smirk and raised eyebrow. He takes out a slip of paper and jots something down.

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The next day, the mechanical bird appears outside your classroom window. You bite the inside of your lip to suppress a smirk. It seems the owner has taken your advice into consideration. Your watcher can be persuaded, which is a good sign. You’ve often had to take people out, so you’re glad you picked the right person to interact with.

You don’t spare the crow another glance while waiting for class to end.

Afterward, you casually walk into the courtyard where you last saw the critter. Your eyes sweep your surroundings to confirm the coast is clear. Then, you raise your forearm. The crow swoops in to take its perch.

Your lips twitch up. That was badass. You secretly summoned a high-tech mechanical bird down, and it responded instantly. Whoever is watching you gets bonus points for the rule of cool.

You look at the crow curiously, before noticing something on its leg.

“Excuse me,” you murmur, as you unwrap a slip of paper from its appendage.

Alright, kitten.

You blink.

You blink again, before you face screws up, confused.

“Kitten? Kitten??“ you repeat. “Is that his nickname for me? Why??”

You glance at the crow with a baffled frown.

“Fine, I’ll give your owner a nickname too… I’ll call them…“ You trail off.

You shuffle through your head for an idea. You want to stick with the animal theme. He has a crow and calls you a kitten. He must like animals, so you want to nickname him something with that in mind. However, you need an animal that’s beneath both. You furrow your eyebrows. Then, you remember Caleb’s nickname for you.

You snap your fingers.

“I’ll call your owner, Squeaker! Mice squeak and cats catch mice. It means I'll catch them eventually,” you declare, proud of yourself.

The beautiful black bird squawks, chortling in approval. Your eyes glint.

So this crow has a sense of humor. It seems sentient from its creator. You like him already. If this bird likes to bully his owner, you’ve found a friend.

You speak to the brilliant machine on your arm with reverence. “Although I also don’t know your name, oh great messenger. I’m sure Squeaker has already named you. However, I don’t know it, so I’ll give you one myself.”

You ponder before voicing your thoughts aloud.

“You’re more immaculate than Mr. Squeaker, so—Wait, is Squeaker a male?” you clarify.

The crow bobs its head.

“Thank you. As I said, you’re more prestigious than Mr. Squeaker, so your name should reflect that.”

The mechanical crow holds its head high, preening itself slightly. You grin. Yes, you like this bird. You’ll still be wary, but Mr. Squeaker has made a tempting offer of a friend.

“Yes, you are the best. Therefore, your name will be Ruby for your eyes. Rubies are often referred to as a symbol of royalty and wealth. You are certainly classy and of a noble status, my liege,” you praise, giving a slight bow to the black bird.

Your little crow friend wiggles happily on your arm, and you giggle.

“[Y/N], break is almost over!” a classmate calls.

You quietly scoff. “They’re interrupting my quality time with my bird.”

You toss your voice over your shoulder with the perfect tone of appreciation.

“Got it! I’ll be over in a second! Thanks!”

You turn back to Ruby with distaste. “Ugh, people. You, my dear, are the most interesting thing in my life, so I’ll see you later.”

You lift your arm, giving him a boost to fly away. Your new friend takes off and disappears into the trees. You have some research to do.

You jog back to your friends.

“Thanks for letting me know. I appreciate it,” you reply with a cheery attitude.

You hate maintaining this persona, but it’s for your safety and protection. You’re taking a gamble with Mr. Squeaker, but if it pays off. The rewards will be great. It’s just a feeling.

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“Mr. Squeaker?” Sylus laughs. “Nobody has been that brave in front of me before. I look forward to the day we meet face to face, but not yet. They’re interesting. Also, I have to correct them on your name, Mephisto.”

———————

Ruby returns the next day with another note.

Cute name, sweetie, but his name is Mephisto.

“Sweetie?” you question before looking at Ruby. “Is he flirting with me, or does he give the impression of an old southern woman who calls everyone sweetie?”

The cute crow squawks, almost cackling at your suggestion. You smile.

“So not an old southern lady. Got it,” you comment before placing a thoughtful hand under your chin.

“Before I get into more theories about Squeaker, I have to address your name,” you state. “It looks like you don’t have a last name, so from now on your full name is Mephisto Ruby. Is that amiable?”

Your crow preens and you grin.

“I’m glad you like it just as much as I do, Ruby,” you reiterate.

(What do you think? Leave your comments. Can you tell I like Mephisto? Also side note: Sylus is technically not my favorite character, but man, do I like this fanfic. It’s just so funny. Reader is great. Anyway, tell me what you think!!)

[xanneeeyyyy]

Pet Debate

What are the chances that Katsuki Bakugo would end up with a girlfriend crazy enough to want a wild animal as a pet—only for him to actually let it happen?

You were sprawled out on Katsuki’s bed, phone in hand, scrolling through TikTok as he sat at his desk, working on whatever homework Aizawa had assigned. His room was neat—probably the only one in the dorms that didn’t look like a disaster zone. The faint scent of caramel lingered in the air, making you feel cozy as you absentmindedly kicked your legs.

Suddenly, your thumb stopped, and your eyes lit up.

"Katsuki," you said, your voice filled with excitement. He didn't look up. "What?" You turned your phone toward him, showing a video of a beluga whale bouncing a ball with its head. "I want one," He finally glanced at you, eyes squinting in disbelief. "The hell you mean, you want one?"

"A beluga whale! Look at it! It's so cute!" you gushed, shoving the phone closer to his face.

Katsuki let out a sharp exhale, leaning back in his chair. "Where the hell do you think we're keepin’ a whole-ass whale? In the goddamn bathtub?"

"...Maybe."

His eye twitched. "You fuckin dumbass—"

You ignored his very valid concerns and kept scrolling. A few seconds later, you gasped dramatically again. "Oh my god, Katsuki, a capybara! Look at it just chillin’ in the hot spring!"

"You are NOT gettin’ a capybara,"

"But why not?! They vibe so hard! They just sit there, lookin’ all peaceful and stuff—like little philosophers."

"You don’t even sit still for five minutes, how the hell do you think you and a capybara are gonna get along?" You pouted but kept scrolling. The next video made you giggle. "Katsuki, what about a penguin? We could train it to slide across the dorm floor and bring us snacks."

Katsuki groaned, dragging a hand down his face. "Woman, I swear to god—"

"Ooooh, a panda! Look at it roll around!"

"You ain't gettin’ a panda!"

"A lion?"

"Are you tryna DIE?!"

"A duck?"

"That’s a little more reasonable, but NO."

You sighed dramatically and flopped back onto his bed, staring at the ceiling. "So, you’re saying I can’t have any pets?" He finally turned fully in his chair, arms crossed, looking at you with his usual scowl. "I never said that, dumbass. You can get a dog or a cat like a normal person."

You gasped. "So you're saying I can get a pet?!"

His eyes narrowed. "...If it's a normal one, yeah." You grinned and immediately pulled up another video. "Alright! Then I want a—"

"If you say something stupid, I’m kickin’ you out."

"—komodo dragon!"

Katsuki shot up so fast his chair nearly tipped over. "GET OUT!"

"But—"

"OUT."

You burst into laughter as he lunged for you, grabbing you by the waist and throwing you over his shoulder. You yelped, laughing uncontrollably as he marched to the door. "KATSUKI, NO, I WAS JOKING—"

"BULLSHIT, YOU WERE DEADASS SERIOUS!"

"I LOVE YOU—"

"THAT AIN'T GONNA SAVE YOU!"

Despite his threats, he set you back down onto the bed with an exasperated sigh, rubbing his temples like you had physically given him a migraine. You grinned up at him, knowing that despite all his complaining, he wouldn't actually throw you out. After a long pause, he let out a deep sigh and muttered, "You really want a pet that bad?"

You nodded enthusiastically.

He rolled his eyes but smirked slightly, ruffling your hair. "Fine. But only a normal one. And I ain’t takin’ care of it when your dumbass forgets to feed it." You beamed and tackled him in a hug, causing him to stumble slightly before wrapping his arms around you. "You're the best, Katsuki!"

"Yeah, yeah, shut up," he grumbled, but you could hear the fondness in his voice.

That night, as he sat on his bed with you curled up against his side, he glanced at your phone screen and nearly exploded.

"WHY THE HELL ARE YOU LOOKIN’ UP 'WHERE TO ADOPT A BABY ALLIGATOR'?!" He nearly ripped the phone out of your hands, his eye twitching violently as he read the search results. "ARE YOU OUTTA YOUR DAMN MIND?!" You clutched your phone to your chest like it was your most prized possession, pouting up at him. "Katsuki, just imagine it—our little baby gator, waddling around the dorms, all cute and scaly—"

"OUR WHAT?!"

"You did say I could have a pet!"

"YEAH, A NORMAL ONE! NOT A FREAKIN’ REPTILE!" You huffed dramatically, flopping back onto his bed. "You’re no fun."

"I’M the one who's no fun?! I’m the one stoppin’ you from bringin’ a damn apex predator into my dorm room and you’re gonna say that I’M the problem?!" You nodded. "Exactly." Katsuki opened his mouth, then closed it, pinching the bridge of his nose like he was actually about to short-circuit. "I swear to god, you’re givin’ me grey hairs."

"You’d look hot with grey hair," you mused.

"THAT AIN’T THE POINT!"

You giggled, rolling onto your side to face him again. "Okay, fine. No alligator… for now." His red eyes narrowed. "For now?" You ignored him and continued. "But when we get married—"

"Here we go again," he muttered under his breath.

"—we will get ourselves a huge mansion, we can have a proper zoo! Like, we’ll have an enclosure for our lion, a pond for our capybara, and a big fancy saltwater tank for our beluga whale—"

"STOP SAYIN’ OUR LIKE I AGREED TO ANY OF THIS!"

"—Oh! a field for our alpacas! And—" Katsuki flopped onto the bed beside you, groaning into his pillow. "WHY DID I FALL FOR A COMPLETE FREAKIN’ LUNATIC?!" You grinned, poking his cheek. "Because you love me~."

He swatted your hand away, still grumbling. "Fuckin unfortunately,"

You pouted. "You’re so mean to me."

"And yet, I’m still here listenin’ to your dumbass talk about turnin’ our future house into a damn Animal Planet special," You giggled, rolling closer to snuggle into his side. "Mmm, you love me so much." Katsuki huffed but wrapped an arm around you, pulling you flush against him. His voice was softer this time, more resigned but undeniably fond.

"Yeah, yeah whatever love you too,”

Silence stretched between you for a few seconds before you whispered, "Okay, but what if we start small? Like… just a capybara?"

"GO TO SLEEP."

Years later, after countless arguments, stubborn refusals, and your relentless persistence, he finally gave in. It started small—just a single living room-sized aquarium.

"THIS ISN’T SMALL!" He had yelled the day it was installed, standing in the middle of your brand-new mansion's massive living room, arms crossed as he watched your pet fish and stingrays glide through the water. "They're so cute, though!" you cooed, pressing your face against the glass. Katsuki sighed, rubbing his temples. "You said a ‘normal’ pet. This ain't normal."

"But you love me, so you let me have it," you teased, shooting him a cheeky grin.

"Tch. Whatever." He rolled his eyes but you saw it—the tiniest, most reluctant smirk tugging at his lips.

—

The backyard came next.

When you had first suggested an area for a capybara, he had nearly combusted.

"ABSOLUTELY NOT."

"But—"

"NO!"

"But, Katsuki, think about it," you reasoned, pulling out your ultimate weapon—puppy eyes. He scowled, looking away. "No."

"A little one. Just one. Please?"

"...No."

"Pleaseeeee?"

Silence

Then—"FINE. BUT JUST ONE!"

The victory was sweet.

Now, a small fenced-in area with a hot spring sat in the backyard, housing your beloved capybara, Bakubara. (Yes, you named it after him. He hated it. You loved it.) You often found Katsuki standing outside with his arms crossed, glaring at the lounging rodent. "I don’t get why you like this ugly little shit," he muttered one day, watching Bakubara soak lazily in the water. "He reminds me of you," you said with a mischievous grin.

Katsuki glared at you. "EXCUSE ME?!"

—

Despite all his complaining, he was the one who ended up feeding the capybara most nights.

Despite all his huffing and puffing, he sat with you in the living room, watching the fish and stingrays swim around.

Despite all his refusals, he still let you have your weird little zoo.

And despite all his grumbling, he never once regretted it—because, at the end of the day, all he ever wanted was to make you happy.

One evening, as you both sat outside watching the sunset, Bakubara soaking in his little pool, you leaned your head against Katsuki’s shoulder.

"You’re the best husband ever, you know that?" you murmured.

Katsuki clicked his tongue. "Yeah, yeah. Just don’t go askin’ for a goddamn tiger next, got it?"

You giggled, snuggling closer. "No promises."

He groaned, but when he kissed the top of your head, you knew—no matter what crazy idea you had next, he’d always, eventually, say yes.

A/N: I hope you enjoy this new piece! Let me know your thoughts in the comments. Also, thank you for all the love and support—it truly warms my heart to see you reading my work.

©2025 CODE:BKXY — All rights reserved. Please don't post my work as your own on any other sites.

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[miraclecherryblossomsblog]

Transformers with scrap robo s/o!

tw: reader's a robot, kidnapping mention

Thinking about the transformers having a robo (NOT cybertronian) S/o that was built outta scraps and stuff in earth

Like my sibiling was watching robots movie today (the one from 2005....damn...) and gave thots about a reader built somewhat like that

Like u were made in someone's cheap basement and somehow u work perfectly fine instead of breaking cuz u were basically made from stuff out of trash lol

And like ur creator is nice but literally everytime u try to go out u either get harassed by locals or risked on getting taken by the government to experiment and make you into a weapon....so u gotta like be hidden most of the time....the street cats/doggies seem to like u at least...

Like megatron who felt a deep curiosity about you so he kidnaps takes you and him going something like this after he threatened earth and getting you pissed off cuz of that

I would imagen he had like a eye on you for a while and he uses like things that happen between you and humans to make u understand that earth sucks and mabey get u to join him but ur like- "No shit Sherlock! They suck but they have cute animals in there man! I dont want them to die so fuck off my planet!!! >:[[[[["

Kinda wild robot stuff going on there lol

[mylesbackshall]

Godzilla

Happy holidays :>

Original art by me: Myles Backshall

I am available for commissions :D

[datsleepygirl]

zoro with capybara 👁️👄👁️

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why isn't there a capybara emoji 😭

[where-ismydonkey]

DCA PROMPTOBER - DAY 10

LIGHTS ON

Lights off.

Excitedly, you clapped your hands again. And like dozens of times already, your bedroom went dark.

Lights on.

Grinning, the lamp brightened the room up once more. And a giggle left you as you clapped again, toying with it.

Lights off.

Automatically, you clapped. And from further down the hall, you spotted a familiar silhouette illuminated against the room's darkness. A silhouette that slowly came toward you, confused, before halting at the doorway.

Lights on—

"What are you doing?" Sun asked, perplexed. And if he could raise an eyebrow at you, you would've bet your apartment he would, "I've noticed the lights flickering for a few minutes now."

"How sweet that you noticed," you chuckled, as he crossed his arms and looked away. Waving him off, you walked across the room, "Just fiddling with the new lamp I bought."

Scooping the lamp up, you cradled it in your hands and approached him. He followed your every move, before glancing down at it suspiciously. And like a proud parent, you brought it up to his eye level.

He was not impressed, "Why is it shaped like a rodent?"

"It's a capybara, Sun!"

"It's a rodent, Starshine."

"Two things can be true at once," you clicked your tongue. Bringing it down to you again, you changed the subject, "And I just picked out whatever was cutest."

"Well, we may need to have a serious discussion with you about reconsidering what you find cute." Sun teased, bringing a large hand up to cup your face. Though, it was more like the side of your head as you gazed up at him.

And as he leaned down to give you a kiss, you darted away playfully. There was a grin on your face as you taunted, "Then I may need to reconsider why I find you two cute, huh?"

He scoffed, grasping your free hand. Pulling you close to him he clarified, "My apologies, I failed to mention we're excluded from that discussion."

"Oh, good!" you played along with a saccharine smile, "Then in that case..."

Tugging him down for a kiss, you somehow didn't notice as the lamp fell out of your grasp and hit the floor. Eyes closed, you kissed the robot in the now dark confines of your room. And after a moment of kisses so hard you felt breathless, you pulled away for much needed air.

Lights off.

Catching your breath, you tenderly glanced up. A soft gaze met you back, and you smiled fondly, "Hi, Moon."

—

YAYYYYY MOON YOU SHALL BE SET FREE MUAH MUAH MUAH MANY KISSES

[bookaddict24-7]

Have you ever seen a bookmark out in the wild and said, “Yes, that’s the one”?

[butteronabun]

just wanted to share some silly messages between my friends & i about diluc GJDHDK

truly blessed to have these people in my life. we have our serious moments ofc. we have the occasional uni rants about our backlogs, prof, etc. filling our gc & seldom we joke about our different interests. it just turns out that i am very Vocal with my love for one handsome red haired man so there are a lot of times where they will either entertain me or use this against me LMFAO ( victim fr )

because like. i was occupied in something org-related one time & my friend just chatted this out of nowhere to distract me 😭😭:

and ofc, my other friend joined in:

they think they’re so funny 🤨🤨🤨

we joke about xreaders every once in a while ( or anything that’s related to fan fiction, because one of my friends has multiple ao3 tabs on her phone ) be irl or in mssgs, and again, my friend was so random for this 😭😭 was also doing something that time for uni & she was just:

but little do they know that—

I ALSO FIGHT BACK 🔥 🔥 and um. as someone who writes 🤨🤨🤨 how dare they use this against me

again, looking back, this was just so silly of us 🤭 not to be sentimental but i really appreciate these moments ( they’re so not going to hear it from me ) it had been a tough year ( it’s still October ‼️‼️ ) we tolerate and support each other’s delulus 🫂 🫂

[hfj-art]

Aemond's capybaras 2

[voxsremotec0ck]

I hardcore headcanon that the friendly sinner readers animal features are capybara like

Abso-FUCKING-lutely

I heavily agree with this

[skullsfiction]

A female f1 driver who was featured in the barbie movie as the f1 driver. You could write about her scene and working with the Margot and Ryan lol, and how the grid reacts to it. Lanpd could be her bf or not if you don't want.

You don't have to absolutely write if it doesn't strike any inspiration and you obviously can write whatever you want you xoxo

barbie girl | redbull!reader

pairing: f1 grid x reader

summary: redbull!reader does a cameo in the barbie movie

part of my ‘redbull!reader’ series

liked by alex_albon, landonorris, and 816,027 others!

yourusername: this barbie is a f1 driver! 🎀 barbie is out now in theaters near you <33 (or not near you? idk where you lot live)

view comments below!

user1: yn is just hitting all these side quests because what?

user1: happy for her tho!

user2: is this what it’s like to be so rich that you can literally do whatever you want?

user3: YN CAMEO!!!!

user4: WE CHEERED

user5: omw to see barbie now

landonorris: i know where you live

user6: can someone tell me her part in the movie? my parents won’t let me see it 😓

user7: she’s a f1 driver barbie, and she’s gets into a relationship with f1 driver ken (played by glen powell) throughout the movie you could see like snippets of them going from friends to bf and gf!! you could probably find some clips on youtube or something :)

user6: thank you <33

user7: GLEN POWELL????

user8: THE CAPYBARA GUY???

charles_leclerc: i can be your ken 😊

yourusername: no thank you i already have my glen ken!

charles_leclerc: but he can’t drive a REAL f1 car

yourusername: i can teach him

charles_leclerc: FINE

charles_leclerc: BE LIKE THAT THEN

charles_leclerc: I DONT CARE

charles_leclerc: GOSH

glenpowell: i would like to make it very clear that i have no interest in learning how to drive a f1 car!

charles_leclerc: NO ONE CARES GLEN

user9: i love when yn posts because i just know the comments are going to be filled with the drivers acting like they have no decorum

landonorris: i know where you live

alex_albon: movie night?

maxverstappen1: i already watched it

georgerussell63: we know…we all saw the picture of you decked out in pink at the movie theater

user10: LMAO

user11: it makes so much sense that the first time we see max in pink is when he’s supporting yn

lewishamilton: so excited to see it! 🩷

yourusername: love you 💚

charles_leclerc: I LOVE YOU TOO YN

maxverstappen1: i want love

alex_albon: can’t remember the last time you said that to me…sigh…

georgerussell63: love me next?

oscarpiastri: playing favorites i see 🤨

landonorris: i love you too 🥰

user12: bring back shame

user13: their desperation makes me sick

oscarpiastri: i guess ill watch barbie now

yourusername: why are you pretending like you weren’t the first to ask me for spoilers?

oscarpiastri: no clue what you’re talking about???

yourusername: mhm sure osc sure

user14: osc 🥹

landonorris: i know where you live

yourusername: what is wrong with you?

landonorris: i’m outside your door

user15: it’s official, lando is killing yn so he can win more races

. . .

notes: thank you for requesting!! hope you don’t mind i used this for my redbull!reader au :)

[dollishmehrayan]

# “SUDDENLY I SEE, THIS IS WHAT I WANNA BE” ── .✦ ( batboys w a zoologist/someone who’s very passionate about animals!reader ⋆౨ৎ )

dollish note ⋆౨ৎ: okay so this was a request by anon (here) and alsoo I’ve been like kinda gone as like much as I said I’d be back in march I thought that my days like have this gap in them where I can write for you guys so I thought why not entertain + carry my life yk? Anywayss enjoy ! <3 tags: (batboys x fem!reader)

© dollishmehrayan — ( all rights reserved to me. These works cannot be reposted, translated, or modified. Thank you for understanding dollies! )

DICK GRAYSON ── .✦

The Supportive Golden Retriever Boyfriend™

Dick absolutely adores how passionate you are about animals. He finds it so endearing that you can go on a 20-minute tangent about why capybaras are the ultimate chill kings of the animal world literally (we love a supportive king 💪)

He’ll sit there, chin propped in his hand, watching you with literal heart eyes as you explain fun animal facts. "Did you know that sea otters hold hands while they sleep so they don’t drift apart??”, he just responds with: "Babe, that’s literally us."

When you take him to the zoo, he’s your number-one cheerleader. He’s the guy hyping you up when you go full National Geographic mode. "Damn, look at my girl go! Bet the zookeepers are taking notes."

But also… chaos. You tell him about a random animal, and the next day, you get a text:

Dick: Babe, can we get a capybara?

You: No???

Dick: I already named him Carl. (Bad at name giving)

100% buys you animal plushies. You say you love red pandas? Boom. He’s bringing you a giant red panda plush the size of a toddler.

If he catches you watching animal documentaries at 2 AM, he will absolutely join in. You both end up getting emotionally attached to some random meerkat family.

JASON TODD ── .✦

The “Pretends Not To Care But Absolutely Does” Boyfriend

At first, he acts like it’s no big deal. You start talking about octopus intelligence, and he’s like, “Yeah, cool.” But then he’s actually listening.

You’ll randomly hear him drop animal facts he learned from you in casual conversation. "Did you know crows can recognize human faces?" And then he just walks away like he didn’t just absorb your entire personality.

You try to take him to the zoo. He acts reluctant. "Babe, I’m too old for this." But the second he sees the wolves? Yeah, he’s standing there for 20 minutes, fully invested.

Secretly loves big cats. If a tiger so much as looks at him, he’s like, “Yeah, that’s my guy, he fw me.”

Jason will 100% fake annoyance when you go on animal rants, but he’d never actually tell you to stop. He’ll just shake his head, smirking. "Babe, you’re literally an unpaid Discovery Channel host."

But if anyone ELSE tries to make fun of your animal obsession? Oh, he’s fighting them. "What, you don’t think learning about the mating habits of penguins isn’t interesting? You go right out the door before I drag you to it.”

TIM DRAKE ── .✦

The “Actually, This Is Fascinating” Nerd Boyfriend

Tim is so invested in your knowledge. He treats every animal fact you tell him like it’s groundbreaking news.

"Wait, wait, explain how ants communicate again?" You blink. "Tim, I’ve told you this three times." "Yeah, but I need to visualize it properly."

Will absolutely go down research rabbit holes just so he can talk to you about animals on your level. You wake up to a text at 3 AM:

Tim: So technically, a shrimp can punch as fast as a bullet?

You think he’s tired when you take him to the zoo? Nope. He’s taking notes. He will challenge the tour guide with additional facts.

If you’re working on any zoology projects, he’s your biggest supporter. Need funding for animal conservation? He’s pulling Wayne Enterprises money and some drake money too.

One time, you found him watching bird videos for fun. When you called him out, he just said, "They're cool, okay?"

DAMIAN WAYNE ── .✦

The “Of Course, My Beloved” Boyfriend

Listen. This is his dream relationship. Animals? Passion for them? You’re his soulmate LOCKEDDD INNNNN.

Will literally test you. "What do you know about Tibetan mastiffs?" If you pass? Immediate respect. If you don’t? "Tt. I will educate you."

You and him are unstoppable in animal debates. No one dares question your combined knowledge. Someone tries to say "cats don’t have feelings"? You and Damian tag-team destroy them.

You 100% have “who loves animals more” competitions. "I saved a hawk yesterday." "Tt. I rehabilitated a stray cat." "I named a baby goat after you." "...Beloved."

Dates? Animal sanctuaries. Zoos. Wildlife reserves. This man is taking you on the most eco-friendly, animal-filled dates ever.

One time, you found him talking to a cow. You swear it understood him. (Batcow ofc 🙂‍↕️)

BRUCE WAYNE ── .✦

Very thoughtful husband

Secretly impressed by your knowledge. You caught him actually listening when you explained how dolphins have names for each other.

Would 100% fund a wildlife conservation project just because you’re passionate about it.

(Fuck this man fr I don’t have ideas for him🥲)

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ain't no love in oklahoma // op81 smau

description: twisters actress!reader x op81 but lando is convinced oscar is lying (from request)

a/n: sorry for being completely inactive. life happened and it didn't happen in a good way! i have a huge exam coming up soon so i will most likely still be inactive besides maybe a few short things here and there. anyways first oscar fic so enjoy! all pics found on pinterest, i don't own any

a/n pt2: might do something fun for each day in october but im not sure what so send me some ideas. also might do some more headcannons/blurbs soon here!

requests: closed but feel free to send me some messages since i love talking to you guys

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youruser: go see twisters!! if you don’t, you suck and you better hope you don’t get stuck in a tornado because there’s useful information in our movie

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oscarpiastri: proud of you!!

↳ youruser: 🧡

glenpowell: caption is so real of you

user1: doesn’t yn have a boyfriend? why is she so close to glen?

↳ user2: yes but probably because there’s limited space. yn isn’t like that

↳ oscarpiastri: exactly what user2 said

landonorris: cute!

↳ user3: what are you doing here??

↳ user4: lando in the comments?

user5: such a good movie

user6: yn + glen = power duo

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oscarpiastri: proud boyfriend award goes to me 🏆 thx for all the bts selfies

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landonorris: i just laughed out loud

landonorris: “boyfriend” lmaooo

↳ user7: i cant tell if he’s joking or serious

user8: cutest couple ever

glenpowell: aww so glad you remembered the time you took me to the aquarium, what a romantic!

↳ youruser: get your own boyfriend capybara

↳ user9: yn CLOCKED him

// lando’s phone//

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landonorris: POLE BABYYYY!!! everyone ignore my teammates instagram posts, i have told him to stop. i think he took a hit to the head or something

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oscarpiastri: do you want to go to the farm or not?

↳ landonorris: you already said i could go so no take backs

↳ user10: lando is going to yn's farm??

↳ user11: LANDO'S MEETING YN?!

↳ user12: oh i know he's going to fangirl so hard

user13: get me someone who looks at me the way oscar looks at lando

↳ user14: are we sure that they aren't the ones dating?

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youruser: back home finally! pic 1: yeehaw. pic 2: my cat cora had her babies!!! pic 3: dinner date :)

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user15: CORA HAD HER KITTIES

↳ youruser: i am officially a grandma. i feel the gray hairs coming in now

user16: oscar and yn are endgame

oscarpiastri: the best company

↳ landonorris: STOP, idk how you got her in on this joke either

↳ user16: i can't tell if lando knows they are actually dating and is joking or if he truly does not believe oscar

user17: boyfriend is back on the feed!

↳ user18: farmer yn is back on the feed!

glenpowell: miss you lady

↳ youruser: you miss my animals more

↳ glenpowell: and what about it.

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landonorris: OMG HE WASN'T LYING i got to feed so many animals, got to channel my inner cowboy, AND get drunk with the yn? i can die a happy man

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oscarpiastri: believe me now?

↳ landonorris: never doubted you

↳ user19: lando seriously didn't believe oscar lol

↳ user20: i fully thought he was joking the entire time

user21: how hard did you fangirl to meet yn, lando?

↳ landonorris: surprised i didn't pass out honestly. i facetimed GLEN POWELL

youruser: so glad you had a fun time!!

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oscarpiastri: everyone clear that this is my girlfriend?

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user22: sassy oscar

↳ user23: channeling his inner lando

landonorris: yes sir 🫡

↳ oscarpiastri: stop being weird ?

youruser: MY MANNNNN

↳ user24: oh she's in deep

user25: there is one thing oscar doesn't play about in life: yn

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youruser: didn't even know there was confusion that this was my boyfriend lol

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landonorris: how was i meant to know?!

↳ user26: literally how everyone else knew, instagram.

glenpowell: yn stop posting pics of me and my boyfriend and acting like he's yours

↳ youruser: i dont like this joke.

↳ oscarpiastri: bromance or whatever

↳ user27: they're in a throuple

↳ youruser: ew

↳ glenpowell: disgusting

↳ oscarpiastri: huhhh

user28: couple goals forever and ever

user29: if they don't get married... love isn't real