#choa imagines

[spacedace]

DP x DC prompt time:

So I've seen the idea of Danny & Jason being friends while Jason was dead & a ghost and reuniting after Jason was resurrected, and I had a thought:

Damian, after his death, ends up in the Ghost Zone and makes a friend in the form of fellow baby ghost Elle.

They go on a number of adventures together in the Zone, exploring, causing trouble, running around with Cujo and Wulf and generally becoming the best of friends.

When he is resurrected, Elle is devastated thinking her best friend moved on without telling her he was going.

Years later as teenagers they run into each other again on the human side (Elle recruited to join the Teen Titans? On the run from the GIW? Acting as emissary to the Ghost Zone on behalf of Danny? Got summoned? Just ran into each other while visiting the same zoo one day?) and are reunited.

The problem? Despite Elle knowing Damian, he doesn't remember his time as a ghost and doesn't trust this strange girl that knows way too much about him.

Bonus Super Serious Chaos flavor for the prompt: Jon is either jealous at first over how well Elle knows Damian or sees how hurt Elle is that Damian doesn't know/trust her and tries to make her feel better making Damian jealous of the other two getting closer (or a combination of both) all eventually leading all three to realize they all equally like each other.

[cissa-calls]

Countdown to Agatha All Along: Day 818

Y/N: “Do you ever forget where Agnes ends and you begin? You were trapped inside Agnes for so long…”

Agatha, staring blankly with a thousand-yard stare: “Sometimes I say “okie-dokey!” before I even realize it…sometimes I have to fight the urge to hang inspirational quotes on the walls…”

Agatha: *fights back tears*

Agatha: “One time - it was like I blacked out - I woke up and was wearing a chunky acrylic statement necklace.”

Y/N: *gasps*

Agatha: “I know. With time, it’s something I’ve been able to quell. To bravely fight.”

Wanda, opening the door: “Hey Agatha? I’m gonna borrow this tome for the afternoon to study from, if that’s okay?”

Agatha: “Okie Dokey!”

Agatha:…

Agatha: “I just-? Didn’t I?”

Y/N: “You did, you surely did.”

Agatha: “One sec.” *walks into the closet and shuts herself inside* “MOTHERFUC-“

Wanda: “Hehe”

[calciumcryptid]

We Are Except QToey Were the Catalyst

The premise of this alternate universe is QToey was the first couple to get together; therefore the catalyst for everyone meeting.

The cafe owner wanted his favorite customers to stop dancing around each other, so he was the one to nudge them together. Since I am me, the cafe owner is aroace and helped Q and Toey come to terms with their deminess.

QToey start dating and are adorable.

Q initiates a celebration, and when the gang asks why Q called the celebration Q tells them he has a boyfriend. Cue the squad going "You got a what-" and demanding to meet Toey.

Meanwhile, Toey is bragging about Q to Phum and Fang (cause I imagine Q would encourage Toey to tell them the truth about where he's been) and they go all protective brother and want to meet this Q.

QToey decide to meet the in-laws together.

Peem, naturally, gives up his yard as the meet-up spot and they set it up.

Phum and Fang arrive, and things get awkward because Fang and Tan catch sight of each other. They're desperately trying to not let their own feelings/situationship resurface and get away in the QToey meeting the in laws but it is so hard when Fang just wants to punch Tan again, and maybe kiss him, but most of all ask why he disappeared and Tan is too embarrassed to admit he can't over his feelings despite the fact that is the last thing Fang wants.

Meanwhile, Phum thinks Peem is very pretty and needs to be sedated because he keeps flirting with him but because it is Peem he is kind of oblivious to it and Phum is dying because does the hot artist want him or not-

Meanwhile, Mick and Matt are talking in the corner because they're just there for moral support but now they're having a really in-depth conversation about video games.

In the end, Beer and ChainPun are the ones who remembers the mission though Beer is questioning whether or not ChainPun are dating so he asks and Q gets a haunted look in his eyes.

QToey consider it a success.

[ziggityzigg]

Quirky fuck

[pancakes-talks]

brain is on war hammer littlest pet shop weaponized puppy dogs/hell hound legion

[princemick]

to this day im mourning the loss of pr hating besties team that would've been mick and alex

[whereserpentswalk]

Imagine what neoliberal propaganda articles look like in various evil empires.

"Women in Sauron's army. How female orcs have helped create a more inclusive global conquest." - The Mordor Examiner

"How the death star program is revitalizing the galactic economy." - The Coruscant Times

"Despite progressive cries to "Free Arrakis" situation with House Harkonnen more complicated then most people think." - The Corrino Fund

"How the anti imperial rabbit hole can easily lead to people to pro choas views." - Ultramar Today

[tabathastan]

Imagine there being a Scarlet Witch in the Heian era as Sukuna, the king of curse had a very strong interest in the queen of magic and chaos. She used to be in a small village before she discovered her powers. Once her powers had truly awakened all curse and magical creatures could fill her powers through out the world.

Sukuna was very interest as he decided to travel a bit to see what kind of person who was the harbinger of Choas. When he saw her, her scarlet magic swirled around her as she paid no mind to him even when she could feel his presence behind her. 

“Hmm, you must be Sukuna.”

Sukuna smirked as she looked behind to be face to face with him.

“So why is the King of curses here?”

She tilted her head as she looked at him.

“Everyone around the world could feel your powers.”

She let a soft hum leave her lips as she turned away from him. But everyday Sukuna would go to her spot as he watched her learn and use her powers and day by day they got closer.

Until the dead that she used her powers on her as she took all 20 of his fingers as she spread them through Japan.

[cookierunauprompts]

Im tryna cook here so hear me out on this : what if SMC(shadow milk cookie)​&reader are in the same trope of Rudolph​&Catherine from dangerously yours?(it may not be same-same kidda wipe cuz I didn't watch the movie yet lol(srry not srry))​ : It's started from reader got send by the witches to spy keep eyes on the old ancients(before corrupted-after corrupted)​but suddenly reader fell in love with one of them(aka SMC)��and so do he,but then after he and the other got corrupted he become obsessed toward them(obviously)​but then he started to realized that the witches are planing to seal him and the other fallen ancient​s away cause​ of their actions of being corrupted and cause choas on earthbeard, so he conveice reader to tell him how to get to the witches(reader's witches spy and have their own specific way to contact/went to face the witches)​ and get him and his friends revenge on the witches but reader ran away instead and not telling him,and in the end they met each other​ again at the silver tree where the witches was going to seal them in and the line between reader&shadow milk will be like : "your time is up" "do you think actually going to let it happen?to let them seal me?to seal us?!" "..i mean just that" "....... well then go ahead" "i'll get this over with" "You won't do it,you won't let this happen...you won't because you love me."-"it takes a very brave and and a very cold person to do that,(y/c/n)"-"I don't think you can..."

Note / I think amma gonna end it here and I'll let u imagine it on ur own😭actually it was gonna be longer than this but I accidentally delete half of it so my lazy ass just tell me to get this over with😔(no any​one's oc x canon pls I beg u(Im srry))​

throwing this into the Warden Reader AU, because silly.

Requested Prompts #44 - 💔💓

The words of the witches ring through your head as you stand ready in your position. " You have to be there, Reader Cookie." They had said. " For you are the only one who can see through his deception, it's how we know that the seal will truly work on them all." You knew what they'd really meant, but it was whatever. This was your purpose, what you were made for. There was no defying your own destiny when your were chained to it. It was an anchor dragging you down into the abyss of the sea, dread it, run from it, hide from it all you wish but it will still drag you down all the same. And then, you saw him. Your destiny made personified right in front of you in the form of a far too large blue cookie. Shadow Milk Cookie, the Cookie of Deceit as Elder Faerie had put it. The grin he wore was wide, yet not open enough to look insane as it usually did. His eyes were focused on you, keeping track of each and every action you took and each reaction you displayed. Such analysis befitted the former Cookie of Knowledge, but only fragments of the past were left in the beast before you. He'd strayed from how the witches made him due to the power of the soul jam, all of them had. You steel yourself after a mere millisecond of hesitation, pointing your spear at him with determination. " Your time is up." You coldly announced, not daring to let anything else slip into your tone. He'll use anything to get the upper hand, all you need to do is to distract him until the seal is prepared. His grin widened. " You mean you're actually going through with this? You're actually sticking by them, even though they're betraying you?" He asked, almost mockingly in tone. You knew not to search his expression for a hint of genuineness in his expression like you did in the past, and yet you did for just a moment. And maybe there was something, but you stopped yourself from looking. " ... I mean just that." You replied. You watched as he shrunk down, each step he got smaller and smaller until he was just a bit taller than you. " Well by all means, go ahead my dear." He said almost cruelly, taunting you by laying his head upon the tip of your spear. You hesitate, " This will be your finale." you state to his amusement. He smiled, an airy chuckle seeping through his lips. " You won't do it, you can't bring yourself to let this happen. All because you love me." The beast taunts, pressing his neck closer to the blade in a way that was just enough to draw forth a few droplets of his blueberry jam. " It takes a very brave and cold cookie to do that, I don't think you can."

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Or, what happened before the witches sealed the beasts in the Warden!Reader timeline, and during.

[peacesells-imbuying]

Guns N’ Roses with girl member :)

note: this was made out of boredom. Tried my best 🐒 masterlist ➜ Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3

• CHOAS everywhere. No breaks.

- no one knows how you deal with them 24 hours and 7 days a week. Surprisingly you haven't quit. Which is a good sign that you were stable. 

• since the boys were always high as fuck, you decided to be the responsible one (with Izzy) which was funny because you were the youngest...

• Steven is your best buddy. Slash and Duff was like an older brother. Izzy was the caring 'mother' and Axl was the bitchy and*sassy eye roll* but sometimes loving friend. 

• mini "dates"

• Steven already knew he wanted you to be in the band, sure you could play (pick any instrument) but would Axl and the other approve?

       - they fucking did Woohooo. Congratulations! You are now apart of Guns N Roses 🌹

• they made sure you received 0 hate cuz fans and media do not go well together…

• the guys always took care of the weirdos and creeps that would lurk around wherever you guys went 

         - the other guy would have a broken nose and something else broken 🙊

Imagine: you all at the bar after performing. Surprise there's was a meet & greet waiting sooo much fun. You mostly just chatted with Izzy or Steven and smoked zoning out 70% of the time. Then some random bum came up to you and touched your fucking chest. BANG Izzy hit the guy so fast you couldn't keep up. Let's just say...he broke 2 bones and no one messed with you after that. 

• always made sure you drank at least twice so you be care and not stressed out :)

[smallestapplin]

So I found out Arlecchino and Lynette aren't the biggest fans of heavy seasonings. Maybe the house's new "Mother" practices making less-seasoned portions in secret and does some snooping to figure out where their limits are by trying recipes and restaurants they like. Naturally, Arlecchino finds out eventually, but how would she respond?

Elder Emo

I cannot express the infodumping I want to do about the whole seasoning things and why is so common, but I will do so in fic form for you :3

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Being hired as the hearths 'Mother' was terrifying for the first year, everyone testing you seeing how far they could push you, or how lenient you are when 'Father' isnt around.

It's learned quickly that while you are more emotionally available than Arlecchino, and offer more paternal affections and help, you won't drop a single rule while 'Father' is away.

For the most part things have been fine, even growing closer to the family and feeling truly apart of it, there is always just one issue.

Dinner.

Of course with so many kids and adults, dinner will be choas, and with so many different texture issues, likes and dislikes, it's nearly impossible to make one main dish, but you refuse to let anyone go hungry!

There is just a secondary issue with that.

Arlecchino and Lynette.

Both of them openly hating heavily seasoned food.

Lynette claims the seasonings are too strong or that something is too spicy.

Then Arlecchino repeats a myth over and over again "If it's high quailty food then it doesnt need seasoning."

If she wasn't your boss (or lover) you would've whacked her for such sensless blabbering! You want to tell her that is just a dumb myth made for the wealthy so they couldn't be eating like the poor.

But you sigh, needing to think of something.

Freminet and Lyney are easy to feed, both accepting nearly anything you set in front of them, the rest are picky, with Lynette and Arlecchino even pickier, so you had to work slowy.

You made at least a dozen meals a day, but each time you had one goal in mind.

Getting this house use to flavor. It's not anyone's fault Arlecchino can't cook, she refuses to get out of what she's use to, so it's up to you. Each night you add just a dash more seasoning to your meals.

Maybe a pinch more garlic salt, maybe a dash more paprika, maybe a hint of lemon and pepper seasoning, never adding too much, just adding little by little each time you make dinner to get them use to it.

And every day you hear Lynette purring about how good your food his, everyday you hear the kids asking for seconds, even in private Arlecchino tells you that you are doing a wonderful job, and she might have to make your 'Mother' status permanent.

You do this for months, nearly a year of you adding more and more flavor to the dishes you make, and never hearing a single complaint or not even getting the slightest feeling that something was wrong.

You were wrong to think she didn't know, how could you have ever thought you could sneak anything passed her? She knows everything that happens in the house, nothing ever escapes her.

The house is quiet, all the kids having left for a mission of some kind, leaving just you and Arlecchino. You wouldve thought your evening would be different, usually it's rare you two get alone time so it's used wisely.

You didn't imagine you'd be in her office, sitting on the other side of it as she stares at you from across it.

"I'm impressed, even though you were hiding it you hid it so well. Perhaps I should send you on missions too."

"Arlecchino, please, I wasn't poisoning anyone, and I made so nobody would be allergic to anything I was making or adding."

Her pointed look makes you snap your mouth shut.

"You hide the seasoning so well, I actually had quite a time trying to find everything you were using. How did you manage to keep it under wraps?"

"I wasn't hurting anyone, I just wanted everyone to actually enjoy their food. Bland food with just salt and pepper is so....depressing, there is no joy, no love, so fulfillment with such things."

She hums, taking a moment to think about what you've said. Leaning back in her chair, she takes a slow breath before seemingly coming to a choice.

"Consider this your first warning. You have been doing well, and since this isn't something major I will look passed it. But, it is a warning as you still lied and hid things from me, which is strictly prohibited."

"Sooo you don't want my 'marry me' chicken anymore?"

"....I never said that. Anyway, come now, the children will be home shortly and you still haven't prepared anything."

She stands up, walking with you to the kitchen, easily helping you gather the ingredients you ask for. She's not at all a good cook,, but she is one of your best kitchen aids when she has time.

[imnotpayingforurtherapy]

T4T skk is great but favorite form of skk is Trans Masc Chuuya having a crisis around oblivious cis Dazai who doesn't know trans people exist

Like just- They're 15 on a mission, there's a rain of gunfire and they barely escape and are waiting in a safe house when blood starts running down Chuuya's leg, he doesn't completely notice too busy running numbers in his head and figuring out what to do next when Dazai sees and instantly thinks he got shot badly in the leg and tries to get Chuuya to strip his pants so he could give him first aid, not understanding why Chuuya's so weird about it cause "they're both boys" Chuuya ends up sneaking off to the bathroom/side room saying he'll deal with it and realizes he has absolutely nothing to use and results to makeshift bandage pad... he finishes the mission quicker than he probably should have and leaves it alot bloodier than usual, absolutely pissed that he had to stoop to those measures for this stupid mission

Orrrrrr Dazai walking in on Chuuya giving himself one of his T doses and thinking he's using recreational drugs and freaks out

(Not related to Dazai) BUT TRANS MASC DOC SENSING CHUUYA ON HIS GAYDAR AND SECRETLY GIVING HIM T DOSES AND EVENTUALLY TOP SURGERY AFTER HE JOINED THE MAFIA

Also I just know absolute choas went down after Chuuya woke up in the hospital post stormbringer... but trans Chuuya- THE CHOAS

I'm just imagining shit like him waking up and not being able to move and Dazai been there, and he's already pissed that Dazai has to be the one taking care of him, but after a while choas unfolds as Chuuya realizes he has to pee and despite not being able to move, he stubbornly tries to get up with his ability which results in his ripping a few stitches and and angry nurse running in, and since no one knows he's trans except the doctor that treated him the nurse figures out the problem and just brings him back a urinal which Chuuya just wants to fling across the room. Chuuya results to begging Dazai to get Kouyou (trans fem and the only one currently alive who knows Chuuya's secret) he misses Doc so much in this moment, realizing how comfortable he got with getting used to having him around. Dazai's confused and is like "Why do you want a woman rn?" Which Chuuya finally just snaps screaming that he can't use the urinal, flinging it across the room with his ability, near tears, Dazai tolls his eyes and gets Kouyou who takes care of everything and gets Dazai banned from the hospital, only able to visit by Chuuya's request and Chuuya's request alone.

Also 12-15 yr old Chuuya using stolen duct tape to bind his chest while in the sheep makes me giggle (I used to do the same thing) then switching over to body tape when he joins the mafia and has the money for it

[neoncolorblocks]

How do you think if rise trutles raised the 2012 trutles,what choas would happen?

I dug around in my files and found a few sketches I cleaned up for the idea. They’re mostly Raph themed, since older sibs are far easier for me to write. Also 2018 Raph is somewhere around 6’ 5” I think? And the 2012 babies are only about 9-12 inches? I don’t think he’d ever let them out of sight from the anxiety of being a giant amongst babies lol. They all like him too so that helps.

I head cannon that the 2012 babies are similar to their teen counter parts except maybe Raph and Leo. Raph’s mostly the same but the small inferiority complex between him and Leo hasn’t happened yet. I imagine leo being more openly cautious and anxious than his more confident teenage counterpart. He grows into confidence rather than being born with it, also he’s very attached to his dad, respectful and obedient for the most part you can’t tell me he wasn’t a bit timid as a kid.

Also hc Leo has separation anxiety as many sibs and young kids do.

They all miss their dad

I will probably make more fluffy doodles later but all that I drew at the time was angst.^^””

[erisweekofficial]

Tonight we're highlighting @chairofchaos!

🔥 Choas is a masterful Azris writer that has our hearts in her hands. If you're looking for something delightfully angsty or heartfelt (or both), look no further than her writing.

Although all of her work is amazing, we're currently crying over Letters of Love, which details Eris and Azriel falling in love and their relationship over time. Definitely get some tissues for this one. 😭😭And if you can't take our word for it take one of her fans:

The Letters of Love series has me spellbound in a way I can not describe. The love, the angst, the writing! I will forever cherish it. Chaos is truly a wonderful writer even if she is chaotic and I will devour this series until the end of time.

Be sure to check out their masterlist, including this Azris drabble!

Read on to learn some of Chaos's favorite Eris headcanons and which national/regional park Eris would get lost and die (or not die) in.

yes. we asked this.

Give us a name for one of Eris’ Brothers

James (so that he can use the “Um. James…” TikTok sound. A modern Eris would secretly have a TikTok. Super secret, but he would have one). Also, a relatively modern name simply because I’m tired of trying to get my word processor to recognize the validity of “Eris” and “Feyre” and even “Elain.” (No, do not add an “e”. I said, DO NOT ADD AN “E”!)

Give us a name for one of Eris’ hounds

Butter. Eris named him as a child because the hound liked to steal things off the kitchen counter, and the first thing he ever stole was a stick of butter. Eris got in a little trouble for it, so the official story is that his fur was lighter than is typical for a smokehound, and smooth like butter. The truth is that he fell in love with the little thief, and wanted to commemorate that first occurrence of thievery. It was a subtle act of rebellion on Eris’ part, and the chef was not pleased when he heard.

Give us some of your favorite Eris headcanons!

Eris is the family secret keeper. His mother tells him things. Lucien tells him things. His other brothers don’t mean to tell him things, but they drop hints and he’s smart enough to put things together. He goes unnoticed by adults as a young person, and is able to gather more information than anyone thought was possible. In doing so, he accidentally positions himself as knowledgeable on many family and court matters he probably shouldn’t even have known about in the first place. People also have a habit of just sharing things with him at random times, so he knows a considerable amount about each of the family guards, the Autumn Council, and their families. He’s a favorite with the court gossips because he will listen. He will rarely contribute, but he will always listen. As a result, everyone in court believes he is on their side. How this will play out when he is High Lord, Eris has no idea. For now, he’s happy hearing their tales of woe. Lord Cherry’s son eloped with the royal groundskeeper who taught Eris how to garden? Eris is absolutely shocked! Of course, he was the one who gave them a carriage to go to Spring, but Lord Cherry doesn’t need to know that.

Who scares Eris the most?

Eris is most scared of himself. I saw a post just the other day where a person told their therapist they were worried they would destroy everything, and their therapist told them they didn’t have that kind of power. They found it helpful because knowing you don’t have the power to change huge things in rage helped them. The difference here is that Eris has that kind of power by his proximity to societal power and his literal powers. He can destroy everything that matters to him if he is careless enough, and that terrifies him. He fears he would be powerful enough to change the world, and wishes he did not have that amount of power, because he has seen first hand how power corrupts. Outside of himself, he is most scared of Lucien. Lucien has more power than he could even imagine, and Eris isn’t sure his brother knows. At the same time, he fears the day Lucien discovers Eris knew, and that Lucien will never forgive him for keeping the knowledge to himself.

What kind of father does Eris imagine he would be, and does that differ from his actual father?

Eris imagines himself to be a brutal, unyielding, possibly even abusive father, as Beron was. He has never known a loving father, and while he believes it is theoretically possible, he looks in the mirror and sees Beron staring back at him. In every way possible, Beron has shaped Eris to be unforgiving, unyielding, brutal, and cruel. Eris worries that he will become Beron if he has children. It takes someone telling him that his worries and fear of becoming his father are what can keep him from becoming Beron. He needs a lot of support to feel confident enough that it is possible in order to become a father at all. Once he has that support, I think he does everything he can to be a better father than the one he had.

What national/regional park would Eris get lost and die (or not die) in?

Eris is dying in Petrified Forest National Park as we speak. He’s dying of heat related injuries and sun exposure. That male was not made for the desert. Fire powers cannot save you from the Arizona sun.

[uchihaharlot]

How would Shisui react if his wife gave birth to triplets instead of just one?

Oh nonny,

I’m sorry this took so long. What a cute idea 😩🥹❤️

I see you’ve chosen choas this particular morning lol and I too often wake up on the side of lunacy. I think if any one particular Uchiha was destined to have triplets—it would unfortunately be Shisui. I can’t even imagine Itachi with twins, he is patient but lacks the energy for it. And Sasuke…well. We’ve seen how he was with just one. (Don’t hate me I love Sasuke 😩🥹 He was my original Uchiha boo, but damn was he an absent father for so long..)

Mostly sfw, a few lot of suggestive and descriptive—maybe more than just suggestive ideas here and there. This also got waaaayyyy more detailed than I intended but, I’ll take it 😍❤️

Well let’s see here, Shisui is a man of many qualities. Exceptional talent, generous lover and his undying loyalty to the village and its people. He’s an amazing man all around. Did I say generous lover already? The baby making sex was hot, ok? Like really hot being folded up like a pretzel as he rutted into you with such passion…

But for fucks sake when the sonogram showed not just one, not two but it three of his fucking tadpoles bouncing around inside his wife’s poor womb. He’s definitely going to, and very silently, go through the stages of grief. Just momentarily. He is elated of course, no doubt. This is what they’ve wanted!! It also didn’t take as long to fall pregnant but the surprise of three of his Uchiha little spawns is a bit, well, too much for even him.

This escalated even further than he could have imagined. The pregnancy phase is probably his favorite, doting on his wife as she grows their cute little babies 😩🥹 spoiling her rotten with foot rubs and such. Taking advantage of her not being able to get up at some point and just eating her soft pussy as she giggles and then moans. Those sort of things he’s going to take full advantage of before these little hell raisers are bestowed upon them.

They are blessings no doubt, I don’t see Shisui as an overtly religious man. But I mean, he was gifted with Kotoamatsukami. The man thanks the Gods damn near every day for you, his family name and these sweet little angels you made.

There is no way around it, they’re born via cesarean section. As much as his wife wanted to have a natural birth, the babies have Shisui’s head and yea. Which also comes with mops of curls. And despite Shisui having seen and been drenched in the blood of his enemies. Seeing his wife split open, and not in a good way, almost makes him falter. But he perseveres through this for her, with her. She’s so out of it too, says the cutest things while under the knife and on a copious amount of drugs.

All babies are of course healthy. Two boys and one girl. Which is great, she will have mini protective brothers from the start! Funnily enough, the first out the center cavity was the little girl. 😩😍 So she’s automatically the queen between the three siblings. They all almost look alike. The boys are identical twins and the girl was her own embryo. The doctor had joked it was most likely she absorbed her twin; but they won’t mention that. Ever.

Yeah so, this is a lot. The five days in hospital are some of the most intense and painful days for his wife. They eventually go home and it’s not entirely easy for them. Triplets is a lot of work. Feedings, diapers. Not a single one of them are on the same schedule for the first few weeks. And while Shisui is hardened by battle; three babies waking up hours apart at night does wear out a man. His wife is the same; and she is recovering.

Let’s say we’re a few years into it now. 😮‍💨 These toddlers are some of the most high octane in the world. Shisui often considers what he’s done to deserve such blatantly bad children at times. Though he’s being mostly dramatic, they’re pretty well behaved…except when they’re with him. Shisui of course is the kind of father to be a child with his own. Having been robbed of his, this is the perfect excuse to be a little bad himself. And he sees so much of him and his wife in these beautiful little people.

If he prompts his wife for another baby. She’s gonna laugh and ask how many since it’s clear they’re not having just one at a time, but full litters. Luckily. The last baby, is a singular baby. The finale.

[luckycharms1701]

Hiiiii! I gave myself an illegal Mikey thought (it was angst) and now I'm saaaaad. Do you have any happy\fluffy Mikey thoughts to correct this error? Cure what ails me (sad Mikey).

-spoon🧡

😱 oh noooo not sad mikey thoughts! i won’t allow it! one cure coming right up!

Imagine Mikey with a box of kittens. Imagine him begging Leo to let him keep them. Imagine Leo, faced with a box full of faces that match Mikey’s pout, giving in.

The potential for mischief is off the charts. Mikey has trouble keeping up with all of them. Pepperoni is particularly troublesome. Leo is so thankful he agreed to keep them now, sitting back and watching Mikey try to herd the kittens the way Leo tries to herd his brothers.

Mikey’s new favorite way of waking his brothers up is to drop a kitten on their plastron. He tried dropping one on Raph’s face once. Only once. Not even Donnie can be mad at waking up to a curious kitten exploring him though.

Olive likes Splinter the best. At any point in time she can be found climbing on him as he goes about his day. It never fails to make the brothers smile, seeing their rat dad with a kitten clinging to his chest.

Cheese and Sausage make it their life’s mission to fully map out Donnie’s lab, much to his distress. It becomes commonplace to see Donnie walking out of his lab with the two kittens in his hands, gently scolding them as he deposits them in their play area. It’s commonplace to watch them follow him back to his lab too.

Raph, on the other hand, appreciates the company when Peppers sits on him while he’s lifting. It makes him more careful, which means he uses his muscles better.

Mikey is often covered with kittens, especially when gaming. Ham likes to sit on his head, keeping him warm. The purring is nice, but Mikey can do without the kneading.

Mikey badgers April into getting him customized bowls for each of them. Not a single one eats out of the correct bowl. That doesn’t stop him from trying though. He spoils them with treats as often as he can.

Imagine the choas. Imagine the fun. Imagine. The cuddles.