#cigamfossertsim

[cigamfossertsim]

tim standing over jasons bed in his safe house in the middle of the night like some kind of paralysis demon:

arise, motherfucker. im having a crisis

[cigamfossertsim]

halys circus had international tours so its my personal dream for dick to lap all the batfam in terms of language knowledge

multilingual batkids. they learn each others languages so they can mix and match. for example:

tim in french: have you figured out how we’re gonna tell b we’re not going to that gala yet?

damian in arabic: no i thought that was thomas’ job?

duke french: me? no jason said he’d do something

jason in arabic: hey don’t drag me into this!

dick in romani: i’m gonna kill him i really i am

steph in russian: who are we killing?

dick in english: ah! nobody! wait i didn’t know you spoke romani

tim in greek: you’re an asshole

jason in english: wait my greek is rusty say it again slowly

tim in greek: you’re an asshole

jason: …. you motherfucker

cass signing: nice drawing

damian in chinese: thank you

dick yelling at bruce about something he did

jason in spanish: what language is he speaking right now?

tim also in spanish: uh all of them i think

jason: does bruce even know-

tim: no he doesn’t

[cigamfossertsim]

bart: theres a fine like between passion and stalking

tim: only if youre ugly

[sterek-ao3feed]

Kiss Me on the Hood of Your Car

Read it on AO3 at https://archiveofourown.org/works/61426741

by cigamfossertsim

When Stiles needs a quick get-out-of-jail-free card to get him and Derek out of a jam, he claims the other man is his boyfriend. After a bout of necessary PDA to prove their story, Stiles’s mind is rife with fantasies about the broody werewolf that he’s largely suppressed up until now. Fantasies including Derek’s car. During the long, awkward car ride back to Beacon Hills, Stiles tries to hide his growing attraction from Derek’s keen senses unsuccessfully.

Words: 13341, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)

Rating: Explicit

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: M/M

Characters: Stiles Stilinski, Derek Hale, Isaac Lahey, Scott McCall (Teen Wolf), Sheriff Stilinski (Teen Wolf)

Relationships: Derek Hale/Stiles Stilinski

Additional Tags: 18 yr old Stiles, Fake/Pretend Relationship, Scott McCall references, Isaac being supportive, unrequited crush is actually requited, inappropriate use of the Camaro, all the pack is still alive bc i said so, the leather jacket is important to emotional development, Anal Sex, Knotting, blowjob, Anal Fingering, Pack Alpha Derek Hale, Emissary Stiles Stilinski, Exhibitionism, Outdoor Sex, Sheriff Stilinski references

https://archiveofourown.org/works/61426741

[the-constantone]

@cigamfossertsim​ contd from x

“i wouldn’t say always” okay so bad things tend to happen whenever he was in town it didn’t mean he was the cause of it…only most of the time. “ not my fault the cult decided to set up shop here luv” he said leaning back in his seat. “All I did was poke them out of hiding if anything I should be thanked” course now he had gotten himself cursed..so only a small portion of him was to blame really.

[cigamfossertsim]

i need you to understand how many hours i would spend watching a justice league mockumentary

Listen, if I had the time I would just make Justice Leauge the mockumentary, lol.

[justshadesofgreyarchive]

            ❝   either you’re rustier than i thought you’d be or your poker face is showing.    ❞ selina grinned behind her hand of cards, eyebrows lifting in surprise but betraying very little as she looked back over the table -- the pile of chips sitting in front of her a decent height; considering her opponent.  

starter for @cigamfossertsim

[cigamfossertsim]

why would they do this to me

One day, Damian Wayne will break or save this world. But tonight he is ten years old. And he is afraid.

Detective Comics (2016-) #1080

[arianna-creates]

Based on that post by @cigamfossertsim that said:

tim standing over jasons bed in his safe house in the middle of the night like some kind of paralysis demon: arise, motherfucker. im having a crisis

This is so ugly oh my god I'm so sorry

[cigamfossertsim]

how FUCKING DARE YOU actually

👻Jay

[cigamfossertsim]

batman: im experiencing some pain

superman: for how long?

batman: about a month now but itll go away by itself

superman: when?

batman: when i die, clark

[mayoricee]

!cigaM fo ssertsiM ,annataZ Other DC Bombshells

• Batwoman

• Black Canary

[cigamfossertsim]

jason todd, human tank, my beloved

The Gotham gangs all pigeonhole Red Hood as a guns guy, so they think they’ve won when they corner him during a firefight and he finally — finally — runs out of ammo.

Jason just shrugs, flips his pistols around in his hands, and starts using them as clubs until he loses them and reverts to straight-out, Gotham-dirty brawling as the goons suddenly realize that, yeah, this 6’4 260 lb freak was trained by Batman “the teeth obliterator” himself.

[the-constantone]

‘ don’t turn back now that we’re here! ’

@cigamfossertsim

“easy luv I’m not leaving you. But I am going to go search for a good bar” he said tossing her a wink. “it’s a tradition of mine, finding one where i land.” he said giving her a small shrug. ‘it’s my....” he licked his lips, “Creative process as it were.” 

[cigamfossertsim]

i guess i needed to cry today

I think part of what makes Jason's death feel different, even in universe and not on a meta level, is Jason is technically killed while Robin but...not really. Jason is only there because he wanted to meet his biological mother. He had no intention of encountering the Joker when he went there. When he *does* stay as Robin, it's because he can't stand the thought of leaving Sheila with the Joker.

And even then. Even then. He is not reckless. He doesn't intend to confront the Joker. And Sheila tells him it's okay. It's safe now. To come inside the warehouse.

Jason doesn't die in battle. Jason doesn't die during a night out as Robin. Jason doesn't die trying to take down a villain. Jason dies as a child trying to rescue someone he wanted to believe was his mother and betrayed by her. It doesn't feel like a hero dying in the line of duty or even a reckless hero taking on more than they can chew. It feels like what it is: a child who has been failed all his life being betrayed one last time and dying in agony.

[theblueeyedvampire]

Closed starter for @cigamfossertsim

“Heard you were the bird to see about a spell...” Spike eyed the witch with interest. Are you a good witch, or a bad witch, I wonder?