#cock block

[raspberryconverse]

Poly RomCom Moments: Beau #7 (again)

Making out on the couch and for once, Lola is not being a cock block. Mable is locked in a bedroom because she isn't being nice to our guests, as per usual.

Things are getting hot and heavy and Beau #7 starts to lay me down on my back.

"Oh, that's Lola, not a pillow." "Yup. Let's just go to the bedroom." "Sounds good to me."

[sofloodmelikeatlantic]

...sam 'cock block' winchester...

[tangledredstringsoffate]

YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO SAY IT!

[bobgoesw00t]

Perfectly timed EMP is perfectly timed...TO COCK BLOCK THAT WRECKING BALL xD

[amanda1234]

I went off birth control in early 2023, and I had no idea how much of myself I had been missing until I got her back.

For years, my emotions and my libido had been muted. I had always been an emotional, intuitive being, but something had been dimmed. I was operating in a more linear, structured way—less feeling, more doing. I was not at all connected to my body. I felt like my purpose was to work, produce, move, create - act in a masculine way.

[demonsnever-cry]

Ren walks into the bar, mostly drunk. She keeps checking her phone till someone who looks to be close to 25 walks in. She walks over to Ren in one of the booths, placing her hands on Ren's hips. Ren just smiles up at the girl and leans against her.

@stargazertheofficial

Azina wasn’t at the front. She was in the back of the club, tangled up with a girl against the wall. The music pounded through the air as Azina gripped the girl’s waist, lips grazing her neck, teeth threatening to bite. Her breath was rough, muttering

“Stay quiet, don’t stop.” The girl gasped, nails dragging across Azina’s skin, but Azina stayed focused, her phone buzzing somewhere in the dark ignored.

[boringkate]

Killing CEOs (that are themselves responsible for unimaginable suffering and death) sounds fun and morally uncomplicated, but the assasin will likely spend the rest of their life carrying the psychological burden of knowing that the secrecy now required of them about their actions is keeping them from getting well earned sloppy toppy.

Just infinite free and enthusiastic sloppy toppy! From anyone! Even from pornstars!

Harrowing.

[frm9pm]

potter themed everything...

[bird-inacage]

The Heart Killers EP11 | Kantbison + Tenderness

[sourtomatola]

Kerian can't control nor predict what's comes through the portal.

More tsams comic (and Kerian X Lunar)

Also All Kerian X Lunar comics also here on AO3

[wizrizz]

robin 100% gives TERRIBLE movie recommendations to the dudes that either hit on nancy or are rude to nancy.

like “oh you want a nice romantic movie to watch with your girlfriend so you can possibly get laid afterwards? sure let me help you!”

and then she gives them possibly the most sexist bigotted(is that a word? oh well it is now) movie known to man kind.

like the movies are so terrible she’s even had a few of the guys she’s recommended those movies to come in the next day and they get into a heated confrontation over it and robin’s just like “i have no idea what youre talking about so the problem must just be you dude.” 🤷🏼‍♀️

[livelovecaliforniadreams]

3x8 | 3x14

[jasontoddscrowbars]

Bonus part A (pre marriage skits)

Tim: bitches be like, texting me at two in the afternoon asking why aren’t you awake yet?

Tim: wym? I’m sleeping in cus I was up all night banging your brother.

Damian lowers his Batman comic book to stare at Tim over it.

Damian: what do you mean?

Damian: what do you mean, Tim?

Damian, sweating, panicking: what do you mean, Tim?

Damian, screaming: whose brother, TIMOTHY?!

Tim tucks his lips up in the slightest smile.

Damian:… blergh! Ahh! Blegh! It’s coming out my nose! Blah! Ew! How could you! Ack!

Damian panted as he caught his breath. Wiped his mouth. Nodded. Shot his head to Tim.

Damian: which one?!

And that is the story of how Damian found out Tim and Jason were fucking dating.

Legend has it, that day forward a small shadow began to stalk Jason at night when he headed towards Tim’s room and made him convinced a spirit didn’t want them to screw.

[wingedqueenlynx]

I started naming the screenshots I took XD

Stinky old man war criminal

I wanted to record the full scene but PS4 blocked recording is a bitch >:[

[muyru-iru]

Fox: state your occupation, visitor! Skywalker: It's me Anakin. I need to see Senator Amidala. Fox: there is no Anakin in the system...who? Anakin Skywalker: Anakin Skywalker. THat's my full name, you literally should know who i am. Fox tipping the name in: no. I mean: systems says no. No, GAR boy, not in the system. Anakin Skywalker: I'm a general. Fox: ranks don't count. If the system says no, it meant it....you know it...say it...as always...say: Anakin Skywalker groaning: ok. ok. Fine. Hello, the knight of master yoda's padawan's padawan's padawan, who was first the padawan of my latest master's master, who got killed by Darth Maul...- now the padawan of the jedi, that Darth Maul is obsessed to kill with, wants to visit Queen Amidala of Alderaan or the Senator whatever you call her here on Corsucant. And this knight is me. Fox: system says positive. You can get in.

(it is intended that the system has made me confused too for a sec and I remembered: oh shit. Whatever . Well done Fox!)

*disclaimer for one part: the partial reason why Anakin messes up is explained in the comments.

[tremordusk]

She better write Agathario again please