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The Fuckery of the COD Sunshine Zine
Hey y'all, it's been absolute eons since I've been around. I've not been apart of the COD fandom for a while or writing but I felt that I had to speak up in case others weren't aware of what was going on with a specific Zine for the COD Fandom. Tagging them because at this point, everyone deserves answers.
Please ignore some of the tags though trying to get this post out there to be seen by the fandom since it's fucking bad.
@sunshine-soap-zine
Basically, in short, all money meant for the Zine and merch was used up by Micky (one of the people in charge of it). Merch has allegedly thankfully been made and SOME has been shipped out, digitial copies of the Zine exist, but the physical Zine itself? There's no money left.
Over $6,500 was raised in profits that was supposed to go to Care for Gaza and Stonewall Scotland, two important charities near and dear to many, but all of that was used up and now there isn't even money left for the physical Zines, much less the charities.
You read that right - over $6,500 USD was set and slated in proceeds were to go to charities progressing LGBTQ+ rights and supporting those in a genocide and it's all been used up by one person and they still don't have the money to produce physical Zines and to get them out to those who paid for them. That's not even counting the original money MEANT for the Zines themselves too.
The Zine was centered around our beloved Soap MacTavish - who happens to be my favorite character. Seriously, I absolutely adore Soap. He's my favorite beyond favorite, so when I saw there was a Zine that happened to come across my timeline, I was thrilled! Especially because there were many artists there who I've either bought work from prior or who I'd been following for a while and was happy to see them finally get their stuff printed!
And now it's been unfolding in a disastrous way and I'm so... baffled, disappointed, and pissed off. I'm putting this under the cut because this is going to be a VERY long post.
Now, before I start into this shitshow, let me make two things abundantly clear:
This is NOT related to the Soap Journal Zine - they are two SEPERATE projects run by different people. DO NOT GO AFTER THEM OR ASK THEM ABOUT IT, they are unrelated.
The moderators, writers, and artists had nothing to do with this. NOTHING They were just as unaware as we (the public and consumers) were. They were not informed of any of this until the twitter and instagram post early this morning/late last night. They're not responsible for the actions of the person in charge and had no clue this was happening. If they did, they'd be exactly as appalled as they are now, I'm sure. They would've done something. But multiple artists and people on the actual discord have come forward and said that they, flat out, weren't aware and have expressed their disappointment and anger.
DO NOT drag the moderators, writers, and artists. This isn't on them. The moderators are doing all that they can to try and fix things and are scrambling to find a solution for this clusterfuck. It's an absolute shit shown given what's been handed to them and how it's been dumped on them, but they're doing their absolute best. Plenty of them were victims of this too as they too contributed money and many of them bought bundles themselves!
Onto the meat of this.
This post was made on the instagram page and the twitter for the Zine:
And honestly? I'm not sure where to begin.
First and foremost, I'm not going to take into question their health. That's none of my business. I'm not going to call them a liar or state that that never happened - once again, none of my business. I'm not going to nitpick that and I do sincerely hope that they're well and things start to get better for them.
What DOES matter is that the money for the Zine was used up. It's gone. Y'know, the main anchor of the project that MANY artists put their blood, sweat, and tears into. A digital version was released months ago but the physical one is now into question.
Allegedly, all the other merch is on hand. Some people HAVE received some, but plenty others have not - especially those (like me) who had bundles.
Now, I'm not sure how much I actually believe this given that this bomb was dropped after months of near silence and the very rare occasional update.
I just said this but I'll say it again: I'm not sure where to begin because this is a fucking mess. So I guess I'll just start listing the issues first and foremost.
Issue A: Progress was routinely lied about.
These are exact screenshots from the twitter. We were told directly that EVERYTHING was being made and everything was on track.
And then came the first delay.
Now I'm like most people, I realize things happen. Just because there's one delay doesn't mean it's the end of the world. Sometimes things take longer to manufacture, sometimes they take longer to ship, sometimes there's an issue in quality and you need it redone. Hey, the world isn't perfect and neither are we. I didn't think too much of it.
So it was pushed off, Etsy gave a notification to review and did it's usual notification where it'd ask you to report if you have any issues. I, in good faith, didn't refund it. Because I figured that doing so would yank the rug out from underneath and could cause issues when it came to production and shipping. I had faith.
Then, November rolled around. Then December. January. February. Updates were sparse, they seemed to be getting merch in and together. This should've been more of a red flag, comments asking seemed to be met with general reassurance that it was still happening. Not really specific but still at least trying to say it would happen which started to get fishier than a sardine factory.
The fact that it was pushed off from November/December and now we're in May and only SOME people are getting merch speaks volumes.
But you want to know why I'm really questioning this?
Etsy's policy for refunds is, drum roll.... 180 days. Just about six months after an initial purchase.
And guess what time line that aligns with?
Oh, right. Exactly. It aligns EXACTLY solidly past with what we're being told and when. Which means refunds are basically on "if I have the money and if I'm able to get it and you'll have to take my word"
Disputing with the bank may also not work because for many, this is WAY over the time to dispute charges. It goes for Etsy, it goes for the bank, and credit cards which were purchased on. Basically, it gives a "you're shit out of luck amigo" level of time.
FOR THOSE WHO ARE HAVING A HARD TIME GETTING A CHARGE BACK FROM THEIR BANK, here's the information on how to file a fraud report, including for Non-US residents! https://reportfraud.ftc.gov/faq
(Including this because Micky basically fucked us every which way here by waiting out the period and I do not think this was anything but intentional)
Which screams that this was planned beyond planned because you cannot look me in the eyes and tell me that someone was dead silent on a project for months where they lost all the money because they were embarrassed alone.
Especially when the community, the artists, the mods, were incredibly amazing and VERY supportive. Hell, one artist who I've extensively bought merch from before even confirmed they'd have helped and would have tried to get shit figured out! Because that's the kind of people they are. They want to help, they understand things happen, they wanted everyone to get what they ordered as this is a passion project for them too. The point is, the mods would've at least had a plan and so much could've been avoided.
It all aligns far too suspiciously. Embarrassment? Like this isn't more fucking embarrassing? Like this isn't humiliating and stressful beyond admitting to your mods you fucked up and finding out a game plan instead of remaining radio silent?
Oh, by the way
THE ETSY SHOP IS CLOSED which makes it even harder by the way.
Yep.
Closed.
You can't leave a review. You can't comment. You can't do anything aside from hope Etsy might take your side, but after it's been this long, it's very unlikely to happen.
Issue B: They lied about donating the money to charity (allegedly).
I'm only saying allegedly because I do not have a screencap from the discord, seeing as I'm not on it, but I was told by someone who was in there that they were all told that the money raised for two charities was donated in December. I'm taking their word that they were told it was already donated.
Either way, point being, the proceeds were SUPPOSED to go to two charities.
And this wasn't a little pittle of money, oh no. This was supposed to be a big amount
And now that's most certainly not happening.
The entire reason I felt GOOD about getting literally everything (I mean I saved for the everything bundle, I went to the T-shirt and hoodie, I even BOUGHT RAFFLE TICKETS and won one of the prototypes for fucks sake) was because any profit was going to worthy causes. The profits weren't supposed to be lining anyone's pockets, it was supposed to be going to two very worthy charities that are helping actual people in need who could desperately use it.
(Linking to the charities right here BTW)
Care for Gaza
Stonewall Scotland
This massive amount of money was supposed to go there and yet now that's not going to happen because even the books can't be produced. The very core of it.
And (allegedly) they said that it had already been donated.
I cannot express how fucking furious I am that someone would do something so vile as LIE ABOUT DONATING TO A CHARITY THAT'S HELPING PROVIDE AID IN AN ACTIVE GENOCIDE
Let that sink in. Let that stew.
That's what Micky fucking lied about. That's where the money was supposed to go. And now? Now that won't ever come close. I'm furious, insulted, and a list of fifty other million things that will have me foaming at the mouth if I think of them.
How can you be so low as to LIE about that? To lie about giving money to those in need? To fuck up the funds that badly? I would say I have no words, but I do. Just right now, all of them would rightfully have to be censored for how fucking deplorable this is.
Issue C: The money not being in a separate account
Okay, so I'm no expert financial advisor, but I'm going to lay out what has to happen and what SHOULD happen for any project (especially a collaborative one)
Whenever a project is supposed to take place, money SHOULD be set aside in a separate account. This money is placed there because it's for that project, for that project alone, and shouldn't be touched. This is how things are funded. People gave you the money for something to be done, you put that money aside, you use that money and withdraw it when time comes to pay for production or whatever else that needs to be done.
It's in a separate account because that's not meant as YOUR money. Not until a project is done, and most certainly not to be lumped in with everything else. After all, you need to keep invoices and have your ducks in a row - especially when it's a massive amount and it comes time to do taxes. That streamlines it and is vital. It helps determine what expenses went where and is how you remain transparent.
Now, how a debit card works is that it's pretty much always automatically tied to a checking account. It will always pull money from said account when you use it. That's the basis of it and why it's not a credit card.
That means that all of the money was tied to a debit card and this card was GIVEN TO SOMEONE for use other than for the project. This was a debit card that was somehow casually used several times until the money was gone.
Now, I'm really calling bullshit or that's extreme money mismanagement. Because anyone who has run any business or project will tell you: Business funds separate, you do NOT mesh them with personal. That's not your money to use.
HOW was the money used on medical bills like that and that easily when it should've been in a separate fund?
Why was it tied to that debit card? Why was that casually carried around? Why was that given to someone who had no ties to the project?
And what would have been done if that money wasn't there? That's my question too.
The money wasn't handled properly and it resulted in it being GONE. Medical bills are an absolute bitch and a half and yeah, the American healthcare system sucks major sweaty donkey balls, but that's not what the money was for.
Sorry, that might come off as harsh but it's the truth. That money is not for personal use. You took on a project, you committed to it, you spent the money on something that wasn't that. Regardless of the cause, cause I'm not going to dig and debate on how true the medical stuff is, what happened is
The money isn't there and the money was used for something other than it's intended purpose - the money people GAVE to fulfill a project that they were eagerly waiting on, and plenty worked hard for.
That's fraud. Flat out. Shit happens but that's not shit happening alone. That's basic fraud. Wrongful deception that resulted in financial gain. And considering the fact that we were lied to for months, it easily falls under that definition.
Oh, also mentioning that this isn't a small amount of money given. Considering the donations were close to $7,000 USD, much MORE was taken in for everything - but that means that well over $7,000 was spent because that part was meant to be donated and yet there's still no money for the Zines.
I'm going to have good faith and will go with the merch is mainly done, because some people have gotten packages and received some. Maybe that's misguided, maybe I'm a hopeful cunt, but pics HAVE been shown of merch and some people have received them.
Point still is - the Zine isn't here. The physical version? Non-existent. We were lied to for MONTHS that it was under production and all was well.
The donations? Spent. Gone. Over $6,000 USD. There's no money left to produce the Zines. Money? Tied to a debit card and used on personal expenses.
Now I'm not entirely heartless, medical situations can put anyone in a hard place, but medical issues do not excuse misusing money given to you for something you PROMISED, a project you voluntarily took on, and lying for MONTHS on end until no one could get a refund without basically having to go to the god damn government to fist fight for it.
You cannot use money that's not yours for things that they're not for. End of story. Doesn't matter what happens, doesn't matter how valid the claims are or not, using money for what it wasn't intended for for your own personal sake is TEXTBOOK FRAUD.
This harms literally fucking everyone involved.
Obviously, the charities that the money was supposed to go to. Lying about giving money to charity is a low, promising to do it and using it on yourself for any reason is LOW. I'm sorry, I felt comfortable giving money because I knew profit would go to help struggling queer people and people victims of a literal genocide, not go towards one person in particular. That's disgusting, deplorable, and I've got no amount of bad words I can string together because nothing comes close to the hatred and vitrol I feel right now.
The artists who worked VERY hard on this and bless them, MANY ARE RELEASING THEIR ART AND STORIES FOR FREE ON THEIR PLATFORMS AFTER THESE EVENTS, now have this tied to their name through no fault of their own. This is a project that was a first for many of them - a first chance to see their art in a project, their first collaboration, their first time to get their art published and to feel it in their hands. And this is the thanks they get after being the backbone. The fucking disregard to these lovely people who were the backbone of the project and the only reason why it exists is appalling. To go radio silent on them, on the mods who HELPED, and to steal money out from under everyone is appalling, disgusting, and deplorable. They worked so damn hard on this and for many, this may be a reason why they never do a zine again, because it's that awful.
This is something that ties their name to a project that's now experiencing major drama and scandal. And if someone doesn't look into it, they might associate them with that, they might not buy from them (gods I hope that doesn't happen because they do not deserve this or any flak) - you're harming their livelihoods, their career, and are smearing mud on their reflections.
Here's a list of the artists who took part for anyone interested and PLEASE PLEASE support them if you can, even if it's only a like or reblog! Many are releasing their works to the public and all have been affected by this clusterfuck. They're absolutely amazing and have made beautiful pieces. I cannot say it enough that they've done wonderful work and deserve every bit of positive recognition outside of this fuckery.
This, naturally, financially harms the people who PAID for this. Me personally? I fucking saved for this and now I'm not sure I'm even going to get the basics of what I got. I spent about $400 USD which isn't anything light, this isn't chump change, or something I toss around likely. I know I'm lucky to even have that much but Christ on a cracker, I love Soap so much and thought it was going to good causes, I feel fucking sick knowing it didn't. I'm holding out hope that the mods can arrange something - I'll take what I can get, but I'll go fight tooth and nail for a refund if I don't.
Not blaming the mods either as this harms them like a grenade to the nads. They DID NOT KNOW, I'm stating this again, THE MODS TO THIS PROJECT WERE UNAWARE OF THIS RUG PULL. THEY ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE, THEY'RE HANDLING THE FALLOUT. They're doing the best they can but I'm not counting on miracles. After all, they've basically been woken up to being told ON FUCKING TWITTER AND INSTAGRAM "oh the money is gone I spent it. gonna try to get money for the zines sorz". My lord, I can't even imagine how awful I'd feel and the panic. Because now they have to scramble and run around like chickens with their heads cut off because they were thrown a flashbang of fuckery and now?
Micky disappears for the weekend.
That's really the icing on the cake.
Health issues or not, you can't drop this massive fucking nuclear bomb after months of near radio silence and then go off for the weekend and leave your mods to deal with that.
"I am doing everything in my power to rectify this situation"
HA
Bull. Fucking. Shit.
If you were, you wouldn't be leaving your mods for the weekend. You'd actually be addressing comments and concerns. You wouldn't be making MORE EMPTY PROMISES.
I'm not believing one word that comes out of Micky's mouth because I did before and look at where that got me. I'm not going to take the word and value of someone who says they'll refund after purposefully lying for MONTHS and waiting out the period that Etsy and most credit card companies will refund for.
If you wanted to do everything in your power, you'd not offer more hollow promises, you'd offer complete financial transparency, you'd actively START getting your ass to work on this instead of dropping a statement, saying three things, and scampering off.
If you were doing everything in your power, we wouldn't be here, now would we?
Leaving now is telling not only me that you don't give a fuck and you don't respect the situation, but you do not respect the very people who made this possible and helped you EVERY STEP OF THE WAY.
I'm irate, I'm furious, I'm so pissed off that I took a step back into the fandom and clawed my way out of the coffin where I buried myself for this.
You lied to me, you lied to the artists, the writers, the mods, the charities - to EVERYONE involved. You kept us all in the dark, you took our money and hard work, and spit in our face. And you go off for a god damn weekend after ripping out our hearts and trust alike, and leave them to clean up the mess you made for your own selfish sake.
Soap wouldn't fucking want this. Not for his memory to go down like this.
What a god damn sick way to "honor" it and to pretend like you care. Fictional character or not, he's my absolute favorite and means the world to me. If it weren't for him and COD, honestly I wouldn't be going down the career path I am, I wouldn't have the future I do. And I took a leap of faith because I wanted to support the community, I wanted to support the artists and writers who pour their heart and soul into what they do. I wanted to honor the silly fictional mohawk man who meant so much to me who, as stupid as it sounds, changed my life.
And this is the thanks we get for the community who supported you, who trusted you, who believed in you, who waited so patiently for this, who wanted to do something good not only for themselves but everyone around them, who were excited for this - who dared to hope for the best.
#cod modern warfare#cod#call of duty#cod mw2#cod mw3#call of duty soap#soap mactavish#soap cod#john soap mactavish#john mactavish#cod zine#sunshine zine#cod drama#cod rant#rant post#im seriously so furious right now#tf141#call of duty x reader#cod fandom#cod mwii#cod mw reboot#call of duty modern warfare 3#soap x reader#john mactavish x reader#what a shitshow#ghouldtimetalks#cod x reader#what the fuck#seriously that's all I think I can sum it up in three words as#Im so disappointed
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You know what DOESNT irk me?
Ghost with facial hair..
Doesn't matter if it's the implication of stubble or a whole beard.
Giggles and kicks feet
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Everyone seems to unanimously agree Johnny has a big family. Lots of siblings, probably lots of cousins, etc. There's also a general feel that he's close with them. I agree with this, but I'd like you all to consider the glass-child concept, even if he and his family are still close. If he has a lot of siblings, and we assume he's a middle child, he probably had to help the younger ones a lot, and many of the older siblings were out of the house. It's not to say his parents neglected him at all, but you can be in a good, loving family, and still have times where you feel a little less important. Cause younger kids need more attention, and the older kids had the independence to get big accomplishments. John could very easily be a natural attention seeker(not in that negative context you usually hear it in), and it leads him to be loud and such. I mean, being loud and up front is also his personality, but I can certainly see him kinda subconsciously wanting someone's attention consistently. Mainly praise.
This is mostly just me wanting to add something to Johnny's background, but I feel people forget that you can have a good family and still have little facets in your personality/behavior that was unintentionally taught. Also, in a SoapGhost context? It'd be one reason why Soap likes getting Ghost's attention so much. Ghost being closed off and a loner, when Soap tries to get a lot of people to like him, makes Johnny to get Ghost's attention more. And then he gets a dopamine hit when Simon opens up, even favors his company a little. AM I PROJECTING? Slightly, only slightly.
#call of duty modern warfare#call of duty#modern warfare#modern warfare ii#mwii#soap call of duty#john soap mactavish#soap mactavish#john mactavish#soapghost#cod rant
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ALRIGHT LISTEN
this is just an opinion no need to get in my inbox and hate :)
i GENUINELY wonder if my fics are not good enough, or it's just because i am writing about the "side charachters" and not ghost or könig..
i mean ofc everyone have tastes but the way pepole act on socials and keep out charachters like Rudy and Alejandro makes me wonder if this is a preference or r*cism.
(before you say it, i am not making drama and we can't keep turning around the pot forever)
(also Horangi and Gaz are extremely underrated, fortunately ppl started to include them back after the chaos of September. i understand some people may not like a character or not write for him because they don't want to mess it up. but leaving him out like MANY did isn't okay.)
I am not blaming anyone but genuinely wondering why some charachters get all the attention while we can berly find content for any other character, who are really interesting as well and deserve appreciation.
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I am not against any headcanon, sticking with the canon events is fine.
y'all need to let people do what they love, even if you don't like it, someone enjoys it. And the purpose of a fandom is to recreate and make new stuff out of the actual product.
Although, what is extremely wrong is oversexualizing the charachters, making from them some mentally ill monsters and manicas. You should educate yourself on disorders and similar stuff before writing it, you may think it's ok, but in reality love, you are making a huge mistake.
(I've seen some stuff that was extremely messed up and the people who wrote that really need to touch some grass and urgent therapy. Some stuff shouldn't be posted at all..)
Also, the face models are actual people.. and the comment section under their posts makes me sick.. some of y'all took the digital footprint for granted..
remember they can read, or see anything you'll say. they have family, friends seeing what y'all say about them..
imagine seeing someone say that stuff about your friend or parent..
Also Samuel Roukin and every other actor are beautiful, they are humans and don't have to be a flawless super model.(he is in fact very handsome 🤭)
Look in the mirror darling and remember that the person you are hating on is a human just like you and have feelings.
AS A CONCLUSION
- you can like whoever you want i am not judging anyone and i am not forcing you to like any character 🤦🏻♀️
can't believe i had to add this ppl seriously need to touch grass
-give other characters attention
-dont hate on others for having different opinions
-the face models are humans
-there is some point where you should ask yourself if what you wrote is okay
-its könig not konig
-graves is an antogonist and was supposed to be evil
- all of the charachters did something wrong at some point, this is war and not roses and flowers
this is my opinion and idc i wanted to rant cuz i had enough
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#call of duty x reader#call of duty#cod mw3#cod modern warfare#call of duty headcanons#writblr#cod rant#i had enough#alejandro mw2#captain price#captain mactavish#horangi#könig mw2#ghost simon riley#task force 141#los vaqueros x reader#kyle gaz garrick x you#call of duty fanfic#cod headcanons#phillip graves x reader
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done with the cod fandom
im done, it’s not even the amount of gay ships or smut that’s everywhere it’s the fact that you people are too fucking horny to research any character and have them be realistic, no these are war criminals who will commit crimes to get missions done, nobody in call of duty is “good” so you’re gonna have to accept the fact that you are simping for a bad man and not a “ 💅 bad man 💅 “
im also really mad cause nobody will acknowledge gaz and replaces him with konig or Alejandro
just include gaz with konig and Alejandro at least but no gaz is underrated and he’s in task force 141
roach died after stepping on a land mine, surviving, getting shot in the abdomen by Shepard, surviving, then lit on fire while alive. He is a roach, and nobody will acknowledge him, it’s so hard to even find someone who will write about him for me while also avoiding you horny people.
if you like KorTac guys (only konig cause he’s an UwU brOkeN AnxiOuS trEmBlinG fEmbOy) then ermmmm 🤓 👆 fucking nikto, that man has DID, survived torture and wears a mask because his face is so goddamn ripped up and you people wouldn’t have a single idea who he is.
mace, this guy if you want your goddamn gay representation or black representation, mace is right there!! Actually less sarcasm on this one, mace is a good character not morally, but. He has scarification to honer his heritage and doesn’t wear sleeved shirts to show that, if you like ghosts design, then you can like him too! He’s got a metal skull mask and used to work with ghost and decided to take on a feature from him, this will come back in a bit.
there’s legit some actual cool background characters.
from another post which I found really refreshing: the military isn’t really the best for lgbtq people, so I haven’t played the game but from my knowledge the jackals and Alejandro’s group are not official (most likely are I think) so they would as they are be the most lgbtq friendly which still, this is a fandom designed for squeaker alpha male kinda guys.
about ghostsoap: it’s a fine ship but y’all need to work on the fact that soap and ghost are like siblings, along with the fact, ghost acts like a caring older sibling, as he had refused to go back to the military until he had helped his own brother with his addiction and threw out his abusive dad (based ghost) and returned when his family was fixed again, as well as allowing mace to use a skull mask like his own, as well as soap saying “I wanna be like you when I grow up” to him, I can’t find if it’s actually there, but you can tell clearly, ghost is like an older brother to a lot of people and it gives odd feelings when you see a brother figure being shipped with someone who acts like a sibling to him.
in general: calling them Babygirls is funny, but it’s actually really gross when you take it serious and make them into trembling femboys
Serious when I say I’ve felt actually psychically disgusted at so many people here
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Honestly the best fandoms are those who harass creators, falsely flag their blogs, and be overall dipshits to people who just are trying to enjoy their interests and share their creations with the rest of the community
Very big reminder that every creator is a person, and if you do this, you are a piece of shit and should not be allowed online. Critiquing/Feedback and actively going into someone's inbox to say 'Bro your writing sucks' are VERY different things
You should NOT harass anyone, especially minors
You are not an adult or even a respectable human being if you actively put someone down, harass them, and/or falsely accuse them of something that you do not have evidence for/they didn't do
#rant#fandom rant#this is partly coming from seeing Puff0o0/Shrimp's blog be deactivated TWICE due to this#cod rant#cod fandom
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My issue with the open world zombies is that the ppl on ur team dont even come and revive u and help out. Like whats the point of going on a team if ur not gonna help out and literally just end up going on the other side of the map??? Just go on solo. Jfc. Ur just ruining it for everyone else and then we end up losing all of our shit

#like this shit pisses me off sm#cod#call of duty#cod rant#cod mwiii#cod mw3#cod mw2#cod mwii#cod meme#call of duty modern warfare 2#call of duty modern warfare#call of duty modern warfare 3
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simon who smokes strictly camels or pall malls.
you always smell it on him, even after he takes a long shower. mint, leather, earth, and tobacco. you think its so funny when he genuinely gets offended at johnny when he tries to pass him a marlboro, grimacing.
“tha’ shits nasty. ‘d rather eat fuckin’ dirt.”
so you’re surprised when he asks to try your cute little virginia slims that you keep in a dainty decorated container.
you raise your eyebrows and stifle a giggle. “you hit your head or something?” he clicks his tongue and snatches your container pulling one out. he places it in his mouth and leans back into the couch, spreading his legs. he nods to the table at the lighter next to his ashtray.
“light.”
you squint at him dramatically and scratch at your head. “never thought i’d see the day you’d cheat on ms. pall ma-“
“light.” he says sternly, but with a small chuckle under his breath.
you grab the lighter and turn to light it for him. after you do, you sit back and watch as he smokes from the little thing grasped between two of his large fingers.
he exhales slowly and looks at you
“now i know why y’so cranky all the time. shits ass.”
but you know he doesn’t mean it because he guides you onto his lap and smokes the whole thing, occasionally shotgunning you. :)
#𝜗𝜚˚⋆nebs rants 𝜗𝜚˚⋆#dreamy sigh#i dont even smoke cigarettes i just think that he would#cod mwii#ghost cod#ghost x reader#john soap mactavish#simon ghost riley#simon riley#simon riley x reader#simon riley x female reader#simon ghost x you#simon riley x you#simon ghost x reader#simon ghost#simon fic#simon ghost fluff
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The entirety of the MW3 campaign is honestly such bullshit and the more I think about it the more pissed off I get.
Refusing to believe that Price would've let Makarov live for even a second. Captain John Price, who has had the goal of killing Makarov for YEARS and hunting him down just... lets him live???????
The only reason I would accept him not letting Soap kill Makarov is because he wanted to do it himself For starters... they just... trust that Makarov will stay in the prison??? He's like "ah this always works out, no one has ever escaped from prison ever :)". Okay, yeah, right, sure. That's NEVER backfired at all what so ever, and y'know, obviously no one would eveeeeeer come to free him and the group that he heads definitely wouldn't swarm to get him back.
I don't give a shit if he got orders to stand down and to not do it - I'm refusing to believe John Price, after everything he's sacrificed and done, would accept that for one single second. Why on EARTH would he let Makarov live when he KNOWS that in no way, shape, or form would that ever be a good idea. I don't think there's a single order that would get him to not kill Makarov - not my Price
"Oh oh but Makarov can provide intel!" SINCE WHEN. Since when would he actually cooperate. Since when would he do anything other than gain information for himself, play mind games, and then INEVITABLY escape. HE KNOWS THAT. Everyone knows that. It's just COMMON SENSE
Makarov is nearly just telling them everything, legit point blank. TO THEIR FACES what he's going to do. And they're just like :) HE CANNOT BE MORE OBVIOUS PLEEEEEASE
There's just. So much utter bullshittery in every corner of the campaign I really wonder if the people behind it knew anything about narrative story telling or the characters they're writing for. I can slap a wombat on a keyboard and whatever it wrote would probably make more sense than the slop we were given. I can dump a can of alphabet soup in a bowl and it would make more sense
(And yes, I'm aware of the original plans of it likely not being a full game on its own but that doesn't excuse the writing or what we got. I'm AWARE of the background)
Honestly am expecting "It's Makaroving time" and he Makarovs everywhere to be the next step we're getting
#cod#call of duty#cod modern warfare#call of duty mw3#cod mwiii#call of duty modern warfare#seriously the more i think about it the more annoyed i am#so much horseshit you're making the Augean stables look like a sterilized chamber in comparison#next time letting an exploding hot dog write the campaign#will do better#legit i can take a nap on my keyboard and come up with something that makes more sense#not my john price#he wouldn't do that at all or even consider it#captain price#john price#they have a writing problem - i mean like an everything problem but ESPECIALLY a writing issue#cod rant#call of duty rant
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You know what irks me..
People making Ghost look perfect, like, chiseled jawline, no scars anywhere on his face.. not a RUGGED thing in sight..
I dislike his model for COD, (not Samuel Roukin, the model just looks wonky to me 💔) and I honestly just think it's his eyes, but I don't think he'd look like a model either 😭
🧚♂️ anyways, more art later probably. Who knows, I don't have a set schedule for this shit
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Just something about the unspoken tension between you and Simon ‘Ghost’ Riley, the way he looks at you with those hooded, lazy trails over your face that doesn’t give anything away except for how long they’re on you.
It’s when he finally creaks the door open to your room in the barracks in the dead of night, his silhouette recognisable in a second as you lay curled up under the covers. You don’t say anything. He doesn’t say anything, but you see his shoulders move like he’s breathing heavier than usual. He walks to your bed like he has all the time in the world- which he does.
You sit up. Blink at him in the dark. He peels your blankets off without a word, his eyes leaving your face only to trail down your body with the same impenetrable, unreadable eyes. It’s unbearable but it had to come to this and you both know it as he shrugs off his shirt, slips his sweats down.
He pushed your tank top just over your tits to suck on them. Nothing had been said yet as you gasp into the thick silence, his perverted mouth licking and sucking with no remorse, filthy sounds accompanying your silent whines as his lips pop, his tongue licking over any flesh it could find. His mouth trails lower and lower, hands flexing on your ribs, tits, thighs, because he needed this. You. Stress relief. And he wanted to find it in your body, just for tonight. Right?
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#Simon Riley#simon ghost Riley#simon Riley x reader#simon riley x you#simon ghost x reader#simon riley smut#simon riley x y/n#simon riley imagine#simon riley drabble#simon riley hcs#simon Riley angst#Simon riley rant#ghost#ghost x reader#ghost smut#ghost x you#cod#call of duty#modern warfare#cod mw2#cod mwii#cod mw3#lieutenant ghost#lieutenant riley#cod ghosts#cod ghost#cod Simon riley#cod fic#cod smut#cod modern warfare
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The fun thing about COD is that everyone who calls the 141 and every other operator their precious little mew mew skrunkly is fully aware that Soap once used an enemy soldier as a meat shield, Price responded to a barricade by attempting vehicular manslaughter, Gaz saw one terrorist attack and decided going feral was an option that should be on the table, and Ghost is, well, Ghost.
They know their little mew mews are war criminals and they do not care.
#War crimes are acceptable in fiction#insert your own rant about acknowledging the military propaganda inherent in COD#And how you should never uncritically accept the messaging therin#but also the military can't turn our 400k soapghost fics into propaganda#text post#media analysis#fandom#fandom behavior#cod#COD#call of duty#john soap mactavish#captain john price#captain price#kyle gaz garrick#simon ghost riley
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Hii! i wrote some angst about Alejandro (again) gonna edit it and post it later 🫶🏻 I'll put the link once it's out
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ALRIGHT KIDS IT'S OUT GO EAT YOUR MEAL 🫶🏻🤭
#call of duty fanfic#call of duty headcanons#cod headcanons#alejandro cod#alejandro vargas#cod mw2#cod x reader#task force 141#rudy cod#writing tips#alejandro mw2#alejandro vargas x reader#rudy parra#rodolfo cod#cod modern warfare#cod#cod fanfic#cod rant#los vaqueros#tf 141 x reader#tf 141#captain john price#kyle gaz garrick#simon ghost riley#john soap mactavish#valeria garza#ghost cod#ghsot#kyle gaz garrick x you#phillip graves
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Ghost is one of these guys to accidentally adopt baby wolves or foxes and have them become emotionally attached to him and live on his open lot in the middle of the woods or something
And when Soap finally comes to visit Ghost has casually forgotten that he's the father to several wolves
#wayward rambles#wayward rants#ghost#ghost x soap#simon ghost riley#ghost cod#soap#john soap mactavish#soap cod#soapghost#141#ghoap#ghostsoap#cod#call of duty#modern warfare#cod mw ghost#cod mwii#call of duty modern warfare#cod mw#cod modern warfare
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I am so confused
why is the cod fandom so weirdly infantializing at konig
like I see so many drawing of him being “submissive” or some crap and I’m just confused cause just cause he has social anxiety doesn’t make him a small little bean all the sudden??
and I know haha funny tall man acting like a baby but does anyone literally anyone get a weird feeling when they see this guy pretty much being the beloved clown of the fandom??
n I mean, I get it people want interesting characters but literally: nikto, he hides his face because it’s disfigured (there, an actual reason to wear a mask) - mace: tribal scarring to appreciate/honor his ancestors as well as a metal skull mask and also being a behemoth compared to ghost. - Gary roach in task force 141 so he’s not a terrorist. Fanon declares he’s mute or non-verbal as well as having antennae on his helmet
See that’s all some interesting characters, three, and I wanna know what the appeal in ghost, soap, and konig are cause to me they’re just shallow like why, there are so many interesting background characters



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#restige is key#prestigeiskey#playstation 5#ps5#call of duty news#call of duty#warzone#warzone hack#warzone new#activision#cod rant#warzone 2#playstation#mwii blackcell#dmz p2w#mwii#cod league#cod#vondel#mwiii#cod mw3#cod mwiii#mw2#prestige#cod zombies#mwiii leak#mw3 leak#mw3 leaks#mw3#mwiii leaks
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