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teaboot · 1 year ago

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When I was a kid one of my moms would call her period "moon time" or "her monthlies" or shit like that and my other mom straight up stealthed it, but when I'm a dad I think I'm gonna go straight down the middle and call it Werewolf Week. Like sorry kids, dad can't roughouse right now, it's Werewolf Week

#Plus my sense of smell always goes crazy like a couple days prior #So #I feel like I could really lean into the mythos #They'll get the talk of course but Werewolf Week sounds way cooler than Lady Time or whatever the fuck

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mysticalarmand · 10 months ago

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Duke: Why is Dick sitting in between Jason and Roy?

Steph: Because he doesn't wanna see them cuddling.

Tim: Or kissing.

Duke: But they're a couple.

Tim: To Dick, Jason's still a baby.

Duke, holds up Damian: This is a baby, that's a grown ass adult.

#batfam #jayroy #jason todd #roy harper #dick grayson #stephanie brown #duke thomas #tim drake #damian wayne #duke casually holding up a fourteen year old damian calling him a baby #and calling dick crazy for sitting in between a couple #dick: he's still thirteen! TO ME!#jason: dick I'm twenty-one #dick: still my baby brother

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theeroticlover · 4 months ago

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This ?

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equalperson · 3 months ago

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I'm tired of people treating narcissism as "abusive hellspawn disorder" so every overconfident/cocky-but-good character is a narcissist now. sonic is a narcissist. rainbow dash is a narcissist. papyrus is a narcissist. fuck it miku is a narcissist too. they're all narcs.

#narcissistic personality disorder #npd #actually narcissistic #actually npd #sanism mention #okay actually but I watched MLP as a kid and have been watching videos about it over the past couple of days #and I actually do believe that rainbow is a narcissist. haven't engaged with sonic or undertale in a while so IDK but IDC. they are too #miku is a blank slate and is 100% narcissistic to Me. the fandom should headcanon more vocaloids as crazy actually. it's always possible

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biggest-gaudiest-patronuses · 5 months ago

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ok but what if we normalize having a party where you dress up & are the center of attention & all your friends congratulate you on your divorce. more unhappy couples would hurry up and pull the plug, i will bet you

#kinda crazy how our wedding-obsessed capitalist culture pressures couples to over-commit & marry before building healthy foundations #'putting on a fancy dress and being celebrated on your special day' sounds so harmless but we teach young girls that it's #something you have to 'earn' by marrying some guy. ANY guy. by an arbitrary deadline of like 27 or whatever #and if you don't get married or get married too late? no party for you!!!#that's insane and we should talk about it more #babe you don't want a wedding you want a quinceañera

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chloesimaginationthings · 11 months ago

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Do any of you remember Scott's games before FNAF?

#myart #chloesimagination #comic #fnaf #five nights at freddy's #fnaf fanart #fnaf movie #fnaf vanessa #vanessa shelly #vanessa afton #michael afton #chipper & sons #desolate hope #scottgames #scott cawthon #HAPPY day 4 of FNAF week!#I wanted to make a lil callback to the games that lead to FNAF being made #simply without chippers & sons we’d have no FNAF #SO I liked the idea chippers & co are considered old animtronics #stuffed away in some old warehouse #TBH seeing chippers appears in FNAF world this could be semi canon pff #Vanessa of course is a fan of them all #this comic is not as loaded with characters this time #but I still have a couple more big pieces in mind so keep eyes out for that #I ACTUALLY have a ton of ideas with everything that’s come out so far 😭#so soon more! Hope yall are enjoying fnaf week #tomorrow we get to see if fnaf gets in fortnite crazy day incoming

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pre-raphaelite-s · 3 months ago

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jim kirk, classic novel connoisseur perhaps of all time, somehow bagging alien mr. darcy is just. the best for him. like of course the person he married talks like a jane austen novel love interest. jim swoons for that shit

#the couples costumes go crazy #star trek #star trek tos #spirk #spock #jim kirk #spog #james t kirk #jim #tos #tos spirk #k/s #the premise #spirk tos

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minionsuncle · 1 year ago

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Blarmy!

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runoutofsteam · 4 months ago

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Ben Stiller cooking up a relationship dynamic so weird and fucked up and sexually repressed that he’s got me out here shipping m/f

#like seriously I cannot remember the last time a straight couple has activated the shipping part of my brain?#like the whole dynamic is so crazy it’s bends around to being gay somehow #severance spoilers #severance

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kaboom-kitten · 9 days ago

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Driving with my darling…bad ending

AAUGHHH I hope they explode.

-(rushed sketch, don’t mind the errors)

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fizpup · 3 months ago

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I finally watched the crazy doomed yuri anime but no one told me there was actually another secret, less crazy but still very doomed yuri hidden inside it

anyway they’re horses now

#puella magi madoka magica #pmmm #kyoko sakura #sayaka miki #kyosaya #mlp #my little pony #rule 85 #been going crazy over them for a couple weeks now

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mering · 3 months ago

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