Tim: ok. See you all later.
Dick: where are you going???
Tim: I'm going to visit Ives.
Bruce : have fun 😊
Tim: see ya.
Everyone: ....
Jason: so we all agree Ives doesn't really exist right?
Everyone: *noises of agreement*
Dick: I think it's my fault. I told him he should be making friends his age and then he told me about Ives. Someone he had never brought up before but apparently they had been friends for years. And when I asked why I never met him he said Ives had cancer... Just- so casually...
Steph: yeah. I think he is real. I just think he is a fish. And Everytime he dies Tim gets one that looks the exact same and names it Ives.
Jason: no loving parent would ever name their child Ives. No offense Dick.
Dick: ??? What does this have to do with me? We're talking about Tim?
Damian: I believe it is delusion from too many head injuries.
Bruce: Come on. I think Tim is completely capable of making friends.... And I think it's sweet that he still fosters the creativity to have an imaginary one.
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still thinking about tim having one of those fake baby projects in school in the baby au.
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redrew some old robin93 related things i had in my sketchbooks :^) might throw them in procreate and fix them up when my ipad stops hating me
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old timives doodle i did for @plutoslvr that i never posted here!!
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*Bernard texting Ives about Tim*
Bernard: I WANT TO GIVE HIM THINGS
Bernard: LIKE BLOWJOBS AND SELF ESTEEM!
Ives: please stop talking.
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look i love timkon and i learned to like timbern (sometimes), but in honor of pride month, i really think we should diversify into niche tim drake mlm ships, we haven't made use of the opportunities it gives us
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Read that one timives fic about them getting smoking together on a roof and I think I’m going to explode so I made this in like an hour
(The fic: https://archiveofourown.org/works/51887461 by @plutoslvr )
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real, accurate, and definitely not biased opinions on tim drake ships (he should never date again)
timkon: whitebread of tim ships and usually, fans don't care for one of them enough… not saying who…
timbart: overshadowed by timkon and often dumbifies one of them… not saying who…
timber: literal whitebread x white boy there is nothing else to say
timives: the original white boy x white boy in the fandom but is often overlooked by timber's new popularity, friends to lovers
timlonnie: for fine wine connoisseurs and people craving that rogue x hero dynamic (gay batcat)
timsteph: bi4bi goated because yes, hetero relationships exist for bisexuals
timcassie: homophobic because who else would ship this?
timgreta: literally everyone would prefer greta x steph, tim doesn't deserve either
birdsnake (for the brutalia fans), timtam (a fraction of Red Robin fans), timlynx (even smaller fraction of Red Robin fans), timdarla (reserved for war games readers): who is that? (everyone in the fandom shouts)
timzo, timari: was canon but literally nobody gave a fuck and honestly, tim's an asshole
timjubilee: nobody in their right minds wanted this
tity: literally only two people ship them so this ship is definitely the best one, it's us against the world
tim x coffee: fuck off
all of this is /silly btw its all for the jokes 🙏
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And yes, there are wrong answers amongst the options and anyone who chooses them will receive silent judgement from me. Perhaps even a (…) message if I feel like it.
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the things i would do for the return of sebastian ives...
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Tim likes to keep his civilian, and hero friends apart because Ives knows too-fucking-much about Tim's puppy crush on Dick Grayson era for him to ever think about letting him meet Kon, Bart and Cassie. Tim can never live in peace after Ives helped him plan the entirety of his imaginary wedding to Dick when they were 10.
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...If you saw that initial post, no you didn't 😘✌️
BEHOLD
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remember when ives invited tim to his birthday party because he didn’t want to get smothered by his cousins? because i do. remember when they reconnected after months of not seeing each other while tim was at brentwood and immediately clicked? because i do. holding them in a locket that i keep on a chain attached to my pants. btw.
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okay so im curious...
couldn't fit them all :(
Others include: Lynx, Zoanne Wilkins, Darla Aquista, Jubilee, Barbara Gordon, Kon+Bernard, Bart+Kon, Bart+Cassie+Kon, Cissie King-Jones, Bernard+Steph, Jason+Kon, Greta Hayes, Ra's al Ghul, Damian Wayne, Roy Harper, Slobo, Match etc.
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Ives: What did Bernard text you?
Tim: 'I can't believe I miss you this much after just three hours'
Ives: And what did you send back?
Tim: 'Haha lame'
Ives:
Tim: I was flirting
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Tim Drake: broke something inside me many years ago, and it feels like I just keep shattering
there's ice in my blood and fire in my throat and electricity all down my skin
Sebastian Ives, barely awake: First of all, that's cryptic, second of all, fucking go to sleep
Why the fuck are you awake at 5 am
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