#dickie is okay

[beesbiteandwillowrites]

Give Jason a Baby!!!

Jason is punted into another dimension, one that doesn't match his own timeline/dimension at all. Stuck, he decides there is only one thing he can do: sow some chaos and save some people

He got dumped into the Battinson verse, after the flood has receded. In the chaos, it's fairly easy to set himself up with a halfway decent identity (he steals one). He sets out to go look for his family members, and maybe make some changes for them if he can.

Bruce is young as hell--younger than him, even, which is super weird and he doesn't know what to do with that. Batman only showed up recently, he's nowhere near the superhero powerhouse he had been in Jason's world. But he's (mostly) fine, so Jason leaves him alone for now

His next stop is the kids and whooo, that's not good. Dick was in an orphanage when the flood hit, one that got destroyed. Most of the kids were reported missing, including Dickiebird.

Timmy is a little baby still, too young to really comprehend what's going on, and his parents aren't travelling as much as they had been in Jason's world either, so he decides to just keep an eye on the kid for now. Steph is also good for now, her parents still young and hopeful and her father not yet beaten down by life. Cass he cannot find, but that doesn't mean anything: David Cain was always good at hiding. Duke and Damian aren't born yet

Last he looks into his younger self, and what he finds isn't pretty. Willis is in jail--a good few years before he ended up there in Jason's own universe. Catherine hasn't been seen since the flood, reported missing by a neighbour. That same neighbour also couldn't take care of little Jay and handed him off to an emergency shelter for flood victims.

Realistically, Jason knows that people who haven't turned up yet probably never will. Jay is by all accounts an orphan, and he's maybe 4 ish. Jason remembers foster care, and he doubts it's any better in this version of Gotham, with its unique slew of problems.

He's gonna adopt his younger self

He starts altering his identity, fiddling with government records until it looks like Willis had an illegitimate half-brother, and takes his new paperwork to the shelter. The lady who runs it is suspicious of him, but the paperwork proves that he really is Jay's family, having just arrived in Gotham in an attempt to find his family.

Jason leaves the shelter with a toddler in his arms and embarks on his newest adventure: to become a dad.

[aeperol-spritz]

Hello, lately i'm into sub dick grayson. If you could write one and you have some idea i'm very thankfull, he's kind of cocky and sass him act being brat so should put him to his belong

DICK GRAYSON who whines as you stop the slow roll of your hips, one hand gripped at the hair on his nape ‘I told you I was busy, did I not?’ you look down at him ‘but you you still had to push my buttons’ tsking at his insistence to bother you when you very clearly told him you had an important meeting today. ‘yeah, but you love it’ he smirks, trying to roll his hips up to meet yours. A soft slap to his cheeks and a narrowed gaze is all it took to shut him up. ‘why must you insist on being a brat?’ you grab his jaw ‘I don’t like when my baby acts like a brat’. He huffs, once again trying a futile effort to meet your hips ‘maybe i’m starved for attention’ he taunts. You squeeze his jaw tighter, eyes narrowing dangerously ‘you saying I don’t give you enough attention? hm? that i’m not good to you?’ punctuated by a roll of your hips he lets out a stuttered gasp ‘because if that’s true then I may as well stop. Since i’m not good to you’ with a teasing smirk you let go of his chin.

He lets out a pleading whine, hands threatening to move from the bed frame, where he was instructed to keep them. ‘please, baby please’ he downright whimpers ‘i’ll be good. please just keep going’. With a smirk you straddle his lap once again, continue the rhythmic rocking of your hips as he babbles out broken pleas to keep going. ‘see. all you have to do is ask’ you coo ‘I don’t like my baby being a brat. I much prefer him to be all sweet’

[mylifeingotham]

Batfam running their own fan accounts (as their secret identities)

[melodyatlas]

i saw that @deepwithintheabyss had requested Tim stealing Dick's Nightwing's gloves from someone else and i think something possessed me cause it exists now, sorry that it's not who you requested it from lmao but it inspired me lol

the work is only available to registered ao3 users but heres the summary and link:

"Dick has always been larger than life to Tim. And when he became his brother, Dick was suddenly so /human/ but still no less awe-inspiring. And Dick would touch Tim- nothing inappropriate- always sweeping hugs or ruffling his hair or a brush of his hand against his shoulders to steer him where he wanted him. But it just made Tim yearn for his touch all the more. And then came the stupid gloves. The bright blue Nightwing stripes emphasizing Dick's long fingers. They began starring in Tim's dreams, quite vividly."

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or basically, Tim steals Dick's gloves.... for reasons... super fun reasons lmao

[lettheladylead]

PAPERETTA FASHION SERIES :: 8/?

I wanted to draw Dickie in cute outfits/poses inspired by one of my favorite Instagram models (some photos are nsfw) so here’s the eighth which will be the last one for now but I’m sure there’ll be more eventually

[chuckling-chemist]

I am trying to think very hard about the mystery in Only Murders in the Building, but unfortunately I ship Theobel and this episode confirms they've been hanging out a lot and she's learning ASL to properly talk to him and that is Doing Things to me

[cytryndor]

Buckle up people, I’m about to tell you who’s this season’s killer

It’s Donna.

Why, you might ask? Nothing up to this point actually let to her, right? Wrong!

Have you ever seen that musical, The Producers?

The Producers’ plot is really simple. There’s this guy Max Bialystock, who - with help from this other guy, Leopold Bloom - scheme a plan of how to make 2 million dollars in profit from a total and utter disaster of a play. They think of this amazing five stages of a plan, which only the first two will be useful for us.

Step One: Find the worst play ever written.

Step Two: Find the worst director in town.

So, what does it mean for us?

Death Rattle (the play) is this ridiculous murder mystery where the main suspect is a baby. It’s, it’s just ridiculous, right? Step one speaks for itself.

Okay, but what about step two?

We know that there were at least two directors signed for this play: Jerry Blau and Oliver Putnam. Now, I’m not a critic, but I do have a feeling like both of them can be seen as a disasters just waiting to happen. We’re talking about people who are either a) living in the theater cause they’re broke and too proud to go back home, b) director of Splash! The Musical (2005). Like I said, not a critic, but doesn’t seem like a money making machine for me.

Okay, but what about it? It might as well be a coincidence that it fits, right? Wrong.

There are two real life people cameos in this season - opposed to last two ones, where we got just one per each. This time, we got this silly little guy, (who’s extremely talented and funny) Matthew Broderick, and this other silly guy (who’s more famous and more accomplished than any other star cameo in the series) Mel Brooks. What do they have to do with it, you might ask?

Well, it’s time to skip to the year of our lord 2001, and the Broadway premiere of The Producers, whom were written by silly guy number two, Mel Brooks. It had an amazing cast, everyone was so talented, and later nominated for Tony’s. One of which, was this silly guy number one, Matthew Broderick, for the role of Leo Bloom. Unfortunately, he lost in his category to his co-star, our own Teddy Dimas, Nathan Lane, who’s suspiciously absent from this season (sure, he was having some other, Broadway related play gig, but hey).

And you might say, okay, they got Broderick, and what? Well, let me tell you: not every show got a chance of Mel Brooks’ cameo. I mean, come on, Broderick has an incredible filmography and stage career, why The Producers out of all of them? Why Mel Brooks?

Okay, so you might ask now, if you’re still not convinced: what was her motive? What, was it money? That doesn’t make sense! And you’d be right. I think, that her motive was something far more important to her: Cliff, her son.

Up until last Tuesday I was convinced she wanted Death Rattle to fail. I mean, that was meant to be Cliff’s debut, and if it would turned out to be a hit, he would most probably leave her - or so she thought he would, so she poisoned the cookies, and left them for show’s biggest name, knowing Ben wouldn’t resist to try them.

But now I know, or at least suspect, that that’s not the case, thanks to one scene from this week’s episode.

While in the bathroom, Donna did said to Loretta, that a mother would do everything to protect her child; now, we were meant to be focused on Loretta and her struggle, but what if there’s more to that scene? What if she wanted her son to succeed, and the show to be a hit, but sensed that Ben Glenroy was a threat to not even her, but her baby, and his Broadway debut?

This week’s episode was about mother who was able to confess to a crime she didn’t commit, just so she could protect her baby. I think that this seasons murderer is a mother, who committed said crime, just so she could protect her baby.

[skitskatdacat63]

Btw The Talented Mr. Ripley is the best film ever made. If you even care.

[benbamboozled]

Ngl…sometimes I miss how completely unhinged pre-Battle for the Cowl Jason Todd could be.

This is a telegram(???) that Jason sent to Dick after he spent multiple issues of Nightwing running around New York City murdering people dressed in his own(???) Nightwing suit and then turned into a tentacle monster and ate some guys. (Then he barfed the guys up and kept fighting them.)

Absolutely baffling. I love it. It’s art. It doesn’t make any sense in context, either. I miss this energy.

Source is Nightwing #122

[dramatisperscnae]

"Okay, here's the thing about the whole moral alignment chart, is that lawful doesn't mean obeys the laws of the land, it means you have a code that you hold to and you follow. I have a code that I hold to and follow, therefore I am technically lawful good. Which is just weird to say, given what I do is also technically illegal, but that's not my fault."

[sophplanetoflove]

not me and my brother both having a Batman phase… without seeing anything to do with Batman or reading the comics.

[muirneach]

i hate when thrift stores don’t have change rooms like please you’re not that important

[yanderecandystore]

So I've been sick since Thursday from last week, and I haven't had enough brain matter to write or do anything so I gave in into my impulses and started using an website with an AI that lets me talk with character from other creators and allows me to create my own chats.

But I didn't consider the amount of privacy, or the lack thereof, that I would get from talking with someone else's Chat, so there I was, acting like an gremlin Y/n until the creator came AND WROTE IN THE CHAR'S MESSAGE complimenting my writing.

I kinda said thank you?? I don't know if I said thank you, I'm so sorry if I didn't say thank you, I think I panicked because I didn't know people could just enter in and watch me be, admittedly, a whore🗿

Like I'm glad you liked my writing but also HOLY SHIT HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN THERE-

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[gregmarriage]

i read the talented mr ripley recently (and i plan to watch the movie soon), and tom’s ‘the talented mr greg’ line is playing on repeat in my mind currently

[lettheladylead]

"carro, thats a search and find activity book for children. why did you purchase it all the way from the UK?"

well you see. it is simply because

every page in the book is based in a different city or country and dickie appears iiinnnnnnn New York City:

Egypt:

Netherlands:

and Malaga!!

plz enjoy the dickie art

[galaxymagitech]

Dick: I’m glad you’re alive, Jason.

Jason: …I think that’s the nicest thing anyone’s ever said to me.

Dick: It—it is? Little Wing? I’m so sorry— *proceeds with octopus hugs*

Jason: Wait, no—

Dick: We love you so much! I’m so happy you’re alive! You’re my little brother and I love—

Jason: *shoves Dick* It was sarcasm, okay? Jesus Christ, Dickie, I was joking!

(He was not, in fact, joking. He just panicked at the emotional vulnerability and backtracked.)