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Yes. This is what we fucking need!

(Btw I’m still alive guys. Uni is stressing me tf out with their exams, but I haven’t died yet!)

a dad and his kid

long time no see?

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Goodness so many fics I need to write 🥹🫠

>tw blood and mild suggested self harm<

_Joker Junior and The Arkham Knight_

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you and me?

YES! 💖🫠✨💅🏻🤌🏻

MY WIFEY. I LOVE YOU SM.

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ik i said dickbabs is my otp but MY BOYSSSS

i spent forever trying to make an actually cool background but then js did that

anyways i’m out of school :)

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CONGRATS 💖💖💖

we did it! and counting :0 ik it’s not a lot but i’m proud so let me have this

lemme just say a quick thanks to literally everyone who supports me, reblogs, comments, and asks me questions they literally keep me going on this site:)

shoutout to my first ever follower @fullchildmentality01 and @eg3139 your like the seventh but you’ve been the most noticeable <33

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can i come over and do this?

Omw to pick you up bbg 🤣💖💅🏻✨

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When your bbg has no idea that the person who just gave her birdflash recs is legit one of the biggest fanfic writers in our fandom… 🤣🤌🏻😭💖

I shall have to keep educating you @disastertwins9000 🤣💖

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POV: Batboys meet Strippers

Bruce forced Dick, Jason, Tim and Damian to go to a party organized by Gotham socialite’s kids. (Not at all so that he could do funny stuff with Selina in peace.)

Damian: *absolutely disgusted by the very vulgar display of men and women in scandalous clothes*

Damian: Richard, I command you to put a stop to this.

Dick: *blushing at the male stripper winking at him*

Dick: I- Dami, this isn’t my party… Just try to do your own thing.

Dick: *staggers over to where the male stripper is dancing (it’s Wally in disguise. he lost a bet.)*

Tim: *horrified, overwhelmed, beet-red*

Tim: *runs and hides into the bathroom because he is wayyy too tired (and in love with Kon) for this shit*

Jason: *watches from afar as Damian tries to educate a group of strippers his old Crime Alley family on modesty*

Jason: *goes over to save Damian from the cheek pinching and coos (not to hang out with the people who used to protect and look after him on the streets! nooooo)*

Jason: *spends the whole night educating Damian on sex work and how the workers should be treated with utmost respect*

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Went on a comic book hunt today, my dudes

🤌🏻🤌🏻🤌🏻

So frickin happy eheheheh

✨the collection as of now✨

(feel free to give me some of your recommendations! 💖)

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🤌🏻🤌🏻🤌🏻

my fave bbg and artist fr

nightwing snap stories be like:

back to my roots fr

thanks @foerchen for helping me caption them<3

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YOU.

I'VE FOUND YOU WHILE DOOM SCROLLING IN HERE!!! HI!!! I FOLLOW YOU ON AO3!!! I LOVE YOUR FICS!!! :D!!!

OMG HI! YPU SHALL NEVER LEAVE AGAIN EHEHEH.

It honestly makes my day when people tell me that they like my fics. 😭💖🫂

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY AVI!

Everybody please do me a HUGE favour and go wish a happy birthday to @disastertwins9000 !!! <3

Now we're the same age again :) xD

I wish you a wonderful birthday, bbg! <33333

Here is my present to you:

comforted - foerchen - Batman - All Media Types [Archive of Our Own]

Have fun reading! <3

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IN THE BATCAVE

Bruce: *sitting at Batcomputer minding his own business*

Jason: *getting ready for patrol*

Dick: *asks nicely*

Dick: Jay, could you hand me my escrimas?

Jason: *deadpans*

Jason: Go get them yourself, Dickface.

Tim: *walks in*

Tim: Jason, could you toss me my bo staff, please?

Jason: *no hesitation, tosses Tim his bo staff*

Dick: *shooketh*

Dick: Why do you help him and not me??? I'm your big bro, Little Wing!

Jason: Middle children have to stay together.

Dick: *confused af because Jay and Tim are his only brothers*

Tim: *curious*

Bruce: *frozen before turning around slowly*

Dick: Jason, you're the only middle child... right?

Jason: *laughs nervously*

Jason: Oh, would you look at that! Crime Alley is calling my name!

Jason: *runs*

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SOMEWHERE IN NANDA PARBAT

Damian: *sneezes*

Damian: Somebody mentioned me.

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LATER THAT EVENING

Talia: *on the phone with Bruce*

Talia: What! Me?! Hide a child of yours?!

Talia: *looks at Damian and a picture of Jason*

Talia: Never, Beloved.

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KWKDJDJDJD YESSSSS 😭💅🏻

I love this. PERIOD.

i’m microwaving them

hey guys wanna send me ur birdflash fics? please?🙏

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POV: Batboys’ when on a roadtrip

Driver: Jason. Undoubtedly. Dick drives like a total maniac and they do not want to die today. Somehow, Jason is their chosen driver. Does he drive like a normal person? No. He doesn’t even have his driver’s license. But the chance of crashing with him behind the wheel is significantly lower than with any other Batboy.

Passenger Princess: Dick. He made it an unofficial rule that he has to get shotgun just because he is the oldest. Next to that, he also wanted to be in charge of snacks and music. After trying this arrangement out twice, Damian immediately seized control of the AUX cord because he’d rather kill himself than listen to Dick’s abomination of a music taste.

Navigator: Tim. He sits behind Dick and just adores to point out any misinformation the built in navigation system gives Jason. He is the professional at getting the boys from A to B in the quickest possible way. That is, when he isn’t asleep.

DJ: Damian. The bar was extremely low after he took over from Grayson. At first Damian tried to play off how much he took his job seriously. Nowadays, it isn’t much of a secret that he regularly meets up with Steph to put together the best playlists for in the car.

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Guys, I’m screaming.

This is amazing. 😭 Never knew I needed this. But I do. And so do you.

Might honestly put this in a fic. I love it sm. 😭💖

bruce takes them to a fancy resort but the men can’t swim without a shirt on so ofc the three oldest wayne boys are gonna make a scene 🙄

shirtless version too cuz why not

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hello

goodbye

:)

Avi, bbg, you’re killing me here 😭🤌🏻

Never knew I needed this, but now I’m hooked

Gimmeeee 💖🥹