#don't worry teri!

[onceupona-crossover]

Vox from Hazbin Hotel and Unix from Mystereobot / Don't Worry Teri! as enemies and rivals with neon blues and pinks and images of television screens.

Requested by:anon

-Mod rapunzel

[thechampagnesocialist]

Teri, off-screen: I have your precious Adam and Sully here! Unless you give me £10,000 I will—

Adam: Whoa, whoa, whoa! Wait a second!

Adam: You think Sully is only worth £10,000?

Adam: Make it £1,000,000!

Sully: Adam, NO—!

[leechandoki]

So my friend has concluded that I finally got art block or burnout :(

I've been struggling with drawing on digital and I just couldn't draw. So I decided how about some traditional drawings... Yeah, that didn't work either. So now I've just been writing some fanfics and drawing in pen (except for my doggy sketch. I saw a drawing and wanted to try the style).

So... this is what I'm gonna be doing... :'(

[lobotomeat]

i return to the very dead dwtb fandom

[airctrl]

Been reading webcomics on Webtoon and tapas! Here are some thoughts :

- Tripp by KotaBlickie

I found this comic through the Parasomnia OCT! When I figured out that one of the judges has an original comic of their own I had to check it out.. and it does not disappoint HOHOO I love me some space adventures. The characters are so fresh and lively! With a non-binary mc!!! :D

- The Weekly Roll by CME-T

I’m trying to get into DND at some point and this comic really brings into perspective how being in a campaign is! Its humor is so snarky and the helmet Beckett guy is hilarious. the comments had people referencing Monty Python. It feels at home…

- Love Advice from the Great Duke of Hell by unfins

I remember reading this years ago and I just finished it… the serious plot that’s right there with the overpowering comedy is something I fall for because the expressions/jokes in it made me audibly laugh so many times. Plus I love demons and the designs are sick.

- Don’t Worry Teri Blokhin by Bioatomic

I gotta say this is that one webcomic that made me motivated to create my own. I’ve been following this comic for a long time and seeing new updates come in makes my day! The object heads are S-tier. I love EVERYONE in this comic wtf, especially Sputnik. Also Gram. he’s a scummy asshole but I can’t not love a believable character. The depth put in the characters is so cool to see because learning how things are connected is the most satisfying part of stories for me. I can tell there’s so much in store for this world and it’s inspiring.

- Sparks by Revel

This is such a cute comic I just started to read! (despite its mature themes lol) the banquet scene near the beginning is so warm and the dynamic between the humans and satyrs is so interesting. The world-building is so easy to follow and the little chibi pages explaining how magic worked are so cute and informative!! Plus the royalty and fruitiness going on is 10/10. When I realized that the comic was only starting after reading deep into it made me so excited!

- TRINITY by stillindigo

Characters are SOO cool…. dystopian class conflict stories are the best because you can have that Sleek and seemingly Perfect but controlling government setting and that more chaotic and rough underground setting that creates that SCRUMPTIOUS contrast between characters. So awesome…. & I love Frannie and her dad they are so adorable!

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I think from all the inspiration here I’ve gathered I’m going to finally write out a structure of what my webcomic is going to be like since I recently changed up a plot point. It's called plantverse!

I’ll probably never find a stable upload schedule in the next few years but the leisure in it is the best part :) doing something of my own will… crazy.. My art below!

I might follow up on this with other webcomics I've read!

[shiftlit]

What if someone called you a tramp infront of your S/O?

Characters:Ace,deuce,Cater,Trey, Riddle

House's:Heartslabyul,Octavinelle, Scarabia,Pomefiore,Ignihyde, Savanaclaw,Diasomnia,RSA,NBC,staff

Disclaimer-Non-binary reader, insults,metion of fighting ✨🧁✨

Ace and you were out about in town when you ran into this group of girls, Ace seemed really quiet but you shrugged it off

"so your his new tramp?" She scoffing but before she could continue Ace stopped her "I'm sorry but you can take out your anger on me not them" Ace said annoyed "you have no right to call them a tramp so back off" ace said before taking your hand and dragging you away

Later you learned the girl was Ace middle school ex-girlfriend and that he ghosted her, which made you upset at what he did but glad he was honest and didn't let you take the hit

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You were with deuce in pe when this student came up to you, you were talking with the student for good while but they started to make you uncomfortable. That's when suddenly they tried asking you out In front of deuce

Deuce was about to snap at the student but you were already dealing with as you kindly reject him but in response "Come on~, I just want one date...i mean you don't got to be a tramp ab- " before he could even finish deuce slap him which shocked you "Never!,talk to them like that ever!" This made everyone stop and look in your guys direction as deuce was ready to attack the guy but luckily Vargas broke it up

Afterwards deuce apologized for his behavior and tried to make it up to you but you just smiled and thank him for being there

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You and Trey were at his family's bakery visiting but things were getting busy so you and Trey decided to help. You end up working the cashier

"ugh, why is a tramp like you working here?!. I mean there are children here!" You were a bit shocked as you only just asked for the customers order

Tery was handing out orders when he heard this as he then quickly stopped and went over "I'm sorry ma'am but I think you should leave" before the woman could continue, he placed his hand on her lower back leading her out of there but once trey back he made sure you were ok.

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You and Riddle were in library, checking out books. you told riddle that you were going to get one 'fun book' for yourself and to just wait for you. Riddle agreed but after a bit he got annoyed and went to go find you

"Look your being a tramp, I just want that book that all I'm asking!" A student yelled

Riddles eyes went wide when he heard this, he peaked around the corner to see someone from his owe dorm yelling at you because of a book and he got angry "OFF WITH YOUR HEAD!!" In seconds the person that was yelling at you got collared "rule 1037, bullying is not allowed" the student gulped "that doesn't say that in the queen of hearts rules" riddle frowned "it's said in the regular school book, now please go!" The student ran away.

Riddle then made sure that you were ok any annoyance gone with in a flash replaced by worry and relief

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Cater was about to go live on his phone to show the Unbirthday party, he started it as he said hello to his fans and but then you came on to screen

You kissed his cheek and wrapped your arms around him and waved to his fans as he read the chat out loud for a bit but that's when he read it

"why is there a tramp on the screen?" This made him a bit angry but keep calm, he quietly kicked the person off the live and blocked them "sorry about that but I think that's enough questions for today, let's get on with the viewing!!!" He then turned the camera around scanning everything slowly and this is when he took the time to see if you were ok and to apologize for his fan

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Hoped you guys liked~

[starlostastronaut]

DAY 08 | GOT NO REGRETS

PAIRING: seo changbin x reader

GENRE: fluff, crack

WC: 0.68k

CW: teri trying to be funny again

PROMPT: stealing his clothes

i think this is the shortest one yet, but i literally had zero ideas. also i wrote it with reader being the same as in the last oneshot, because it seemed funnier that way. like at some point they started dating and this is how it looks like lol. anyway i hope you enjoy <3

title from i ain't worried - one republic

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"Yah, have you seen my gym hoodie?” Changbin's voice rang through the rooms as he shouted from your bedroom. You were all the way across the apartment in the kitchen, busy with making coffee. “No!” you yelled back and placed one of the cups you made on the counter. You knew Changbin would appreciate it when he came by the kitchen to get some kind of breakfast before going to the gym. 

You headed to the living room with the other cup in your hands, enjoying the warmth emanating from it. It was an early winter morning, which meant that the apartment was still a bit cold and it would take some time to heat up. But Changbin wanted to go to the gym early, and despite his best efforts, he still woke you up. Upon having decided it's not worth going to sleep for the extra hour before you have to get ready for work, you got up and began helping him get ready for the gym. That meant only making the coffee, because Changbin was a big boy who could get ready on his own.

Carefully, as to not spill even a drop of your precious coffee, you sat down on the couch and tucked your legs underneath you. While warming your hands on the cup of coffee and also waiting for it to be a drinkable temperature, you watched the chaos of Changbin getting ready with a smirk on your face.

There was an open bag on the floor with about half of his gym stuff in it, and the rest was scattered everywhere in the line of sight. Changbin suddenly emerged from the bathroom, dressed in matching black sweatpants and a tank top. As he walked past you, your eyes followed him. You were never one to pass up an opportunity to ogle at his arms, not feeling even a slight bit of shame. 

Just as he was about to disappear into another room, Changbin abruptly stopped, walked a few steps back, and looked at you. He raised his eyebrow, and his eyes went over your whole figure, which was drowning in a dark blue hoodie. You gave him your best innocent smile. “What? It's warm and comfortable,” you shrugged and took a sip of your coffee. 

Changbin sighed. “But I need it for the gym,” he said, standing in front of you with his hands crossed over his chest. He tried giving you the “I'm the boss here” look, but all it did was make you laugh so much that you almost spilled the coffee all over yourself.

“I'm sorry, Binnie, but I can't take you seriously when you look like that,” you said in between giggles. You saw the intention behind his attitude; nonetheless, he looked more like an angry Pomeranian puppy. Just so adorable. You laughing only made him angrier, but you could see he was fighting for his life to keep the facade up a little longer. He once told you that your laugh makes him laugh too. And you would never miss a chance to make him laugh. And if the bonus was also making fun of him... It was all out of love, of course. He teased you just as much.

“Seems like you'll need to take a different one.” You said it as if it were already decided.

“Or you could get up and wear something else,” Changbin countered. "Preferably from your own closet."

You winked at him. “Don't pretend you don't love seeing me in your clothes, Binnie.”

Knowing he had lost this argument, he went back to the bedroom. When he came back, he was holding another one of his hoodies, this one in a light shade of grey. Immediately realizing what his idea was, you put your coffee aside and raised both of your arms. Changbin sighed, but helped you take off his gym hoodie and replace it with the one he brought. You could swear you heard him mutter something along the lines of “Seriously? You big baby.” but you decided to let it slide this time.

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©starlostastronaut 2023 | do not repost/translate my work without permission

[ramcharantitties]

Raghuvan, Teri raah nihaare

s/n @vijayasena the only reason why I'm still posting

Chapter 8

The moon was beautiful. It shined through the branches of banyan tree of the area, slit by the leaves and its shine falling around, shadow of the leaves casting dark night on the road. The cats hid in the crevices of the streets, or roamed freely like they reigned the city. They looked over their shoulder suddenly, eerie of the clang noise.

Adikavya was sure not to make any noise, but it was hard to drag a man in his full youth and on top of that, unconscious. The door of faraway, cast out storage room was weak and shut with a sound she was irritated of. Although, the storage room had enough space to hold both Adikavya and Ram. She sat him down on a solid iron box, supported against the wall with a falling plaster. The smaller stool made out of jute strings and straws was not far away from her access. Adikavya grabbed it, sat down and heaved a sigh. "Why did I do this" she muttered to herself, grabbing her head in her hands. It was not more than 1 am, and her whole family was hopefully in a deep slumber. If someone caught her with this man, she would be in an unavoidable trouble.

The only escape from this mess would be going to Ram's house and calling Babai. Why shall she be worried about a man who is not related to her? The cool night resulted in goosebumps on her skin, as she looked at Ram. Open shirt, sweat on forehead, hems of his trousers were lathered with dust and splashes of mud. His beard looked overgrown and his hair stuck to his forehead. Ram looked like a mess. Adikavya shook her head and got up.

The 15 min walk to Ram's house turned in a 8 min speed walk. The shawl covered her face, head, shoulder and arms, even her mother wouldn't be able to recognise her. Adikavya cursed herself as she walked there, multiple thoughts jumping in her mind. What if she can't get help there? What if someone from her family sees? As the questions arose, so did the speed of her steps. As she turned around on the curve, Ram's house street was visible. She looked up, trying to find any conscious being in the house.

What she didn't expect was a woman standing there. A quick, silent chant of Hanuman chalisa stabilised itself in her mind. Adikavya stood there frozen. The woman might have sensed the presence, turning around. Her face looked familiar but not recognisable. The woman smiled, "kaisi ho, adi?" How are you adi?

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Jangu came soon, rubbing his eyes. "Itni raat mein kyu bulaya?" Why did you call me so late at night? Adikavya sighed, telling him that Ram is in her store room, and he should quickly go and get Ram. Jangu stared at Adikavya and nodded, running away on the street.

"You should marry him" Sita whispered. "Don't tell me what to do" Adikavya retorted back. "Jangu has gone to fetch Ram, then why are you here? Ram would have been brought home in the morning anyways when everyone would see him, then why did you bother?" Sita came closer to Adikavya. "Kindness" Adikavya whispered to herself. Sita turned Adikavya around. "it's not kindness. Even if you don't like him, you know marrying him will be your only option to escape from your home" Adikavya looked alarmed. Sita continued, "you've wanted to escape your home forever. This is your only chance. Do you really think your family will let you study if you don't let them get you married? They will only send you in a place worse than this then." Before sita could continue, Adikavya looked up.

"What should I do about the fact that he slept with you? And that he was caught being a stud? Wouldn't that harm my family's reputation? And the fact that once he gains consciousness, the first person he will run to is you? And that Mahal of yours?" Adikavya asked.

Sita quiet down. "Why are you here, Sita?" Adikavya's question poked sita. "Ram, I have asked Ram to never step in sita Mahal again. I was here to talk to Babai, to let you and Ram get married. And tell me, which man hasn't slept with me? It doesn't matter, Adi, because no one will point fingers too long at him. He's a man, educated one. Do you really think anyone would be fazed for long?" Adikavya looked away. She was running out of reasons now.

"You getting education will be considered more of a heinous act than him sleeping with a whore" Sita said that as a matter of fact.

Adikavya huffed. Sita was right. Her family is not so open to let her complete her masters. It's a surprise they still are letting her study. "Akhtar came yesterday" Adikavya's immediate reaction startled Sita too. "What?" She was in absolute disbelief. Akhtar in a brothel? How is that possible? "No, just to meet me. But I asked him to leave. Tell him to never come again. You should be more cautious about your surroundings, Adi"

They spotted Jangu, dragging Ram. Sita pulled her shawl closer to her body. "I don't need a life lesson from someone who sells her body" Adikavya muttered. "At least I earn for myself" Sita replied and left before she could even see Ram clearly.

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[randomreadingtimewithtsuki]

hello dear I hope you are fine , can you please write Ichigo x reader , Reader and Ichigo are best friends and Reader is an alternative Soul Reaper like him and she is extremely powerful like Ichigo She loves Ichigo but knows that he has a crush on Orihime, during a fight yhwach They and Aizen were able to defeat him, but before he died yhwach kill reader and she dies. I hope you write the reaction of others as well, especially Rukia upon hearing the death of her best friend

I apologize for my long request, and I also like your page very much. I always encourage you

Hello!

Thank you for requesting!

I am doing ok, with another tendinitis issue ( that's why requests are slow , sorry :c) how about you?

I truly appreciate your support! Thank you so much <3 and don't worry about long requests!

I hope this is of your liking! Please let me know what you think!

TW: Death mention, injury, blood mention.

Tsuki's Note: I did not read the manga so this might be a bit bs-tery! Sorry!

Tsuki's Note 2: I hope i remembered everyone?

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This was the final battle against the Quincy's. The battle against their king. You were a very powerful Shinigami despite being only a substitute shinigami. You have been to so many battle with your friends and crush, Ichigo.

You two always battled side by side. You were a great duo and each and every fight made you fall harder for him. But you knew this was an unrequired loved - he loved Orihime - the man himself has admitted that to you.

You cannot lie this broke your heart, but you also knew - like many others- Orihime also liked him, so he had a big chance and you rooted for them.

At this time, once again, you were sid by side with ichigo and.. well, Aizen. Despite everything you needed his help to defeat Yhwach. The fight was tough, there were several moments you thought you would lose.

That thought became true, for you at least. At some point, the three of you were sent blasting away by Yhwach. While you blinked away the fogginess of your eyes, you heard and saw Yhwach silhouete aiming an arrow at the body next to you.

You could feel the reiatsu of the man next you belong to Ichigo, he wouldn't be able to dodge it or to defend it. So you moved. You moved by instinct.

You shielded Ichigo being hit yourself, you could see his despair in his eyes and hear his sorrow by how he yelled your name. You took a deep breath and smiled:

"You fool! What are you sitting there for? Move! Go catch him! I will be fine!"

The man didn't even try to argue with you, you were right he had to move. But as he passed by you, Ichigo whispered:

"If you die i will kill you, got it?"

You laughed. But you did not answer him, you knew were not gonna make it - your liver was injured, it was matter of minutes until you died.

You could not let Ichigo know, so you did your best to attack long range for as long you could. Until your vision turned black, the world became quiet, every presence faded. All you could see was the immense white ahead.

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When the battle was over and Aizen was arrested, again, a sense of relief reached everyone. Ichigo went looking for you, the place where he could last feel your presence. Upon arriving there he called for you, once... twice... thrice.... nothing.

He started yelling desperately. At this point Chad, Rukia, Renji, Yoruichi and Ishida came to help looking for you. The one who found you was Rukia. She called the boys and Orihime. asking her to heal you.

Orihime tried once, but failed. She tried again and yet, nothing. On her third attempt she was stopped by Yoruichi. It was no use, you were long gone.

Ichigo fell to his knees next to you. His expression was blank, Orihime and Rukia started crying and were comforted by Yoruichi and a devastated Renji.

Chad placed a trembling hand to Ichigo's shoulder and Ishida fell silent, regret and sorrow flashing on his face.

Yoruichi carried your body back to Soul Society so you could have burial.

All of your friends were upset by your loss, some were numb than others - this war took many lives. But Ichigo took it harder. You were his best friend, his partner in crime, the one to fight with him through and through and now a piece of him was gone.

It took him several days to recover from your loss. Sometimes, when they were all hanging out he would call out your name if you were not coming along, only to turn and see nobody, no answer.

Every anniversary of your death, he would bring your favourite snack to your grave and update you on his life events. He did this every year until the end.

Rukia still remembered how brave and courageous you were. She kept all the kind others you have said to her, close to her heart.

Whenever she visited you, she would bring a ribbon. Each time a different color.

Renji also held close all the fights you fought together. How strong you were.

He visited your grave with Rukia and would whisper some old memories of you then.

Orihime also took a long time to recover from the loss. But she noticed she had to toughen up a bit for Ichigo. She still packed extra food for you every now and then.

She visited your grave alone, because Ichigo liked to go alone, she respected that. She would leave a sweet for you and update you on her life. Ask you Advices just like she did when you were alive.

Chad was also greatly affected. He Kept mostly to himself, but he was oddly quiet.

Whenever he visited your grave he took the time to clean it thoroughly. He leaved it squeaky clean.

Ishida felt a lot of guilt. He felt like it was partially his fault, even if everyone told him he could not have possibly foreseen this. It took him a long time to come to terms with your death, but he eventually accepted it was not his fault.

Whenever he visited you, He would briefly talk to you and update about everyone and just a bit about himself. At first he apologized to you over and over, but with time that was replaced by reassurance - he would let you know if everyone was really happy or not.

You passed away holding the secret of the unriqueried loved.

You never told anyone and you tried your best to hide it.

You were gone hoping your friends would live a happy, long life.

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Thank you for reading!

I hope this was of your liking!

[purpleplaid17]

Jess Watches Final Results - Day 214 [x]

Frasier wins with 3 of 6 votes!

I don't blame Teri Hatcher for using Frasier for therapy and sex. He's so pretentious that regular coversation is often a chore.

I voted for The Resident because I was so worried that Jessica was going to mess up in the super risky spinal surgery because she was so tired. But she didn't 🙏. Only for her to fall asleep behind the wheel and crash into a tree. She better be ok. And everything we learn about AJ makes me even more fond of him. He just a good guy. Unlike Devon who is being a real dick suddenly??

[zirkkun]

I totally understand why u couldn't answer for ALIVE's Insans for the Blorbo Ask thing. Which, I get why you couldn't. Make sense. I am both so sad that Alive will be ending soon. But also happy that is going to get that awesome closure too.

Recent Alive Comic/AU Spoilers:

I am sad about Gaster now! Poor Gaster. I am so happy that Alive spared him and stuff. I am also happy, Rep (I am still worried for him though. I am with Teri; he better not die again. Not that I am not worried about the others too; I am.), Erin/Lytta, Ethan, etc.; are all okay (right now at least).

Alright, now to actually ask about the Blorbo Ask Game thing again:

How about Necros and/or CP from Under/Source then?

And/or if you don't them too well then Gin and/or Pepper from FellswapX?

And/or if don't know them too well either, how Life and/or Death from ReaperTale?

P.S.: I rec. all these AUs and comics (because they are all SO good. Renrink's - Reapertale creator - art, comics, AUs, and/or etc. is just lovely and interesting. And slylock-syl - Under/Source creator - art, AU, comic, etc. is just so gorgeous, well-done, consisent, and etc.) the creator's other stuff (like, xXtha who is doing FellswapX has the Chance!Tale comic/AU, and bunch of other great, awesome stuff too), if you haven't gotten to looking at any of these before (which, I am sure you have for one, most, if not all of them in some form. But it doesn't hurts to rec. stuff regardless.).

Have a good day/night!

bdfsfhjlsbfa i actually don't really know any of these characters very well. heard of them!! but not super familiar with any of them 😅 i appreciate your reccommendations though!! thank you for sharing them!! sorry i still couldnt do the blorbo bingo for them though 🙏💦

hope you have a good day yourself!

[matchy-rnl]

I'm glad you liked Juke and Bobert! How about Teri and Masami? XD

THE LESBIANS REAL!!!!!!!!!!!! ROAAARRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

• I'm gonna ignore the way Teri was fawning over Masami in "The Gift" and say she was just thirsty or smth.,,,,,,, /silly

• SCREAMIG Teri only likes Masami's hugs, nobody elses. CAUSE LIKE,, DUDDEEEE they are probably best friends who gossip sometimes................ ...........

• I unno, they give tall x short girl vibes for some reason ijdjfjsiaokfi

• giggles Masami probably fiddles with Teri's ears when she has the chance 😊😊

(Can she even have papercuts, though? Masami is literally a cloud. I don't think it's possible for her to have a papercut)

• SORYEUSJS Masami just like probably sends her a lot of texts in the middle of the night, and Teri would see it after at least a week ( Kinda self-projecting, but you didnt know that until now)

"Why do I have 107+ notifications from you?"

^ Teri doesn't use devices a lot because of germs,,, I mean, "Do you know the keyboard you just used has more germs on it than a toliet seat?!"

• ,,,, every two weeks Teri checks in with Masami's health to see if she is doing okay and she thinks Teri worries too much about her and her health hahweahfjj

• They share the same music taste

• I think they would be like a known couple who people considered as best friends.

• They dont usually go out together, I hc Teri with agoraphobia and Masami would completely understand that. They only go out when Teri decides it is fine with her,,,

• Teri learned sarcasm by her most likely

[goblinmatriarch]

Esti wants Lupe to meet her parents. Lupe is like "nah, you don't get it, I am NO GOOD with parents." Esti is all "no no no, I want them to see I have family when I'm with the team!"

Maybelle glanced up when the kitchen door slammed open, interrupting the early morning quiet. Lupe stormed in like a thundercloud, and Maybelle widened her eyes and glanced significantly at Jess, who nodded slightly, then pointedly focused on her coffee. Maybelle ducked her head over her own knitting to hide her smirk as Lupe slammed a cabinet open, radiating frustrated rage like a toddler waving their chubby fists.

Esti followed a moment later, still tugging on her left stocking. "Please, Lupe," she pleaded in that heartfelt way of hers, leaning forward and pressing her hands out from her chest. "Por favor! No quiero que se preocupen por mi!"

Maybelle couldn't help it. She glanced at Jess again, but in spite of her attempt to appear uninterested, Jess was watching Lupe and Esti. Maybelle slid her gaze over to Teri, who was openly gaping at them, porridge dripping off her spoon onto the table.

Lupe thunked a mug down on the counter and spun around. "And you think meeting me is going to keep them from worrying about you?" She looked around the room, a dismissive snicker on her lips, but none of them met her gaze.

Lupe rolled her eyes at the lack of support, then turned to Esti and said, "Trust me, I'm doing you a favour. One hour with me, and they'll be packing you up and dragging you back to Cuba ."

Esti stomped her foot, groaned loudly in frustration, and flounced out of the room. A moment later they heard her thundering up the stairs.

The room was silent for a moment, until Lupe defensively said, "I'm not the parent type."

Teri glanced around. "Who are you talking to?" she asked.

Maybelle chuckled, still counting stitches. "Esti doesn't need you to be a parent, does she? She has parents."

"That's not what I....." Lupe sagged back against the counter with a sigh. She took off her cap and ran her fingers through her hair, then settled the cap back onto her head and tugged out her tobacco pouch. "I'm not the type of person who should meet parents," she muttered finally, eyes intently focused on the cigarette she was rolling.

"You're exactly the type of person who should meet Esti's parents," Jess said calmly. Lupe finished the cigarette, and Jess snatched it from her and put it to her own lips. "Mi hermano," she added pointedly.

Lupe glared at her sourly but set about rolling another cigarette without objection.

"Why don't you go meet the kid's parents, then?" Lupe demanded, before lifting the paper to run her tongue along the edge.

Jess shrugged and blew out a long exhale of smoke. "I am, actually."

"You--" Lupe's head jerked up, and she fumbled the cigarette, spilling tobacco on the floor. "Wait, you're already -- she already told you about this?"

Jess smirked. "Didn't think I was the sort who met parents, did you?"

Lupe was still staring, looking slightly stung. Abruptly, she shook her head and looked back down at the now-mostly-empty paper. "Well I don't know why she needs me, then."

Jess tilted her head to one side and took another long drag. Maybelle figured they were having one of their silent, stoic conversations, but just in case, she helpfully explained, "Because you're important to her, ya big goof."

Lupe scowled, and Jess snorted.

"Also," Maybelle added, turning back to her knitting, "Jess has learned most of her Spanish from you, and as far as I can tell, it's not the kind of language she should be trotting out to put parents at ease."

Jess and Lupe made eye contact and snickered. Jess slapped a hand against Lupe's shoulder and said, "me ’magino, coño."

Lupe finally finished rolling her cigarette and took a drag. "Fine," she said reluctantly. "If you're all gonna whine about it, I'll meet the kid's damn parents."

The door burst open again, and Esti flew in, flinging her arms around Jess' and Lupe's necks and bouncing up and down with glee. "Gracias, gracias, thank you, thank you!" She pulled back, looking suddenly shy, and said more carefully, "Thank you... hermanos míos."

Thank you for the Spanish translations @elskanellis !

Asks still open for ALOTO or ted lasso prompts!

[alexdelray1]

Pavitr x Fem Reader.

Song: Bole Chudiyan.

Warnings: Fluff, kinda angst.

Bole chudiyan, bole kangna. 

Haai main ho gayi teri saajna. 

Tere bin jiyo naiyo lag da main te margaiya.

I started dancing to the music playing from the speakers. Maybe coming to this celebration wasn't a bad idea. And my cultured attire doesn't look too bad either. I danced in a crowd full of different people.

Aah aah aah aah, aah aah aah.

Bole chudiyan, bole kangna. 

Haai main ho gayi teri saajna. 

Bole chudiyan, bole kangna.

Haai main ho gayi teri saajna. 

Tere bin jiyo naiyo lag da main te margaiya.

-What are you doing here? Shouldn't you be saving the city? - I asked him and he grimaced.

-I got away. After all, being who I am at night and sometimes during the day shouldn't stop me from celebrating my favorite holiday. - he said and started dancing to the music.

-If only you would respect our dates so much. - I joined in the dance and smiled.

-Don't worry. Something like this won't happen again, even if it will then it means that you came earlier. - he said and shook his leg several times to the rhythm of the music.

Haai haai main marjaawa marjaawa tere bin.

Ab to meri raatein kat ti taare gin gin. 

Bas tujhko pukaara kare, meri bindiya ishaara kare.  

Hoye, lashkaara lashkaara teri bindiya ka lashkaara. 

Aise chamke jaise chamke chaand ke paas sitaara. 

Oh oh, oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh oh.

Meri paayal bulaaye tujhe, jo roothe manaaye tujhe. 

O sajan ji, haan sajan ji. 

Kuch socho, kuch samjho meri baat ko. 

Bole chudiyan, bole kangna. 

Haai main ho gaya tera saajna. 

Tere bin jiyo naiyo lag da main te marjaawa.

There was supposed to be a verse of the song, but instead we heard people screaming and parts of buildings falling. Pavitr quickly took my hand and ran into the alley. He quickly started taking off his clothes, underneath which was a Spiderman costume, while I was looking at what it was from the corner.

-It's some green monster. And it's big. - I said and he was already in the costume.

-I promise you that we will spend the next holiday better.- he said and kissed me on the cheek. He shot his web and swung towards the monster.

People started pushing and pushing each other to disappear from the mutant's sight. In the crowd I saw a girl who was trying to save her mother, whose leg was stuck, from the rubble.

I ran there and tried to help her lift the boulder a little, which I managed to do after severely straining my wrist.

-Dhanyavaad! (Thank you). - the woman exclaimed and took her younger companion.

I looked towards the fight. Pavitr was doing well and the monster was about to fall. I was so focused on the fight that only at the last moment did I realize that the mutant's leg was about to hit me hard.

-Reader!- I heard a scream and felt as if every bone in my body had been broken. Only darkness remained.

-A week ago, our city was attacked by a monster known as the green goblin. Fortunately, no one died, but there were people who were injured or seriously harmed - the first words I heard.

I opened my eyes and realized that I was in the hospital. In front of me was a TV showing the news.

-Reader! Oh my God! You woke up! - the person who said this took me by the arms. After a moment of realizing my situation, I looked at this person.

-Pavitr? I am in the hospital? How? - I asked and he hugged me.

-I was pushed hard against a building by a green goblin. And I'm the forgetful one here. It's fine now. - Pavitr said the last sentence, as if to himself. Is he crying?

-Yeah. It is all right now. What doesn't kill you makes you stronger, right? - I asked with a smile and patted him on the back.

-But it could have killed you! And I was powerless! I was afraid you were dead when he kicked you. - he said and ended the hug. He took my hand in his.

-Everything will be fine. I won't give up again and I'll run away right away. - I replied and leaned on the pillow.

-Kya tum vachan dete ho?- he asked with worry in his eyes.

-Main vaada karata hoon.- I replied and kissed his forehead.

[lobotomeat]

bad influence

[bandarrrrr]

So my bestfriends relationship and my relationship started a week apart, his second relationship after that ended yesterday and he is sad about it, I understand he is sad but Bhai jitni lambi Teri dono relationship thi usse se zyada meri ek lauti relationship and I am trying to cope, sambhal khud ko Bhai, you'll find another girl soon don't worry