#fic: murder husbands

[kaaaaaaarf]

The Killing Time (unwillingly mine) - Epilogue

Wolfstar. Murder Husbands. 3/3. 17.5K words. Mature. Complete. + Series: Love, Blood, and Wham: The Life and Death(s) of Remus J. Lupin

Their first anniversary comes around surprisingly fast. Years of blood, gore and dancing around each other have made their time together as an actual couple seem both like an eternity, and like they got together yesterday.

There is a very special playlist at the end of the epilogue, which you can find here.

The original playlist has been updated and is here.

This whole fic is dedicated to @kaleidoscopexsighs & @butcherbacterium, without whom it simply would not exist. They have been cheering me on, and helping me make bomb-ass playlists from conception. Love you, wives. Mean it.

If you haven't read this fic yet, start at Chapter 1.

[multifandom--mess]

the line between fic and canon is so thin i have a hard time discerning which is the other atp

[bi-slut-buck]

How i read fics

[yandere-writer-momo]

Yandere Short Stories: Not the Same

Yandere Surgeon x Ex-Fiancée Fem Reader

TW: medical malpractice, horror, obsession, yanderre themes, unhealthy behaviors, blood, gore, murder, etc.

A loud, frustrated scream ripped through Darius’s throat before various surgical instruments clattered to the floor. This experiment had been yet another failure…

“You’re supposed to sweetly ask me how my day is!” Darius screamed at his patient who held their arms over their head in a fetal position.

“I-I didn’t know-“ The patient screamed when Darius stomped his foot into their back side over the fresh incisions. Loud, pained wails left the patient’s throat as they crumbled to the floor. Apologies bubbled through their throat.

“She would have never made such a mistake…” Darius sighed as he turned to his scalpel. That’s right, his darling fiancée would have gave him a big smile and rushed into his arms… she’d never be so uncouth.

Darius grasped a scalpel from off the floor, his gray eyes reflected off the shiny surface. There was only one way to fix such a grave mistake he’s made…

Darius swung his fist into the patient, the scalpel now deeply imbedded into their eye socket. One last, pathetic wail left their lips before they laid in a pool of their own blood on the once pristine floor in a grotesque halo.

Darius rubbed the small bit of blood that splattered on his face with disgust. This wasn’t the same… it wasn’t her. This failure of an experiment could never compare to his perfect fiancée… his (your name).

“I wonder when you’ll come back to me…” Darius softly whispered to himself, his eyes studied the pool of blood in disinterest. “How many more of your little dates do I have to mutilate and dispose of until you become mine again?”

Darius thought for a moment before he studied the corpse’s ears in interest. Maybe he should send his beloved a little present? That should get the ball rolling.

Darius yanked the scalpel out of the patient’s eye before he sucked in a breath. This was all for her own good… he’d make her see that he was the best choice. By force.

[moonyswarmsweaters]

Rosekiller murder husbands fic but they are both hired hitmans on a date hired to kill each other.

they fall inlove obviously and bla bla bla

But the plot twist (not really) is that they were both tasked by their unknowingly share boss, Regulus Black who think they will either kill each other or date the shit out of each other

either way they will get off his back

bonus for side starchaser

[suchawrathfullamb]

what's the most annoying ooc behavior you've read in a hannigram fic?

I'll go first: post season 3 will behaving like s1 will: conflicted, high moral standards, only kills "bad" people, has no sense of style. like excuse me did you actually watch s3? that whore is all stylish and shit by the end of it, out of his mind and probably whistled while helping H cook Bedelia's leg.

pls, post s3 will is the cuntiest, brattiest, most refined murder slut to ever exist.

[willgrahamscock]

I had a dream about my own Will Graham onlyfans AU, and it was just Hannibal opening his iPad and finding out that Will collaborated with some guy for the first time and all the videos were titled “my therapist _____ me” and he left comments like “I’d like to see his credentials” and “I bet he’s not even a real therapist” on every single video until he was blocked.

[hannibal-is-my-comfort-show]

My favourite lil crack headcanon is that after-the-fall™️, Will and hannibal get together (ofc, it's inevitable post-fall, let's be honest). Except Will ALSO says hannibal died and goes back to work for the fbi for literally no other reason to fuck with them.

Like Will just keeps turning up to work with gourmet meat-based lunches, and yeah, it's been 3 years, but it's hard to forget such signiture dishes, after all how many had Jack shard with Hannibal at this point?

Alana comments on his new branded coat. She knows his job pays well but not that well for such a high-end piece, that is oh so clearly in someone else's taste. He just brushes it off, saying it was a gift from an old friend, recently reunited.

And these shenanigans carry on for months until Jack snaps and searches his house but finds no trace of hannibal which only further drives him insane.

And yeah, they know they'll have to go on the run eventually but they want to have their fun first.

[tethered-heartstrings]

Hannigram Smoking Ficlets

[graciereadshannigram]

re: sex, power, and hannigram (the bees in my head have struck again)

y'all know the quote, everything in the world is about sex, except sex – sex is about power? Will, someone who has been consistently denied agency and power in his life especially by Hannibal, and Hannibal, a man who has kept himself under such strict control around other people, despite desperately craving true connection to another person – sex would be a natural extension and exploration of these pre-existing dynamics. 

Will and Hannibal’s entire relationship is based on their emotional and intellectual connection as they play this cat and mouse game where the power dynamics are fluid and unstable! the mental arousal they provide one another is an integral part of their connection. and that’s what attracts and excites them! and you know what increased psychological arousal leads to (or at the very least, enhances)? physical arousal!! 

which brings me to my next point: we know that Will is mentally aroused by the prospect of both saving and taking lives (s/o to our boy Chilton, man was a rat, but he was right!) because doing bad things to bad people feels good. 

so when Will finally Becomes by killing the dragon with Hannibal and they start exploring how they kill together, of course bloodlust and regular old lust are going to start blurring. not because either of them are sexual sadists who get off on the act of murdering someone, but instead on the power they each hold over death, the thrill of being truly seen and accepted by the other. 

not to mention the fact that sex provides an outlet for some of their more destructive urges, as well as a way to rebuild trust and psychological safety, two things they haven’t really had much of?? which is not to say that i believe everything they’d do would be safe, sane, or consensual, but i do think they’d be providing each other with what they each authentically need to move forward with one another. 

basically, i'm trying to say Hannibal tried his own brand of therapy on Will and look where it got them. i think the next logical progression would be sex as therapy and therapy as sex.

[emptinesstomelodyao3]

[kaaaaaaarf]

I know that in the grand scheme of things, 10,000 hits is nothing, but it's huge to me. Thank you to everyone who has taken the time to read Murder Husbands. 💖💖💖 It means so much to me that something I made could bring so many people joy. 😭 Remus is letting you all have some of his star stickers (mind the blood).

(and special thanks to @kaleidoscopexsighs who would not let me sleep until we saw 10k)

[multifandom--mess]

everyone moved on but i'm still here 😔

[amarriageoftrueminds]

Saw your tags saying Hannibal fanfiction is the best, I'm new to the fandom, do you have any recs? Love your blog btw!

Thank you Nonny and OOP you're in luck!

I just came across a cracking thread on Twitter t'other day where a bunch of us fannibals were recommending the fandom 'must reads!'

So here the list is so far:

Consenting to Dream (emungere) THE fic.

A Remedy for Love (emungere)

Blackbird (emungere)

Separately to a Wood (emungere)

Taken For Rubies (emungere)

Two Solitudes (emungere) S4

Faded Fantasy (phenobarbital)

Hyacinth House (bluesyturtle)

He Who Pours Out Vengeance (underground) S2 before S2

A Great and Gruesome Height (mokuyoubi) S4

The First Condition of Immortality is Death (onehandedbooks) S4

As Soft, as Wide as Air (blackknightsatellite) S4

The Shape of Me Will Always Be You (missdisoriental)

Shark Tank (xzombiexkittenx)

Bloodline (xzombiexkittenx)

Pi's Lullaby (t_pock)

Wolf And I (t_pock)

We Killed a Dragon Last Night (inameitlater) S4

A Cliff and the Wine Dark Sea (saintsavage) S4

One Way Out Of Many (hellotailor, nakamasmile)

Bright Hair About The Bone (missdisoriental)

Chimera of the Chapel (bleakmidwinter) S4

Eve of Dreams (Le Réveillon des Rêves) (inter_spem_et_metum) S4

Heart and Mouth (disenchanted)

Symbasis (tei)

Lagbrotna (cognomen)

Vorspiel (kareliasweet) S4

Omega Point (cognomen & whiskeyandspite)

Haarlem (spqr)

Heal Your Wolf(hound) Well (devotitonal_doldrums)

Falls the Shadow (littlesystem) my personal most-read fic!

The Fault in My Code (liaS0)

The Unquiet Grave (liaS0)

Flesh and Bone (pragmatichominid)

The Fisherman and the Beast From the Sea (pragmatichominid)

Attachment (pragmatichominid)

The Hole Is Still There (croik)

The Long Weekend (devereauxs_disease)

Each According to Its Kind (chaparral_crown)

Their Beaks Not Yet Turned Red (chaparral_crown)

The Lamb and His Monster (pterodactyl352)

Oddbodies (toffeecape)

This Dangerous Game (missdisoriental)

Page Six (thisbeautifuldrowning)

Bram Stoker's HANNIBAL (dbmars)

Falling Away with You (shotgun_sinner)

Two Slow Dancers, Last One’s Out (antiheroblake) MCD

Nowhere to Ascend but Down (yourminecraftboyfriend)

Overcoming (purefoysgirl)

Paragon (bloodywa2411)

Silence in Heaven (theglintoftherail)

The Mark of His Name (theglintoftherail)

The Mongoose and the Mouse (hiding now)

Between Here and There (deadratz)

Omiai (iesika)

Remember (that you are) to die (13empress) unfinished sadly

What the Water Gave Me (iesika) discontinued but so vivid it's worth reading anyway

And I would recommend looking at this twitter feed, which does nothing but recommend hannigram fics.

Bon appetit. 😈

[heuimagines]

have to think about soft fluffy Hannigram every so often or their doomed reality crushes me like a sad little piece of foil. So here we are.

after they start sharing a bed, Will startles awake in the middle of the night less and less. Eventually he’s able to sleep comfortably through the whole night most of the time. He knows the irony in sleeping peacefully next to a serial killer, but his mind can’t argue with his body.

Hannibal learning all about Will’s dogs, memorizing their birthdays to get them little gifts and learning canine-safe recipes oh those dogs are eating GOOD with Hannibal around. He learns to tolerate the fur on his clothes and the dirtiness of their tongues and paws.

Will coming up to Hannibal while he’s cooking and trying to guess what’s being made just by kissing him and tasting the ingredients secondhand off his lips. It makes Hannibal especially frantic when Will is able to guess correctly.

Hannibal is plagued by the fear of Will abandoning him, especially at first. Sometimes the anxiety comes in the form of dreams that wake him at night, sometime he turns little things over and over in his head to overanalyze. Instead of doing elaborate things to try trapping Will into staying, he tries to take his own therapeutic advice and talk about the fear. And it is so foreign at first, to be vulnerable like that, and the contrast scares him and the being scared scares him more. But Will sees that human side of him in the fear and embraces it. Hannibal is not a monster closing his jaws around Will so he can’t break free, not now. Will isn’t a prey animal anymore, they are both hunters. There is no fight or flight. He’s here.

In conclusion uh uh yeah I really love them guys. —🫀

[bruhlpng]

#husband thats loyal to no one but you