#first love punch

[ellena-asg]

What happened in the garage can't stay in the garage.

[egophiliac]

innocently logging in to look at the Twst schedule for May like

[yourfavoritearchnemesis]

Boy who falls in love with girl after she beats the shit out of him gotta be one of my favorite dynamics fr

[helsensm]

If you’re still taking requests, Mk1 Kung Lao meets Mk11 Kung Lao?

I will use this ask to finish the wip I had since November, thank you anon <3

[ghostlyarchaeologist]

Evolution of Eliot/Hardison hugs over the years.

And the one time that Eliot really needed a hug:

Leverage S02E08/S03E10/S04E01/S04E07/S04E10/S05E09/Leverage Redemption S01E16/S02E06.

[satoshy12]

Love at the first punch.

Fight Club Jazz Jazz was in need of money for her college, so she joined what the other student called Fight Club. You fight and get paid, which is pretty easy but illegal. Well, she and her family did worse. It had been a simple but effective way, and she was pretty good. Normal human vs. ghost is super easy for her to win. + Jason was sent to look at this illegal fighting club and learn more about it. He was sent to fight the champion of it. A cute, muscular woman, a bit shorter than him, but well built. Well, after one fight with her and him getting beaten up, He had a crush on her! Time to meet her in college and try to flirt with her; this mission would take much longer than Bruce thought it would take.

[zhuletta]

It must have hurt so much seeing Archer, Olu, and Jim wanting to join Zheng. Like— I don’t feel like Stede’s reaction is fundamentally wrong. Ed literally left him once because he wasn’t pirate enough during the whole Calico Jack thing, and now left him because he’s too much of a pirate. Stede is in such a rough place, because he’s finally coming on his own, feeling worthy, respected when he had never felt like that before, and even though he’s everything he dreamed of, both the person he loves AND a significant part of his crew are leaving him for someone who tried to kill them. Like— are we all seeing the same scene? Of course he feels like he has to fight for them. Stede probably feels like his whole life he never fought back against anyone, he was bullied his whole life, bent for everyone’s wishes. He’s tired of it, maybe if he shows the people he loves his devotion to them maybe they’ll choose him.

Stede’s used to only being loved when he’s trying, after all.

[sun1seeker]

the black brothers really had no idea what love was or what it felt like but when they finally experienced it, they loved harder than anyone else and therefore we have:

james “fell first” potter and regulus “fell harder” black

remus “fell first” lupin and sirius “fell harder” black

[themisterhip]

Is 12 AM here...

I needed a break (╥ᆺ╥；)

[sunflowerdigs]

I keep imagining the Avengers bursting into the citadel at the end of time in a righteous fury because they assume that Loki is up to no good, only to find him and Mobius making banana pancakes for "breakfast" and slow-dancing around their kitchen to Kokomo by the Beach Boys.

[cubur]

Guess who finally started using that magical program 👋

I haven't had a lot of time to practice yet because of the works I need to do, also need to break my head a little more about the lineart part, yes, so I don't use the Procreate mainly yet… But still, i hope to get used to this program more over time ^^！

[owari-no-suffering]

shoutout to lan wangji and luo binghe for being endlessly tormented by their love interests' mixed signals, reaching their breaking point, and then proceeding to never be normal about their (always reciprocated) crushes (turned husbands) ever again.

[petite-phthora]

Can I kiss you?

[DP x DC fic]

[Love at first... murder? - part 1]

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“—so sorry! I swear I didn’t mean to kill him! It was an accident! He just jumped me out of nowhere and I have had bad experiences with clowns in the past so when I saw it was a clown trying to kidnap me I kinda just panicked and punched him! I swear, dude, I didn’t mean to hit him so hard—“

Jason, much too calmly, likely in some form of shock, rises from the crouched-down position he had been in to check the clown corpse’s pulse.

He had seen the poor, still rambling, twink getting grabbed from a distance and was about to step in as Red Hood, not even having been aware it was the Joker who —shouldn’t he have been in Arkham? There has been no announcement of him breaking out yet— had grabbed the guy until he had run close enough to the scene.

Which was after the guy had already been startled so badly by the Joker trying to kidnap him that he sucker punched the Joker into the wall of the alley so hard the clown died.

Said twink then realized what he had done and that he had a witness, that witness being Red Hood himself, and had started his frenzied speech on how it was an accident and to please don’t take him to jail he’s only just started his scholarship at Gotham U. and he can’t have murder on his track record yet.

Breathless, Jason looks at the nervous twink in front of him, who's still trying to plead his case, and who just obliterated the Joker with a punch.

Before his brain can catch up to his mouth, he’s already cutting the distressed monologuing off.

“Can I kiss you?” He blurts out.

Danny, taken off guard, breaks out of his panicked—oh, Ancients, I just killed someone— stupor and lets out a startled laugh.

“Take me out to dinner first” came the automatic joking reply, Danny still largely in shock of what he did.

Jason, either not picking up on the joking tone or ignoring it, nods seriously, already trying to come up with the best place for a dinner date with the cute twink to thank him for his service to the city.

Danny, who has calmed down slightly by now, glances between the red-helmed vigilante and the clown corpse. His gaze lands on Red Hood and he hesitantly speaks up again.

“So, uh, what happens now? Do I need to go to the station to make a statement orrrr?” He pauses awkwardly.

Jason, who’s still trying to figure out whether the Bat Burger would be a good place for a first date or not, doesn’t reply.

“I’ve got school in the morning and I only have like,” he pauses to check his phone for the time, “3 more hours before I have to be up for my first lesson. Soooo, I’m just gonna go. That cool?”

Again, he waits for a reply. But it doesn’t come.

“Right. Cool cool. Uh, see you later? Mr. Red Hood dude sir?” Danny gives a clumsy and awkward salute before turning tail and speed-walking away.

It’s not until 30 minutes later, once Jason has finally decided on the perfect place to take the guy to dinner to, that he realizes the twink is gone.

Fuck, he forgot to ask for the guy’s name.

…

And number.

[lemonhitsu]

«I wanna hold you in my arms tonight For your love, I'll do whatever you want»

beacons.ai/lemonhitsu    

[theghostlyunknown]

My mom wanted to read passerine but screens makes her dizzy so may I present…

A fully printed version, all 333 pages, of passerine hole punched and slapped into an old English binder.

[tarutaruga]

that scene from panty & stocking but madatobi